Zero Four: The shortest lineup, the most dense fouls
After school, the basketball court is so crowded that it is almost crowded. Everyone wants to see the duel between the legendary Niu Xuanzhu and the man of the year Liu Chuan, to see if the legend can create a new legend or fall off the altar, in the final analysis, to see if someone will really eat the fresh shit with chopsticks stuck in the basket and steaming hot after the game.
Most of the girls on the lookers were nervous, some of them were Liu Chuan's diehards, but more of them were iron fans of Niu Zhuzhu, they had sparks before the game, they were worried that their idols would lose in this game, and since then they have become a laughing stock from idols. Compared with them, those swing fans who like Liu Chuan and Niu Zhuzhu are more haode, looking at their expressions of gain and loss, they should take this game as an opportunity for them to choose the object of worship, this kind of girl who doesn't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles really has a scheming.
Compared with the girls, the mood of the boys can be described as very happy, most of them do not belong to any side, nor do they come to cheer on any side, they just come to see jokes and coaxing. To put it bluntly, they are not here to cheer for the winners, they are here to applaud the losers, and they are not destined to be disappointed, because the two sides are not playing football, and there is no possibility of a draw at all. There is always a dragon and a crouching tiger in the sling, and one person actually leaned on the dog shit and sniffed it to make sure it was authentic, and this international sportsmanship of sacrificing himself to ensure the fairness of the game won the boys' applause and the girls' vomit in unison.
Time passed minute by minute, when the shit was already cold, Liu Chuan entered the court with all the main forces of the school basketball team, the collective appearance of a school's basketball team is indeed very eye-catching, they are all elders over 180 tall, uniform clothing, strong muscles, that kind of momentum is not comparable to a few short and poor, no wonder the girls keep screaming, and the boys bow their heads indifferently.
Liu Chuan can be said to be full of confidence, and after arriving at the court, there was a one-stop slam dunk between talking and laughing, which made the atmosphere of the scene suddenly warm.
However, everyone waited for half an hour, and there was no half of the repeater class, and many people had already begun to coax that the repeater class did not dare to come. Liu Chuan looked at Rulan in the crowd proudly, revealing a victor's smile.
Rulan came with Xiaotao and Xiaoyu, and the three of them were a highlight on the court from the moment they arrived at the court.
"The cow bolt pillar shouldn't be coming." Xiaoyu asked in a low voice.
"Hmph, he's self-aware." Little Tao Road.
"It's hard to say that guy, he's always going to do something unexpected, so let's wait." Rulan said cautiously.
Just when some people were ready to leave the scene and go home to sleep, Niu Xuanzhu walked out of the building with all the boys in the repeat class. The appearance of the repeater class is obviously different from that of the basketball team, as soon as it appears, it is like a group fight in the underworld of Hong Kong films, a large piece of Wuyang, and everyone's face is a ** expression, and the clothes are not neat, if they are immediately pulled to play the two devils of the anti-Japanese war film, it definitely belongs to the level of restoring the historical truth. This kind of appearance obviously compounded the appetite of the boys, and attracted a lot of applause.
The appearance of Niu Xuanzhu and the repeater class ignited people's feelings again, and the applause they received was even twice as enthusiastic as when the school team played, which made Liu Chuan's eyes instantly ugly.
"This kid will be beaten when he looks at it, and we'll teach him a lesson on the court in a while." Li Tie, the main center of the basketball team, glared angrily at Niu Xuanzhu and said to Liu.
Liu Chuan looked back at Li Tie, who was 198 years tall, and nodded firmly. There is a fart for playing out to pull the wind, winning or losing depends on strength, and Li Tie, the center, is not something that the repeater class can deal with.
"Ah, the cow bolt pillar is actually here, it's bad." Xiaoyu exclaimed.
Rulan and Xiaotao also had a depressed expression of hatred for iron but not steel.
Xiaoyu and they were in a hurry, Niu Shuzhu didn't mean to be nervous at all, he waved to the female fans frequently, and sent flying kisses from time to time.
"Let's go, leave this bastard alone!" Rulan said angrily.
"Don't, since he's so embarrassed, let's see how he ends, let him suffer a little loss, and save those stupid girls who are deceived by him." Xiao Tao grabbed Rulandau.
At this time, Niu Xuanzhu found Rulan and the others, and waved desperately to Rulan and them, and the three girls had a tacit understanding and shook Niu Xuanzhu's three big eyes.
Some people just don't deserve to be pitied, and the cow bolt column definitely belongs to this kind of no-nonsense type.
After coming to the court, Niu Xuanzhu and Liu Chuan walked out of their respective teams, walked to the center of the basketball court, and stood very close to each other, looking at each other with provocative eyes.
"I thought you wouldn't dare come."
"Liu puppy, are you in such a hurry to eat? Is it because you are afraid that it will be cold and not to your taste? ”
"Hehe, it's not necessarily who eats, and those who don't eat if they lose don't have JJ."
"It's a deal!"
Niu Xuanzhu didn't expect his shortcomings to be useful, he didn't have JJ, and he couldn't admit it if he lost, and he didn't have to worry about the fulfillment of his oath, which was really lucky.
At this moment, a man who looked to be in his 40s appeared on the court and came to the two men.
"Niu Xuanzhu, for the sake of the fairness of the game, I specially found a municipal basketball referee to enforce the law for us, do you have no opinion?" Liu Chuan said proudly.
"That's right, I'm okay." Niu Xuanzhu glanced at the referee with a serious expression, and didn't believe Liu Chuan's nonsense, he firmly believed that this referee would never be fair when Liu Chuan needed it.
But Niu Xuanzhu is not very worried, if he can force Liu Chuan to cheat, then a referee is simply a fart, nothing else can be done by himself, and there are really few people who are his opponents.
"Because it's not a regular game, the foul throws don't stop, six fouls leave the court, and the game only plays two halves, and the half is 20 minutes, so the two sides have no opinion, right?" The referee announced the rules of the game to Niu Zhuzhu and Liu Chuan.
Liu Chuan shook his head and said that he had no opinion, and although Niu Xuanzhu didn't understand it very well, he also shook his head in order not to appear ignorant.
Next is the athletes from both sides on the court, the basketball team sent all the main forces as soon as they came up, obviously trying to use a wave to get the repeat class, and the repeater class came up in addition to Niu Bolt Zhu There are four small men with an average height of 170, Huo Qiang, Hao Che and others are all sitting on the sidelines, which makes everyone surprised, even if it is a player with such a running and bombing style, it does not belong to the basketball court.
The jump ball was carried out by Li Tie and Guo Xiaoming, and when Guo Xiaoming, who was 163 tall, occupied in front of Li Tie, Li Tie felt insulted.
"You're going to jump the ball?" Li Tie said angrily, he felt that this Guo Xiaoming was as tall as his trouser belt.
"What? Scared? I'm the main center of our team. Guo Xiaoming pointed on his tiptoes and straightened his arm to point to Li Tie's nose, but he didn't lose much momentum.
"I'm afraid I'll accidentally step on you to death~" Li Tiehu said with a face.
"Toot ~" Before the jump ball started, the referee suddenly blew the foul whistle, which made the players on the court not know what was going on for a while.
It turned out that Niu Xuanzhu ran to the opponent's half of the court before jumping the ball, and stared at Liu Chuan with the legendary "killing you with your eyes" tactic. The referee who was called by Liu Chuan sweated profusely, as a professional referee, he could determine at a glance that the strength of the two teams was not on the same level, and Niu Xuanzhu's behavior not only proved his inference, but also made him understand that there were still players in the repeat class who didn't even understand the basic basketball rules.
Where is this a game, it's just a farce, such a game Liu Chuan, this kid called me, I won't take such a job in the future, and I won't take the money. The referee said at the center of the crowd's laughter.
The ball was thrown high by the referee, and Li Tie just made a symbolic light jump and took the basketball in his arms.
"Toot ~" 1 second into the opening game, the referee's whistle sounded again, and the referee's gesture showed that Guo Xiaoming had fouled someone, but Li Tie didn't feel anything.
The varsity basketball team serves out of bounds.
The ball had just been sent into the field and fell into the hands of Liu Chuan, and just as he was about to break through with the ball, the referee's whistle sounded again. This time, it was another repeater class player who defended and hit people.
Because there was no jumping action, it was still a school throw-in, and the point guard who was responsible for the first throw-in had not even had time to enter the court at this time, Liu Chuan could only throw the basketball in his hand to the point guard outside the bounds in frustration.
Suddenly, everyone understood that the repeater class used foul tactics, but no one understood what the purpose of the repeater class was to use such an alternative foul tactic at the beginning of the game.
If you can win basketball by fouling, the NBA can be disbanded tomorrow and all go to football.