222 Defeated again by the "golden hairpins".
Just when He Xiaojun's hand had already touched Ah Lian's trouser belt, and the shy Ah Lian's body was already as soft as a noodle, at his mercy, a voice from downstairs interrupted his good deeds.
"Ah Jun, isn't it time for us to go? Aunt Hong is already waiting over there. ”
The voice downstairs was made by Da Niu, it should be that the matter between him and Aunt Hong has been prepared, and when He Xiaojun sends him back to Chen Village to worship his ancestors, and then set up a banquet in Chen Village, the place where his ancestral home, he will return to the county seat to worship the church.
Of course, the taste of being interrupted by someone is not pleasant. In addition, the fire that was molested by Aunt Hong's indulgence in the "Drunken Fragrance Building" just now has not been extinguished, and a nameless fire surged into He Xiaojun's heart, and he yelled at Da Niu: You tell Aunt Hong to let her daughter send you there.
was happily waiting for the big cow to marry a beautiful girl, and after listening to He Xiaojun's inexplicable roar, he couldn't help but be stunned, standing downstairs at a loss.
Aunt Mei also saw He Xiaojun's embarrassment just now, and after listening to He Xiaojun's angry words now, how could she not estimate that there was a situation in it? After she learned a little about the process of picking up Aunt Hong from the stunned big cow, she already knew a little about He Xiaojun's anger.
Aunt Mei was appointed as the elder of the woman in this wedding, so of course she must be responsible for the woman and the wedding.
After seeing Da Niu, the honest groom, and being at a loss with a sentence to He Xiaojun, Aunt Mei helped him speak out: "Brother Ajun, if you don't set off now, you will miss the good day, and you don't want your Da Niu brother to have a bad life after marriage, right?" ”
Haishan's custom says that if the wedding is missed, it will be detrimental to the marriage, and the two people after marriage will not have a good life.
Although He Xiaojun didn't believe this, he didn't want to leave a shadow on his marriage because he was not an ordinary good bull, and it was even more difficult to refute the face of Aunt Mei, the woman's elder. Moreover, he is just talking about it in a moment's breath, and how can he not give his own strength to the marriage that he has promoted? Therefore, he responded wistfully: "Aunt Mei, I know, I'll come." ”
After He Xiaojun finished speaking, he smiled at Ah Lianxie, who was relieved for being spared the punishment of shame, and then stroked her plump parts and said, "Remember this punishment first, and then settle accounts with you tomorrow." ”
He Xiaojun explained Ah Lian's matter, and he was still unsatisfied, and did the same thing in the same part of Ah Mei and Ah Ran, and then said to them: "You must be present tomorrow to watch the execution of the family law, otherwise, the same family law will wait." ”
After the women were touched on the sensitive parts, they were already shy, and after imagining the fragrant punishment, they were even more ashamed, and at the same time, there was also an inexplicable stimulus that surged into their hearts, making them feel soft only when they did that shameful thing.
He Xiaojun, who hurriedly washed his face and went downstairs, recalled the exciting situation just now, feeling both excited and inexplicable.
He Xiaojun also doesn't know why he, who is usually steady and obedient, has become so frivolous and indulgent? It is because of the fact that he has received a lot of money today, what He Xiaojun thought of is part of the reason for his change in this direction, and there is a fundamental reason that he doesn't know, that is, the internal skill he practiced is the culprit of his change, but because Apu, who gave him the booklet of internal strength, has not practiced that internal skill himself, and Apu's master has not said the characteristics of this internal strength, so He Xiaojun, who is just practicing on his own, has not yet fully understood the function of this internal strength.
Seeing He Xiaojun coming down, Da Niu hurriedly stepped forward to apologize to him flatteringly and said, "Ah Jun, I'm sorry, I wronged you just now." ”
Seeing the sneering appearance of his first friend after coming to another world, He Xiaojun hurriedly stepped forward and hugged his shoulders and said to him: "Brother Da Niu, what's your business?" It's all the prodigal hooves. That's right, and your new daughter-in-law is not a fuel-efficient master, you must show your strength tonight, clean her up, and let her not be so rampant in the future. ”
Listening to He Xiaojun's meaty words, Aunt Mei, who had not had a man for a long time, blushed, and after she took a sip, she scolded He Xiaojun lightly: "You military brother, look at you are usually serious, but you are so unserious in those things. Hey, don't teach the honest man of Da Niu. ”
When talking about He Xiaojun, thinking of the movement from his all-night "work", Aunt Mei's face turned even redder.
Aunt Mei's expression made He Xiaojun, who has been a person for two lifetimes, catch some clues from it. Hehe, who said that women don't think about spring when they are old? As the saying goes: Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and fifty can suck soil when sitting on the ground. Aunt Mei is only in her fifties, and she has been absent for a long time, of course, there is a need for that, it seems that the matter of the old man Chen Chi is promising.
At this moment, He Xiaojun had the idea of matching the old man Chen Chi, and after preparing to finish the big bull, he started to pull the line for the two old men.
"Aunt Mei, why am I not serious? Am I not doing this for the good of Brother Niu? If you don't subdue Aunt Hong today, with Brother Da Niu's honesty, she will definitely be bullied in the future, and when the time comes, we won't be able to help, so I let Brother Da Niu work hard today for the sake of future happiness, what's wrong? Is that right, Big Bull? ”
"This ......" knew that He Xiaojun's words were wrong, but the clumsy bull couldn't find a word to refute it, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.
"Nonsense, big bull, don't listen to this military brother, he bullies you honestly and fools you. Two couples want to be affectionate and loving, where do they come from so many tricks? Why don't you hurry up? If you miss the hour, I'll settle accounts with you. After Aunt Mei helped the honest bull, she urged He Xiaojun to set off again.
When I drove the big cow to the downstairs of the "Drunken Fragrance Building", Aunt Hong and the golden hairpins were already waiting there.
Chunmei, a prodigal hoof, after seeing He Xiaojun, teased him and said: "Jun Shao, isn't it that although the matter of He Xiaojun and Ah Mei's sisters has not been made public, how can Zhong Jinchai, who has to visit the restaurant at least once a day, roll in the wind and dust?"
It was also because he saw that He Xiaojun was so good to Ah Mei and a few women in the countryside, but he was indifferent to their class of Jin Hai, that Zhong Jin Hai held back his lust, and he was even more lovesick in jealousy for this boss He who had excellent appearance, character and talent.
Seeing this culprit who teased him just now, and now he is still laughing at himself, He Xiaojun hates it so much.
Although he was suffocated by Chunmei, but he couldn't do anything to her, He Xiaojun had no choice but to use a fierce expression, gritted his teeth and shouted at her: "Chunmei, you sassy girl wait for me, and when I am free one day, I will come to clean up your prodigal hooves." ”
Before He Xiaojun's words fell, Chunmei didn't have time to respond, and the other Jin Hai had already shouted: "That's right, Jun Shao, hurry up and clean up this prodigal hoof, let her stop complaining every day and affect the normal life of our sisters." ”
"Jun Shao, Chunmei, this sassy hoof, calls your name every night in my dreams, shouting and shouting with you, so that we can't sleep at night. You can send her to the restaurant tonight. ”
"Yes, Jun Shao, use your big stick to clean up Chunmei's *, and let her warm your feet every night in the future."
"Hey, it's cheaper to warm her feet, Jun Shao, after accepting her, let her be your human pillow."
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The words of this class of golden hairpins are too shocking, I really don't know what their brains think on weekdays?
Just when He Xiaojun was sweating, even more thunderous words came: "Yes, Jun Shao, hurry up and clean me up, I'm waiting for you every night." As long as you squeak, I'll go to the restaurant tonight and let you clean up. Don't talk about warming your bed, warming your feet, or making pillows, as long as you want, let me wash your feet with my tongue every day. As long as you nod your head, I'm yours now, and you can do whatever you like. ”
Chunmei's words made He Xiaojun cold, didn't they? This Chunmei is worthy of being the top brand of "Drunken Xianglou", although she is not very old, but the dust of the 36th Road has reached the realm of casual access.
Before Chunmei's words fell, the noise of the golden hairpin sounded: "Jun Shao, you want this girl, let her bathe you with her tongue every day." ”
"That's right, in that case, you don't have to spend food to feed her, let her bathe for you a few times a day, and she'll be full."
"Young soldier, Chunmei, a sassy person, has a tendency to be abused, you insist on asking her to go over tonight, and wait for rattan, dripping, and big sticks, and let her be your slave in the future."
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Words are getting more and more unbearable, and they are becoming more and more evil. Even He Xiaojun, who had watched a few H movies in his previous life, couldn't help but be embarrassed in front of this class of golden hairpins. Sister Yao in this era, how can that knowledge and imagination be advanced across time and space? He Xiaojun, who was not the opponent of the golden hairpins, had no choice but to point the finger at their mommy Aunt Hong.