Chapter 66: Dodge
There is a saying that there is not enough success and more than failure, which is probably about those self-righteous women.
There is no doubt that Miss Chi Tiantian belongs to this kind of big-chested and brainless woman, do you know how Hitler and Napoleon died? was killed by a woman like her.
"Chi Tiantian, you stupid pig, you will die if you don't speak!" I couldn't help but scold this eldest lady in anger, yes, you said how good it was for you to keep your mouth shut honestly, and as soon as you spoke, all my plans were disrupted. It's over, even if I say it, the bandits won't believe it. This Xiao Tiantian saw me scolding her, and wanted to refute her, but when she saw that gang of hooligans surround her again, she was already frightened. Screamed and hid in my arms again, Auntie, aren't you obviously covering your ears and stealing the bell, do you think my chest is really as wide as the sea, can't they find it if you bury your head in it?
"Stinky boy, you dare to fool us! I see you're impatient, brothers tied him up for me, Lao Tzu is going to explode his chrysanthemum in front of that chick today! "The eldest brother in the lead is annoyed and angry, this is over, it seems that my Yu Xiaoxi's chastity can't be kept. I didn't expect that the C male membrane that I had worked so hard to keep for more than 20 years was probably going to be broken today, and what made me even more heartbroken was that the guy who took my first time was still a man, and he had the same skills as me. Oh my God, that's how I'm going to see people in the future. Daddy, mother, my son is not filial, I'm sorry for you! Ancestor, ancestor, your descendant Yu Xiaoxi, I will disgrace you today! God, Lord, come and save ...... Fuck you, we're mourning here! Isn't Lao Tzu still good, how can you give up until the last moment! Besides, even if I was QJD, how many times did I resist, but I haven't resisted yet, am I just going to give in? Am I the kind of passivist who likes to be passive? Come to think of me, it's a bit like that.
"Look, police!" At this moment of life and death, a flash of inspiration flashed in my head, and similar plots in many bloody TV series immediately flashed in front of my eyes. Yes, when facing the gangsters, you can buy yourself a little time to escape by trying to distract them. So I put my hand behind them, and sure enough, out of subconscious and instinctive instinct, a few of them immediately turned their heads around. Even Britney immediately raised her head from my arms, and at that moment I saw her eyes burst with joy that she was about to be rescued. Fool, where are the policemen, that's my brother and I'm fooling them!
But I didn't bother to explain to her, and in the third of the seconds before she could react, I had already pulled her away. By the time the bastards reacted, we were already more than a dozen meters away.
"! Dog's day is playing us again, brothers chase! "I heard the annoyed yelling of the bastards behind me, but I don't have time to talk to them, so if I don't run now, I'll wait for a while!
I grabbed Britney's wrist and ran wildly, and at this moment, I heard Britney's slightly crying voice in my ears.
"Brother Yu, I'm wearing high heels, I can't run fast!" Damn, this damn Nizijing made a mess for me when she burned her eyebrows. I'll just say that you women usually die if you are less stinky and beautiful, why do you like to wear high heels? There's something nice about that thing, it's tall and pointy and uncomfortable to wear. I really don't know what other benefits high heels can do besides being able to reach a man's mouth while kissing. How about now, when you are in danger, you will be dragged ...... Hold us back!
"Oh, you're such a nuisance, I'll change into flats as soon as I get back!" Now was no time to blame her, so I quickly crouched down to help her take off her high heels and carry them in my hands. Time is of the essence now, and I can't guarantee that her pink Sayuri will keep her fresh.
The pursuers from behind were coming, and I quickly stood up and pulled her to continue to flee for my life. In this way, I ran desperately with her high heels in one hand and her in the other. I don't care about what she gasps for and says to me that she can't run or something like that, anyway, if we are caught by that gang, the two of us will really be doomed.
There is a saying that it is called the road of heaven and earth, and just when we were about to lose it, piles of dense bushes suddenly appeared next to the road in front of us. Probably the flowers and plants planted on the green roads, now they are our only saviors. Taking advantage of the dark night, I pulled Britney and hid in the bushes at once. I hope God will open his eyes and give us these little couples, no, two young people a way out. Please, but don't let them find out about us.
Fortunately, there was a small river dug by hand behind the bushes, and the water in it seemed to be still flowing. Under the light of the miserable white street lamp, there seemed to be a small black shadow on the river. I guessed that it must have been a stone bridge to facilitate the flow of people. I figured that the gang must have seen it when we got into the bushes just now, so if we hid in the bushes, they would soon find them. Now it seems that there is only one way, so go down to the river and hide in the water, only then it is possible to escape their tracking. I didn't have time to think about it anymore, so I pulled Britney and went down to the river, and then quickly drilled into the hole of the small bridge.
Luckily, the river wasn't deep, and it was just over our chests. And now that summer has just passed, the temperature is not low, and the river is not cold, otherwise we would have frozen to death if we did not drown. It was so easy to come to the bottom of the bridge cave, it seems that God has really manifested his spirit, and he is really helping us. There are a lot of aquatic plants growing around the bridge cave, and it is difficult for others to find that there are people hiding in the bridge and cave with these aquatic plants as cover. The two of us buried the lower half of our bodies in the water, hiding behind the aquatic weeds and only one head was exposed. It wasn't until then that I remembered that I didn't know how to swim, and it seemed that instinct can really overcome fear when faced with danger.
Soon the gang did catch up, and they wandered outside the bushes for a while, then began to search the bushes, and finally they came to the little river through the bushes. It seems that I was really prescient, and if we did hide in the bushes, they might have been captured alive by now. But we can't say we're completely safe right now, because the place where we're hiding is just a few steps away from them. If it weren't for the darkness and the river as a cover, we would have been exposed to their sight, but if we killed them, we wouldn't have thought that we would be hiding in the water.
"Brothers, look for me, they must be nearby!" The voice of the leading brother is still so annoying, if it weren't for the fact that there was a girl next to me and I couldn't let go, I would have rushed out to play with him at this moment.
Thinking of Xiao Tiantian, I couldn't help but look down at her, that little girl was now like a wounded fawn, and the three souls and seven spirits were almost scared. His body trembled, and his teeth chattered slightly. The whole delicate body was leaning against my arms, and if it weren't for the scene in front of me, I really thought she was frozen. To put her at ease, I reached out and hugged her tightly, gently rubbing her back. Now that I am the enemy, I can't take care of it so much, although I suffer a lot by doing this, but for the sake of the overall situation, I can only suffer a loss. Just let you take advantage of it, but this is just a special case, don't take it as an example, don't take it as an example, don't know it!
Minutes passed, and the bastards still hadn't found us. And so there was a disagreement among them.
"Boss, in my opinion, the two of them must have fallen into the river and drowned, otherwise I will go into the water to fish for their bodies, right?"
"No, Boss, I think they must have snuck away while we were searching. That kid was so cunning just now, I think it must have been an illusion when we saw the two of them in the bushes just now, and that kid must have deliberately created it to confuse us. Let's think they're hiding in the bushes, when in fact they're trying to sneak away while we're searching! "Oh shit, this bastard's analysis makes too much sense. How could I not have thought of such a subtle plan just now? Exercise! It turns out that there are military advisors among the hooligans, and if I had known, I would have done what he said, so as not to suffer by soaking in water as I do now.
"Well, the second one analyzed it well. It seems that we have really fallen for that kid's plan, I think they must not be able to run far now, brothers chase me! The big brother in the lead gave an order, and the gang of puppies immediately left here with them.
Obediently, these bastards are finally gone, and Lao Tzu is finally relieved now. In order to prevent them from returning, we must now leave this place of right and wrong. Thinking of this, I quickly pulled Britney out of the river, my body was already soaked, and it was really cold with a little wind blowing cold. You must go back to my house at once, or this little girl's weak body will definitely get sick.
We came out of the river, and the mud and sand in the water were all over our feet. I'm better, in my shoes. Britney is miserable, barefoot. I saw her pouting in disgust and cursing constantly. I secretly thought it was ridiculous, she was a young lady who usually didn't touch the mud with her fingers, but now she must be ridiculous to look like a mud child. But I didn't have time to laugh at her, so I simply washed the mud off her feet in the river, and then took her high heels and put them on her feet.
After that, the two of us hid behind a winter tree on the side of the road and waited for a taxi, and although the gang of robbers left, we still couldn't be careless. Britney shrunk into my arms inch by inch, I knew that she must have frightened her this time, and I had to comfort her when I went back. At the moment, the clothes on our bodies are wet, I'm better, there is a thick suit to block it, but Britney is ...... She was originally wearing a silk skirt, the kind of clothing that was quite thin, but now her hot body is exposed after being wet. OH MY GOD, ISN'T THIS THE LEGENDARY WET SHEN TEMPTATION? Through the thin layer of fabric, I could even see the shape of her underwear. Oh no, the nosebleed is going to come down, I need to stop it. I immediately took off my coat and wrapped her upper body, although this did not have the effect of warmth, but it had the effect of blocking the vision of the wolf. Hey, am I SE wolf?
The taxi finally came and we were finally saved. Sitting in the back seat, I gasped for breath, and Britney also snuggled into my arms. I originally wanted to push her away, and you have enough cheap to take advantage of, so you can't get an inch. But then I thought about it, and now that we are both the rest of our lives, we can just do it.
"Tiantian, how was it tonight?" I asked her teasingly, I thought she would complain to me, but this little girl smiled happily, her face was full of wonder.
"Brother Yu, tonight is really exciting, let's come back tomorrow night, shall we?"
Damn, still coming? Spare me!
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