The joke for a while is just a game of playing house, so why do we have to fake it?

I know it's a little joke Britney and me, and I do treat it as a game, and hopefully that's all there is to it, and it's better not to go any further. Of course, if something has to happen, it's not something that I, a little veterinarian, can stop.

The gentleman named Yan Liang left, and I don't know if he was scared away by my mongrel Tibetan mastiff or angry by Britney's intimate actions towards me, anyway, now there are only two of us alone in this pet store, and the other cats and dogs are not counted.

"Hey, I said little ...... Xiao Chi, this person is gone, you should let me go. And I am obligated to help you send away the handsome little guy who pestered you, so you have to repay me. Actually, my request is very simple, as long as you disappear from my front and don't let me see you again. "I straightened Britney's delicate body leaning on me a little, this is a good opportunity to invite her away, I must seize it. Now she owes me a favor, and I won't be embarrassed with her!

"You...... You want me to go so much! Are you chasing me? Britney raised her eyes to look at me, and her soft little face contained a sense of loss that I saw pity.

"Oh, I'm not the kind of ruthless boss, it's just that if you treat me like this, I won't be able to get by. I have a shop here, and a large family of cats and dogs waiting for me to feed, if I am killed by you, but a corpse is a lot of lives! I beg you, I beg you, auntie, just let me go, I will be grateful to you! I swear that as long as you spare me, I will definitely set up a tablet for you, and the three pillars of high incense will be offered to you every morning, noon and evening! "I admit that I am a little convinced by these words, but I am not a person who eats soft rice, as long as I send this "plague god" away, then I can return to normal in the future.

"You...... Is it really so ruthless, so unmissive? "Oh no, this little girl's tears are starting to flow out. It's not easy to do now, if outsiders see it, they will think I'm bullying a weak and defenseless woman. But I can't be soft-hearted, this is the best opportunity to get rid of her, after this village there will be no more shops.

"Old love? I said, Miss, you can't talk about it, what old relationship do I have with you? I don't owe you money, I don't owe you my life, and you're ...... now."

"Woo woo, you...... You're bullying me! "Hey, hey, what are you doing, don't mess around, don't drill into my arms! will be seen, will be seen...... Oh my God, is it true that women are like this when they are coquettish, but you also have to find the right object and then tell it, I don't have a too close relationship with you, you will be misunderstood, do you understand?

"I ...... Where did I bully you? Oops you ...... Don't cry, okay, okay, I won't drive you away, can't I drive you away! "I have to admit that women's tears are more powerful than any weapon, lethal weapons can only hurt your body, while their tears can penetrate your heart!

"Really? Are you really not going to chase me? Britney looked up from my chest, and her pink face was covered with crystal dewdrops.

"I'm a big man, what I say is the water that is spilled, how can I say that I can take it back. I'm not a promise, but at least I won't lie to girls! "This woman is really, you can not believe me, but you must not believe my sincerity.

"Yay! I knew you would say that, hahaha! The situation was immediately reversed, Xiao Tiantian pushed me away, and her triumphant face was instantly filled with the joy after the victory, and there was still half a point of sadness at the beginning. In an instant, I realized that I had been fooled again, and I TMD fell in love with this little girl again! Obedient, I'll drop a good girl! This...... How can this be like this, is it good not to bully honest people like this, isn't this clearly using my kindness as a tool for you to deceive?

Woman, can you be a little more shameless?!! I swear, I swear to the sky, if I easily believe your words in the future, I will let a hail as hard as tofu fall from the sky and kill me!

"Now, yes, now! You immediately explain to me what all this is all about, why do you use me, an irrelevant person, as your shield, what is the relationship between that young man named Yan Liang and you, and why did he say so many strange things to me as soon as he came, when did I become your boyfriend, why did you not marry me, how can you slander me so irresponsibly? If you don't give me a satisfactory answer today, be careful with me...... Be careful, I'll sweep you out of the house immediately! "Although I have already guessed the cause and effect of this, I still hope that she can give me an accurate explanation herself, otherwise I will not be blind even if I die.

"Actually, I didn't tell you a long time ago, I came to work with you to avoid a trouble, and that trouble is the Yan Liang you saw today. That person is annoying, sticking to me and pestering me all day long, not giving me any personal space. Let me be his girlfriend, but I don't like him at all, so how can I promise him! In desperation, I had to avoid him everywhere, but the campus was full of his eyeliners, and he would find out wherever I hid. In a fit of rage, I ran out of campus to wander outside, just in time for me to see your job posting, so I snuck in! I was going to hide from him for a while and he would die, but that guy mobilized everyone to find my whereabouts, and finally let him find it. I saw that I couldn't hide, so I had to tell him that I already had a boyfriend, and that boyfriend was you, and I thought he should be able to completely die in this way, but I didn't expect it...... So you're going to help me get rid of him, you're going to have to help me! "Things are really similar to what I expected, it turns out that these cliché plots that can only be seen in Korean dramas are also available in real life. In order to get rid of the entanglement of handsome guys, the heroine pretended to say that she already had a boyfriend, and casually pulled over a charge, and it was very coincidental that the person who filled the number was the first actor arranged by the director.

Did I become the hero? At the end of the story, the hero and heroine will always come together by mistake, thus achieving a beautiful karma. God, I don't want it to end like this, I'm not interested in this beautiful girl protagonist at all. Please, can we all be realistic? Can't those who write novels and make TV series be a little innovative?

"That'...... What are you going to do with me now, you just saw it, that handsome guy named Yan Liang is not a master to mess with. You didn't see the way he looked at me, he almost ate me, it seems that my future business will not be able to continue normally, all of this is your fault! I think you should get out of me as soon as possible, so as not to be ...... people coming to me." As the saying goes, if you can hide from the first day of the new year, you can't hide the fifteenth day of the new year, you can't contain the fire in the paper, and sooner or later the counterfeiter will be arrested and sentenced.

"What, are you going to drive me away again? Don't you speak as a word, and you can't be treacherous? Xiao Tiantian raised her willow eyebrows, and that gesture was to eat me.

"No, no, I didn't mean that, I meant to say...... Alas, forget it, just when I didn't say anything, you stay here! ”

"Hee-hee, that's pretty much it. Don't worry, Brother Yu, with me Chi Tiantian here, he doesn't dare to do anything to you, if he dares to touch a single hair of you, I will let my second uncle lead someone to arrest them all. Didn't I tell you, my second uncle is the police chief here, and he loves me! "The more she says this, the more unsteady I become, I'm an honest businessman, and I don't want to have anything to do with those officialdom. Wouldn't this become a collusion between the government and the people? When the time comes, I can't afford to concoct another charge of "bullying others, bullying men and women, and obstructing the building of socialist spiritual civilization," and then my political career will be over. Although my political background is only a small Communist Youth League member, the right to vote is still there, and the People's Republic of China needs honest and simple voters like me.

"So you're going to let me continue pretending to be your boyfriend? This is not good, if you really do the fake show, I will suffer a big loss! ”

"You think beautifully, I can't look down on you! I'm worried that you'll have bad intentions towards me, after all, a beautiful woman like me who loves everyone in front of you, who doesn't care! You'd better give me a little bit of responsibility, we're just boyfriend and girlfriend on the surface, and you are never allowed to do anything out of the ordinary with me, otherwise I'll smash your people along with your shop! I'll leave right away after this while, and we'll meet in the future, and no one knows anyone! "Cut, who dares to guarantee that you will not change the hexagram when the time comes? Back then, Ye Xue also said that she was not interested in me, but what happened later, wasn't she conquered by my irresistible man's charm? Isn't your Xiao Tiantian a woman, are you stronger than Ye Xue, tell you that Ye Xue is ...... Damn, didn't I tell you how many times I wasn't allowed to mention that dead girl again? Why do you think of her again! Then in front of Ye Xue in front of my jade stream, I will give you ...... The body is skinned, and the parents who receive it, people must take care of themselves!

"Then, then I can't be your boyfriend for nothing, how can you give me some explanation!" Don't think I'm asking her for money, you think I'm Yu Xiaoxi that kind of cheesy person, I'm just discussing the remuneration with her.

"It's simple, from now on you pretend to be my boyfriend, and I'll rent you. The rent is only 1,000 yuan a day, and if you are too little, I can add it to you! "Well, what this rich lady said was different. One...... A thousand dollars a day? My own mother, this pure white-collar worker doesn't have such a high income! Why do I suddenly have a feeling of being fostered, am I a little white face? No, I absolutely can't accept this kind of insult!

"Oh, Xiaoike, you're joking, I was just joking with you just now, I don't want any rent from you. I'll give it to you, as long as you return it to me after you've used it. You see, it's not easy for you to be a college student, so leave the money for you to pay for tuition! ”

"Don't pull it down, as if someone gave it to you! But you remember it for me, don't call me Koike again in the future, don't call me Koike anymore, do you know! Call me sweet, sweet! ”

"Can you change your name, Tiantian? Oh, I can't scream! ”

"That'...... Well, it's okay if it's not called sweet. ”

"Great!"

"It's Britney!"

No way!

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