Xiucai meets soldiers, reasonable...... If you don't fight, it's a bad seed!

I Yu Xiaoxi is also a high-achieving student who graduated from a professional university, so it shouldn't be too much to call me Xiucai. Now I'm a showman, I'm in trouble, I've met a soldier, to be precise, a robbery.

"You...... What do you want to do? "Although I have already anticipated the other party's intentions, I must not mess up, otherwise the consequences will be unbearable.

"No, we don't want to do anything, it's just that we've been a little tight on money lately, so we want to borrow some pocket money from you, brother." took the lead in a yellow-haired kid who sang a promise to me, those who dare to rob in the past two years also have professional ethics, and thieves also know how to salute before soldiers?

"I said, dude, you're too blind...... The eyes are too rusty, do you look at me like a rich lord? To be honest, I can't wait to make a living with your big brothers now, how about taking me with you if you don't dislike my little brothers? As you know, the economy is sluggish these days, and many big bosses are bankrupt! It's better to do your job and make a profit. "In the face of this situation, we must first stay calm, and secondly, we must try to stabilize the other party, and I am now using the most useful trick on the rivers and lakes to deal with this group of outlaws.

"Phew, don't pretend to be pitiful here, dare to say that you don't have any money with your famous brand? Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and leave all the valuable things on your body to me, if Lao Tzu is happy, maybe he will spare your kid's life. "I'll just say that I'm not suitable to wear such a famous brand, but Chi Tiantian, you damn girl, have to let me wear it, what about now, let's get into trouble! You said that if we were dressed in rustic clothes now, which robber would be blind to us! As the so-called thieves also have a way, robbing ordinary people is not only morally unpassable, but at least it is a loss of style! Aren't those green forest heroes in ancient times like this, robbing the rich and helping the poor, maybe they will not only not rob us, but also give us a few steel hammers to buy food and clothing!

"Listen to me, big brothers, I really don't have much of value on me this time. Why don't I give you an IOU first, and I'll go home and get the money to send to a few of you?" As the saying goes, we don't owe the old annual salary in the New Year, we are all happy people, and we will never owe migrant workers wages! "I continued to wrestle with them, which is called ...... in the art of war What is this called?

"You're a three-year-old, are you so easy to deceive? Don't talk nonsense to Lao Tzu, hurry up and give me the initiative while Lao Tzu is not angry now, otherwise when we do it ourselves, then it will be as simple as borrowing you some money. ", when have the robbers become so clever all these years, how do they know I'm lying to them? No wonder they all say that the criminals are highly intelligent, and it seems that trying to confuse them with words has not succeeded.

"Well, since you don't believe me, I can't help it, if you want to do it, you can hurry up. I can tell you, I really don't have anything of value on me other than this outfit. But...... If you want to say that there are any valuable things, I just finished two bottles of foreign wine not long ago, and that guy is too expensive, at least a few thousand yuan a bottle. But it's hard to take out this wine after drinking it, so you're not embarrassed to go to the toilet with me, right? "I have no fear in the face of danger, and I continue to hold on to them without changing my face. Isn't it just a few robbers, I want Lao Tzu to participate in the Anti-Japanese War...... Hey, what's wrong with my legs, how old and shivering!

"Damn, you kid was deliberately laughing at us, weren't you? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will open your gut right now and let you pour out all the horse urine you have drunk? "Cut, who wouldn't scare people, this big court, murder will be arrested and imprisoned, and if it's not good, I'll be shot, do you think I'm ...... Obediently, now it's on a deserted road, and it's pitch black all around, it's the night when the moon is dark and the wind is high, and no one cares if they chop me up!

"Hehe, big brother, are you joking with me, I know that what you do is to make money and not kill you, and I have no grudge with you in the past and no enmity in the near future, why do you have to kill me? But I really don't have anything of value on me, if you like me, I'll take it off for you right away, and please let us both go!" "At the critical moment, you have to give up the car to protect the handsome, isn't it just a brand-name suit, the right to fall into the toilet when washing clothes and was flushed to the Atlantic, you can still buy the clothes if you lose them, but if this person is gone, it will ......

"It's okay, you don't have it on you, but the young lady next to you definitely has something of value on her, let's just search her body." The eldest brother in the lead looked at Xiao Tiantian beside me with an obscene face, and his posture was like a hungry wolf seeing a fat sheep. Oops, how did I forget this one. This robber will rob in addition to robbing money, if I am alone today, at most a few of them will be stripped naked and go back. Anyway, no one saw it at night, right, but not now, there is a big girl next to me, and it will not be possible if it falls into their hands...... Chi Tiantian, Chi Tiantian, why do you have to cause me such necessary trouble when it is unnecessary!

"Don't, big brother, don't be impulsive! If you are coming at me, you must not attack this underage girl! She is still young, she is still an unbloomed flower bone, this is the future of our motherland, you can't destroy the future flowers of our motherland and become a sinner for the ages who are spurned by thousands of people! "I quickly stepped forward, and this is the time for heroes to save beauty.

"Brother Yu, I'm ...... I'm afraid! Britney grabbed my wrist tightly, looking lonely and helpless. I quickly blocked her behind me, patted her little hand and comforted her not to be afraid, I was in front of her in everything!

"Fuck, if you tell me not to come nonsense, I won't come nonsense, wouldn't I be very shameless in that way? Brothers, give it to me, a few of our brothers are going to have meat today! "AS THE LEADER GREETS US, A GROUP OF JACKALS WITH YIN'S SMILE BEGIN TO APPROACH US.

"Stop, stop, brothers, listen to me, it's immoral for you to bully an unarmed girl like this, and you will be punished!" I protected Britney tightly and confronted them with righteous words. However, I am soft-spoken, and the effect is not very ideal.

"Stinky boy, get out of the way for me, don't disturb Lao Tzu's good deeds, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will launch a ruthless attack to explode your chrysanthemum! Tut-tut, looking at this young lady's delicate appearance is pitiful, is it still an unbudding daisy? Hahaha, Lao Tzu earned it today, and he actually played a C girl! After going back this time, some people have said that Lao Tzu has never tasted what it is like to be a C woman! THE ELDEST BROTHER YIN EVIL STARED AT THE IMPORTANT PARTS OF XIAO TIANTIAN'S BODY, AND HIS SALIVA WAS ABOUT TO FLOW OUT. Obediently, this guy's taste won't be so heavy, why don't you even let me go, and you want to explode my ...... Oops, I can't help but cover my ass with my hands just thinking about it. But he just seemed to say that Britney might be a C girl, God, is what he said true?

"Sweet, you...... Are you ...... "Fuck, my TMD brain was hit by an aircraft carrier, it's all at this time, I still have the heart to think about that thing, I TMD should thunder one day!"

"Jade Creek, you...... You bastard! Ah, Brother Yu save me, save me, I ...... I'm scared! Britney's tears were scared, and she ducked into my arms to hide. Now I may be her only supporter, and if I don't even care about her, she'll be really finished. When I thought of this, I felt a wave of pride, and that heroic spirit was stimulated. So I shouted: Stop! That one...... They don't seem to have done it yet, at most they are moving. By the way, it's a stop, if anyone dares to take a step further, I will end up with you......

"What's the matter, boy, don't you want to be a hero to save the beauty, don't you look at how many pounds and taels you have, are you the material TMD?" As soon as the eldest brother took the lead and pulled me away, those dirty hands were about to grab Britney. At this critical moment, I was in a hurry, and quickly shouted: Stop!

"What's wrong with you, brothers, take this obstructive guy aside for me to loosen his muscles, and I'll replace you when I'm done with my brother!" The eldest brother who took the lead looked at me fiercely, and I took this opportunity to step forward and pull Britney over and hold her in my arms.

"This big brother, listen to me, it's not that I want to deliberately disturb your beautiful things, but there is something I have to say to you. This...... This is a matter of happiness for the rest of your life, but it is a matter of life! "I deliberately alarmistically stopped them in order to arouse their ideas. Sure enough, after listening to my words, the bandits really became alert and temporarily stopped attacking us.

"What do you say quickly, if you can't tell the reason today, Lao Tzu and his brothers will blow up your chrysanthemum!" Fuck, TMD came to explode my chrysanthemum again, is Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum so attractive? But I've got to be careful, these bastards aren't easy to mess with, and they can't really do it. As you know, there have been a lot of homosexuals in the past two years, and I am so handsome and chic, fat and fat, gay people can just like me. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but touch my ass again, it's okay, it's still my own.

"You don't know, don't look at this chick who looks like a fairy, beating Xi Shi Yang Yuhuan. But she is sick, and it is a very, very serious incurable disease. You must have heard of this disease, which is what we often call AIDS! "Now I can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, I hope this trick can work. The big guy also knows that AIDS is currently a terminal disease that cannot be cured, and once it is diagnosed, wait for death. And its transmission route is very special, in addition to mother-to-child transmission and blood transmission, the other is ...... You know, and hopefully these bastards do.

Sure enough, the bastards all took a few steps back after hearing my words, and their faces were full of horror. This is exactly what I wanted, and it seems that they were bluffed by my words. That's fine, the two of us are now hopeful of getting out. But just as I was secretly rejoicing and celebrating the success of my plan, tragedy struck. A flying disaster appeared, which was in response to the sentence: blessing, disaster depends.

"Yu Xiaoxi, you bastard, you have AIDS!" Britney's words immediately changed the whole situation.

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