Chapter 110: Tea Thoughts (I)
People, just TMD shit! You don't know how to cherish when others are kind to you, and you don't know how precious it is when you lose such an opportunity.
I'm a slut on TMD! Men make women sad, you say he's not a slut or something!
In the station wagon, I was lost in the conversation between the two men. The content about "Daughter's Tea" made me extremely sad and guilty. A scene suddenly came to my mind:
"Brother Xiaoxi, come and drink the tea I made for you, this tea is ...... It's me...... Just come and drink! ”
"Yao'er, isn't this tea to be drunk after a meal? Why do you get me a cup of tea early in the morning? ”
"Brother Xiaoxi, aren't you allowed to say hello, you can drink it quickly!"
"Okay, I'll drink!"
"Brother Xiaoxi, it's good...... Is it delicious? ”
"Well, it's delicious, it's better than the jade dew!"
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I got it, I got it all at once. No wonder, no wonder Hua Yao's expression was so shy and restrained when she gave me that cup of tea, it turned out ...... It turned out that what she gave me was the daughter's tea that these two men said! Thinking of the process of making this daughter's tea, I still have a trace of fragrant and obscene feelings in my heart. Put the freshly picked tea leaves in the belly pocket of the beautiful woman, my God, what a reverie and heart-warming challenge it must be for a man! Nosebleeds? No, it's squirting!
It is said that there is a cigar rolled out of the thighs of beautiful women, but it is still much inferior to this kind of daughter tea. Which one is more ecstatic, thighs or crisp breasts, you can see the hipsters exposing their thighs in the hot summer, but do they dare to expose their breasts? No matter how much you save fabric in swimwear, the "two points" always have to be wrapped.
Miao girls will only offer this kind of daughter tea to the young man they like, thus implicitly expressing their friendship. Hua Yao, Hua Yao, I know you have affection for me, but why didn't you tell me directly at that time? It's a romance to get a cup of daughter's tea for me to drink, but how would I know that there is such a custom behind it! It's also to blame me for being lonely and unheard, and I don't know that there is such a thing as my daughter's tea, otherwise I wouldn't have drunk it so violently at that time. I have to keep it for a good taste, it's the daughter tea that the beautiful Hua Yao girl made for me herself, which contains the intoxicating body fragrance of a beautiful girl. And there is a strong love in it, how can I be so unsure of cherishing it! Who said that those who don't know are not guilty, I want to skin myself now.
No wonder she was so upset when I dealt with her casually, it seems that she must have mistakenly thought that I was unwilling to accept her affection. Alas, my lovely Yao'er, how could Brother Xiaoxi refuse you? If Brother Xiaoxi had known about having such a thing as a daughter tea earlier, how could he have left you in that mountain nest so easily, even if he fought for his life, he would have snatched you away! I don't care if your father and aunt agree or not, and I don't care if you are filial or not, in short, packing you away is the wisest choice. It's a pity that it's too late to think about anything now, and it's impossible for the station wagon to turn around and drive back because of my whims, and I can't really abandon everything to your house to be a door-to-door son-in-law because of these guilt and remorse. It looks like all of this has to be delayed a little longer, and I'll get you by the next time I break into your cottage. Now that I have declared my ownership of you, then you are the woman of my Jade Creek, who would dare to beat your idea? If anyone dares, I will take a Tibetan mastiff with a reinforced company and destroy their whole family.
But thinking about it, I was still sad and remorseful in my heart to die, thinking that I really left that flower-like, water-like girl, and this inner longing and reluctance came to me. I couldn't suppress this emotion anymore, and I slapped myself hard in anger. Yu Xiaoxi, you bastard bastard, how can you leave such a lovely person, how can you give up your grandmother's!
"Brother Yu, what's wrong with you, why are you beating yourself, don't scare me, okay?" Britney has been paying attention to my movements, and she immediately panicked when she saw me giving herself a nervous slap. Grab my palm and hold it in my hand, so that I don't have to do any more self-harming means. While blowing hot air on my face, he gently rubbed my beaten red face with his white fingers, and asked me if I was in pain.
I only sobered up a little at this time, and I couldn't help but be moved when I looked at Xiao Tiantian's worried face. There is also a little more pity in her eyes, after all, Chi Tiantian, this little girl, is also 100% sincere to me, and I naturally can't live up to her. So I smiled wryly and rubbed her hand, shook my head and said I was fine, but suddenly I felt that I was too good, so I slapped myself jealously. I thought humorous words could make her laugh and then fool her. But this time she didn't laugh, and I didn't lie to her.
"Brother Yu, I know you're thinking about Sister Hua Yao, don't you like her very much? Don't worry, I'm not going to be jealous. Hua Yao's sister is so cute and so good, even I like her so much, so I won't blame you. "I know that this sentence is not from her heart, saying that a girl will not be jealous because of another girl, this is simply the same absurdity as my surname Yu is not a big man. However, since she was able to say such things in front of me, it means that she is still more considerate of my current state of mind. In that case, I'll pretend to be moved, who made you Chi Tiantian have to follow me with a dead face.
As a woman, it is very hard to follow behind a man with ideals and ambitions, because you are always ready to make sacrifices, and this sacrifice is mainly psychological. And the physical is not called sacrifice, it is called dedication.