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"Am I not making an analogy??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang really can't say it clearly, "For example, you can't take it seriously......"

"Since you can't take it seriously, what other analogy do you have??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was immediately even more unhappy.

"Yes......" A black line suddenly appeared on the head of the head of Yun Zhongzi, "Not only the husband sings with the wife, but also the woman sings with the husband, you are so, you learned from your daughter-in-law, right?" ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes, "If I hadn't learned to mess around, in the cruel family war, I would have been wiped out a long time ago, and the dynasty would have changed......"

"I'll just say it...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi suddenly shook his head and sighed, "If you haven't been on the battlefield, you're not a pure man......"

"Makes sense......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded, "I have been on the battlefield, so I am a pure master, as for whether the Taoist is or not, then I don't know......"

"Do you think Lao Dao hasn't been on the battlefield??" Daoist Yunzhongzi was angry at the time, "The old Tao is suave, and there are a lot of daughters-in-law, how can you imagine the scene you experienced?" ”

"Ahem...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou coughed twice, and looked at Daoist Yunzhongzi with a playful expression, "Daoist, the battlefield I'm talking about is not a family battlefield, it's a battlefield of blood and fire......

"Do you think this battlefield of blood and fire has never been to Lao Dao?? When the anti-Japanese resistance was resisted, Lao Dao was always at the forefront of the struggle......" Yunzhongzi Daoist was angry at the time, "I told you that you don't understand, you weren't born at that time......"

"Ouch??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou raised his eyebrows, "Dao Chang is still an anti-Japanese hero?" ”

"Anti-Japanese heroes can't talk about ......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled humbly, "It's just killing a few Japanese devils, I'm afraid you don't know yet, right??" Back then, there was a God of War list in our martial arts, do you know what the God of War list is? ? They are ranked by points. Killing a traitor is one point, killing a Japanese soldier is two points, and every time the Japanese devil he kills is promoted by a level, the points will increase tenfold, and the points of the old Taoist back then are full of 3.6 billion, ranking fifteenth on the God of War list......"

"Hehehe......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled noncommittally, "Daoist also reads online novels??" It's like the real thing......"

"You know what a...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi was furious at the time, "Points can be exchanged for rewards, as small as rifle grenades." It's as big as an airplane and a tank, you can exchange whatever you want, let me tell you, Lao Taoist, there is still a Zero now, do you know how the Zero came about? ? It was all snatched from the Japanese devil airport by our masters......"

"Really??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's brows furrowed at that time, "You didn't fool me, did you?" ”

"What am I fooling you for??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "A zero-breaking type, it can still be made with during World War II." Until now, at most, it has been used as an antique collection......"

"Hiss......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou looked at the eyes of Daoist Yunzhongzi, and suddenly became a lot of reverence, "Daoist." You're amazing......"

"Of course...... Yun Zhongzi Dao smirked, "Let me tell you, my Zero Style, can still fly now......"

"Can you let me fly??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes lit up at that time. "Flying two laps in the Zero is my lifelong dream......"

"Just your mentality......," Daoist Yunzhongzi shook his head, "If you were born during the Anti-Japanese War." It must be the material for being a traitor......"

"I just want to fly a famous plane in World War II, how can I be a traitor?? Don't you still have a Zero?? Why didn't you become a traitor?? Comrade Nie Shenzhou was immediately unhappy and said dissatisfied.

"Hey......" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, "You speak quite sharply??" Dare to love you, you are the legendary sharp brother?? ”

"You just say, let it go......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes and said impatiently.

"Let ......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist was not stingy, "Don't you just want to have a good time driving the Zero Style??" No problem, no problem at all, even if it's given to you, I don't feel sorry......"

"That's okay......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou immediately nodded busily, "Then give it to me, I won't be polite to you......"

"Do you really want to??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was stunned for a moment, "You say, an old-fashioned broken plane, what's the use of you wanting it?" ”

"I've loved to pick up scrap iron since I was a child......," Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled faintly, "I'll drive it for two days first, and when I'm tired of playing, I'll transform it into scrap iron and sell it......"

"You ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was speechless for a moment, who are these people, what are these people?? Although the plane is old, how can it be said that it is also the honor of the old way, you will sell it as scrap iron?? Aren't you slapping the old man in the face??

"Ahem...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou coughed twice, "Actually, my dad is a fan of airplanes, although he always beats me, but after all, I am his son, and giving him a plane to play with can be regarded as a little bit of my heart as a son......"

"I don't think there's ...... need," Daoist Yunzhongzi shook his head, "You give him an old-fashioned Zero, it's better to give him a spaceship, let me tell you, your son and your daughter-in-law have a kind of treasure that specializes in cultivating space battleships, that thing, that's how many space battleships you want, then how many space battleships you want......"

"Huh??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's brows tightened at that time, "Isn't it??" According to the law of conservation of energy, isn't it quite energy-consuming to cultivate a space battleship? ? How did you get here, it became as much as you wanted?? ”

"Look at your ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "You just say, how much energy can a pregnant woman use when she gives birth to a child?" But if this child grows up, how much energy will he have to use? If someone cultivates a space battleship, it is like a pregnant woman carrying a child, and only by cultivating the space battleship into its final form does it require a lot of energy......"

"This little rabbit cub dares to lie to his father and me......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou immediately began to grit his teeth, "And my unlucky daughter-in-law actually partnered with her husband to fool her father-in-law, so wow, wow, wow, what two good children......"

"Hmm......" Bai Susu shook his head. Got up and walked outside in a daze.

"Su Su ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou frowned when he saw Bai Susu walking outside, "Call your master and master to me, I have something to say to them......

"Oh......" Bai Susu replied in a daze, and his figure staggered and disappeared outside the door.

"It's about it......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi smiled embarrassedly, "It's no wonder that the two children are in this matter, after all, this earth is so big, if there are too many space warships, there is no place to put them, right??" ”

"Don't say good things for them......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou snorted coldly. Today, I have to repair them well, even I dare to lie, it's just unreasonable......"

"Hmph, hum, ......" The girl sneered and walked in from outside, looking at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, her beautiful eyes flashed with fierce light, and behind her, there was the menacing Bai Susu.

"What's going on??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi suddenly had a bad feeling, and his figure couldn't help but take two steps back.

"I heard Su Su say......" the girl smiled coldly. What do you mean badly about my dad?? And, in order to cover up your crimes, you even bribed Su Su ......"

"Bai Susu ......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist was angry at that time, "You actually accepted the benefits and didn't do anything." I told you you broke the rules, you know?? ”

"Our old Qin family has the rules of our old Qin family...... the girl smiled coldly, "Su Su is the snake of our old Qin family, guarded." Naturally, it has to be the rules of our old Qin family......"

"What are the rules of your old Qin family??" Daoist Yunzhongzi suddenly felt a little weak, as if something was wrong with this.

"The rule of our old Qin family is that we don't have to talk about any rules with criminals......" Bai Susu smiled coldly. You said bad things about our master, and you yourself have committed a crime, but next, you want to bribe me and buy me?? My white vegetarian is naturally good to eat, and it will make you more guilty......"

"God, you're going to torture me like this......" Daoist Yunzhongzi suddenly wailed, "Weishenme has become so cunning even the gentle and virtuous white lady?? ”

"Hmph...... the girl smiled coldly, "Daoist Yunzhongzi, you say, what kind of punishment do you want to accept??" ”

"Grandma, just treat me as a fart, let me go......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist pounced, knelt on the ground, tears and snot flowed, "I know it's wrong, I won't dare to do it in the future, people say, knowing that mistakes can be changed, good is great, you just give Xiaodao a chance to be a man......"

"Dao Chang...... "Comrade Nie Shenzhou is stupid, my daughter-in-law is too majestic, right??" actually scared an anti-Japanese hero to his knees and begged for mercy, "You are too spineless, right??" You're an anti-Japanese hero......"

"What kind of anti-Japanese hero am I?? It's just a reckless man, if my aunt and grandmother were born during the Anti-Japanese War, there would be no Japanese devils on this shijie......" Yunzhongzi Daoist said with a sad face.

"This ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou swallowed his saliva, "My daughter-in-law is really so powerful??" ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was about to cry, "If Grandma wasn't so powerful, would I be scared like this??" ”

"That's ......," Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded, "But why don't I feel that my daughter-in-law is powerful?" ”

"You are her father-in-law, no matter how powerful she is, she won't dare to repair you......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist really couldn't cry or laugh, "You don't want to think about it, your son is so popular, if your daughter-in-law can't control the scene, won't she let people snatch it away early?" ”

"It's also ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was immediately happy, praising his son is the same as praising himself, after all, good seeds can grow good melons.

"Hmph, hum......" The girl smiled coldly, "Daoist Yunzhongzi, didn't you think about it when you said bad things about my father, what would happen after I knew it?" ”

"I told your father-in-law, I feel that you won't do anything to me after you know it, after all, your father-in-law is not an outsider......" Yunzhongzi said with a crying and chirping.

"What father-in-law??" The girl rolled her eyes, "I, Qin Xiaojun, am still a student, where did I come from??" ”

"You don't know??" Yunzhongzi Daoist is a typical immortal poor Daoist friend, "Your father-in-law and your father have already met secretly, and when you graduate from Canglong University, I will hold a wedding for the two of you......"

"What??" The girl immediately exclaimed, and when she looked at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, her face was a little unkind.

"Who told you to say that??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was furious at that time. grabbed Yun Zhongzi's neck, "You bull's nose, it's really not interesting......

"I don't say no, my aunt and grandmother are ......" Daoist Yunzhongzi let Comrade Nie Shenzhou's tongue pinch out, and his speech was slurred, "But there are biological weapons, Lao Dao, this old bone, can't stand her tossing......"

"Hmph......" The girl snorted coldly, turned around and went out.

"Hmph......" Bai Susu also snorted and ran after the master.

"Huh, ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou breathed a sigh of relief. Loosened the neck of Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, "I'm scared to death, what I'm most afraid of is my father, except that my father is my daughter-in-law, after saying that, my daughter-in-law is my daughter-in-law, let me tell you, my daughter-in-law is not only good at brains, but also dares to start......"

"Did she clean you up??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang rubbed his neck. He stood up.

"She didn't clean me up, but she did clean up my son, you don't know, she has a little snake that is very poisonous. Specifically bite my son......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed and said.

"How could I not know??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi twisted his neck, "Her little snake is called Xiaoqing, and it is a desolate alien species that her grandfather caught for her. That thing is so hideous that ordinary people get it. Ten minutes to die......"

"Now you know why I'm so scared of her, right??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "My son has let her bite ......"

"Ahem...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang coughed twice, "Xiaojun is not poisonous, it is Xiaoqing ...... who is poisonous."

"Xiaoqing bites my son, and Xiaojun bites my son, it's no different......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou pouted and said.

"You say, Xiaojun ran away in such a hurry, will she dare to appear in front of you in the future?? It's the first time I've seen her run away in shame, and I'm so ashamed......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi sighed and said.

"How can Jun be shy??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou shook his head and smiled.

"Why wouldn't it be?? If she wasn't shy, what did she just run?? Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"...... just now" Comrade Nie Shenzhou felt quite funny, but before he could laugh, his face suddenly changed, "It's not good, she's looking for her mother-in-law......"

"Huh......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang breathed a long sigh of relief, "Dead Dao friends don't die poor Dao, Xiao Nie, you can go with confidence, I just saved a plane......

Comrade Nie Shenzhou ran out of the house, and saw his daughter-in-law sitting in the gazebo, talking to his daughter-in-law, and there was a Bai Susu next to him, and there was no one else.

"What ...... that" Comrade Nie Shenzhou ran into the gazebo, "What about people??" What about Canglong?? What about Chuan Xi?? Where did they go?? ”

"I heard that there is an army of demon beasts outside, Canglong and Chuanxi went outside to see the situation......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at her husband, "You kid, when will you do our son's lifelong event?" ”

"I'll tell you......" The girl looked at Comrade Li Guiying with a dissatisfied face, "I didn't say anything about this, I don't agree, no one wants to take care of my ......"

"Isn't it Andy's trill??" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips, "When the time comes, invite Andy to sing two voices, won't you have it?" Guaranteed to be authentic ......"

"Huh??" The girl suddenly exclaimed, "How do you know?? ”

"My son tells me everything...... Comrade Li Guiying smiled proudly, "I don't blame you if you don't know, after all, you don't have a mother, how can you know the relationship between the child and his mother?" But don't worry, you are my daughter-in-law, I will definitely treat you as my daughter......"

"I'm not rare...... the girl was angry at the time, "You and I are like your little green snake, so old and constantly milk, I tell you, my aunt has already been weaned......"

"Oh??" Comrade Li Guiying immediately laughed evilly, "Xiaojun, how do you know that my son is not weaned??" Are you two ...... Hum hum hum ...... said, his eyes glancing at the girl's breasts.

"Su Su ......" the girl glanced at Bai Susu, "You tell this old lady, did your master eat your milk??" ”

"Ah......h

"It seems that I am really redundant...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou was quite embarrassed, glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law, "In the future, in front of me, don't say anything and ...... out" said, and ran away as soon as he slipped away.

"What is it??" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips, "What did I say??" It's like I've done something immoral......"

"Sister......" The girl glanced at Comrade Li Guiying, "What you are doing is indeed not authentic, here, not your kangtou, not a place where you can say whatever you want, let me tell you, you will talk in the future, pay attention to me, see clearly what the occasion is, don't be so taboo-free......"

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