"Now for the third item of the conference: teacher representatives are invited to speak!"

After Xu Yan announced loudly, the third (2) class of junior high school, that is, Teacher Song, the head teacher of Liu Badshui and Shen Shaoyi's class, walked out from behind the chairman's table and began to speak in an old-fashioned and lengthy manner.

“…… Facing the first crossroads in life, junior high school students are about to embark on a new journey, and they must have new plans for the new semester......"

As soon as Teacher Song finished the first sentence on the stage, across the aisle, Liu Badshui, who was sitting on my left, desperately began to applaud, and the other students in the third (3rd) class of junior high school were not far behind.

If Teacher Yu from our class spoke on the stage, probably we would also slap the slap, right? Everyone still has this sense of collective honor, but it's a pity that Teacher Yu is not strong, and it is rare to see Teacher Yu show his face on official occasions of the school.

Finally waited for Teacher Song to finish speaking, and the teaching director, Aunt Owl (who is also the aunt of Xingxing), couldn't wait to occupy the position of Teacher Song's previous speech.

"Please pay attention! Please pay attention! It doesn't matter if you're in the first, second, or third year of junior high school, put away the playful mentality! School is a very serious place! No Hippie Smiley! No talking to each other! No whispering! ”

The more she jumped high and said "forbidden", the more I wanted to talk to Xiaoqin, so I patted Xiaoqin's arm and asked:

"What are your plans for the third year of junior high school? Have you decided which high school you want to apply for? ”

The surrounding environment is very dim, only there is a light on the rostrum, and the Buddhist Mu Zhongming sitting on Xiaoqin's right is a Buddhist, although he doesn't like gossip or talk, but after all, he is a boy, which makes Xiaoqin a little nervous.

Xiaoqin replied to me in a low voice: "You can go to any high school, in short, you have to go to the same high school as Ye Lin......

As I expected, it seems that Xiaoqin is determined to spend high school life with me, and the two of us are not good at liberal arts and science, but the overall grades are not far apart, and it is very likely that we will be admitted to the same high school.

In contrast, the class president once mentioned that her high school entrance examination will be the only goal of Dongshan No. 3 Middle School, the most haode high school in Dongshan City.

In the middle school entrance examination the year before last, only three of the top students in the twenty-eighth middle school were admitted to that school! Brother Tao is even worse this time, only one student stepped on the line and was admitted to the third middle school! Squad leader, your goals are a little higher!

According to the internal information provided by Shu Zhe, the class president expressed in his diary that he wanted to go to the same high school as me - in other words, this wish would not be fulfilled at all! I need Dr. Yu to put an electronic brain on me, so that I can be admitted to the third middle school in an upset!

What's more, there are other variables, it is said that as long as the parents of the squad leader save enough money to buy a house in Shanghai, they will take the squad leader's sisters and brothers to live in Shanghai, and naturally let them go to high school in Shanghai, so even if I open a plug-in and be admitted to Dongshan No. 3 Middle School, it will be in vain.

So, in the first and second semesters of the third year of junior high school, I can't be sure that I have been with the class president for a year, so I feel a little sad when I think about it......

I couldn't help but stretch my neck to find the chair of the class president, who was far away from me, but the class leader was not in her seat, and she seemed to be called behind the curtain of the rostrum to prepare for the next student representative speech.

The empty seat of the squad leader seemed to indicate something, and I felt a sense of nothingness in my heart (maybe I didn't have enough to eat in the morning).

The dean's voice on the rostrum was even harsher:

“…… It is necessary to start from the formation of behavioral habits and study habits, and strive to make the style of study in the third year of junior high school a banner for the whole school! Hereby I would like to announce that starting today, the third grade of junior high school will undergo a one-month discipline overhaul! The discipline inspection team will strictly investigate some behaviors that violate the code of conduct of middle school students and school rules and regulations! ”

"You are not allowed to play with your phone in class, listen to MP3! No fancy dresses! No jewelry! No hair dyeing! Boys are forbidden to have long hair! If a girl doesn't finish in the top 100 in the school year, she can't have shoulder-length hair! ”

Huh? And this one, huh? I used to think that girls' long hair was not restricted, because the director of education thought that in this way, you could quickly find boys and girls mixed together.

It seems that Xiaoqin and Pooh have little chance to change their hair before graduating from junior high school, and their hobby of short hair is one thing, and their academic performance is not enough......

Xiaoqin suddenly poked my elbow with her finger and asked worriedly, "Classmate Ye Lin, the bracelet you gave me is also jewelry, right?" Will the Dean of Students not let me wear it? ”

I lowered my gaze and looked at the two turquoise bracelets on Xiaoqin's wrist - they were the birthday gifts that Huo Zhenbang entrusted me to transfer to Xiaoqin when Xiaoqin celebrated her birthday, and Xiaoqin always thought that I had given them.

Although AIDS is far from being a terminal disease compared to cancer, it is still a sword of Damocles hanging over Huo Zhenbang's head.

In any case, my biological father, who is seriously ill, gave Xiaoqin a gift with love, and I still hope that Xiaoqin can wear it for a while longer, even if she doesn't know that it was given by her father.

So I snorted and said to Xiaoqin: "It's okay, you can wear it as usual in the future!" If the discipline inspection team or the teaching director asks you for trouble, you will say that I gave you the bracelet! Let them talk to me! ”

The dean of education has always been very taboo about me, and the other members of the discipline inspection team are not much different, so as long as Xiaoqin mentions my name, it is estimated that the matter of her wearing bracelets in violation of the regulations will be over.

After receiving my assurance, Xiaoqin was quite moved, and she rubbed her fingers back and forth on the surface of the bracelet, and in the dark, it seemed like white jade and green jade were entangled and danced.

"For example, if it is the head of the teaching department himself, or a female member of the discipline inspection committee, I dare to talk to them......" Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment and then said, "But what should I do if I meet a male discipline inspection committee member, or a young male teacher?" ”

"At that point, you don't have to speak, just run to me! Then use your finger and I'll do it! ”

As I spoke, I thought the picture was quite pleasant.

"I see...... Ye Lin is willing to help me to this point, I am relieved......"

The teaching director's voice is really not covered, and the previous speech has reached a high volume of magic sounds, but I didn't expect to be able to continue to raise the tone next.

"I want to lead the discipline inspection team to declare war on those who seriously violate school discipline and school rules! Please keep in mind the 'four prohibitions': resolutely prohibit contradicting teachers! Fights and brawls are strictly forbidden! Smoking and drinking are strictly prohibited! Resolutely prohibit excessive close contact between men and women! ”

The four major prohibitions sound like a small number, but in fact, each of them is ever-changing, and it is no less difficult to memorize all the detailed rules than to memorize ancient poems. For example, the fourth prohibition "prohibiting excessive close contact between men and women" can be elaborated as "100 prohibitions on intimate contact between men and women", in the eyes of the teaching director, the small actions of Xiaoqin and I in private just now are enough to pull out and parade through the streets.

14 years old is the age of serious rebellion, and the more the director of education says that on stage, the more I want to go against her.

"Xiaoqin, when you were in elementary school, did the class implement the little safflower system?"

"Well......" Xiaoqin recalled, "At that time, my neighbor class had that kind of system, but our class did not, but my mother gave me a trial at home for a period of time, divided into learning little safflower and life little safflower, you can get learning little safflower if you get excellent homework, you can get little safflower for helping your mother wash the dishes, and little safflower can be exchanged for pocket money if you save a certain amount......

Huh? Pretty reasonable! If it's not very convenient, I really want to ask Aunt Ren about the details of this little safflower system, and draw a scoop according to the gourd!

"Aunt Ren, I want to teach your daughter, I think your former little safflower system is very valuable, can you ...... it?"

I was kicked away before I finished speaking! The name "Righteous Sister Tunes 'Teaching Jihua" is a bit easy to misunderstand! But for a while, I couldn't think of a more appropriate name.

The dean's speech on the stage has turned into a roar:

"Once we find a violation of the four prohibitions, we will deal with it strictly and quickly according to the regulations! I hope that some students will strengthen self-discipline, enhance self-control, improve self-love, and learn to be a person! ”

When I talk about "some of my classmates", his eyes look in my direction through my owl glasses, as if I don't love myself or be human.

Cut, you say yours on stage, I'll do mine below. Don't you have four major prohibitions? Don't you have "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls"? I just want to do the opposite, I have close contact with Xiaoqin about your bird? You have the ability to bite me?

"Xiaoqin, the new semester is here, why don't we have some new rules between the two of us?"

"What rules?" Xiaoqin asked with interest, "Do you need to change my name for Ye Lin?" 'Master', 'Brother' or something? ”

Don't think of me so dirty! Brother, you will naturally call it in the future, but it's not what you mean now!

"Huh? Ye Lin shook his head, that's not what to call it? Is it to add a prefix to Ye Lin? 'Outstanding Ye Lin', 'Great Ye Lin', 'Sacred Ye Lin', 'Invincible Ye Lin'...... Is it like this? ”

Shame is off the charts! It's not a shame for you to shout out, I'm ashamed of it!

"Not this new rule! It's me who wants to implement the little red flower system on you! I said solemnly, "You will not be allowed to read shoujo manga in the future!" ”

"For, weishenme!" Xiaoqin let out a grieved wail, "Girl's comics are my source of inspiration!" ”

"That'...... You also want to reduce the frequency of reading shoujo manga! If you don't read shoujo manga for a week, I'll pat you on the head and reward you! ”

"Huh?" Xiaoqin didn't expect that there would be such a dialectical relationship between girl's comics and patting.

"Also, if you can hold back for a week and not play pranks, I'll hold ...... Hug you! ”

Xiao Qin's body suddenly shrank, as if I had already hugged her.

"Zuihou, if you can do three good things to help others, I'll give you a kiss on the face......"

Xiaoqin's whole face suddenly turned peach, her legs in school uniform pants were clamped together, and her voice trembled involuntarily:

"So, if you don't play pranks for a week, it's worth a little red flower just like doing a good deed? That...... If you want Ye Lin to have a child with me, how many little red flowers do you need to exchange? ”

"100 million!" I answered without hesitation.