From the eyes of a naïve girl, Wheel is a gentleman with a good demeanor, but from the eyes of a mature woman, he is a dignified and unscrupulous beast. From Yu Xiaoxi's point of view, in my eyes, he simply insulted the word well-dressed beast.

Originally, I didn't want to be his light bulb, after all, such a thing that aided and abetted the abuse was despised by the righteous people of my generation. But...... But I was a little shaken when he tempted me and bribed me by inviting me to eat for a week. Recently, I've been a little tight on money, and I'm embarrassed to ask for money from home, so it's a problem to eat. Now a pie the size of a wheel suddenly fell from the sky, and I had to think about it for survival.

In the face of hunger, even the biggest liar will become honest, and of course the most honest person will become a liar. I should fall into the latter category, at least if I'm an honest person. In the face of principles and survival, I finally chose the latter in humiliation, because if people want to create more principles, they must first live.

There is no doubt that the girl who went on a blind date with the wheel must be the ignorant girl he caught on the Internet, and I can't help but feel worthless and sad for that poor girl when I think of it. Liking to talk sweetly may be a man's strength or a man's disadvantage, but liking to listen to sweet words must be a girl's weakness. The weakness of the girl is exposed, and the weakness of the girl is caught by the wheel - the wheel is able to catch the weakness of all the girls.

The place of the blind date is in a high-end café, and for this blind date, the wheel is specially sprayed with perfume, which makes the whole person fragrant up and down, but everyone knows that his "taste" is known to everyone when he is in the dormitory. And I'm much more plain, and besides, I'm not simple, I don't have that much spare money to buy those high-end brands. And today is a blind date on wheels and not me, how can I not be anti-guest-oriented, and the end of the branch is not divided. Dressing up too dazzling will only steal the limelight from the wheels, and then it will lose the meaning of my light bulb. Men and women are different, women can compete with each other regardless of the level of high and low, but men can't, they always have to give people a feeling of standing out from the crowd to make people think that he is a rare animal with a red crown on his head, not a casual poultry.

The girl is here, it should be two girls who are here, and there is another girl accompanying the girl, which should be what people call girlfriends. From this, I thought of a sentence: when you like a girl, don't be in a hurry to confess to her, because ...... Because her best friend might be prettier!

However, both girls are beautiful, one with long hair and one with short hair, one phoenix and the other is not a crow. The girl with the long hair was on a blind date with the wheel, and the wheel had shown me a picture of her before. But in comparison, I still prefer the short hair, because she has a sweet smile and feels very innocent.

In front of men, women give them the feeling of innocence.

We exchanged names, the girl with long hair was named Ye Xue, the girl with short hair was named Min Rou, the man with the smell of perfume was called Li Yaolun, and the man with a rustic body was called Yu Xiaoxi.

I planned it with the wheel before, and the synonym of a man is silence is golden, so in order to show that he is very self-contained, he has to maintain a silent demeanor today, and it is best to bite a melancholy like Tony Leung.

Men's melancholy is a cup of poison, while women like to drink to quench their thirst.

My task was simple, as soon as he pretended to cough I started talking about his strengths, and as soon as I touched my nose I had to count my own shortcomings. Because it's useless to just talk about a man's strengths, you have to find someone to compare with him, and you have to highlight his strengths through the disadvantages of others. He is the flower, you are the leaf, and the uglier the leaf, the more beautiful the flower.

It's a pity that I'm that leaf, although I'm a little reluctant, but I have to give up my personal honor and disgrace in the face of righteousness.

Somehow, maybe the coffee was too hot and choked him, and he kept coughing, coughing. I didn't know which cough was real and which was fake, so I had to keep talking about his merits. However, what good does he have, I can't say that he likes to cheat and deceive women from good families as an advantage, in that case, it would be strange if this blind date was not blown. But, in fact, he really doesn't have that many good qualities, and instead of letting me praise how good he is, I'd rather praise how much I like the courses and exams in college. Human beings are like this, they always like to carry their own shortcomings on their backs, so we only see the disadvantages of others.

Hurry, this person will be wise when he is in a hurry. Yes, I can talk about my own advantages, and my advantages are inexhaustible. Anyway, they are all acting, it doesn't matter if the lines are true or not, the key is who pretends to be like. So I started talking about the good things about the wheel, no, I should start counting my own good points.

"Tsk, Yaolun, that's good! How good is it, in a word, if you can find someone comparable to him in the next 5,000 years, you are tampering with history. This gentleman is jealous and hateful in his life, chivalrous and righteous, anxious about what people are anxious about, and thinks about what people think. Amiable, approachable, honest and brave, that's a good way to find gold! Today I will help my grandmother cross the road, and tomorrow I will pick up the dolls from the kindergarten to go to school, and the character of respecting the old and loving the young is well known. And he is talented, he is talented, he has read a lot of books, and he has written articles full of five cars. A word is golden, and Luoyang is expensive for it. The two words are earth-shattering, and the ghosts and gods cry for it. Astronomy is known, geography is known, and all arts are known in the middle. has good morality, unparalleled beauty, and everyone loves him, and they all praise him for being handsome. Looking back and smiling, Pan An was angry and colorless. Eloquent and strategic, Top Gun, don't forget the wealth and nobility, and the birds know the ambition of the bird! Don't smoke, don't drink, and have no bad hobbies, learning is his responsibility, seriousness is his attitude, how to say it, five words - extinct good men! ...... "Well, I don't know why I was so eloquent at that time." It's straight to say that the sky is falling, and the tongue is bright and golden lotus. The momentum is like a rainbow, flying sand and stones. The wind and clouds change color, and the sun and the moon are dull. Those who heard it were stammering, dumbfounded, foggy, and dizzy.

The wheels kept giving me a thumbs up underneath, and I thought he must be saying in his heart: Brother, you are so handsome!

Then the bastard started to touch his nose non-stop, rub! Isn't he hinting at my own weakness? Didn't that compliment I just made him satisfied? A shameless and selfish man is like that, you make him kick his nose, he can climb on top of you!

No way, let's say, who made me accept his bribes beforehand? Take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, eat people's mouths, and deserve to be cut off. Since the trend is the general trend, I have no choice but to go with the flow. It is better to say that good people do it to the end and send the Buddha to the west. To put it mildly, the bad guys take turns to play and kick Hades to hell!

But another question arises, doesn't letting me say my shortcomings is equivalent to letting me say how ugly Lin Daiyu is? This is contrary to human ethics and morality, and is contrary to the Constitution and Constitution of the People's Republic of China. I'm sinning! However, whether it is a crime or a crime, I can't pick a son in front of him, so it won't be kind. I'd rather be arrested by the police and sit in a bitter kiln than people say that I am not righteous and do not speak of credibility. What is most important in the 21st century, credibility! (How is it a bit like Ge You's words)

Another flash of inspiration in my head, yes! If I can claim his own merits as his, why can't I claim his shortcomings as mine? I'm just a talent, no, I should be a genius, and I can even think of such inferences!

"Alas! In comparison, Xiaosheng and I are dwarfed in front of Brother Lun. I'm lazy and do all kinds of evil. Life is erosive and unscrupulous. It's in my nature to sleep in, and as soon as I wake up in the middle of the day, I feel the urge to get some sleep. Bullying the weak is my interest, and cheating is the foundation of happiness. If you can beat it, you can fight it, and if you can't beat it, you can run away. Today I will snatch the lollipop from the child's hand, and tomorrow I will grab the broken steel hammer from the beggar's bowl. I smoke, I drink, I spew. I play mahjong, I play poker, I eat, drink, prostitute and gamble. I see profit and forgetfulness, and I value sex and ignore friends. I'm irresponsible, I'm merciful. Southeast Asia has my horses, Greenland has my children. Gaddafi is my brother, and Saddam Hussein and I have bowed to each other. A widow in an American slum might call me husband, and an orphan in an African refugee camp might call me Daddy. How to put it, in a word, I am the best scum! ...... "I'm obedient, I didn't know that my eloquence would be so good, and I didn't repeat a word after scolding for a long time." scolded me so much that I was hearty and refreshed, and there was nothing more enjoyable in the world than this.

If you want to scold someone, it's like holding a fart, like a fish in your throat, and you won't vomit unpleasantly!

That's when I realized that the faces of the wheels were all green spinach!