"Then since we go back like this, let's take Yao'er here, and when the time comes, you quickly get out of the room and bed on the second floor, roll to the sofa on the first floor and sleep. And Yao'er and I happily live on the second floor, let's combine the two beds into one, and then sing songs every day, and spring supper every night, you just serve us tea and water. I don't need you to cook this because I'm afraid I'll die young after eating what you cooked. ”

"Hmph, you're thinking so beautifully, I don't want to let me out of the room! I'm going to live in the same room with you, Brother Yu, let's put the two beds together when we go back, I don't mind sharing the same bed with you." "Britney saw that I was no longer so lost, and she became decisive and presumptuous. Not only does the preface and afterword not match the words, but even the words are so bold and explicit. Hey, hey, I said you chick, can you pay attention to the influence. It's still in public, a lot of people!

"You give me peace and keep to yourself, don't hit my mind at every turn, I know you very well! The cohabitation of this lonely man and widow in the same room has been the biggest concession I have ever made, and now that you want to climb into my bed, do you think I will agree to you? "It's a drop! How can there be such a good thing in this world, you Chi Tiantian eats and drinks mine for free all day long, uses my flowers, and now you have to sleep with me (it is more appropriate to remove the word "of"), who do you think you are, the overlord prostitute, you want to prostitute me if you don't give money!

"Oh, Brother Yu, you're from me!" Yo he, you're still coquettish, tell you that this trick is useless to me at the moment, and I have already developed a strong immunity to you.

"No, I'd rather die than give in, and fight to the death!" The answer was sonorous and powerful, and the man must be tough at this time, whether it is psychological or physical, or a certain part of the body.

"I hate it, they're girls, you can't let me do it!"

"Okay, now I'll give you two options. One is to stay by my side honestly, and to listen to my commands, obey my orders, and obediently comply with all my requests. The second is to get out of here, disappear from my eyes, and never let me see you again. Let's go our separate ways and go our separate ways. I don't care which rich boy you like to find to accompany you, and I don't care how I want to spend all day drinking and singing and dancing, isn't this very comfortable and happy? "Yes, I've been working on this plan for a long time, but I haven't dared to tell you. If it weren't for the fear that you wouldn't be able to think about it at a young age, I would have had a showdown with you a long time ago. Hurry up and get rid of you, the rude and willful lady, how comfortable I am to live alone! What is the top brand of Yihong Courtyard, what is the No. 1 famous prostitute of Wanhualou, Lao Tzu I can go whenever I want to patronize them, and I hug them left and right so happily. Flowers and grass can cultivate sentiment, why not!

"Hmph, you want to take the opportunity to drive me away, don't you? Tell you Yu Xiaoxi, I Chi Tiantian won't fall for you! I'm just going to pester you, and I'm going to haunt you for the rest of my life, and you can't get rid of me! You want to carry me outside and mess with flowers, don't you? Okay, you go, I won't stop you, but you have to see if you have a life to go and come back! If you let me know what you've done to be sorry for me, you'll die, and I'll come up with one hundred and eighty-eight painful ways for you to choose! "Obediently, it is said that a man's skin is as thick as a tire, but if this woman's skin is thick, it will be an iron wall, and even the peerless sword of the step and the blood-drinking madness of Nie Feng can't help it. And this woman's heart is too vicious, no wonder the famous quatrain of "wasp tail back needle, the most poisonous woman's heart" will be passed down through the ages, it turns out that the ancients had foresight when writing history. I'm your man, how can I be so cruel to my own man. This tiger poison is not eaten...... The tigress still doesn't eat the male tiger, so you can't bear to treat me like this?

"Chi Tiantian, why are you so toothless, who are you, why do you want to interfere in my private life!"

"You don't have teeth, you're shameless, you don't even have tooth decay!" Who told her that the deeper meaning of "toothless" is "shameless"? Who is it, who is it, and who is the eight lambs...... By the way, I think it's me!

"Tiantian, I'll marry you off when I go back, this girl can't always stay at her mother's house and not leave!"

"I won't, if you want to marry me, I'll marry you, otherwise you won't want to dump me!" Wronged, how did you say I met such a cheeky girl, God godfather, haven't you always doted on me, why did you arrange such a miserable fate for me!

"You...... How can you be a girl like this, how can this talk not go through the brain......"

"Brother Yu, people's ...... People think of you in your arms! ”

Depend on! I said that you have been taught repeatedly, right, do you have to let me do the family law in front of so many people, is it not very elegant to pick up my pants and spank the scene, do you not force me to be rough?

Cut! Why don't you die, do you think I will agree to such an impertinent and unreasonable request? Tell you I don't ...... Forget it, good men let some bad women, come on!

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