Things in this world are ever-changing, and sometimes you can't judge by feelings alone. Just when you think that brick might kill you, it might be a 24-karat piece of gold.

I admit that I felt the wrong way this time, and I deeply regret and apologize for that, but before I do so, allow me to take a breath. (Oh my god, I was scared to death, but I was scared to death!) ）

I had expected the wheels to throw me from the sixth floor to the garbage dump on the first floor in a graceful parabola, but that didn't come true, and I kicked me back when the scarlet lips of the Grim Reaper were about to kiss me. The wheels didn't kill me, yes, I'm alive. The wheels came running and hugged me, and his foul mouth was about to stick to my delicate face, but because of my quick dodge, he pushed himself against the cold wall.

"Brother, my brother, you have finally opened your mind, you have finally opened your mind!" Wheel burst into tears, and although these tears were wiped from the corners of his eyes when he turned his back to me, I could clearly feel the excitement and frenzy in his heart.

No, is this guy stimulated by me? I remember hearing people say that if a person can't accept something that makes him mad for a moment, his subconscious will resist it violently, and then direct his brain to do something unusual. To put it simply, it's a neurosis, is it that the wheels are stimulated by me into a neuropathy?

"No, wheel, don't be like this, don't be like this, okay? I don't know the bottom of my heart when you're like this, really, I'm really scared of you like this! I know I was wrong and I did something sorry for you. I don't ask for your forgiveness for this, if I want to kill you, I will scrape you, and don't hurt my body because of this. The body is the capital of the revolution, you haven't participated in the revolution yet, you haven't been a Red Guard, you can't just enter the Institute of Abnormal Human Studies. Do you know how much social pressure there is now, there are no extra beds in the mental hospital, you are not welcome there, you know, you are not welcome there! I shook my shoulders on the wheels in an attempt to shake him out of his terrible nightmare.

"your grandma, you're insane! I was just so happy that I didn't control my emotions for a while. "The words of the wheels made me feel so happy for a while? Oh my God, it looks like he's really going to the hospital.

"I heard you right, brother, you are still happy that I went out with your wife to open a house? Kicked in the head by the boss? Or is it a family conflict that has broken down? Otherwise, why would you keep playing such a joke with me? "There were several question marks in a row that explained the deep doubts in my heart.

"Who told you that Ye Xue is my wife? We're just netizens, do netizens know? Besides, don't we have a license yet, the law does not protect us, at most it is illegal cohabitation. No, no, it's not even an illegal cohabitation, after all, I haven't even held someone's hand until now. It's you, I said that you kid is really cowardly, and he pulled someone to open a room with you after knowing him for less than a day! That's not your style.,I knew before that you always had that color heart, but you never had that color guts! Now I know that your kid has been deceiving us.,Okay, you're hiding deep enough.,Say, when did you start liking to play a YE love? The wheel looked at me badly, and that look could only be described in two words: YIN swing! Didn't you say that he wronged me, that he thought of me as someone, and that he thought the same as him! This slut is too shameless, he is just thick-skinned, and he has to pull others to take him as an example, I don't go along with him.

"It's not the wheel, it's not what you think, you listen to me explain ......"

"Shhh Man, who hasn't had a time when he was not as good as a beast! I forgive you! "This dog-day old Zhuang devil wants to see if my brother and I are making a fool of myself.

"Oh, why don't you listen to me explain it well, I'm forced, I ......"

"Yo, forced? It's so sweet, is that something forced? If you don't want to, it's useless for people to force you! Well, you don't talk nonsense, and no one laughs at you. It's all big men, who laughs at whom? "The wheels squeezed my underwhelmed eyeballs, and I really wanted to castrate him and pickle him again!

I won't speak anymore, as the so-called clean person is self-purifying, and you can't clear it if you say you're turbid. I don't want to bother to defend myself anymore, after all, the Yellow River is mixed enough, and I don't want to add any more burdens to the mother river of our Chinese nation. But if I knew how to swim, I would really like to jump into the Yangtze River and wash myself, and maybe even catch a white-sided dolphin or something to sell.

But I know that the accusations of the wheel against me are only the beginning, and there are still bigger and more difficult difficulties waiting for me, which will be miserable, life is worse than death, pain is not life, and there is no desire to live.

Sure enough, the 616 dormitory urgently held the ninth "color staff" congress that night, and the theme of the meeting was: Comrade Yu Xiaoxi's C male film career and the comrade's happy C breaking experience. Present at the conference were: Hu Yitao, Wen Erbao, Wang Sanshan, Ling Sihua, Jia Wulin, Liu ...... Yang Wu, Shuai Xiaoqiang, Li Yaolun, Yu Xiaoxi.

The following is a brief report on the spirit and theme of the meeting by Comrade Yang Wu, chairman and head of the dormitory, and everyone is welcome. (Drum feet, the sound of picking feet, the action of buttoning nose feces)

"Gentlemen, no ladies, comrades, friends, thank you for taking the time to participate in this 616 dormitory congress, as the head of the dormitory, I only express my sincere greetings and sincere thanks to you on behalf of myself! (There is a pause here, the ...... Just pause, there is no other meaning) is the so-called talented people in the country, each leading the word for several years. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and a generation of perverts beats perverts. Our respected and beloved Comrade Yu Xiaoxi finally lived up to expectations, successfully bid farewell to the C man career who accompanied him for 21 years with the momentum of overcoming obstacles and destroying decay, and was unceremoniously shortlisted for the selection of the "Best Pervert" with the extraordinary spirit of being the best pervert, and had the opportunity to compete for the title of the next "Sewd" with Comrade Li Yaolun, the laureate winner who has won three consecutive times. In this regard, please allow me to express my sincere praise and warm congratulations to him on behalf of all the members of the 616 dormitory! "Flowers, applause, lights, music, for a time I became a bright star, all the envious eyes were shooting at me, all the eager words of praise poured towards me. I was swept to the podium by the stars, and the flashes of the cameras under the stage snapped at me. There are mixed feelings in my heart, and the heat is surging. How many people's expectations have finally come to fruition today. How many years of dreams have finally become a reality today. O Motherland, O Mother! I love you, I love you! At this moment of flowers and applause, allow me to say out loud what I feel at the moment:

you, me, I'm so angry!!! ……

"Brothers, listen to me, I was wronged, I was innocent, I really ......" I wept, but I wept bitterly. Where is Dou E's death, you come out, come out and see! Look at how blessed you are!

"Cut, pretend, reload! I said you will die if you are honest, you will die! As the chairman, political commissar and secretary of the 616 Standing Committee, I have to say a word about you. You said that you are really, have you done it, and if you admit it, you will get it! Why are you squirming like a girl, this is not a shameful thing, it should be worth congratulating! Didn't Chairman Mao say that a man who can't play hooligan is not a good man, and a man who can't be a man is not a good guy! Your behavior is precisely the mass line made in accordance with the party's common program, the ideological policy of seeking truth from facts, and the good example and norm that deserves to be praised and promoted. Xiaoqiang was also unwilling to be lonely and interjected a few words, this bastard has to force me to a dead end. Damn, you can go online at every turn, and you can educate yourself at every turn, who will you learn from TMD! Tell you not to rush Lao Tzu, force me...... I'll fight guerrilla with you!

"Hee-hee, yes! I only now understand that the most terrible thing is that honest people on the surface are the most terrible, rabbits will bite when they are in a hurry, and people will not only be DA planes when they are in a hurry! I thought that our brother Lun was the evil ghost in the color and the beast in the color. Now I found out that your Jade Xiaoxi 'Jade Lao Wet' is the supreme in the color, the demon emperor in the color! The boss glanced at the wheels standing by and watched the excitement, and then looked at me with a wink. Comparing me to that scumbag, what a heart! It turned out that I had deteriorated and depreciated to that extent in his mind!

"Huh, little Yuzi? What's wrong with your eyes, why is your entire left eye swollen? It seems to have turned purple, could it be ...... "Xiaoqiang accurately discovered the difference on my face, that is, the eye that was crossed by Ye Xue. My day, what is this slut muttering in his heart?

Hey, hey, hey! Why are you looking at me like that? No, no, no! It's not what you think, it's not as complicated as you think! It's a work injury, it's a work injury!

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