(Cat flutter Chinese) "Aunt Hong, do you still want to leave the cabinet? If you don't stop your daughter and delay your good day, don't blame me. ”

"Hmph, who told you to fight this crazy girl? If you fight any longer, they will dare to take off your pants on the street. ”

Listening to Aunt Hong's words, He Xiaojun was even more drenched in cold sweat. Aunt Hong's words are really not an exaggeration, judging from today's performance, this group of crazy girls really dares to do such a thing.

"That's not what you teach, how do you do mommy?"

"They take off men's pants, it's too late for us to be happy mommys, why should I stop them? If you want to subdue them, let me make an arrangement, let you have a big night's magical powers, clean them up, and they won't dare to be so crazy when they see you in the future. ”

Before He Xiaojun could respond, Zhong Jinchai came: "That's right, the young soldier, come and clean us up." ”

"Young soldier, we will wash up and wait for you."

"Jun Shao, do you like to stack Arhats, or Guanyin Turning Lotus, or Serial Forts, we are waiting for you at any time."

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He Xiaojun saw that Aunt Hong didn't help him, and he also lit a fire for Zhong Jinchai, so he shot back at her: "Aunt Hong, how can I deal with so many of your daughters alone?" It's better like this, one day you arrange for me to go into battle with Brother Da Niu, and let us help you subdue this group of girls. ”

"Huh, how dare he?" Of course, Aunt Hong would not let her newlywed husband participate in this.

"Brother Da Niu, you have also seen how strong your new daughter-in-law is, if you can't subdue her tonight, you will have to suffer it in the future. Hey, I asked you to learn from Chunmei, did you ask her? ”

He Xiaojun had no choice but to use the trick just now.

"Jun Shao, you save some, Da Niu's side, Mommy will naturally teach him, but you have no one to teach, let me teach you tonight, okay? Try my moves, and you're guaranteed to be invincible, invincible, and soul-defying. ”

"That's right, Jun Shao, Chunmei can teach as a person, teach and learn."

"The army is young, if Chunmei can't teach, we will lose at most once, and we will sacrifice ourselves to teach together."

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Hmph, do you still give up your life? Once I go into battle, it is true that I sacrifice my life.

He Xiaojun saw that the plan was not working, and he was invincible with his two fists, so he had to step on the accelerator and shouted to Aunt Hong: "Hey, if you don't get in the car, I'll pull Brother Niu away." There are women in Chen Village, and I asked him to find enough twelve gold hairpins in Chen Village, and then it will be your Aunt Hong who will suffer. ”

Seeing that it was not early, Aunt Hong no longer quarreled with He Xiaojun and obediently got into the car.

However, after getting in the car, Aunt Hong pinched He Xiaojun fiercely and warned her: "In the future, you are not allowed to bring my big cow, and you are not allowed to take other women in front of the big cow and me, otherwise, I will settle accounts with your uncle." ”

After seeing Aunt Hong, who is usually quite virtuous on the surface, and exposing the nature of the "tigress", He Xiaojun couldn't help but feel sad for the big cow. Alas, another dignified man is about to become a prisoner of a woman's ranks.

After He Xiaojun took Da Niu and Aunt Hong back to Chen Village to worship their ancestors, He Xiaojun did not have such a big place to entertain the whole village at the same time, so this banquet was set up in the open space in front of the ancestral hall.

Such a wedding banquet, Da Niu and their two protagonists, of course, have no time to eat, because they want to toast and thank the guests, so, after a few quick bites, Da Niu took the bride Aunt Hong, and each table took turns to toast his uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters.

When Da Niu and the others went to toast, He Xiaojun was not idle, because the people in Chen Village came up to toast him.

From the patriarch to the villagers of Chen Village, they are all deeply grateful to He Xiaojun for making all the villagers in the village live a happy life, so everyone spontaneously came to pay tribute to this hero who made everyone rich.

Although he had refused a lot of alcohol on the grounds that he still had to drive and give them a happy event, He Xiaojun was still poured a lot, and fortunately, there was no such thing as drunk driving in his previous life, otherwise, He Xiaojun would definitely be controlled today.

Chen Village's banquet and return to the city is the ceremony of the newlyweds' worship.

In Haishan's marriage, in addition to making it difficult to "make friends", there is also a link to make it difficult to "accompany the girl", and men and women are equal.

The part of making things difficult for the bride is when the groom has already picked up the bride and takes the bride home to worship the church.

Generally speaking, the "friend" will set up a formation at the alley or the door of the new house on the way from the bride to the new house, and then ask the bride to agree to certain conditions before letting the bride enter the church.

He Xiaojun, who was molested in the link of picking up the bride, of course he was not convinced, and he wanted to take revenge in this link.

Considering that the lineup of "Youzai" was too weak, He Xiaojun immediately flew to the garrison's barracks after returning to the city, brought Yang Platoon Commander and half of the soldiers who did not need to go to the sentry, and asked them to form an iron wall at the door of the new house with Hu Feng, ready to ask the Jinchai for the justice lost in the morning.

He Xiaojun had already thought about it, and after intercepting the golden hairpins, he asked them to light cigarettes, sing, play weird, etc., and make sure they were difficult enough before letting them into the room.

Beautiful ideals and reality are often the opposite, He Xiaojun couldn't have imagined that he thought that it was already an impregnable line of defense, and he couldn't stop a charge from the golden hairpins.

It turned out that the golden hairpin came to the front of the house, and when he saw the soldiers guarding the door of the room with big swords and golden horses, after a little total, Chunmei took a few turbulent golden hairpins, straightened her chest, and walked straight towards the position where Yang Platoon Commander led the soldiers to arm, and said as she walked: "Brother soldiers, you have to pity the jade and mercy, don't touch our baby." ”

Platoon Commander Yang and other soldiers, where have they ever seen such a scene? Seeing that the opportunity was not good, Platoon Commander Yang immediately shouted "withdraw" decisively, and the defensive line formed by the soldiers immediately disappeared.

Hu Feng, a young man who is now a super fan of He Xiaojun, is still loyal and dutiful, he stopped at the door alone and shouted: "Don't come in, Brother Jun said that you can't be let in easily." ”

After the Jin Hai broke up Platoon Commander Yang and their defense line, they were not willing to give up, and as soon as they entered the new house, they immediately split up to find He Xiaojun, the culprit of this time.

The house He Xiaojun bought for Da Niu is a two-story old-style house. The architectural style of this house is a typical style of Haishan, that is, the sundeck is built very specially.

This architectural style, which is quite a bit in the sea and mountain, is in the middle of the sunny side of the second floor of the house, hollowed out a piece and built a sundeck.

Seeing that the situation was not good, He Xiaojun hid in this sundeck.

At this moment, He Xiaojun finally realized what the ancients said: Good men don't fight with women. Because, a good man is never an opponent of a woman, and he is far from being the opponent of a crazy woman who puts down her skin.

He Xiaojun, who was hiding, was still discovered by a certain golden hairpin.

All the golden hairpins immediately gathered on the sundeck, forced He Xiaojun to the corner of the sundeck, and met him with a cat-like gaze and mood.

He Xiaojun, who was under siege, hurriedly asked Platoon Leader Yang and Squad Leader Liu for help.

The garrisons, who were still apprehensive, had no righteousness this time, and sold their brother He Xiaojun and let him solve it by himself.

At this moment, He Xiaojun realized what it means to be under siege, what it means to be isolated, and what it means to be a sheep into a wolf pack.

Seeing that all the golden hairpins had already pursed their red lips and stretched out their dragon claw hands, He Xiaojun, who was unwilling to be humiliated, hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't come here, I'll jump from here if I come over again?" ”

How can a wolf let go of a sheep that arrives?

Seeing that the golden hairpins were getting closer and closer, He Xiaojun gritted his teeth, really jumped off the sundeck.

At that time, although the house was higher than He Xiaojun's previous life, the first floor was only a little more than three meters, even if the fence of the sundeck was added, it was less than five meters.

After doing a somersault in the air and then landing steadily, He Xiaojun secretly congratulated himself on his cleverness and was fortunate to get out, otherwise, he would have let that group of crazy women get entangled, and he doesn't know what the result is.

Just when He Xiaojun's happy thoughts had not been put down, a change that made him lose his soul first, then tremble, and then jaw-dropping, happened. Cat flutter Chinese