Although he crept to my back, my white hair was on my forehead, and it was difficult to pull it off when standing on my back, so the squad leader had to go around in front of me again.

I continued to sleep on my arm, pretending to be ignorant of what was happening under my nose.

My position was in the Zuihou row, and the class leader was in the penultimate row and wanted to get as close to me as possible, and the chairs of the classmates in the front row became a nasty obstacle.

If I moved the chair away, it would definitely make a sound, so the squad leader thought for a while, knelt the knee of one leg on the chair, and the other leg was stretched straight and still touching the ground, plus the hand that reached out to pluck the hair above my head, her whole posture seemed to be the "Flying Sky" in the Dunhuang murals.

The squad leader maintained a delicate balance in this uncomfortable position, took a light breath, and finally was about to start.

No matter how hidden I was before, once I pulled out my hair, it would definitely wake me up, so the squad leader was ready to hit with one blow and get out with one blow.

I felt that the squad leader fell to one knee in my direction, which gave me a lot of pleasure.

Haha, Shusha, why are you doing this big gift? Do you want the hairs on your head that are given by the widow? Aiqing is flat, Aiqing is flat!

The class leader held my desk with one hand and stretched out his other five-fingered hand to pull my white hair. In the bright afternoon sun, the mischievous white hair was hidden among his black brother and was unrecognizable.

After several attempts, he withdrew his hand halfway, and because he was not sure that he would be able to make a final decision, the squad leader bit his lower lip anxiously and angrily.

In order to warn himself not to be nervous at the critical moment, the squad leader closed his eyes, took a deep breath, opened his eyes, closed them again, and reciprocated three times.

In the future, when holding a sniper rifle and aiming at a hostage-taking kidnapper on the roof of a building, will you also use this set of actions to calm down?

After a lot of effort, the squad leader finally locked on to the target and the angle of attack, like a falcon soaring in the blue sky aiming at a dormant little white rabbit in the dark field, and only one dive was needed to retreat.

I saw a thick smile rise on the corner of the squad leader's mouth.

How can it be so cheap? Just as the squad leader was about to make a move, I suddenly rolled over as if I was asleep, and reversed the direction of my head resting on my arm—so that my white hair was hidden in the middle of the black hair again, and all the preparations of the squad leader were lost.

Hmph, the squad leader must be scolding "damn it" in his heart, right?

Although she felt a strong sense of frustration, the squad leader did not give up, she picked herself up again, and did a second round of scouting and locking on my already "changed form" head.

Sure enough, practice makes perfect, this time it took less than half of the effort last time, and I saw a familiar smile on the corner of the squad leader's mouth again: she is going to shoot again!

My little white rabbit has provoked you! weishenme, you black-winged falcon, must you kill it? And the expression is so exaggerated, are you "Falcon hunting rabbits and doing your best"? Be careful to play smashed, let's have a realistic version of "Black Hawk Down"!

At the last moment, I turned over again, so that the squad leader's outstretched hand had to stop halfway, and it fell short. Just as the squad leader was annoyed and tasted the bitter fruit of failure, and encouraged himself to start all over again, I shook my head like a reservoir dog.

It's a good thing now, the white hair is hidden deeper, and it is impossible to get out of it with a simple blow.

A triumphant smile appeared on my face hidden behind my arm, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The squad leader, who saw that I was pretending to be asleep, couldn't help but be furious.

"Bastard! You get up for me! You're teasing me! ”

For me, who was still lying on my stomach and pretending to be a dead pig, the squad leader slapped my palm on the desk, and the 7.2 magnitude earthquake couldn't help but make me unconscious.

"Hey, what are you doing, it's good to make me sleep......"

I rubbed my sleepy eyes and pretended to be stupid, but for some reason the sly smile on the corner of my mouth couldn't be suppressed.

Seeing me laughing so slyly, the squad leader became even angrier.

"You're pretending to be asleep! You...... You're lying on the table to deliberately lure me into a trap! ”

Luring you into a trap? You're not a bear, and you don't have much meat on you, so what's in it for me to lead you into a trap?

"Huh? I didn't expect you to sue the wicked first! It doesn't matter if I'm fake sleeping or really sleeping, you're sneaking over so silently, it's clear that you're the one who wants to do bad things! ”

"What bad things can I do? I just want to help you, help you get that hair ......."

The squad leader who had an obsessive-compulsive episode unconsciously searched for a trace of my gray hair with his eyes.

I found it ridiculous to be the squad leader who still maintained the "flying" posture while arguing with me over a piece of hair.

"Hey, hair is also a part of the body, you want to damage my body, and you still say that you are doing a good deed?"

"Ye Lin, nails are also a part of the body, do you also go to the police station to sue him if someone else helps you cut your nails?"

The squad leader is sharp-toothed.

I put the five fingers of my left hand flat on the table in a very angry way, and laughed very improperly:

"I'm not against cutting my nails! If you're so willing to help someone cut their nails, then just cut it for me! ”

Unfortunately, I had just cut my nails before punching the sandbag last night, and if you don't fix your nails regularly, you might injure yourself when you make a fist.

But because of carelessness, I cut a piece of the nail on my ring finger a little bald, revealing a little pink flesh under the nail, but that's okay.

Although it was in front of the squad leader, there should be no need or room for me to cut my nails again.

Unexpectedly, the squad leader lowered his head and glanced at my nails, and was immediately attracted by the bald place of the ring finger, she frowned very anxiously, showing a dilemma that was extremely difficult to deal with and had to take measures, she said in a low voice:

"I ...... I can cut off the nails of your other four fingers, and if I do that for you, will you let me pull out that gray hair of yours?" ”

It's your sister! Do you think cutting my nails bald is doing a good thing for me! You've reached the point of madness in the pursuit of symmetry! If one day I accidentally become a one-armed hero like Yang Guo, you won't cut off my other hand in order to pursue symmetry!

How can I live by cutting me into a "human stick"? Some people can exercise and hold things with their legs because their legs are long enough! I've got short legs! If you want to train, you may not be able to reach your mouth if you use your toes to hold a spoon to eat! Just thinking about that situation makes me feel miserable! ――Did you raise me like that?

I categorically reject Shusha's proposal:

"No! Nails are nails, hair is hair! And if you cut my nails bald, my hands hurt and I can't hold anything, will you feed me then? ”

The squad leader's face turned red, probably because the intimate scene of himself feeding me with a spoon flashed in his mind.

"I ...... How could I do something that disgraced me! And you can't touch your nails with a spoon at all, you're quibbling! ”

"Hmph, even if I'm quibbling, what can you do with me? My hair grows on my head, and I can still look mature with a gray hair! I just don't pull it out, I'm angry with you, I'm angry with you! ”

Maybe it's because I've been in contact with Xiaoqin for a long time, and I actually made a childish gesture like sticking out my tongue to the squad leader, which is not quite in line with my serious image of an iron-blooded lone wolf.

At this time, the squad leader was completely enraged.

There was a burst of anger in her black eyes, and she couldn't care about her image of a righteous demon who was usually convincing people, so she resorted directly to violence and reached out to pull my hair.

I was not in a hurry to resist, because my hair was very short and it was not easy for others to grab me.

Sure enough, the class leader reached out and grabbed the top of my head, but I didn't grab half of my hair, but I lost my balance and almost fell on my desk.

I was very proud: how's that? Know the benefits of short hair, right? Wouldn't waist-length hair like yours be super disadvantaged when you get into a fight? I can easily subdue you just by grabbing your hair! When the time comes, you cry and shed tears, I will be kind enough to let you go!

The squad leader returned in vain, and actually reached out again without changing his mind.

I stood out with a sneering look and let her pull at my hair.

I miscalculated, but I didn't expect that the squad leader's target this time was not my hair, but my left ear!

Caught off guard, I grabbed my ears and let out a scream like a pig in the classroom of the second (3rd) class of junior high school.

It hurts to death! Squad leader, you are really ruthless! You're treating me like a prisoner who forced a confession!

"Don't scream!" The squad leader tugged at my ear and forced my face to twist an angle so that she could look for the trace of the white hair.

"Bear with me, it'll be over soon, it won't hurt!"

What nonsense! If it doesn't hurt, why do you let me endure it? Do you think it's the blame Shu Huang who is tricking an ignorant girl into bed! It doesn't hurt to lie to a three-year-old child!

I'm a dignified iron-blooded lone wolf, Spartan gentlemen, the acting manager of the Happy Valley sex store, how can I sit back and let a girl do whatever I want?

So I let out a loud shout, clenched my fists, and said:

"Shusha, if you don't let go, don't blame me for being rude!"

The squad leader was slightly stunned when I called her by name, but he could see that she didn't take my threats seriously.

"What, Ye Lin, do you still want to beat me?"

A look of disdain streamed through her half-narrowed eyes, as if she were watching the beast beneath the trap in its dying throes.

As an aside, the faces of the two are so close now! Because she was about to get rid of the gray hair that made her uneasy, the squad leader's face was flushed with excitement, and she looked more beautiful and moving than when she was usually serious.

I can't help but ask myself in my heart: I can't even defeat such a beautiful black girl, what do you want to defeat in the future?

So I looked the squad leader in the eyes, met her eyes, and threatened word by word:

"Shusha, if I count to three and you don't let go, I'm going to—"

"What are you going to do?"

The squad leader was unmoved.

"-I'm going to kiss you!!"