It's the weekend.

Originally, I was going to sleep lazy, but who knew that Zhang Minglang picked me up early in the morning, saying that he was going back to school to play ball or something.

As soon as I heard that I was going to exercise, I was energetic, so I quickly got up and washed my horse, and finally changed into sportswear.

When I went out, Zhang Minglang suddenly reached over and rubbed my hair, and said with a smile: "Your hair is messy, and with this yellow, orange and orange sportswear, it is just like a lemon that has been growing hair." ”

I wiped it off, and I was drunk when I met someone who couldn't talk like this!

After a roll of my eyes, I complained to him: "Then you don't pay attention to the white clothes you are wearing, and you think that a string of sheets is running around!" ”

Zhang Minglang suddenly pursed his lips, and said with the appearance of Uncle Yushu in the wind: "Have you ever seen such a handsome bed sheet?" Everywhere I go, I have women to talk to! ”

I glanced at him with disdain, too lazy to deal with this narcissist, and sat directly in the car, and said coawardly: "Hurry up and give Uncle Ben a good drive, drive steadily, or I will drive you to sleep with the kitten at night." ”

When I ate at the Shenzhen University Canteen at noon, I knew exactly that Zhang Minglang was really not a narcissist, he had a clear self-awareness, and he was a peach blossom.

After I finished eating the things on the table, I took his campus card and ran to brush two chicken legs, and when I walked back, I saw the table where we were sitting in the distance, and suddenly surrounded by two girls.

A little upset, but I didn't hurry over, put the chicken leg on the table, sat down next to him, and ate straight away.

Seeing me coming, these two girls were really enough, they ignored me directly, and were still asking Zhang Minglang for a WeChat ID.

I was silent, eating my own, just threw a meaningful look for him to experience, if he didn't really leave a number for someone else, even if it was a fake, I would go back to the house and clean him up, even if he knelt on the keyboard, I would still break his dog's leg.

But happily, he was not too stupid, and pointed directly at me and said, "This is my wife." ”

But what's even more violent is that after one of the girls looked at me a few times, she actually said in a tired voice: "It's okay, it's okay if you have a wife, just leave a number, talk more when you have time, and nothing else." ”

, if she doesn't pinch her throat and speak, I'll forget it, but she's like this, I suddenly remembered Su Xiaomi.

As soon as I thought of that strange thing, I couldn't bear it, and after glancing at the woman coldly, I said, "Did you look in the mirror when you went out in the morning?" ”

I asked me so thoughtlessly, the girl probably thought that the makeup on her face was spent, and hurriedly took out a mirror from her small bag and took a look, and after taking a picture, she gave me a blank look and said, "I don't have flowers on my face." ”

I laughed and said lightly: "I didn't say that your face was flowery, I just thought that you must not have looked in the mirror in the morning, otherwise you would not have gone out without your face on." ”

Choked by me like this, the woman stood up angrily and glared at me viciously and scolded: "You are really unqualified." ”

For this, I am too lazy to have quality.

After they left, I was really upset, so I ate my own food and didn't bother to talk to Zhang Minglang.

When I came out after eating, I was really depressed, I felt that he had recruited the rotten peach blossoms, and he asked me to help take care of it, so I couldn't worry about it.

Seeing that I was unhappy, Zhang Minglang was very stupid, and kept asking me what was wrong with the back, I was annoyed by the question, and directly glanced at him and said, "In the future, can you go out and recruit a bunch of women all day long?" And why is the girl from Shenzhen University so superficial, I can't see that you are a scumbag! ”

Just after complaining, the corners of Zhang Minglang's mouth twitched, and he suddenly said aggrievedly: "It's not my desire to look like this." What's more, the one just now is not an alumnus, but a foreign school came to take the exam! ”

Looking at his bear-like appearance, I felt for a moment that I had gone a little too far, and I quickly stepped forward and said, "Okay, okay, I'm kidding." Look at your grievances, I just hope that next time you encounter such rotten peach blossoms, you just let them flash away a little wow, don't have any bullshit demeanor! ”

The man who looked like a little daughter-in-law just now suddenly smiled.

A little meaningful, he stared at me: "Chen Sansan, what are you doing?" What's the matter, I'm afraid I'll be snatched away by someone else? ”

Cut!

Narcissist!

After sweeping him several times with a disdainful look, I said lightly: "It's not mine that is so easy to be robbed, not to mention that you don't have anything except for being good-looking, you have no money, no car, no house, everything is mine." If you dare to cheat one day, I will kick you and let you out of the house! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Minglang, a fool, suddenly lost the basketball in front of the public, hugged me and said, "Okay, okay, you talk a lot when you are duplicitous." Don't be upset, I'll take it to eat ice cream after playing! ”

Well, foodies or something are best coaxed.

In the end, we happily went to play ball, ate ice cream, and went home!