"Challenge Book" - Liu Puppy opened it himself, and he didn't dare to look at it

Yesterday, I watched the sky at night, and found that today after school is a good day to play basketball, and its luck index has reached five stars, and I heard that there is such a Liu puppy in the school team, and countless girls have been mutilated by playing basketball. At that time, there will be a piece of dog shit on the side of the basketball court, and disposable cutlery will be prepared on the shit, and the one who loses will eat shit! -- Cattle bolt column

After reading this majestic challenge book, Liu Chuan had mixed feelings in his heart. This Niu Bolt Pillar is in full swing in the third middle school, stealing most of his popularity, I heard that he is still unclear with Rulan, this is really not a family reunion, this time he actually sent it to the door himself. This is a God-given opportunity, if he doesn't fight, he won't be called Liu Chuan!

The basketball team of No. 3 Middle School is not the first in City B and the top three, Liu Chuan immediately gathered all the main forces of the school team, and then launched all his liliang to spread the news of this game, and the first person he wanted to notify was Rulan.

"Rulan, are you free after school today? Our school team has a game against the repeater class, can you come and watch? ”

"What? Again, who do you compare yourself to? Rulan's surprise was much greater than Liu Chuan expected.

"Repeat class, you see, this is the challenge book given to me by Niu Xuanzhu, he scolded me for being a puppy, I can't go if I don't go."

"Okay, I'll go and see it." Rulan said after reading the challenge book.

Liu Chuan left happily, he couldn't wait to torture the cow bolt on the court, he couldn't wait to tell everyone that it was best to let the school radio station broadcast it.

After Liu Chuan left, Rulan went straight to the repeat class angrily.

"What? Have your tastes changed lately? Love shit? "Drag the ox bolt pillar to a secluded place, like Lan splitting his head and covering his face.

"You got it? Liu Xiaogou is too crazy, as a model student at the municipal level, I have the obligation to combat his arrogance, and at the same time expose his ugly face of the pervert, and let him eat It is cheap for him. ”

"You can play basketball?"

"Isn't it just basketball, it's similar to football, it's just one hand and one foot, and my level has long been at the NBA level."

"Have you ever played basketball?"

"Of course!"

Rulan directly gave Niu Bolt Pillar a 110V spell.

"Have you ever played basketball?"

"Of course...... No...... But I've seen it from TV. ”

"You've seen magic, you swallow a sword and show me."

"Rulan, why are you so unconfident in me, you see that my newly bought bracers and newly bought headbands are all professional and expensive."

"Did you forget something?"

"Huh? What did I forget? Is there anything else I need to buy? ”

"You forgot what your last name was, and you forgot how many bowls of dry rice you ate! Tell you not to go after school, I won't save you if you eat. ”

Rulan knew that Niu Shuzhu had never played basketball at all, and she knew that Niu Shuzhu must not have used his pig brain to think about the consequences before doing this, she was eating other girls' dry vinegar recently, and she also hated Niu Shuzhu to the point that the root of her teeth itched, and getting close to Liu Chuan was also to retaliate and stimulate Niu Shuzhu, but she never expected Niu Shuzhu to do such a thing.

No matter how angry a girl is with her man, she doesn't want her man to be humiliated by other men. So if you see a man and a woman arguing on the road, go over and give the guy a few hard strokes and then leave, and they will immediately fight haode.

Well, don't worry, even if you're unfortunate enough not to leave, they'll be with Haode.

Rulan's words reminded Niu Xuanzhu that he felt that he should still train before the game, at least rehearse tactics with his brothers and clarify his position. As a result, there were four fewer people in the repeating class in the afternoon class.

"Brother Niu, this basketball needs five people to play, but there are only four of us." Hao Che is extremely disgusted with sports, and he has a headache when he thinks about it.

"Grass, are we the main force? Aren't there two-legged people everywhere, and when the time comes, just pull someone on the field. Niu Shuzhu shouted angrily to hide the fact that he didn't know that basketball was played by five people.

Because it was class time, there was no one on the basketball court, and occasionally the teacher passed by, and after seeing that it was a cow bolt, he pretended not to see a few people, and walked away.

"You guys all know how to play basketball." Niu Shuzhu dragged the basketball and asked the other three.

"Yes, I was taught in gym class." Jadi said.

"Pull it down, you scored one out of ten shots last time, and you forgot it?" Hao Che was on the side to expose Jadi's old bottom.

"You dead fat man, my forte is dribbling and layups, not shooting, okay? Besides, last time you didn't even dare to shoot, you definitely won't even be able to play! ”

"I admit it, I won't fight, you can find someone else to fight with you, okay?"

Niu Xuanzhu stopped Hao Che from talking to Jia Di, he already knew the Jishu level of these two people, and his heart was half cold.

"Huo Qiang, what about you?" Niu Shuzhu asked with a glimmer of hope.

"Fortunately, I used to fight a lot before I had an accident at home, but I rarely beat me at school." Huo Qiang scratched the back of his head and said.

"Haha, are you afraid of being embarrassed, are you fighting with elementary school students, or with kindergarten children?" Jadi scoffed from the sidelines.

"Hehe, do you want to try it?" Huo Qiang said as he took the ball from Niu Xuanzhu's hand and then made a move outside the three-point line, and the basketball "brushed" into the net with a hollow sound, and the other three people watching it stared at him.

"Okay, Huo Qiang, do you still have this hand? Why didn't you find out before? Niu Xuanzhu was happy, patted Huo Qiang's shoulder and smiled.

There's hope, haha, don't think about replacing shit with sesame sauce sugar. Niu Zhuzhu was secretly happy in his heart.

"Brother Qiang, tell me, who did you play with before?" Jadi said.

"Usually I play with the varsity team of the sports university, but I can only shoot threes, not dribble or anything, otherwise I would have been in the professional team reserves."

"Then your three points can be so accurate?" This must be confirmed by the cattle bolt column.

"Luckily, the three-point line in the college arena is much farther away than the basketball court, and if I shoot at such a distance, if no one defends me, I should have a 7 to 8 percent shooting percentage."

"Is it really that accurate?"

"Well, at that time, I went to the T halls of various universities with the University of Physical Education, and my three points made the opponent cry through his nose, and I also made the opponent use his head to install a basketball hoop, which is not bragging."

"Aren't you invincible?" Niu Xuanzhu couldn't help but kiss Huo Qiang.

"Of course not, I said that I have to be unguarded, so my role is generally to kill, to give the opponent a fatal blow when the opponent despises me, usually I shoot two threes in a row will become the opponent's focus on the object, and my shots are useless, almost every one is covered." Huo Qiang said helplessly, after all, he is a pitcher without jishu, and he can't even feint, once the rhythm of shooting is destroyed, the shooting rate will plummet.

Niu Shuzhu pondered for a while, and then slapped his thigh: "It's okay, how many times can you fight in life, gamble!" ”

"Brother Niu, do we really want to challenge the school team with just a few pieces of material?" Jia Di said with a bitter face, "Why don't we flash, let's just say that the house is on fire, how about fighting again one day?" ”

"What are you kidding? When did I ever make a shrunken turtle? Niu Shuzhu said loudly.

Flicker, then flicker~ Donkey Road.

"Brother Niu, then I don't have to go on if I don't know anything, I'll go back to work and ask, how about finding a haode for you to fight?" Hao Che said.

"No, we are brothers, we must be brothers in the war!" Cattle bolt pillar road.

"Brother Niu, you are kind to me, let alone playing basketball, even if I let me go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire with you, I Huo Qiang has no words, but I only have one request."

"It's still Huo Qiang, you are interesting enough, let's say, except for asking me for chrysanthemums, I will promise you any request."

"If we lose, can you keep me from eating with you?" Huo Qiang pleaded extremely seriously.