Chapter Seventy-One: Buying a Bed

The ancients said: take precautions, take precautions, and bring an umbrella when it doesn't rain, the ancients were right.

The current situation is very serious, but it is not yet severe enough to be serious. In order to prevent this grim situation from continuing to deteriorate, I have no choice but to adopt a dual strategy, both psychological and realistic.

The Simmons bed ordered by Britney on her own initiative has been shipped over this afternoon, of course, the money for ordering the bed has to be paid by her in name, how can there be a reason for the children who live in other people's homes to have to let the owner pay. But what, this but......

"Hello sir, we have helped you place and install the high-end luxurious bed ordered by the two of you, please sign for it now!" The delivery staff smiled politely at me, signed for the receipt, and to put it bluntly, asked me for money! No, I didn't order this big bed, you should ask the lady for money!

"Young man, are you wrong, it wasn't the big bed that the two of us ordered, but the young lady who ordered it, so you should ask her for ......"

"Oh, the young lady told us that you are the head of the family, and that the financial power is in your hands. So she only cares about the task of ordering, and the task of payment still has to be done by you! "What, you little girl is too shameless, you really think I'm a mobile ATM! Although my heart is very unbalanced, but I don't show it, after all, there are outsiders here, and I can't let these outsiders see the jokes of me, the head of the family. So I pulled Britney aside.

"Chi Tiantian, tell me honestly, how much does this high-end and luxurious bed cost?"

"Oh, it's not too expensive, it was supposed to cost more than three thousand, but it happened to let me catch up with their big discount event, so after the discount, it will only be two thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight. And they also send a bed sheet, which is really good value for money! Brother Yu, you can just give 3,000 to others later, you see that those delivery brothers are also very hard, and the rest of the money should be used as a tip! Britney smiled and said with relish, as if she had picked up something cheap.

"Hey, I said you stupid pig can be sober, this is an ordinary Simmons mattress, the market price is at most 2,000 yuan, why do others add a few bullshit words to you 'high-end luxury' and you can't find a home? Sending a bed sheet? You think you've picked up a big bargain, what bed sheets have you ever seen sell for more than 800 yuan a piece! Besides, why do you want me to pay for what you ordered, why do you have such a rich father who still relies on me! "If I were to keep these imbalances in my heart, I would be suffocated to death.

"Oh, Brother Yu, why are you so verbose, isn't it just a trivial matter of a few thousand dollars, what's all the fuss! I've negotiated the price with others, do you want me to regret it! "Good boy, a few thousand dollars for a trifle? Do you know how many puppies I have to inject to earn these thousands of dollars?

"But you can't let me ...... for you."

"Oh, Brother Yu, aren't people in trouble now! You don't know that I quarreled with my father, I swore that I would never pay attention to him again in the future, how could I ask him for money again! And I have less than 30,000 yuan of change left in my bank card, and I still have to use them to buy clothes and cosmetics, so of course you have to pay for this big bed! "I'll rub it, she said it as if she was quite reasonable, you quarrel with your dad and take care of my, why are you so unreasonable to rely on me, who am I!

"But don't you still have a mother, she hurts so much, you won't die without help! Besides, I'm not related to you, and I don't know each other, so what's the reason for you to rely on me? ”

"Yu Xiaoxi, don't you hurt me anymore, do you want to talk again? I'm going to tell Daddy Mommy to go, woo......"

"Oh, what are you doing, you, there are still outsiders here, you're not ashamed, I'm ashamed! Isn't it just a few thousand dollars, did I say I wouldn't give it? "I quickly covered her mouth to prevent her from screaming, otherwise others would think that we had caused a bloody case because of a big bed!

"Hehehehe, I knew that Brother Yu was the best! Oh, and don't forget to tip them! "Good girl, this little face is really getting faster, I think this damn girl is really a scoundrel.

Gritted my teeth and counted thirty old man's heads to others, alas, I have been busy again for more than ten days! Thinking of the days to come, I am even more frightened, this is to raise an idler who eats and drinks for nothing, the key is that she also makes me break a little wealth from time to time to eliminate the disaster that does not exist, and I will not be tortured by her in the long run! It's a matter of time before this smashes the pot and sells iron, and I hope it doesn't fall to the point of being a panties. It's all because I had a bad thought at the time, you said I was really blind at the time, why did I find a nurse like her? As a result, the nurse didn't find it, but she provoked a debt collector to come back, and I was not a trafficker who lacked virtue in my last life!

At night, it was destined to be an extraordinary night, because it was overcast outside and it could rain at any time. It's a rainy season and it hasn't rained for weeks, so I'm sure it's going to rain heavily tonight.

"Brother Yu, you really still eat the Pingqiao tofu you made tonight, can you make it for me every day in the future?" Britney had just finished washing her feet, sitting on the edge of the bed and kicking her two little feet casually.

"You chick is thick-skinned enough, and you really plan to stay with me for a long time when you say that?" I sat in front of the TV and watched a wonderful cartoon while peeling an apple, ignoring her. You want to seduce me to see your beautiful legs, don't you? Lao Tzu just doesn't turn his face to look at you, ignores you!

"Of course, otherwise why would I spend so much money on this bed! I'm just going to ...... Brother Yu, I want to eat apples! "Just as I was peeling the apple and preparing to bite it into my mouth, this little girl caught me at once. Watching the fire from across the river, getting it for nothing? My day, this chick has the style I did back then.

"Don't you dislike apples?" I said that, but the movement of my hand had already handed over the peeled apple.

"Who says I don't like apples anymore, I just don't like apples with skin." I cursed her that it was better to bite her fingers or tongue, because these two parts are the most densely distributed places of painful nerves, and it must be very painful to bite. I also hope that this apple is the poisoned apple of the villainous queen in Snow White, and if you bite into it, you will be poisoned dumb if you don't poison you, and see how you still babble in my ear every day.

"Be honest with me, and put me to bed after eating the apples!"

"No, it's only eight o'clock, how can you let the family sleep! People want to watch TV with you. "Yo he, it's quite warm to think about, this little couple sat together and watched TV after dinner, this scene seems to be quite romantic! you, who's the little couple with you! Do I know you well?

"What TV do children watch, hurry up and go to bed, and get up to school tomorrow!" Yes, this chick is still a college student, and her studies are very important, so let's watch less TV!

"What, everyone is almost a junior now, and those classes at school are boring, so I don't go to class!" Well, I feel the same way, and I remember when I was in college, I seemed to ...... That's not good.,I'm looking at Zhenghuan now.,What if you grab the channel with me later!

"Can you understand a column as deep as a cartoon? Do you know some of the big truths hidden in cartoons that people don't know? Only people like me who have both wisdom and wisdom have such a level of appreciation, you, let's go watch those miserable Korean dramas! "The cartoon that is now on TV is very educational, and its name is "Cherry Maruko".

"Who said I don't like to watch cartoons, my favorite cartoon to watch is 'Let's go to see meteor showers'" The little witch snatched the remote control from my hand.

"Please, what meteor shower is you talking about, is it a boring youth idol drama, don't mix it with an elegant column like cartoons, okay, and...... Hey, who told you to run to my bed, get back! "Well, this little girl actually climbed into my bed unconsciously, do you have no bed?

Yes, she has her own bed and her bed is right next door to mine. It was like this, her bed was separated from mine by a half-foot-wide "Milky Way", and although there were no rough waves in between, I decreed that she must not cross this Milky Way to set foot on my territory. Therefore, I also specially gave this "galaxy" a name, called Chu River Han Realm! Death to those who step on this boundary!

"No, people's beds aren't warm, yours is warm!" Of course, Lao Tzu, a fiery old man, covered you for a long time, can it not be warm?

"Then you sleep on this, I'll go to sleep in that bed of yours!" I can't sleep in the same bed with this chick anyway, is that like a word?

"Oh, you hate it, people just want to watch TV with you, I'll go back to sleep after watching TV."

"That's pretty much it, okay, I'll allow you to watch TV for a while, but don't be a scoundrel later!" I lifted the quilt and covered her, although it was not too cold, but she was so thin that she could easily catch a cold. No, she doesn't seem to have a good cold!

"Brother Yu, I want to watch this TV series, the male protagonist in it is handsome, can you watch it with me?" The little devil found a channel, which is playing youth idol dramas that the majority of little girls love.

"Cut, you yourself are mentally retarded and a nymphomaniac, do you want me to accompany you stupidly! Look, I'm going to go to bed first, and I'm going to open my doors when I wake up tomorrow morning to do business! As I spoke, I lifted the quilt and covered my head.

"Oh no, I want you to watch it with me!" The little devil is going to be coquettish again, and it's already riding on me at this moment. Seriously, I really want to turn over and press her underneath to "sanction" her now.

"Okay, okay, I'll watch it with you, but you have to go to bed after watching this episode!"

"Well, Brother Yu, you're so good!" The little devil nodded, but kissed me on the cheek while I was unprepared.

Alas, it looks like tonight is another sleepless night!

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