"Master, master!" After lunch, Grandpa Cao asked me with a flattering face, "Can you lend me your phone for a while?" ”

"Don't you have a cell phone yourself?" I frowned and said, "What's the use of you borrowing my phone?" ”

"Brother, I have a new app, and I need two mobile phones to turn on Bluetooth, so that Shiyan can come out...... In short, I will never peep into the private content of the master, how dare I do it! ”

That's right, I don't have anyone to hide in my phone book, and the text messages have just been cleaned up, and the only thing that has to do with privacy is the phone laptop app, but I always set passwords......

Wait a minute! Although it's true that I set a password, it's completely defenseless for the backdoor of the phone's hardware! That's the equivalent of locking a cabinet with holes!

Fang Xin and Professor Bai must have learned a lot of my privacy through the back door of their mobile phones! I was trapped at the bottom of the bear trap, and the suicide note I wrote in despair was stored in the database!

Bastard! Such a shameful suicide note, you actually saw it! The Science Happiness Sect is indeed a cult! I'm going to destroy your database! Wait and see!

At present, my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone has not switched cores, and is in a state of being monitored by the Science and Happiness Sect, I think that lending it to Cao Gonggong and asking him to provide some spam information to the eavesdropping party can also give me a bad breath, so I generously lent the phone to Cao Gonggong.

Two hours later, I regretted it.

It's not that Grandpa Cao has the audacity to snoop on the privacy of my phone, but he seems to have used the input method on my phone.

For ordinary people,Input method for others to use,It's not a bad thing,At most, there are only slight changes in the order of word frequency。

But the input method used by Cao Gonggong,There are a lot of super evil words,The word frequency change is also unguardable。

After Uncle Fireball and Director Cao's father and son said goodbye, I sat on the sofa with nothing to do, intending to send two text messages.

First of all, according to the frequency of "3 times, 1 time, 3 times", I shook the Yellow Wind Monster phone vigorously, and after seeing that there was an imperceptible white pixel on the "Contacts" icon, I knew that the core had switched to safe mode.

I sent Amy a message first: "The new semester has begun, study hard, xiangshang every day, if you have time on the weekend, I'll sleep with you again......"

Nima! What's going on with the input method! I want to type, "If I have time on the weekend, I'll see you at the mall!" Fortunately, it didn't send it out!

After thinking about it, I really didn't have time to go to the mall with my sister on the first weekend after school started, and this glorious and difficult task might have to be entrusted to Pooh.

So I deleted this unsent text message and revised it to: "Keep a good mood, if you're in a bad mood, go and beat the rabbit, anyway, Dr. Yu can fix it, last time I 'shot you' in the corridor......"

Grandpa Cao, I'll strangle you! What did you do to my input method! I wanted to type "I met you in the hallway"!

After two defeats in a row, I simply stopped texting Amy, in case I caused her any misunderstanding, I couldn't regret it.

Changed to text Xiaoqin: "You drew a comic and actually asked Pooh to do the injection......"

"Be an assistant" is called "do injection", although it is not a sensitive word, but there is always a very evil smell in it.

Damn it! Whether it's a real sister or a righteous sister, if you want to send a text message, it's so twists and turns! Just text the squad leader! I don't believe that the input method taught by Cao Gonggong has made it difficult for me to move an inch!

"Class leader, I heard that tomorrow afternoon, your mother will come to the parent-teacher conference? Your mom ru'ditch ......"

it! I want to hit the "if" not the "ru' ditch"! If this text message is sent, what will the squad leader think of me!

Driven by a competitive spirit, I relented and decided to delete them all and send another serious text message.

"Class leader, do you want to speak as a student representative, at tomorrow's opening ceremony?"

Grandpa Cao, you are paralyzed! In the end, I was ambushed! I pressed the send button only to find that there was a typo! How could the "opening ceremony" be so wrong! Grandpa Cao, what do you have in your head! My phone was broken by you!

With a feeling of anxiety, I don't know how the squad leader will react when he receives this text message, and wants to send another one to defend himself, but he typed "I said it wrong" as "I shot it wrong", and quickly deleted it all, so as not to add mistakes to mistakes.

The squad leader replied after a long while:

"--Don't browse unhealthy websites!"

Alas, there is no way to be misunderstood by the squad leader, and the squad leader has already saved face for me for the sake of having a heart attack, if it was before, he would definitely reprimand me even more mercilessly.

So I called and scolded my father-in-law, and my father-in-law Cao said that he changed the input method on my mobile phone to the user thesaurus and forgot to change it back.

As soon as I saw that this was the case, I changed the user thesaurus back to my own, and it was only then that the matter was settled.

On Monday, September 2, the opening ceremony was held in the school auditorium as scheduled, and the host was Xu Yan from the third (1) class of junior high school.

In the past, when the school flower was the host of various activities, Xu Yan often spoke as a student representative, and at the flag-raising ceremony, she had nothing to say "In the face of the bright five-star red flag, our hearts fluctuated, and our blood boiled......

After being promoted from the second to the third year of junior high school with us, Xu Yan has grown taller, although she is not as beautiful as the school girl, but she can also be regarded as the host of various official activities of the school.

In addition, Xu Yan is now the new class leader of the third (1) class of junior high school, replacing the original good old class leader - of the 6 classes of the new junior high school, there are actually 4 classes with girls as class leaders, which is really yin and yang.

"The first item of the assembly: please stand and play the national anthem!"

Xu Yan shouted in a sharp voice that was close to breaking the sound, her voice echoing in the old school auditorium, and six red flags were planted diagonally on the rostrum, one of which was not planted steadily, and she was almost shaken down by the sound.

The auditorium has turned off the lights, much like a movie theater, except that everyone is not allowed to eat popcorn, and anyone who dares to steal snacks will be deducted points.

When Xu Yan announced that everyone was standing up, we junior high school students, and the younger students of the second and first junior high schools, were in high spirits and stood up as one—is that possible?

The real situation is that everyone stands like frosted eggplants, cucumbers that have been exposed to the sun for ten days, and a more vivid metaphor is a zombie that has been hit by the T-virus.

Only a few people stood up very energetically, such as the class leader who was strict with himself, Gong Caicai who was afraid of deducting points from the class, and Pooh, who inexplicably regarded this as a competition and used a military posture to win.

Xiao Qin on my right is also standing very straight.

But she didn't take the opening ceremony very seriously, but she didn't want to appear to be too much shorter than me.

At the request of the school, most of the students wore rustic school uniforms to attend the ceremony, and Xiaoqin and I were no exception.

"Don't tire yourself out," I said with a smile, "I don't think you're short." ”

"Really, really!" Xiaoqin seemed to be very moved.

Under the performance of the tattered stereo, the national anthem, which is a little out of tune at the end, finally ends the torture of everyone's ears.

Someone in the third (3rd) class of junior high school complained in a low voice: "It's almost time to catch up with Gong Caicai's violin!" ”

"I'm sorry......" Gong Caicai said in the dark to the unidentified spokesperson Daoqian, "The violin I play is so ugly, I won't play it again in the future, and people like me actually want to learn a musical instrument......"

"Don't lose faith!" The squad leader persuaded her beside her, "As long as you work hard, you will definitely make progress in the future!" ”

"Thanks, xiexie!" Gong Caicai snorted, and her shoulders shook because of the squad leader's comfort, "Squad leader, you are so nice, then, the next time you come to my house as a guest, will the squad leader listen to me play a violin?" ”

The "......" squad leader fell silent in the dark.

"You may be seated!" After the national anthem, Xu Yan announced hoarsely that it was the first time she had hosted such a big scene, and she was a little nervous.

In the auditorium, everyone is divided into seats according to classes, on the left of our junior third (3) class is the junior high three (2) class, and my seat is next to the aisle, across the aisle, sitting is Liu Ming from the junior high school (2) class, that is, the point guard of the school basketball team, nicknamed Liu Badshui.

Sitting on my right is naturally Xiaoqin, the back row is the people of Class 5, and the front row is Gonggong Cao, who caused me a lot of trouble yesterday.

"The second item of the conference: President Chen is invited to speak, and everyone applauds and welcomes!"

Xu Yan adjusted her volume and spoke into the microphone.

Principal Chen refers to the old principal of No. 28 Middle School, the old principal is Chen Yingran's grandfather, of course, also surnamed Chen.

As a result, I waited for a long time, but I didn't see the old principal come to the front desk, and sent someone to the backstage to look for it, but found that the old principal was asleep sitting on a chair.

"Old and immortal! It's all like this, and I'm not retiring yet! Looking at the lip shape, the vice principal probably scolded like this, and then walked up to the rostrum himself and adjusted the microphone to his mouth.

"Listen up! Whether you are a freshman in the first year of junior high school or an old student in the third year of junior high school, let me be serious! Don't think of school as a safe haven, school is a battlefield! The whole life is a battlefield! ”

Next, he didn't know where he copied the "Declaration of the Third Year of Junior High School", the words were extreme and sensational, and he said N times with the sentence "This is the zuihou opportunity of your life".

Your sister! We're only 14 years old and we're going to lose the chance of life! Vice Principal, what do you expect us to do with our junior high school career? Stuck in the pile of mock test papers every day, treating all classmates as competitors, and eager to bite all the people whose academic performance is ahead of them?

However, he mentioned the word "change" several times, which reminded me that it was time for the "righteous sister to teach jihua" that I had been preparing for a long time, and it was time to come in handy.

Jihua's goal is to transform Xiaoqin into an "ordinary" girl who is more sunny, optimistic, compassionate, and more considerate of others.

As for the method, I have already thought of it, using the method of "encouraging teaching", if Xiaoqin can not read girl's manga for a week, I will pat her on the head. If Xiaoqin endures a week and doesn't play a prank, I'll hug her. If Xiaoqin does three good things to help others, I will kiss her face......

Now it's time to announce the content of the training to Xiaoqin...... No, it's time for jihua content, and it's a new atmosphere for the start of school!