"You can't just leave it at that."

After dinner, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding escorted Shu Zhe, who had changed back into men's clothes, back home, Uncle Huoqiu suddenly said to me who stayed.

I am very relieved to let Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding escort Shu Zhe, Fan Chuan is full of vows, and he has broken up with his girlfriend for the sake of his pseudo-mother, and although Xiao Ding is still a little hesitant in his heart, he has also positioned himself as one of Shu Zhe's quasi-boyfriends in the competition with Fan Chuan.

These two prospective boyfriends will do their best to send Shu Zhe home, and supervise each other on the way, so as not to let each other do anything wrong.

When the class leader sees his younger brother with Xiao Ding from the pet hospital, and another man he doesn't know, like a college student, he may be happy in his heart, thinking that his brother has made so many male friends, which is beneficial to increasing his manhood, right?

What a mistake! That's not Shu Zhe's male friend, it's a boyfriend! Squad leader, you are so sad! "Let your boyfriend send you home" is a treatment that you haven't enjoyed yet, but your brother has enjoyed it first!

And it's two boyfriends at once! Shu Zhe, you are a good person! Do you deserve to come into the house? Are you embarrassed to eat the food cooked by Sister Haode!

I didn't follow Shu Zhe together, one was that I felt a little sorry for the squad leader and had no shame to see her, and the other was that I didn't want to be Shu Zhe on the road and the light bulb of his two boyfriends.

So I stayed, planning to discuss with Uncle Fireball how to hide from the squad leader the fact that her brother had become a pseudo-mother physically and mentally at the same time, so as to avoid being shot in the head by the squad leader after the defeat.

I was a little puzzled by Uncle Fireball's sudden opening and saying, "You can't just leave it at that."

The laptop he brought home from the ranger's hut was just parked on the page of my family's online store, and some of Shu Zhe's photos of rope models had not yet been completely removed.

"Are you worried about Fan Chuan and Xiaoding?" I guessed.

"The two of them are not to be afraid of fighting five scum," Uncle Fireball waved his calloused hand, "I can see that Xiaohong is just playing with their feelings, two fools who fell into the trap of pseudo-mother's feelings......"

"Hey! You have started to call Shu Zhe 'Xiaohong', and you still have the face to say that others have fallen into the trap of a pseudo-mother? ”

Uncle Fireball clenched his left hand and opened it again, and sneered: "Originally, I have always called her 'Xiaohong' and 'Sister Hongdou' on the Internet, and I don't need a code name, if I discuss it directly, wouldn't it be worse if I heard it by Sasha?" ”

I nodded thoughtfully, Uncle Fireball was quite reliable when he didn't change his mind.

If the squad leader hears us say "Shu Zhe has another boyfriend", it will definitely arouse suspicion, it is better to say "Xiaohong has another boyfriend", anyway, the squad leader doesn't know who Xiaohong is.

"Then ......," I asked, "what do you mean by 'can't be counted like that', Uncle Fireball?" ”

"I'm talking about your online store!" Uncle Fireball tapped the laptop screen with his knuckles, so that the screen was pressed to the water, "I spent a lot of money to buy counterfeit schoolgirl underwear from your online store, is that all!" ”

Seeing that Uncle Fireball was so excited, I smiled instead: "Uncle Fireball, if you want to ask for a refund, I will deduct the cost to refund it to you to the greatest extent, but your nephew has taken a large share of it, and he is also part of the 'cost'!" ”

"I'm not asking for a refund!" Uncle Fireball slapped it heavily on the table next to his notebook, "I have money in the mountains and have nowhere to spend it, and now I have received a lot of disability pensions, so I don't lack that money!" I'm mainly angry, my ** lake for many years was deceived by a pseudo-mother! ...... with the underwear of a pseudo-mother"

In the end, it is not as good as the Internet in real life, Uncle Fireball probably thinks that what he does is too shameful and embarrassed to say it in front of me.

"So what are you going to do?" I tilted my head and asked, "Anyway, after these two days of practice, you have a great love, and even the pseudo-mother can accept it......"

"It's one thing to accept it now, but it doesn't change the fact that I was deceived in the first place!" Uncle Fireball had a sharp expression, "I've decided!" Can't let me be fooled alone! I'm going to fool more people! I want to take revenge on society!! ”

"Be quiet! Be careful of being checked by the public security police! I hurriedly made a silent gesture, then lowered my voice and asked, "How are you going to take revenge on society?" ”

"Do you need to ask?" Uncle Fireball straightened his chest and said very angrily, "Xiaohong, she sells underwear, and she also has the business of video chatting with people, all of which will be transferred to my house!" I want to make these businesses bigger and stronger! ”

“……”

"What? You disagree? Are you reluctant to transfer these businesses to me? Uncle Fireball snorted, "Sure enough, compared to the 'Happy Valley Sex Toy Store', the 'Happy Valley Perverted Goods Store' is more profitable!" ”

It's true that the profits are high, but the psychological burden is not ordinarily large, and my father will not agree to me selling these things, and now these businesses have basically been transferred to Shu Zhe, so that he can get them privately.

After thinking for a while, I nodded and said, "Okay, Uncle Fireball, if you are interested, from now on, you will be the branch of our 'Happy Valley Sex Toy Store' and the owner of the 'Happy Valley Perverted Goods Store'!" You are responsible for all the goods that are shipped from Xiaohong! I just accept the money that the buyer sends to Alipay, and then share it with you 28% per month, how about it? ”

"Huh? I can't see that you're very generous! Uncle Fireball's face was cloudy and clear, "An old store with high credit like yours lends it to others as a platform, and it generally charges old black and old." ”

"Which of us is with whom!" I almost punched Uncle Fireball's stout left arm (the muscles are really hard).

Anyway, Shu Zhe may not give up his original means of making money before he receives enough gifts from his boyfriend, rather than letting him take risks and continue to do those things under the nose of the squad leader, it is better to transfer his position and let him go to Uncle Fireball's side to open up a new studio, and someone will supervise him.

If it weren't for the fact that selling these things was too unscrupulous, I would take out 10% of the profits to do charity, even if it was 19% for me and Shu Zhe and their uncles and nephews.

All in all, on this dark and windy night, an evil and miserable Jihua took the first step.

"Happy Valley Perverted Supplies Store" was finally born! From plain underwear to "holy water" for high school girls, from red-lip balloons to various "sister juices", and even a certain "fetal brush" that Uncle Fireball has always strongly recommended...... In short, congratulations! The opening is a big deal! Free shipping giveaway! Don't miss it!

Uncle Fireball, you're in a bunker! Not only can you pass the boring life after you retire from illness, but you can also take revenge on society by the way!

Because from beginning to end, it's a complete fake! Listen to you, you have to pull the VIP customers who spend more than 800 yuan into a QQ group, and then upload some "life photos" of the red bean sister to attract attention? Super cheat! Those customers think they are buying beautiful girl-related items.,How do you know it's actually a pseudo-girl!

Jizo Bodhisattva Youyun: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" ”

Uncle Fireball also has a cloud: "I'm in hell, I must pull everyone into hell!" ”

You can't only suffer the loss of the pseudo-mother, and you have to suffer the loss of the pseudo-mother, and everyone will suffer a loss, and you will be fooled by everyone!

(Friendly reminder: if you are planning to buy the so-called "girly plain underwear", please be careful!) Because you have a good chance that zuihou will buy Taiyuan flavor underwear! And if you join a QQ group that starts with 138 *****, then for the sake of your sexual orientation, please leave the group immediately to stay safe! After agreeing on the cooperation, Uncle Fireball was in a better mood and pointed to my online store page on the screen, and made a lot of suggestions for improvement.

I have to admit that although Uncle Fireball is actually only one and a half years old, he has rich experience and is very insightful about the development, trend, and audience of adult products.

It is worthy of being a living person, who has lost his hunter aura!

Speaking of the pride of spitting and splashing, Uncle Fireball also proposed to take out a part of his disability pension to buy shares, he not only wants to make the "Happy Valley Perverted Supplies Store" bigger and stronger, but also feels that our "Happy Valley Sex Toy Store" has something that can be improved.

My heart moved, and I felt that maybe Uncle Fireball was more suitable for the adult products business than me and my father.

It just so happens that my dad's peers, the male and female bosses of the "Qiao Baby" adult products online store are getting divorced, and the male boss plans to sell some of the hot goods to my dad at a low price.

It's not that I plan to stay in an adult product store for the rest of my life, but because I saw a hope that my dad would no longer run an adult product store, I thought it was a good idea to let Uncle Fireball take a stake.

Because Aunt Ren's brother, Ren Hongde, the chairman of Qingzi Education Group, seems to have a will, and wants my father to go to his school to be a high school teacher!

If you want to teach high school physics, you must have more than enough knowledge if you want to teach high school physics.

If you really become a high school teacher, you won't have time to run an online store, so it's better to see if there is a suitable candidate who can sell the online store to others.

If Uncle Fireball really has business talent, isn't this the best choice! Anyway, he has time to retire from home!

From now on, it's not bad to turn the "Happy Valley Sex Toy Store" into a joint-stock system! In the future, I can hand over all the business to Uncle Fireball step by step, so that my dad can concentrate on being a high school teacher!

My dad finally stopped selling adult products! My dad is going to be a teacher again! Although a high school teacher sounds a little worse than a college teacher, he is a teacher after all!

So I was overjoyed and promised Uncle Fireball that I would go back to discuss with my father about what he wanted to buy.

Because I have been out for so long today and have not had a heart attack, I returned to room 103 of the VIP building with good expectations for the future and slept soundly.

The next morning, unexpectedly, the squad leader and Gong Caicai came to visit me together.

======= dividing line ========= popularity rankings, Uncle Fireball's momentum is unstoppable! After only a few chapters, he dominated Group B, and was successfully promoted to Group A! Compared with Peng Tousi, Uncle Fireball is now a man who is closer to the pseudo-Niang Chrysanthemum! It's only 15 votes away!