Chapter Forty-Six: Hair Small
Mi Zixuan walked home dignifiedly, daydreaming, the sunset, the boy and his long shadow, the picture is so harmonious, but after a sudden kick, the style of painting suddenly changed, Mi Zixuan turned around like a fried cat, and then saw a ...... A humanoid "mouse".
This person's appearance is very easy to describe, just an idiom roe head rat eyes, if you insist on adding one, probably only the thief eyebrows and mouse eyes are suitable for him, and he has the nickname of a mouse for these two idioms, which is definitely well deserved.
The name of the mouse is Zhao Bin, one of Mi Zixuan's hair boys, close friends, and classmates, compared to Mi Zixuan's school days, the mouse is considered to be promising, at least in high school, at least three books.
Mi Zixuan was surprised: "I'll rub, when did you kid come back?" ”
The real small and dead party will never say any civilized language, two sentences are inseparable from a mother word, three sentences with a, such an uncivilized way of communication, is the correct way to open the small meeting, if the picture is too harmonious, the tone is too civilized, then these two people are definitely not small, and it is impossible to be a dead party.
The mouse pouted and said, "I wiped you how many days since you took a bath, how can you look like you have just been fished out of the dung pit?" ”
Mi Zixuan's face darkened, and he gave the mouse a kick and said, "You just got out of the dung pit, what do you say?" Tell my brother, when will you come back? ”
The mouse said with a smile: "I just arrived in the morning, and the big white face and Boss Li and Boss Li are all back, what's wrong?" How many people get together to drink in the evening? ”
The people that the mouse said are all Mi Zixuan's hair and friends, classmates, as the saying goes, Qin Hui is still three friends, and Mi Zixuan naturally has his hair and brothers.
Mi Zixuan not only got this body hundreds of years later, but also inherited the memories and feelings in this body, so he was naturally happy about the return of the rats.
"Let's go, come home with me first, I'll put my things away and we'll go." After Mi Zixuan finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and clamped the neck of the mouse who was a head shorter than him, and the two of them damaged each other as they did many years ago, swaying and shuttling in the alley under the sunset.
The mouse is a frequent visitor to Mi Zixuan's house, and he is naturally very familiar with Mi Dayong and Huang Lingyun, when Mi Zixuan put things to change clothes, he ran to tease his Uncle Mi and Aunt Huang, the mouse has a sweet mouth, and he will say that Mi Dayong has become handsome, and he will say that Huang Lingyun is more than ten years younger, and he is as beautiful as a flower, which coaxes Mi Dayong and Huang Lingyun to smile.
Then, under Huang Lingyun's instruction to "drink less", the two of them hooked their shoulders and went straight to the meeting place - Lao He Tianluo Pavilion.
Although the county is not big, but there are many famous snacks, Lao He Tian Luo Restaurant is one of them, the spicy snail here is quite famous, with an advertising slogan - Lao He Tian Luo Restaurant sells spicy snails every day can circle the earth twice.
This is indeed a bit exaggerated, but the spicy snails here are really delicious, numb and spicy, with endless aftertaste, and I still want to eat them, and I can't stop at all.
This place is also one of the strongholds of Mi Zixuan's reunion, and when he and the mouse arrived, Big White Face, Boss Li, and Boss Li had already arrived.
The big white-faced person is as his name suggests, his face is big and white, and he will squat on the stool to eat snails, this is the correct way for this guy to eat, and I don't know when he started to have this habit, in short, he must squat on the stool to eat, otherwise he can't eat or drink.
Li Lao Er Li Lao Er is a twin, but they are not like each other at all, they are not tall, with their father, the eldest is a round face and a big belly, the second is two sizes larger than the old, thin and small like a little radish head.
The personalities of the two people are not very different, the eldest loves to talk and laugh, and likes to talk nonsense and run the train with his mouth full, and the second is extremely introverted, and ten thunders can't split a fart master, but he can't come out with a sentence that either thunders everyone to death, or chokes everyone to death.
Seeing that Mi Zixuan and the mouse were coming, the big white face immediately shouted: "Are you two snails?" It's too grinding, hurry. After speaking, he shouted at the boss: "Lao He is coming to Sanpan snails, put more chili peppers, sesame peppers, and beer, but on the strength, don't be afraid that I don't have any money, it's not me who checks out today, it's Boss Li." ”
Boss Li immediately scolded: "Big white face, do you want to be embarrassed?" Didn't you say yes, you invite me today, and I'll come tomorrow? How did I please? ”
The big white face immediately sneered: "I forgot to pretend to be money when I went out." ”
Li Lao Er immediately mended the knife and said: "In addition to eating with my sister paper, when did you bring money to dinner?" ”
Mi Zixuan pinched the face of the big white face and pulled it hard, and said with a smile: "The big white face is not my brother I said you, what kind of sister paper did you say you are looking for as a phimosis patient?" You're not ......."
As soon as the words fell, Mi Zixuan, Mouse, and Boss Li all said in unison: "How sad can you be, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the Qinglou." ”
Li Lao Er made a straight face, slapped his hand and summed up: "Good poetry." ”
The big white face is now a big red face, he opened Mi Zixuan's hand, stretched out his middle finger and gritted his teeth at them, "Your uncle." Then he said indignantly: "I have already done the operation, is it good, okay?" The last three words were almost shouted.
The big white face is also careless in making friends, unladylike in meeting people, knowing Mi Zixuan, rats, Li Laoda, Li Lao Er and so many bad friends, his long foreskin is all old Huang Li, he did the operation in kindergarten, but as long as a few goods see him, he will be uncomfortable one by one without this matter.
The big white face is also cheap, if Mi Zixuan doesn't squeeze him with that, he will be uncomfortable.
Now that everyone is comfortable, there is no need to feel uncomfortable, so I prepared it around the table, planning to eat hazmy and get myself drunk by the way.
Except for Mi Zixuan, several other people are in college, chatting and chatting inevitably about their college life, and then talking about how the quality of their school's sister paper is, how poor it is, and how hard life is.
Replaced by Mi Zixuan before, he must be very envious of these guys who can go to college, but now Mi Zixuan has no envy on his face, what is there in college? Not only did he go to college, but he also worked as a professor in college, soaked in female instructors, and checked the bodies of his female students.
If this legendary and fragrant experience is told, Mi Zixuan is sure that these few goods in front of him can be envious and red-eyed and become rabbit babies.
Just when a few people were eating and bragging, a group of girls walked in, and before they arrived, the giggles arrived first, and then a gust of fragrant wind came, and then Mi Zixuan's eyes straightened and looked at seven or eight young and beautiful beauties sitting next to them.
It's July, it's summer, and many students who went to college outside have returned, so you can see pure and lovely female college students everywhere in the county.
The seven or eight girls sitting next to Mi Zixuan are also college students, but they are one year older than Mi Zixuan and belong to the senior sisters.
The big white face jumped down from the stool, and did it seriously, not forgetting to cough, as if he wanted to attract the attention of this group of beautiful seniors.
Boss Li picked up a tissue and wiped the greasy on the corners of his mouth, and his waist was straight.
Li Lao Er pursed his lips and continued to eat and drink, woman? He wasn't interested.
The rat didn't know how to get a small mirror out of it, took it in his hand and took a photo, and quickly straightened out his hair with the other hand to make himself look more ...... A face only a mother could love?
Mi Zixuan was still sitting there crookedly.
The big white face glanced at these girls and whispered: "See, our last school girl Xu Suya is also there, tsk, look at that face, look at the chest, look at the long legs, touch it and you will be able to die." ”
Mi Zixuan squinted and glanced at Xu Suya, and found that she was indeed much more beautiful than before, a lot, in Mi Zixuan's impression, Su Suya in junior high school was wearing a dark blue school uniform that was as fat as a sack all day long, and her figure was shriveled and shriveled, just like a daylily that had lost its moisture, and she was holding a stack of textbooks all day long.
But now Xu Suya is wearing a fashionable ball head, wearing a white dress with a doll collar spliced fungus, and the whole person exudes the innocence and cuteness of a college girl, and there is no shortage of fashion.
Xu Suya has a delicate little face that is happy and disgusting, and when she smiles, she reveals a row of fine white teeth, this former flower has now completely opened and has become a very beautiful lily, with full breasts, slender waist, long and white legs, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is the goddess in the minds of boys.
Now that she is among the other girls, she has a feeling of standing out from the crowd.
Mi Zixuan didn't expect that there were really a lot of beauties in the small county, first his neighbor Liang Xianyu, then the big beauty Xiang Qixuan, the little beauty Lu Jiayi, and today he met Xu Suya, who was one year older than him, Mi Zixuan suddenly felt that living here was really a very happy thing.
The big white face suddenly said in a bad mood: "Xiaozi, don't look at it, it's useless to look at it, even if a beauty of Xu Suya's level is blind, it is impossible to look at you." ”
Mi Zixuan pursed his lips and expressed his unconvinced.
At this time, Boss Li lowered his voice and gossiped: "I am in a university with Xu Suya, I heard that ......" Speaking of this, Boss Li looked left and right, looking very much like an underground member of our party.
The mouse gave him a fist and said, "If you have a fart, let it go quickly, and you will have less appetite for this hanging brother." ”
Boss Li then said: "I heard that she went out to be a stage lady." ”
As soon as the big white face drank the wine in his mouth, he immediately squirted out with a "snort", choking him to cough again and again, and after a while, he eased up and immediately scolded: "Let your mother's fart, how could she do that?" ”
Mi Zixuan looked sideways at Xu Suya, and felt that she didn't look like that kind of person.