There is no difference between reality and dreams, as long as you close your eyes and don't want to wake up.

But now I have to wake up, or I'll be thrown off the sixth floor on wheels. Wheel is my roommate, his surname is Li, and his name is Yaolun. On the first day of school, he ordered us to call him "Brother Lun", but we ended up calling him Wheels because his skin was as thick as the tires.

I looked at the time on my phone, and it was twelve o'clock at noon, and before I knew it, I had saved a breakfast. I can save one meal a day, an average of five dollars per meal, so that it won't be long before I can buy a Ferrari.

Damn, brushing my teeth in the morning and putting Dabao SOD honey in my mouth as toothpaste, I said how can my mouth be full of fragrance recently, and even the complexion of the tongue coating is better than usual.

Hey, the university is a rotten machine, and even the best fruit can rot when poured into it. I remember that in the first semester of my freshman year, I also won a third-class scholarship, although it was only 250 yuan, but I was down-to-earth. In the second semester, I didn't even have two hundred and five, and then I failed the exam, but I made up for it, and then I ...... I'm embarrassed to say it.

I found that I was degrading little by little, but I didn't want to be like this, it was the reality of the environment that forced me to go to decadence. Tell me, tell me that three of the four people in a dormitory are playing games online, and you are studying alone? Do you have a face, are you embarrassed to learn? That's too bad for the scenery, and I don't want to be such a black sheep. So, so I chose to go the mass line. People who don't understand me say that I am in the same stream as this, but in fact, what is this called collusion, this is obviously selflessly devoting myself to the construction of a harmonious socialist society.

After brushing my teeth, washing my face, and looking in the mirror, I couldn't help but exclaim, "Ah! Who disfigured me! ”

The boss glanced at me very stinky and said angrily: "It's not your fault that you're ugly, it's just that God was in a bad mood on the day God made you!" ”

"But...... But I didn't have this face in my dream just now, that face was angry with Andy Lau and Cecilia Cheung! "I'm still reminiscing about the scene in my dreams, and it's awkward, that people who indulge in beautiful dreams are tantamount to suicide.

"Cut, I dreamed last night that the boss had become a beauty, and I said that I wanted to cool off my brothers first, but I woke up and drew a map on the inner KU." Xiaoqiang also "killed" me contemptuously, and then buried his head back in the computer screen.

I was a little disappointed, it turned out that I was not as handsome as I imagined in reality, and I was not a rich boy, I was just an ordinary college student like a cheap lipstick on a woman's mouth, and I was a third-rate university. I forgot to mention that our university is not called "Beihua", but "Beizhuan", that is, "Northwest Livestock Research College". I study animals, and white dots are a veterinarian.

Let me introduce the four members of the 616 dormitory:

The eldest (the oldest), whose real name is Yang Wu, had to drop out of school for two years due to leg problems in his early years, and is now 23 years old and unmarried. I don't usually have any hobbies.,The only hobby is to fight Warcraft on the Internet.,The biggest ambition in my life is to become the "beast king" of China and Southeast Asia and its affiliated islands. Smoking, smoking for the longest time.

Xiaoqiang, whose surname is Shuai, is nicknamed Shuai Bao. (Note: This only means that his surname may be more special, and there is no direct or indirect connection with his appearance, I hope that brothers and sisters will not look at Wen Shengyi) This city's household registration, speak an authentic local dialect. Now twenty-one, unmarried, childbearing (living with his girlfriend outside, due to the lack of safety measures, the woman's bead fetus is secretly knotted, which then leads to a cute little life before he has time to see the world and return to the abortion surgery. Alas, why should an innocent child be held accountable for something a parent has done wrong? The biggest ambition of this gentleman's life is to be able to develop in a certain world of the island country, and compete with those little Japanese actors who is the real "size" of the East. Smoking, followed by smoking age.

The wheel, which has already been introduced above, will not be repeated here. That one...... Let's go into a little more, this "Jun" is the first playboy in the 616 dormitory, with a corrupt style of life and mercy everywhere. My favorite thing is to cheat on a little girl on the Internet, and the most fearful thing is not knowing when a child will suddenly come to him and call him daddy. Smoking, smoking age tied with the above.

My real name is Yu Xiaoxi, and my current name is still Yu Xiaoxi (my mother gave birth to me, and it is said that she accidentally gave birth to me while washing clothes by a stream, so she gave me this name). Since I have already been introduced in quite detail above, I will not repeat it here.

That one...... What I said above is all a dream, so allow me to reintroduce myself.

My name is Yu Xiaoxi, an authentic rural poor bastard. My appearance is very ordinary, how to say it, howl, one word—it is not good-looking. I'd feel guilty if I were to use the word "amazing." I am a quasi-veterinarian, and the biggest advantage is to pick the door, taking money from my hand is tantamount to taking meat from the mouth of a tiger, whoever dares to take a penny from me will be desperate to bite him to death with him. Because of the congenital nature of my brain, the door of my brain is very large, so people give it the nickname "YU futon".

I smoke too, but it's second-hand smoke, and I smoke as long as they smoke. I came here in a state of clouds and mist, and I felt like three pencils against a person who couldn't smoke. So the three of them are still full of guilt towards me, saying that if I die of lung cancer one day, don't worry, they will pay for the coffin.

My mother was not a stunt designer, but a small tailor who usually made clothes and pants for the villagers. My dad wasn't the CEO of a big company, let alone a trustee of the vet school, but a contractor on a construction site, and his real vocation was the hard work of the sun and rain. Speaking of which, many female friends must be disappointed in me, it doesn't matter, accepting the cold eyes of girls is a compulsory course for me.

But! But!! One thing is the same as in the dream, and one thing is eternal, that is, I want to find a C girl, an authentic C girl!

You may laugh at me for being a complete fool, just because I still want to find a C girl, and it's almost the same to find a "C donkey". Your jokes are your jokes, and I still won't change my original intention. I swore that even if I dig three feet into the ground, I will dig out a C girl, otherwise I will go to Mount Emei to become a monk and cut off the red dust. No, Mount Emei seems to be for nuns, and I should go to Mount Wutai. But I can't be too impulsive until I prove that I can't find a C woman as a wife, after all, it takes a long time for my hair to grow back after shaving.

I don't care what the other three people in the dormitory think, and I don't care what other people around me or not around me think, whether I'm old-fashioned or old-fashioned, in short, I just want a C girl. This is my principle of marrying a wife, it is also the direction and trajectory of my life, and it is also a mark of my self-esteem as a man. Think about it, on your wedding night, when you find out that your wife is not a C woman, can you really care at all? You must know that the premise for her to become your wife is that it is likely that she was already someone else's wife before, and you are a junior!

I don't want to be a junior!

So a woman who is not a C woman is not a good woman? No, no! I didn't say that, and if anyone dared to say anything like that, I would definitely contradict him, refute him fiercely. Not to mention a married woman, because a married woman is obliged not to be a C woman, otherwise how can the word "mother" be so sacred? Speaking of those non-C women who are not married, most of them are good women, but some female friends are not mature enough, or some male compatriots are too shameless, they are just victims and victims. I have taken a sympathetic and respectful attitude towards them, but I can't accept them, maybe I'm a psychopath by birth and acquired.

In reality, I am like this, you can call me stupid, you can call me stupid, but I prefer you to say that I am "stupid", a poor person who is obsessed with the C-female complex. Pity is pitiful, I am lonely, I pity myself, I still stick to my beliefs.

In a word: Fight for C Girl!!