[075] Sports Commissioner
"Ha, what's there to worry about! With such a heavy rain, how can an acquaintance grab this time to come out and visit a café? ”
The class leader is still not at ease: "But this place is not far from the school......"
"Don't worry about it, are there other students who will come? Even if they come, it's just that each other has been caught, and no one will report to the school! ”
The squad leader asked me incomprehensibly, "What do you mean by that?" ”
"Isn't that easy?" I pouted, "The weather forecast has long said that there will be heavy rain today, this kind of weather, friends must be staying at home playing on the computer, lilies may be sitting on the sofa watching Korean dramas, not the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, who will come out to eat together in this weather!" ”
Hearing me say this, the squad leader's face turned even redder.
I didn't think there was anything wrong with my analysis, and I was quite proud, so I habitually crossed Erlang's legs, and accidentally hit my knee.
"This broken table is so short! If we knew that the space for two people was so small, we would have come early! ”
The squad leader felt that the height and width of the table and chair were just right for her.
"We're two people, isn't it just right to sit on a two-person stage? Sitting on the four-person desk is also Lang Fei ......"
At this time, a smell wafted over, and the long-awaited set meal for two was finally delivered.
The dishes for the two are the same, 9-inch pizza, fried steak, Hong Kong-style shrimp dumplings, corn salad...... There is also orange juice and sweet soup.
Many restaurants use group purchase coupons, either the dishes are not careful, or the amount is not enough, this café may be because of the new opening, but the portion is full and more conscientious.
Since the meal has arrived, and it is not really a date between men and women, I didn't say any polite words in advance, and just picked up a chicken wing and put it in my mouth and chewed it, so that I could fill my stomach first.
After I was halfway through the chicken wings, the squad leader unhurriedly cut the fried steak on his plate.
The default cutlery in the café is knives and forks, and the squad leader is very skilled in cutting meat, worthy of being a person who has been using knives in the kitchen for many years.
She cut her fried steak into six pieces to fit her mouth, and I was just thinking to myself about how she had done so much when she took my untouched steak and cut it into six.
Zuihou pushed all 12 steaks to me, saying that he doesn't like meat very much, and that he can almost eat enough with pizza and shrimp dumplings, and if I have any vegetables I don't like, I can give it to her.
How do you take care of your brother on weekdays? How can I feel like I'm being served? Squad leader, don't you be such a good wife and mother? I'm not used to it!
I really didn't like meat, and I didn't like vegetables, so I simply pushed a whole plate of corn salad and boiled broccoli to the class leader.
The class leader smiled bitterly as if he was a picky eater, didn't say anything, took a sip of sweet soup first, and then began to eat very quietly.
It's not that everyone is pretending to be reserved, and it's impossible to be as stormy as me, but I usually eat the food on the table, and I will smile when I encounter a good dish, but it's not an exaggeration, it seems that all the food on Shijie is equal to her, whether it's a state banquet or noodles, she treats everyone equally.
Is it true that it is more important than the content of the meal who you eat with? If you eat with your beloved brother, you will smile more and your expression will become brighter, right?
I often quarreled with my dad at the dinner table, and I was not used to being so quiet during meals, so I casually found a topic and asked:
"Hey, squad leader, how much younger is your brother?"
After swallowing a small piece of broccoli in his mouth, the squad leader replied, "I'm only one year younger." ”
I blurted out, "Huh? Only a year old? Then your parents are very hardworking! ”
Oh no, I've been with Grandpa Cao for too long, and even my talk is becoming more and more obscene!
Although everyone likes to be praised, praising a girl's parents for being busy every night is close to the level of sexual harassment!
Unexpectedly, the squad leader laughed instead of being angry, and said:
"Geng Yuhong also said something similar to me, if you also have brothers and sisters, you won't make such boring jokes."
I frowned: "Who is Geng Yuhong?" ”
The squad leader's expression suddenly became serious.
"You've been classmates with her for a year and a half, and you've been laughing every day lately, don't you know what they're called?"
It turns out that Geng Yuhong is the real name of the loudspeaker, because her ability to spread rumors is comparable to that of a radio station, so people in and out of the class call her the loudspeaker, and I am used to it.
The squad leader thinks it's rude to always call someone else's nickname, and I don't think so.
"The four masters in "Shooting the Condor" are called the evil of the east and the poison of the south, the emperor and the beggar, don't they live very well!"
The squad leader's eyes seemed to accuse me of not watching so many martial arts TV series.
"That's different, classmates in reality may not like the nicknames that others give themselves, and when you call those ugly nicknames, it is equivalent to bullying people."
What the squad leader said was not unreasonable, when Xiaobawang took the lead in calling me "wild donkey", the children in the neighborhood followed him, which really made me angry for a while, and I didn't get rid of it until I moved.
But is it necessary to talk about this kind of serious topic at dinner as well? Your set of standards is too tiring and annoying, so don't promote it to me, okay?
"Shusha," I changed to her name, lest she keep calling herself the head of the class, "since it's the weekend, can we talk about something outside of school?" Then again, you must have never called someone else's nickname, did you? ”
The squad leader put down her knife and fork and sat her upper body up straight, and when I told me her mistake, her expression with a clear conscience made me feel unconfident.
"Yesterday, yesterday I heard you take charge of Xiong Yaoyue, the sports committee member of our class, called 'Little Bear'!"
The squad leader covered his mouth and laughed with a "poof".
"Do you think you're going to give some counter-example, is this what it is?" Little Bear' is not a nickname, it is Xiong Yaoyue who strongly asks everyone to call her that, have you forgotten? ”
There is a truth to this.
Xiong Yaoyue, a female sports commissioner, is an acute sub-sports girl who is energetic to the extent of ADHD.
At a class meeting in the first year of junior high school, the leadership team headed by Shu Sha had just been decided, and near the end of the meeting, Shu Sha asked the newly elected members what vision they had to talk to everyone, but Xiong Yaoyue was busy raising her hand, saying that she had no vision, and hoped that the students present would not call her by her full name in the future, and it would be better to call her "Little Bear", "Xiao Yao", and "Xiao Yue" than her full name.
When the class leader asked her weishenme, she smiled and showed two tiger teeth, saying that her full name was like a super bear shaking the moon, which was too tragic for a girl.
It's quite tragic, people who have never seen Xiong Yaoyue just hear this name, and their first reaction is either to practice judo or to practice shot put.
In fact, Xiong Yaoyue is a very good-looking sunny girl, if she is really the size of judo and shot put, Father-in-law Cao will not photoshop her photos, and sell them with the squad leader, Gong Caicai and others.
The squad leader suddenly changed the topic: "Ye Lin, what do you think of Xiao Xiong's sports committee?" ”
"It's good to be a good person," I don't understand that the squad leader weishenme wants to ask this," Xiong Yaoyue ...... No, Little Bear is all-round in sports, many girls who don't like sports have been brought alive by her, and many boys are not her opponents in volleyball! ”
"A little more," the squad leader clasped his fingers and made the signature gesture of EVA Commander Nakaika, "I want to know more about Xiao Xiong, the female sports committee, you boys." ”
Is this a survey? Shusha, your squad leader is more tired than the president, isn't it good to eat honestly?
Speaking of which, because the bear loves to play and make trouble, loves to run and jump, and often accidentally injures himself, but even if he touches a piece of meat, he won't cry his nose, but just put a band-aid on it and continue to go crazy, so it is also known as the existence of the second (3rd) class of junior high school who recently picked up the savages.
Because she is so cheerful that she has no heart and lungs, and she has no shyness of a girl, she is also very popular among boys, and she can even get along with her as a buddy, and she and the people around her don't feel anything wrong.
In addition, because she has been outdoors for too long, her skin has been tanned to a healthy wheat color, and when Cao Gonggong photoshops photos of Little Bear, he often complains that he can't find an actress with the right skin tone, and he must use a filter.
I hid the matter of the photoshop, and told the squad leader the rest of what I knew.
The squad leader pondered for a moment, stared into my eyes and asked me, "Ye Lin, do you want to be a sports committee?" ”
"Huh? Little Bear did a good job haode, do you want to remove her? ”
"She will not be dismissed, she will be her female sports committee as usual, I want to adopt the male and female sports committee, Teacher Yu will agree with my idea."
"What's the benefit of adding a men's sports committee?"
"There are benefits. In the past, a boy complained to me that although the bear was proficient in most sports, he was not very good at basketball, and when he held a competition with his neighbor, he did not play a big role except shouting and cheering off the court. ”
The squad leader took a sip of orange juice through a straw and continued:
"Don't you love playing basketball? I sometimes see you playing with those people on the school basketball team, and I specially asked their captain Guo Songtao, and he said that your overall strength should be ranked third in our school......"
Brother Tao, you are so talkative! You can answer whatever Shusha asks you, what if she wants to hurt me!
However, I am still very satisfied with the evaluation of the third place in the school, and I feel a little fluttery.
Seeing that I didn't immediately refuse, an imperceptible smile rose on the corner of the squad leader's mouth.
"Ye Lin, I have carefully considered your business. The main reason why you fight everywhere is that you have too much energy and nowhere to vent. If you come to be the sports committee, you can lead the boys in the class to compete with the neighboring class every day, and you can also have a good relationship with your classmates by the way, why not? ”