Chapter Forty-Seven: Lack of Virtue Brings Smoke
But as the so-called knowing people and faces do not know their hearts, Mi Zixuan can't say that Xu Suya is definitely not that kind of girl, in this era of drunkenness and materialism, many girls are willing to sacrifice their bodies for money.
Xu Suya is obviously the goddess in the mind of the big white face, the goddess was slandered by Boss Li, he was so anxious that his eyes were red, and he saw that the posture had the meaning of carrying Boss Li out to PK.
The mouse hurriedly played the round and said, "What are you doing?" Can our brothers turn their faces for a woman we don't know very well? It's all honest. ”
Boss Li snorted and said, "This matter has been spread all over our school, don't believe you ask my brother." ”
Li Lao Er said very uncooperatively: "In my heart, there is only the tribe, what you said...... Hehe, I don't know. ”
Da Baiyan was anxious again when he heard this, and glared at his eyes and said, "Boss Li, your uncle, your brother said he didn't know, it must be you who spread rumors." ”
Mi Zixuan sighed and said, "I said big white face, don't you have a girlfriend?" It doesn't seem to be her, why are you so excited? ”
The big white face immediately muttered to himself with a stupid look: "Yes, I have a girlfriend, not Xu Suya, why am I so excited?" ”
And then he got a lot of middle fingers.
Mi Zixuan suddenly smiled evilly: "Alas, does Boss Li have enough money? ”
Boss Li immediately looked vigilant, looked at Mi Zixuan vigilantly and said, "What are you going to do?" ”
Mi Zixuan pouted and said, "I don't want to borrow money from you, look at your shrunken bear." Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan glanced at Xu Suya's table and suddenly said: "Just a few of our old men are so bored drinking, I called them, how interesting it is for us to be together, but the premise is that you have enough money." ”
Boss Li immediately said with a look of disdain: "Can you call Xu Suya and the others over to eat with us?" Don't make a fuss, you don't pee according to your own virtue. Speaking of this, Boss Li fired at the mouse again: "And you, you don't look like a good person at first glance, roe deer, thief eyebrows, rat eyes, you, this life will be ruined on this face." ”
The mouse immediately said angrily: "Your uncle's Boss Li, is he tired of being crooked?" Just provoked the big white face, and said that the two of us, believe it or not, the three of us pulled out your pants and you are still on the street? ”
"Okay, don't make any noise, Boss Li, I'll ask you if I can call them over to eat with us, what's wrong with you?" Isn't it just to call a few sisters to come over for dinner and drink, it's too pediatric for Mi Zixuan.
Boss Li said arrogantly: "As long as you can call them over, what do you want me to do, I will do anything, but if you can't shout it?" "Boss Li didn't believe that Mi Zixuan seemed to be the eldest and second oldest in the world, but when he saw the girl, he couldn't let out a fart, and a bear thing could invite Xu Suya, a school flower and a goddess-level character.
Mi Zixuan smiled coldly and said, "Please don't come, I'll do whatever you ask me to do, and my brothers will be a witness." Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan stood up and walked towards Su Suya's table.
The big white face pouted and said, "Look at it, this kid must not be able to let out a fart, and then go out for a walk to buy a pack of cigarettes and come back." ”
Li Lao Er concluded: "Was Xiaomizi kicked in the head by a donkey today? When he saw the girl, he was so nervous that he couldn't speak, did he forget? And bet with my brother, it's too brain-dead, right? ”
The mouse nodded with Boss Li, and said in unison: "He didn't get kicked in the head by the donkey, but his head was jumped by a fart." ”
But at this moment, the big white face, Boss Li, Li Lao Er, Mouse and others widened their eyes, and their faces were alive and dead.
Mi Zixuan pulled over a chair and sat next to Xu Suya with a wicked smile: "Does Senior Sister still know me?" ”
Mi Zixuan's sudden appearance immediately made the girls' chatter stop abruptly, and they all stared blankly at this ordinary-looking uninvited visitor.
Xu Suya was about to shake her head to say that she didn't know her, but Mi Zixuan rushed in front of her and said, "My name is Mi Zixuan." Speaking of this, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the goods with a big white face, and when he saw these goods, he immediately sat upright, trying to show his most handsome side.
Mi Zixuan said with a smoke: "I don't know those ugly ghosts. ”
These words almost made the big white face spurt out a mouthful of blood, ugly ghost? You seem to be good, seemingly? Embarrassed to call us ugly? Your uncle's.
Xu Suya and the others naturally knew that Mi Zixuan and Da Baiyan were the same as them, because when they came in, they saw him sitting with them, and now when they heard him say that they didn't know them, and said that they were ugly ghosts, they immediately made the girl sitting laugh, and felt that the boy in front of him who was not good-looking spoke very interestingly.
Mi Zixuan smiled: "Just kidding, the senior sisters probably don't know me, I'll introduce myself, my name is Mi Zixuan, and I am also in the second middle school, one year younger than you, although we are not in the first session, but the senior sisters are so beautiful, so I am deeply impressed by you, so deep that I have dreamed of you." ”
The big white face looked at Mi Zixuan in a daze and said, "The ghost of Mi Zi is on the body, right?" This is too good at coaxing girls, right? ”
Li Lao Er nodded with a stupid look, and then suddenly dipped some beer and wrote ghost talismans on the table.
Boss Li was puzzled and said, "Brother, what did you write this?" ”
Li Lao Er said seriously: "Exorcism spell, you must drive away the evil ghosts on Xiaomizi's body for a while." ”
The mouse patted his head and said, "Can you be normal?" Is it okay to talk about people? ”
On the other side, Xu Suya smiled: "Thank you for the compliment, hello, my name is ......"
Mi Zixuan immediately interrupted her words and smiled: "Senior sister's name is Xu Suya, I naturally know, you are all beautiful like this, if I don't even know your name, then wouldn't I be an idiot?" You guys, you say, don't you? ”
The girls burst into laughter.
Xu Suya smiled: "You are too good at talking. ”
Mi Zixuan smiled evilly: "No way, if the mouth is ugly, then I really can't live." ”
Mi Zixuan's words once again made the women "giggle" and laugh.
Mi Zixuan stepped into the topic and said: "I came here to invite the senior sisters to eat with us, as the saying goes, men and women are not tired of working together, and this is the same for drinking and eating, there are beautiful women, this meal is delicious, and this wine is not drunk." ”
Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan suddenly said mysteriously: "If you come over, there will be surprises for a while, and I guarantee that you will laugh so much that your stomach hurts, but if you don't go, you won't be able to see the show." ”
Mi Zixuan can dominate the medical community after a few hundred years, relying not only on superb surgical skills, but also on his mouth, the profession of a doctor is very special, technology alone is not enough, you also have to know how to communicate with patients, so that the desperate patients can once again ignite the flame of hope to live, otherwise the patients have given up, your skills are good, and this person can't be saved.
Therefore, Mi Zixuan is a person who understands psychology very well, and he knows how to communicate with people in order to arouse people's curiosity.
The first few words he said were to invite Xu Suya and others, but the girls were reserved, so maybe they would go over to drink and chat with unfamiliar people like Mi Zixuan as soon as they were invited? But his last sentence said that there was a good show to watch, but it aroused the curiosity of the girls - what kind of thing can happen to make us laugh so much that our stomachs hurt?
Mi Zixuan then directly picked up the bag that the girls put on the table and said with a smile: "I'll do the rough work of carrying the bag, beautiful senior sisters, please!" After saying that, he took the bag first, and then began to take the stool.
didn't take the bag, and Mi Zixuan's words aroused the curiosity of Xu Suya and the others, so seven or eight girls, you look at me, I look at you, and walked over.
After everyone sat down, they were all very restrained, they were like this with big white faces, Xu Suya and others were like this, after all, everyone didn't know each other, but now they suddenly sat down to eat and drink together.
Mi Zixuan looked at Li Laodao with a wicked smile: "I have invited Master Li, you have to be willing to gamble and lose!" ”
Li Lao naturally didn't want to do something that he didn't admit in front of a beautiful woman, so he patted his chest and said proudly: "My boss Li is a man who stands up to the sky, spitting a nail in one mouth, say, what do you want me to do?" ”
Mi Zixuan smiled at the girls and said, "The show will start immediately." ”
After speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the telephone pole outside and said, "Did Boss Li see the telephone pole?" ”
Boss Li suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, Mi Zixuan's lack of virtue must have come up with a bad trick to harm him, he hurriedly winked at Mi Zixuan, with a flattering look, which meant that Mi Ye raised his noble hand and didn't make him too miserable.
Mi Zixuan said as if he didn't see the expression on Boss Li's face: "The thing I asked you to do is very simple, you run out now and hug the telephone pole and shout three times, 'I'm saved.'" That's the end of it. ”
Boss Li's face immediately turned green, there are small advertisements on the telephone poles, what ancestral secret recipes for the treatment of willows, syphilis, these small advertisements for venereal diseases are dense, now it is just seven o'clock, it is summer, there are many people on the road who come out to enjoy the cool walk, he ran out and hugged the telephone pole and shouted I am saved, this person is so lost that it is indescribable.
Boss Li cried and said, "Mi Ye, I was wrong, you let me go." ”
Xu Suya and the other girls heard Mi Zixuan's idea of lacking virtue and smoking, and they first blushed, and then they couldn't stop laughing, this kid is too bad, and he can think of such a bad move.
Mi Zixuan sneered: "Who just said that he was a man who stood up to the sky? Who said they spit a nail? I am willing to gamble and lose, don't ink, hurry up, don't let the beauties sitting there look down on you, Boss Li. ”
Being looked down upon by Mi Zixuan, Li Lao Er, Big White Face, and Mouse They don't care about Boss Li, but they are looked down upon by beautiful women? He couldn't stand this, so he saw Boss Li gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, running to the telephone pole like a martyr who rushed to the execution ground bravely, hugged his hands hard, and shouted at the top of his voice: "I'm saved, I'm saved, I'm saved." ”