There are two gossip experts, Big Horn and PHS, and the bet between Niu Shili and Niu Shili with Women's Yanjie quickly spread to the ears of the squad leader.

"Ye Lin, I heard that you have more points in the competition with Niu Shili, and the person who loses wants to drink a whole bottle of Nu Yanjie?"

During the big recess in the afternoon, the class leader came to me with an incredulous expression.

"Hmph, it's not me and Niu Shili," I corrected, "It's the total score ratio of me and the other players!" ”

In fact, those two laughs were barely faked, and the harder Niu Shili and his gang trained, the more I couldn't laugh.

"Is one man fighting four?" The squad leader's dark eyes blinked and blinked, "You're so confident?" What do you do in case you lose? ”

"Wow, how could I lose?"

In the classroom of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, the person who has an unnatural expression and is incoherent is the one who is incoherent?

"No mortal can defeat a genius no matter how hard he tries! Besides, my NB level is no longer something that can be described as a 'genius'! I...... I'm a god at all! Those mortals will surely run into the walls of sighing in their vain attempt to transcend God, and finally realize their own stupidity and weakness, and weep bitterly to receive the damnation of God! ”

My domineering rhetoric burst out from my chest in a subdued tone, which can make the beast change color, the stubborn stone nodded, and the squad leader was frightened in front of my mighty sky, trembling all over, and hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed to apologize: "Lord Ye Lin, as a mortal, I dare to question your ability, it is really audacious, please forgive me!" ”

As you may have guessed, the above natural paragraph is completely out of my fantasy, in fact, the squad leader only half-narrowed his eyes at me and said disdainfully:

"Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Huh? What is your attitude? Even if you don't kneel down and ask for forgiveness, you should at least say something encouraging! For the honor of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, I have to cross the turbulent river full of women!

After hearing that I called myself a god and that the other team members were mortals, Niu Shili snorted angrily and took the other team members to the playground to practice, and they discussed that they must make me unlucky as they walked down the corridor.

"Ye Lin, you...... You've got a gray hair......"

The squad leader diverted the topic for some reason, and looking at her expression, it seemed that she was suddenly unwell.

What if you have a gray hair? Originally, I have oily hair, dandruff and a lot of dandruff, and I usually don't have to take care of it, and it's not surprising that occasionally a hair is malnourished and turns white, even if it's because there are too many things pressing on me recently, what can I do if I am in a hurry? A real warrior like me, Tarzan doesn't bend over, even if he goes to the guillotine, he has to tell a joke to the executioner, even if the entire Shijie mortals unite to deal with me, the god, don't want to make me sad!

The squad leader didn't seem to care how my hair turned white, she just felt that this white hair stood out from the crowd in the middle of my black hair, which made her feel uncomfortable.

"Pluck this gray hair out."

The squad leader said in a consultative tone.

"Huh? You said that I would unplug it, and I would be unplugged if others knew how faceless I was! ”

"It's just a hair, what if you pull it out!"

The squad leader's tone became urgent, and his pretty face flushed slightly.

I didn't understand that the squad leader Weishenme was so obsessed with a hair at first, but to be honest, I liked to see her anxious look, so I said casually:

"Don't you know the story of Xiahou Dun's eyes in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? Parents who have received their bodies and skins should not be discarded! Even if it's just a hair on your head, you can't just pluck it! ”

"You're quibbling!" The squad leader shouted, "You're not an ancient person, don't you usually get a haircut?" Do you eat all the hair you cut back into your stomach after a haircut? ”

As the squad leader spoke, his eyes were still fixed on the white hair on my forehead, as if it were a spike in her flesh.

It dawned on me.

It's the squad leader's obsessive-compulsive disorder!

Everywhere requires fairness and reasonableness, so that everything is in its rightful place, from the perspective of "Dungeons and Dragons", it is the "orderly and good camp", and from the perspective of medicine, it is obsessive-compulsive disorder!

I remember that the class leader tied his shoelaces differently when he was walking and riding a bicycle! Shu Zhe also mentioned to me that the squad leader, who never spends money indiscriminately, once saw a row of puzzle toys in the store, because the unopened puzzles were all messed up, which made the squad leader uneasy, so he had to take out all his purse and buy it home and put it together overnight! The puzzles are still stored in a safe place at home, so that no one can touch them, because once she messes them up, she will have to put them together from scratch!

One of the main manifestations of obsessive-compulsive disorder is the demand for the things around us to remain intact, balanced, and symmetrical. It must be because my white hair that came out halfway destroyed the overall balance, so the squad leader was upset after seeing it!

It doesn't matter if I have two gray hairs, right? If I had two symmetrical white hairs, even if I looked like a cricket with a white beard in the eyes of others, the squad leader would be satisfied with my symmetry. What kind of distorted aesthetic are you!

And why should I accommodate your aesthetics? Even if it is "a woman who pleases herself", it should be you who wear a miniskirt to show me the absolute realm, what is the matter with me, a pure man!

So I raised my left hand and looked at my watch, and reminded her that I had a lot of asymmetries besides my gray hair, such as that I didn't wear another watch on my right hand.

"Hmph, in short, this hair grows on the top of my head, it's my freedom to pull it out or not, you have no right to ask!"

"You...... weishenme so stingy! ”

"Hey, squad leader, are you a little wider? This is my hair and not your hair, if it is your hair, you can pluck it as you like! ”

The squad leader glanced at me hatefully, "I don't pull out a hair, and I still say that I am a god!" ”

Huh? What does it have to do with God! Have you ever heard that Jesus was particularly fond of plucking the feathers of the Twelve? Could it be that Judas betrayed Jesus because he didn't get Jesus' hair! According to what you say, Sun Wukong became a fighting Buddha because he plucked a lot of hairs on the way to learn scriptures?

"Anyway, I don't pull it out, haven't you heard the idiom 'can't extricate yourself'?"

"Not being able to extricate yourself is not an idiom," after correcting me, the squad leader said with blazing eyes: "If you don't want to pull it yourself, then I can help you ......"

At this time, Xiaoqin and the loudspeaker came back from outside the classroom, realizing that someone was watching behind them, and the class leader's hand had just stretched out, and before it could make contact with my head, it retracted again.

Later, I heard Xiong Yaoyue complain to **: The squad leader performed very poorly in the volleyball practice that day, and many mistakes that should not have occurred occurred, and I just didn't know what I was thinking.

The troubled girl immediately guessed: "It's in love!" I don't know how to confess to my sweetheart, so I'm upset! ”

This topic aroused the interest of the three or eight girls, and the three or five girls got together and discussed it in a whisper, but Xiong Yaoyue stood impatiently to the side and threw the volleyball in her hand into the air.

"Hey, if you come up with the result of the discussion and find out who the squad leader's sweetheart is, just tell me! It's okay for me to send a love letter for her, if the other party doesn't agree with me and beats him up, it's okay, in short, hurry up and restore me to a normal state! ”

After that, there was a rare music class that was not occupied, and when everyone was chattering and running to the music classroom, I fell asleep on the desk with incomplete tones, thinking that it would be better to sit up and run an online store or go to the playground to practice basketball for a while.

I looked like I was asleep, but I was awake, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw a girl with long black hair creeping closer, as if an assassin from an online game was about to backstab me.

Nima, isn't this the squad leader! Your image is a bit different from that of an upright policewoman! The music class has started, you don't lead everyone to sing, you run back to the classroom and don't talk, you still act like a thief, what the hell are you trying to do to me lying on the table!

Curious, I continued to pretend to be asleep, and after the squad leader approached me step by step, he carefully looked at no one outside, and finally reached out and wanted to pull out the white hair on my forehead without noticing.

Sure enough, it's for my gray hair!