Don't reason with women, because reason is as dispensable to them as chicken ribs, and women themselves are the gods who create reason. "Dao" is written on the palms of their hands, and "Li" is written on the backs of their hands, and the truth comes out in a flash. At the same time, don't try to be clever with women, and you don't want to think about how you can allow smart to exist where it doesn't even work?

I found that I was clever when I reasoned with Ye Xue, and I also found that I was even more self-inflicted when I played a scoundrel with her, and I finally found that it was a big mistake for me to have such a mouthful of words.

"You...... You're crazy! It's all 'light' like that, how can you compare with me? How do you take it off, what do you take off? I quickly pressed her to the pillow and lay her down. In a hurry, my hands touched her fragrant shoulders, and a smooth warmth immediately hit my ECG, randomly disrupting my heart rate. I quickly withdrew my hand, and though a voice in my heart was calling for my hands to stay on the two pieces of warm jade for a little longer, my sanity told me no. Prevention is worse than fire prevention, big mistakes are caused by small inadvertent mistakes, and I can't follow in the footsteps of the former and fall into the abyss of sin. But...... But I couldn't help it.

"You don't have to worry about this, I'll just take it off for you anyway. Get out of the way and see if I can take off more than you! Ye Xue raised her eyebrows mischievously at me and blinked her eyes wide. Mother, this little girl is teasing me again.

"No, Xiaoyezi, let's not play this game, okay, this game is not fun!" Although she is naked now, although I have several layers of skin on my body now. Even if she is naked now, even if I have several layers of skin on my body now. I...... I still can't "get off" her.

"That'...... Then you admit defeat, hurry up! She grabbed my hand and put it in her mouth and bit it a few times, then she couldn't stop smirking coquettishly. I don't understand why women like to bite men, does that make them very excited? But for men, it is a loss, pain is a trivial matter, what if she bites a piece of meat under the excitement of abnormality? You think that the flesh on a man's body is like the hair on his legs, and it can grow after shaving it off.

"Okay, okay, I admit defeat, can't I admit defeat! Now you're satisfied, you can go to bed obediently! Tell you not to mess with me again, be careful that I can't control myself and slaughter you, how many unjust souls have died innocently under the claws of my anger! "I'm threatening her, very seriously. She must be scared, she will burrow into the bed like a frightened fawn and shiver. Yes, she must have been scared.

But, oh my mother, why is she not afraid! Not only did she not burrow into the quilt and beg for my forgiveness, but she was about to crawl out of the quilt again! I admit that I miscalculated again, and the consequences are quite serious, and my eyes are likely to be punished by heaven and hell again.

"Leaf, good leaf, good girl! Just spare me, just let me go, let me go to sleep, okay? I sleep on the couch, really, give me a couch and I'll thank you! "I don't know if there is a camera in this house, but if I want to record my current face, it will definitely be very photogenic.

"Spare you? How can that work! If you say you want to play the game, you have to be willing to gamble and lose, and I'm going to exercise my right to use you now. Why, can't you afford to lose? "She seems to be provoking me, what is it, it is obviously a naked provocation without any subtle ingredients! What do you say? Can't afford to lose! Is my Jade Creek the kind of person who can't afford to lose? Since I dare to bet, I don't plan to win, isn't it just a matter of cutting hands and feet, you're afraid that you won't succeed? (It seems that this is not said in the God of Gamblers) to be a man, to be a man, to win is to win brightly, and to lose frankly when you lose. Can't afford to lose? Cut, you treat me as a pauper!

Actually, I'm not poor, I'm just rich and low-key.

"Today, since it is planted in the hands of you, a murderous demon, my longevity is over, come on, you can kill me as you want, I will listen to you. If you blink an eye, I'll let you take my last name. ”

But as soon as she lifted the quilt, I immediately closed both eyes. Men are most vulnerable when they are not clothed, while women are strongest and most terrible when they are not clothed!

"What's the matter, didn't you even blink an eye when you died?" In the darkness I felt a pair of slippery arms wrap around my neck like a snake, and at the same time a refreshing scent of a daughter's house tearing at male reason came to my face. Forgive me, Lord, for I can't help but be greedy, for I can't control it from taking a few puffs of such sweet scent. Is she invading me? Or are you violating me? What do you think if I give her that now, wouldn't it be called "justifiable defense"? Alas, why don't the police want to listen to a serious explanation from a QJ criminal? Maybe they have a hard time, too. Like the situation I'm in right now, I'm being harassed by a beautiful Xing who has just known her for less than a day.

"No, little leaf, will you listen to me? Today I'm just accompanying the wheel to go on a blind date with you, I'm just a light bulb, you know, the light bulb only shines and is not charged. Wheel, he's your Prince Charming. Of course, even though he's a pervert, he's still my brother! As the saying goes, brothers and wives can't be deceived, you can't ask me to do this kind of thing that has lost all conscience, people and gods are angry, heaven and earth are destroyed, and I can't be reviled by the world forever! Then I would be sorry for the parents who gave birth to me and raised me. I will also be sorry for my friends and relatives who care for and love me, for the CPC Central Committee, for the State Council, for the Central Military Commission, for the thousands of Chinese sons and daughters, for the thousands of overseas Chinese, for the international friends who care for and support our socialist modernization, and for the sons and daughters of all ethnic groups in the world...... And also...... Well...... Well...... "I can't get out of it when I have something underneath, because Ye Xue's fresh cherry lips have bitten my big mouth as quickly and accurately as a falcon hunting."

Fragrant taste, clove darkness, this ...... Is this what lang friends often talk about...... Kiss? It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it feels like it's flying, it's in the clouds. The head was empty, quiet, and the heavens and the earth were silent. It seems like a few little birds are walking over my head, no, it could be the stars or the moon, hairy things, they can fly, it's the sun, right? I remember my mother kissed me on the mouth when I was a child, why didn't I feel like this at that time? Hasn't it been a long time since I've felt a mother's love?

I became a zombie with two arms hanging stiffly on either side of my ass, probably on both sides of my thighs, which seemed to be a little thicker than my ass. If I had been sober at the time, I would have thought that this scene was a little inconsistent with what was shown on TV, and under normal circumstances, don't men have to hold women tightly in their arms and "kiss"? But I don't want to say it's "hugging" now, even if I move it, I feel like my whole body will fall apart, and I'm already crispy.

It's been a long time, don't ask me how long it's been, if I knew, I wouldn't have used these five clichés. All I know is that the sky outside is still blue (it's dark outside), the candles in the house are still on, (the chandelier is lit in the house) my hands are cold, and she is soft in my arms. Ye Xue finally let go of my lips, the reason why I said she let go is because I have always been passive, you know, I have always liked passivity.

"Yu Xiaoxi, let me tell you, if you dare to tell me about today's matter, I will ...... I'll ......" Ye Xue's cheeks flushed seductively, like the tender stamen on the tip of the pink lotus, and like the bleeding Danzhu in the mutton fat jade. She arched her head into the socket of my neck, trying to escape her shyness.

"This ...... This is my ...... The first time, I was given by you...... Give ......" My eyes were open, but my tongue was not listening. Could it be that when she was "biting me" just now, Ye Xue tied a bow on my tongue by the way? Oh my God, how could she have such a hobby!

"This ...... This is also the first ...... of people Oops, you hate it to death! She squeezed her pink fist and slammed it my chest, which knocked me into confusion when I was a little sober.

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