When you suddenly see beautiful and magnificent pavilions in front of you, don't think that you have stumbled into a fairyland, in fact, they are just an illusory mirage.

Yes, I firmly believe that the scene that is now happening before my eyes is definitely a hallucination, due to the erroneous imaging given by the brain that is not awake. It seems that I have been tormented by this little devil for a mental breakdown in the past few days, resulting in severe hypoxia of brain cells, abnormal visual nerve weakness, motor center shock, serious imbalance of cerebellum and brainstem and endocrine system, to put it simply, I am sick - mental illness.

"Brother Yu, you've had a hard day, come, hurry up and sit down for dinner. This is a love dinner I made for you, and it tastes great! "It's over, I'm not just hallucinating now, I'm also hallucinating.

"Little ...... Tiantian, what's wrong with you today? Don't scare me, I'm too cowardly to bear it! "The sword in the mouth and belly, the knife in the smile, and the steel needle wrapped in the cotton, I won't fall for you! Would you kindly cook me dinner? Oh my God, I almost died laughing. Dong Shi Xiaofeng, Handan toddler, why do you say that you have to pretend to be a Pekingese dog? You think I'll believe you're a good friend of humanity if you put your tail between them, and don't forget that I'm a sharp-eyed man, and no demon can escape my eyes.

"Oh, Brother Yu, look at you, why don't you appreciate the kindness of people who kindly cook dinner for you? Don't worry, it's not poisonous, if you are poisoned, who will pay me a salary! "Xiao Tiantian's peach blossoms are blooming in front of me, and that kind gesture really makes me suspect that she is showing favor to me. However, I am not so easily bought by the enemy's small favors, I am not a greedy little deflated man, my vision is the whole world.

"No, Tiantian, are you saying that you made all the delicious food on the table alone?" If you want me to compliment you on being a beauty, I'll admit it, but let me believe that you're a beautiful chick and a beautiful chef...... That's a bit of that. To be honest, how many beautiful girls nowadays can cook, and they are also the second generation of rich daughters, making such a table of fragrant and delicious food? It seems that my nose is also about to "nose hearing".

"Of course, people have been busy in your kitchen all afternoon, and they haven't even had time to drink saliva just to get you these delicious foods, but you don't even say a word of thanks, and you don't appreciate people's affection, how can you be like this?" Britney pursed her lips and coquettishly pouted at me, looking like she wanted to invite me to pet.

"Oh, thank you so much, I didn't expect your cooking skills to be so good, I can smell it...... Wait, what did you just say, you got this stuff in my kitchen? No way! "Suddenly I had a sense of foreboding, so I hurried to my beloved kitchen, and when I got there, I realized that my collapse had collapsed too soon.

My kitchen, my home! Who the hell destroyed you like this!

Chi Tiantian!! I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you! You pay for my pot, you pay me for my gas stove! "I ran up to her with the pan that had leaked out, and I asked you how you made my kitchen a mess.

"That...... Brother Yu, don't be angry, people...... They didn't mean it! I'm just careless, careless. Hee-hee-hee! The little devil grinned at me, I really wanted to go over and cook her now.

"And my oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, what about my water, electricity and gas, how do you explain those, how do you explain it!" I can't stop feeling distressed when I think of those "corpses" in the kitchen, they are all bought with money! Money, money, do you know what it is?!

"Oh, people have said that it wasn't intentional, so you can forgive me this time! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! "The little devil grabbed my arm and shook it back and forth, damn, I can't stand this trick of a woman the most, you just don't know how to deal with it.

"No wonder I suddenly heard the explosion of ping-pong when I was injecting a cat today, I thought it was Lao Mei who suddenly launched an air raid on us, it turned out to be your little thing! You said that if you were hungry, tell me, I'll make it for you, but why do you have to do it yourself! Is there a place like the kitchen that you women can enter? "I'm angry and secretly glad that this little villain didn't light the gas canister, otherwise the 911 incident would have happened again.

"Hee-hee, isn't it okay now! Look at the table I have made for you a large table of good dishes, for the sake of my lack of merit and hard work, don't be angry with me anymore! The beautiful little head took the opportunity to rub against my shoulder, and I quickly pushed her away. Tell me not to mess around, I don't want to get too familiar with you.

"Laugh! You're still laughing! Now you've ruined my kitchen, and I'll drink the northwest wind from now on!" Also, you honestly explained to me where all these meals came from, and I don't believe you made them when I was killed! "Yes, for a person who can make poached eggs into chocolate, do you believe that she can make the legendary Manchu and Han Quanxi? Do you believe it? I don't believe it anyway!

"That...... Oh, in fact, these dishes are not made by me, but what does it matter, as long as they are delicious, why do you have to investigate its origins! "This little girl doesn't have the slightest embarrassment after the lie is exposed, and even tells me these untenable broken reasons, what do you want me to say about you!

At this moment, there was a respectful knock on the door.

"Hello sir, a young lady has just ordered a first-class set meal with us, this is your menu, please confirm!" What a polite waiter, judging by his uniform, I know that he is a waiter at the most exclusive hotel in the area, "Samwang Hotel". But why did the waiter at the Shenwang Hotel come to me and take a bill to sign for me, hehe, it's really humorous. Slow...... Wait, you said there's a young lady with you......

"Chi Tiantian! What have you done!! I turned my head and shouted at the little devil who was eating with relish inside, I was dripping my heart, it turned out that those delicacies of the mountains and seas were actually booked at the Shenwang Hotel for a long time. Shenwang, a five-star hotel, where ordinary people like me can afford to spend. I heard that there is a signature dish called "Golden Jade Clothes" at a price of 3,800 yuan, what is it made of, it turned out to be made of 20 soybean sprouts and 20 mung bean sprouts into a "Fu" word, Golden Jade Clothes? Obediently, this is your grandma's sky-high bean sprouts!

Now, now that little ancestor actually went there to order a large table of dishes for me, and when it was over, I am afraid that my family will be emptied. I don't know if I have to mortgage my shop to pay for this meal, oh my God, this is a sin!

"Sir, sir, what's wrong with you, why don't you speak? Please hurry up and confirm the menu, I'll go back and hand it over! The waiter looked at me thoughtfully, and reached out and shook it in front of my eyes.

"Oh, this ...... This little brother, that ...... I don't have much cash on me right now, so you can take the five hundred dollars first, and use it as your tip. Please discuss with your boss when you go back if you can take a break, and I will find a way to pay off your food money as soon as possible. "I hurriedly took out a few old man's heads from my body, which was the profit I had made after a hard day's work, and now it was not enough for a fraction of other people's heads. Although I didn't order this dish, I have the obligation to bear the consequences for that little devil, and I can't let a girl pay for me if I go bankrupt.

"No sir, that lady has our hotel's VIP Ugin card, and anyone who has that card can enjoy all the services in our hotel for free. There is also a ban on tipping customers in our hotel, and if the boss knows about it, I will be fired. Please check the menu quickly, I still have a few more to visit! "I didn't understand the meaning of the word "confirm" until now, and this waiter didn't ask me to pay for the menu, but "confirmed" the menu. It turns out that there is a difference between the bill and the menu.

"Thank you, I've just confirmed, there's no problem, now you can go back and make a difference." I smiled and handed the menu back to the waiter, but I was sure it was a piece of, I had never seen those dishes before. Even if you have seen it, you don't know the names of those strange and elegant dishes, and the dishes made by a few bean sprouts can be called golden jade clothes, so the things made of a few heads of garlic must not be called "terracotta warriors"!

After sending the waiter away, I went back to the table and began to interrogate the little girl who had the VIP Ugin card of the San Want Hotel, as far as I know, there are no more than ten people in the entire city with this card. And these people are either rich or expensive, either rich businessmen or ...... It is impossible for her age to be a business elite or a figure of officialdom, is she ......

"Tell me, how did you get that card? Don't tell me you're a thief who walks on the wall, you stole that card from a powerful person! ”

"Why, I'm not a flying thief! Let me tell you that this VIP Ugin card was personally customized by the boss of Shenwang, and a total of eight were issued in the city, seven of which were in the hands of the mayor and several business giants. And the rest of the one is in ...... It's in the hands of his precious daughter. Britney bit her lip and smiled at me, and that cute smile that was a little shy suddenly made my head dizzy again.

My mom is another young lady with a huge net worth! What kind of peach blossom luck did my Jade Creek go, why did I encounter such a beautiful thing? God, God, Jesus, you spoil me too much!

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