As the saying goes, there must be a fierce year after a military disaster, and this sentence is not only applicable to ancient times, but also to modern times.

If this scourge were to follow you, you would not be able to drive it away, and it would cling to you until you are exhausted and willing to bow to fate.

I wasn't surprised when Britney's innocent little face appeared in front of me, because I had already defined her as an octopus pestering me, so it was inevitable that she would appear in front of me, and I didn't need to panic. However, when I saw a huge suitcase behind her ass, I had a premonition that something was wrong. Oops, it looks like something big is going to happen, and it's definitely ominous for me.

"Brother Jade!" As soon as the little witch saw me, she began to be coquettish, and her snorting tone gave me goosebumps all over my body.

"Hey, hey, stand there and don't move, I can warn you, if you dare to take another step towards me, don't blame me for being ruthless!" Seeing that she was about to lunge at me with her arms outstretched, I quickly raised the full moon scimitar (a banana that had not had time to peel) in my hand to warn her. I can tell you well, keep a certain distance from me anytime and anywhere in the future, and you can't keep too close to me in front of or behind people, otherwise I will not be spared.

"Oh, Brother Yu, come and help people move their suitcases, such a heavy thing, I'm tired!" The little devil stomped his little foot timidly, and his mouth was so pouting that he could hang a scale.

"Why are you doing such a big suitcase, traveling far away on a business trip? Oh, that's great, you can go as far as possible, and it's better never to come back to my little shop. Don't worry, I'll miss you! ”

"You're sick of it, who's going to travel far away, and you want to chase me again, don't you? Tell you that not only am I not going to leave here, but I am still going to live here. Look, I've got all the luggage here! The little devil winked mischievously at me, and the gesture seemed to eat me.

"What, you...... What did you just say, you say again? "I must have misheard, it seems that my hearing has deteriorated lately.

"I mean, I'm going to live here, and we'll be living under the same roof from now on."

"Just kidding, this is absolutely not going to work, I will never promise you! This is my home, my home, do you know? "I have to make it clear to her that I am the owner of the house. Are you moving in? Am I okay with that? You can move here if you want, you think I'm such a good talker!

"Yu Xiaoxi, what are you talking to me, I don't seem to hear it too clearly, you tell me again!" What an indifferent tone, such a cold look, such a cold and terrifying breath. Oh my God, this little girl's little universe won't burn.

"I ...... I mean, why do you have to move to me if you don't live in a good home, your house is so big and beautiful, like a palace. Look at my house again, it's small and dilapidated like a kennel, it's not suitable for you to live with me as a noble princess! "You're a girl, it's weird if it's suitable! I'm a single man, and it's when you're young and beautiful, and you're a big girl, and you're so lustful, and like a wolf and a tiger, and you move in with me? Can I rest assured that I!

"What nonsense you have, I said I lived here and lived here, why do you care about me! Besides, don't you hate me and dislike me, and you're afraid of living with me and losing you, aren't you? "Xiao Tiantian pinched her waist, puffed out her cheeks and asked me, where is the reason!

"I said that you bold chick still has a royal law, this is at the feet of the Son of Heaven, and I have a real estate certificate, as the owner of this house, do you say I have the right to control you!" Tell you not to scare me, don't use your second uncle who is an official to press me again, I'm not afraid of your second uncle. Isn't he just the director of the Public Security Bureau, if he knows the law and breaks the law, I will go to Beijing to sue the imperial court, and I don't believe that there is no reason in this world.

"Woooooooooo......oo Brother Yu, you don't care about me anymore, you don't want me anymore, I told my parents to go, and you bullied me behind their backs! Woo woo woo ...... "Good girl, this little girl is simply a big loss in the entertainment industry if she doesn't become an actor." Say cry and cry, without ambiguity at all. No, it was still menacing just now, and it was raining soon.

"Don't don't, why are you going, Tiantian, you want to sue your parents again! Don't go, I can't afford to mess with your dad! Seeing this, I hurriedly stepped forward to grab her, this little girl is becoming more and more disobedient now, and she is about to sue her father and mother at every turn. You say you're your parents' daughter, but I'm not, why do you keep complaining to your parents! You say I need to be afraid of them, they are not my real father-in-law. To be honest, if I hadn't ignored her for the sake of her mother, who is my godmother, how could someone as good as my godmother give birth to such an annoying girl!

"Brother Yu, let me tell you the truth, I had a quarrel with my father, so I ran to you to avoid him in a fit of anger."

"Quarrelsome? Why are you arguing about something? ”

"Because of you! He had to ask me to break up with you, but I ......."

"Slow, break up? I don't have anything to do with you, isn't this a bit inappropriate? ”

"Don't interrupt me!"

"Oh, okay, go ahead."

"He forced me to break up with you, but I didn't want to, so he beat me, and I ran away from home in a fit of rage!" Xiao Tiantian's tears flowed down as she spoke, it turned out to be like this, I said that you are a child, why are you so willful! Running away from home? You're too daring! But then again, it was me who caused it. I can't get out of it, you say how big you are, why don't you just beat you, how can this parent not beat his child. When I was young, I don't know how many times I was K-treated by my parents, but look at them now, don't I still treat them like my own parents? Nonsense, if it's not a kiss, I'm a person!

"Where did he hit you, does it still hurt?" I asked with concern.

"Well, it hurts me, you see, it's all swollen!" Saying that, she was infinitely aggrieved and stretched out the beaten place to show me, I damn it, it turned out to be a hand!

"What about your mother, did she beat you?"

"No, my mommy hurts me so much, how can I be willing to hit me! And she also knows that I came to you, and she said that she was relieved that I was here with you. "Tsk, it's still my godmother who is reasonable, how can it be like her father, to be honest, I haven't had a good impression of him until now.

"Then what are you going to do next, do you really live here with me?"

"Of course! Brother Yu, my parents don't want me anymore, I only have you now, and I won't even care about you! The little devil took the opportunity to put his arms around my waist, and as soon as he handed his beautiful delicate body into my arms, he rubbed his head and began to play a scoundrel on me. Alas! What do you think I can do? There is such a difficult little girl on the stall, I can't hide if I want to! What else can be done? People ran away from home because of me, and it wouldn't be too unrighteous and impersonal for me to turn her away! Okay, stay with me for now, but you'll have to promise me that you'll get out of me as soon as your father's anger eases.

"Actually, this thing is not very easy to do, if you just eat and drink for nothing here with me, of course there is no problem, after all, your small body can't waste much rice on me. But what should I do when I sleep this night, we only have one bed at home, I can't let you sleep on the sofa every day, that's too inauthentic! "Yes, this sleep is indeed a problem, could it be that the two of us are crammed into the same bed? To be honest, my bed is spacious enough to sleep two people without any problem, but the problem is you! How dare you promise not to mess around when you go to bed at night, if you think anything wrong about me while I'm asleep, then I'm not innocent?

"So what's the matter! I'll sleep in the same bed with you, can't you just sleep with me in your arms at night? Britney looked up with a smile and looked at me in a daze. I rubbed it, it turns out that this chick coincides with me, and it's really the same as the hero. But then I can't promise you, as the so-called difference between men and women, this lonely man and widow live in the same room, and they also share a bed, if others know that I Yu Xiaoxi will live the rest of my life!

"You think beautifully, I won't let you be so satisfied! I think it's fair and reasonable that we each sleep on the couch for one day. For the sake of you, I'll let you go, and I'll sleep on the sofa tonight! "Generous men are always favored by girls.

"I hate it, who wants to sleep on the couch! If I sleep on the sofa with such a slender and sexy body, don't be deformed, can you bear to see me suffer such a sin as a girl? ”

"Well, well, I'm going to bear it!"

"I hate it, I hate it!" The little witch waved her two paws and pounded my chest, and her soft delicate body also cooperated with her to continue to spread wild in my arms.

"Okay, I'm kidding you. How can I, a big man, let you sleep on the sofa as a girl? Don't worry, I'll give you the bed in the bedroom on the second floor in the future, and I'll sleep on the sofa every night, okay? I reached out and stroked her long, silky hair draped over her shoulders, and the faint fragrance of her hair made me feel drunk. To be honest, I really enjoy this feeling, but I know very well in my heart that I can only treat this Chi Tiantian as my sister, and I must not think about anything else, nor should I think about it.

"Well, Brother Yu, you are so good to me, or I will promise it by myself!"

"Fuck off! You chick knows that you are amorous, wishful thinking, you think you are a sweetheart? I don't want you! ”

"You dare! If you dare to disobey me, I'll ...... I'll bite you to death! ”

"Oh, you're really biting! You belong to a dog! ”

"Brother Yu, let me tell you something."

"What's the matter?"

"Actually, you don't have to sleep on the sofa, you can just sleep in the bed."

"Nonsense, didn't I just say that we can't sleep in the same bed!"

"No, I mean sleep in two beds, one for each of us."

"One for each person? What do you mean? ”

"Well, I already ordered a Simmons bed from the furniture company when I first came, and they will deliver it here in the afternoon!"

"Oh, ah?!?!"

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