Chapter 871: Back to the Black Cauldron
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"Don't worry......" Nie Canglong nodded, and with another flick of his hand, six arrows pierced into the six flags in turn, exactly the same order as the previous round.
The second arrow was pierced into the zodiac flag, and the corpse insect under its banner suddenly struggled greatly decreased.
Immediately afterwards, the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and six zodiac flags each had seven arrows inserted into them, and the corpse insects under them could not be changed at all.
"What's next??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and asked.
"I'll chant the incantation below, you go up and pull down the spirit flag, wave it three times to the left, five times to the right, and then plant the flag on the ......," the girl said lightly.
"Swing left three times, right swing five times......" Nie Canglong's head broke out in a cold sweat, "I don't have such a big ability, I wave the flag left and right, the number is different, can I wave it back?" ”
"You stupid ......" the girl gave the man a blank look, "you swing from the right to the left, you swing to the left three times, and then swing back to the right, isn't that the left three right five??" ”
"So that's the case......" Nie Canglong smiled embarrassedly, jumped on the altar with a jump, pulled up the spirit flag, and then waved it left and right.
The girl also took the opportunity to start chanting the incantation, and a strange liliang emanated from her body and stretched to infinity.
Choke......
Nie Canglong finished waving the flag and replanted it on the altar, making a sound of gold and iron.
"Roar ......" a roar that shook the soul, and a huge bear-shaped phantom was pulled into the altar by an invisible force, and instantly submerged into the spirit flag, and on the black flag, a brown and black bear image appeared in an instant.
"Woo ......" A sharp and piercing birdsong came, and a bird-shaped phantom was pulled into the altar by an invisible force, and it also disappeared into the spirit flag in an instant. Underneath the image of the Great Bear, a large blue-black bird figure appears.
"Woo ......" a tiger roared, and a tiger-shaped phantom was pulled into the altar by an invisible force, and submerged into the spirit flag, and next to the bear, a big black and yellow tiger appeared.
......With a series of rattling sounds, the phantom of an ape and a deer was pulled by an invisible force, and instantly submerged into the spirit flag, and the image of a deer and an ape appeared on the flag.
"Ang ......" With a terrible dragon groan, a huge dragon-shaped phantom was also pulled by an invisible force. In an instant, it disappeared into the spirit flag, and in the center of the flag, an image of a coiling dragon appeared.
"It's amazing...... Nie Canglong looked stupid, "This nail-headed seven arrows is too weird, right??" ”
"Is this still weird??" The girl pursed her lips, "There are too many secret techniques of our Miao family to count, and these nail-headed seven arrows are relatively mild......
"Awesome......" Nie Canglong gave the girl a thumbs up, "It's really amazing, if you want to assassinate someone in the future, it's convenient, fast and efficient......"
"What assassination of individuals??" The girl rolled her eyes. "The effect of the seven arrows on the nail head is just luck, do you think these six little animals are dead?? Just kidding......"
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, "You mean ......"
"I mean to say. I have forcibly deprived these six little animals of their luck, and in the future, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, eat meat and eat nails, and eat mouse feces when they eat......" The girl smiled evilly. Said.
"This ......" Nie Canglong was stupid when he heard the girl say this, "You are tantamount to a prank, right??" ”
"What prank??" The girl rolled her eyes. "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, I took away their luck, it is better than killing them, your knife technique has traces of Qi Jiguang, do you know how Qi Jiguang chose soldiers? ? When people choose soldiers, they are all counted as eight characters, look at the face, and don't want to die, because that rat feces can spoil a pot of porridge, and I have the same nail-headed seven arrows, I robbed them of their luck, let them be unlucky, and their bad luck will be transmitted to their collective, in this way, don't you understand? ? ”
"This is as terrible as letting Secretary Qin defect......" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and couldn't help but sigh.
"Although you are indeed lacking in virtue when you say this, it is really such a reason......" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.
"It's too vicious...... Nie Canglong sighed, "It's too vicious......
"Vicious what??" The girl pursed her lips, "These goblins are so shameless, how can I not be too ...... to them"
"That's right......" Nie Canglong nodded, "These goblins are so shameless, I've never seen such shameless goblins......"
"It's just ......" Bai Susu looked angry, "These goblins are so shameless, it's just a shame for us goblins, it's really hateful, and they have lowered the grade of our goblins for nothing......"
"I said Qin Xiaoniuniu......" Bian Lanlan glanced at the girl, "What happened to the six little animals that were nailed to the ground??" Are they dead?? ”
"It's not ......dead," the girl pursed her lips, "These six small animals have cut off all ties with their bodies, if you like it, just pick one of yourself as a pet to keep, this is a half-step demon beast pet, take it out and pull the wind......"
"I want to get a mount...... Bian Lanlan blinked, "can you give me that big bird?" ”
"Of course......," the girl nodded, "Isn't it just a bird?" You take it......"
"Okay......" Bian Lanlan was immediately happy, flew up to the altar, and picked up the big bird under the chicken.
"I want ...... too" Bai Susu looked hot, "Master, I want ...... too"
"Which do you want??" The girl glanced at Bai Susu and asked.
"I want that dragon, but it's male, I'm a little ......," Bai Susu said with a tangled face.
"Little green snake, castrate that dragon and give it to Su Su as a mount......" The girl glanced at the man and said.
"Okay......" Nie Canglong hurriedly responded, waving his hand. A sword qi stabbed at Huang Long, castrating it in an instant, and a bloody thing fell out, which made people look shocking.
"This dragon whip is just right ......for Uncle Zheng," Nie Canglong grinned, "Uncle Zheng needs this thing the most......
"Ahem...... the girl coughed twice, "I think it's appropriate for your father......"
"My dad doesn't need this ......" Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time, what kind of daughter-in-law is this?? Is that what you can say? You're too taboo-free, aren't you??
"You're not your mother, how do you know you don't need to??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.
"I said no, I don't need it......" Nie Canglong glared at the girl, and then took a deep breath. Uncle Zheng, come out and collect the whip......"
"What??" Zheng Dongfang's figure appeared next to Nie Canglong, "What are you telling me to do??" Are you going to give me an official to do?? Let me tell you, my favorite thing as a person is to be a leader......"
"It's not a leader...... Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and pointed to the dragon whip on the altar, "That dragon whip is still fresh, you can take it quickly, I know you need this thing......"
"Who needs it??" Zheng Dongfang was in a hurry at that time. "What do I need this thing for?? Why are you talking so uncharacteristically, kid?? ”
"Aren't you going to honor your father-in-law??" Nie Canglong looked at Zheng Dongfang with a surprised expression, "Could it be that you got some news that you didn't have?" Festival mourning changes ......"
"Huh??" Zheng Dongfang was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "Yes." I forgot about my father-in-law, indeed, my father-in-law needs this thing......" and jumped onto the altar with a. Put away the dragon whip.
"That's shameless, isn't it??" The girl looked at Zheng Dongfang's obscene energy, and she was a little angry in her heart, "He is used to letting his father-in-law carry the black cauldron......"
"Don't worry......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl. I promise not to let my father-in-law carry the black cauldron, not only will I not let my father-in-law carry the black cauldron, my father-in-law has a black cauldron, and I will carry the ...... for him."
"Who is rare about you......" The girl gave the man a white look, "Look at your stinky virtue, do you have the qualifications to carry the black pot for your father-in-law??" ”
"Then let the eldest brother-in-law carry ......" Nie Canglong was not polite at all, "The eldest brother-in-law, who is serious, always has the qualifications to carry the black cauldron, right?" ”
"...... the girl kicked the man, "Who likes to take care of you......"
"What's that......" Nie Canglong smiled, "If you're not happy, then I'll continue to recite it, this thing is a mind, I promise, it's more thoughtful than any eldest brother-in-law......"
"Su Su ......" The girl didn't even look at the man, "Your mount has been cleaned up, hurry up and take it down......"
"Alas......" Bai Susu immediately responded happily, then climbed onto the altar and led the yellow dragon down.
"I said......" Nie Canglong couldn't help frowning when he saw Zheng Dongfang still wandering around the altar, "Why haven't you come down yet?" ”
"I found out......" Zheng Dongfang shook his head slightly, "This tiger, deer, bear, and this little monkey are all male, my father-in-law's health has not been very good, if you make up for it, it will cost the old nose money......"
"I said, can you stop being so obscene??" The girl rolled her eyes, "If you want their whips, you can just say it, can you always pull your father-in-law??" ”
"Why am I just pulling my father-in-law?? What I'm saying is the truth...... Zheng Dongfang was not happy, "If Canglong's father comes, I promise to bring Canglong's grandfather in......"
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned, "What you said is still quite reasonable, why don't you hand over the dragon whip, and I will let my father honor my grandfather??" ”
"I didn't say anything...... Zheng Dongfang was stunned, and then laughed, "You heard it just now, it wasn't me ......who spoke just now."
"It's not you who speak, is it you fart??" The girl pursed her lips and said disdainfully.
"Yes......" Zheng Dongfang nodded vigorously, "I was farting just now......"
"What did you fart just now??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou came out of the villa, "Son, why did your mother go??" ”
"My mother is home...... Nie Canglong glanced at his father, "Give my grandparents, grandparents, and grandparents to send the elixir to ......."
"Oh......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded, walked over to his unlucky son, and glanced at the huge altar. What did you just say about fart?? ”
"Uncle......" the girl began to complain, "you have a good son......"
"Oh??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was happy at the time, "How is my son doing??" ”
"We caught a dragon, the one in Su Su's hand, did you see it??" The girl pursed her lips and said.
"What's wrong??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glanced at the yellow dragon in Bai Susu's hand, "It's beautiful, it should be a female, right?" You see it's bleeding......"
"Dad......" Nie Canglong glanced at his father, and there were black lines on his head, "Xiaojun is your daughter-in-law." How do you say such a thing to her?? ”
"Uh......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou suddenly became embarrassed, "I just said it......"
"What are you talking nonsense? What daughter-in-law?? The girl glared at the man, "My uncle and I are buddies, good buddies, are you ...... uncle" As she spoke, she patted Comrade Nie Shenzhou on the shoulder.
"That's ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou suddenly became proud, "Xiaojun and I are buddies, there is nothing that can't be said......"
"If you're buddies, what about me??" Nie Canglong immediately smiled bitterly.
"Get out of the way......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou kicked his unlucky son. Jun, let's continue to talk about what happened just now......"
"Who are these people??" Nie Canglong sighed, "You look like an elder, okay?" Dad, you've passed the days of eagle lackeys. Do you accept reality well? You're now a man with a daughter-in-law, a son, and a daughter-in-law......"
"Get out of the way......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son, "Dare to interject again." Big mouth pumping you ......"
"Uncle......" The girl patted Comrade Nie Shenzhou on the shoulder, "If I tell you how your son is good, I promise you will definitely not slap him in the mouth." I'm not even going to slap him in the big mouth again in my life......"
"Oh??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes lit up at that time, "Tell me, how is my son a good way??" ”
"See the blood on that yellow dragon??" The girl pursed her lips, "The first thing I want to tell you is that this yellow dragon is a male ......."
Then he said...... "Comrade Nie Shenzhou raised his eyebrows, as if he had grasped something.
"Will there be blood on its body?? That's because your son had an operation on it......" The girl sneered at the man.
"Huh??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou frowned, and followed the girl's gaze to look at his unlucky son, "You two frowned in front of me, don't you take me too seriously?" ”
"Ahem......" the girl's face turned red, "Look at the injured part of the yellow dragon, you should know what kind of operation it is, right?" That's right, you guessed it, your son castrated that yellow dragon......"
"Son, you're good......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou immediately gave his son a thumbs up, "Dad is proud of you......"
"Ahem...... the girl coughed twice, "Don't be too busy being proud, you'll be proud of him in a while......"
"Jun, don't talk about it, okay??" Nie Canglong's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, "I know I'm wrong, let's stop here, how about it??" ”
"Don't......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou raised his eyebrows, "Listen to half a bit, aren't you torturing me?" ”
"Since your son has operated on Huanglong, there must be a ...... after the operation" The girl glanced at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "Did you say uncle??" ”
"Hiss......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou gasped, and his eyes suddenly turned red, "That's right, it's true......"
"I said......" The girl pouted, "Uncle has a hobby of collecting specimens, after all, it is an object on the dragon's body, and it must be collectible, or make it into a specimen for Uncle to collect, but your son thinks that thing is too disgusting, so he will give it to Uncle Zheng directly......"
"Son......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's head suddenly appeared one by one, looking at the unlucky son, he began to grit his teeth, "I don't smoke your big mouth, Dad will never smoke your big mouth in the future......"
"Dad, do you want dignity anymore??" Nie Canglong looked at his father's state, and couldn't help but take two steps back at that time, "Let me tell you, you are not normal people, let me tell you, although Xiaojun is more strong, but she is a woman after all, and she is also your daughter-in-law, you should not have taboos when you speak, you should have a little demeanor ......" said, and looked at the girl, "Xiaojun too, you should be a bit like a woman, although my father-in-law does want a son, but the fact that you are a daughter is iron-clad is a fact, You can't really treat my dad like a buddy......"
"I think so too......" Zheng Dongfang nodded vigorously, "Father-in-law should have the appearance of a father-in-law, a father-in-law without majesty, he will not be able to move in the future, he will be bullied by his daughter-in-law, and daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law must have the appearance of a daughter-in-law, you must not treat your father-in-law as a buddy, this is not right, treat your father-in-law as a buddy, this is a very bad behavior, what do you let your husband think of you?? Does your husband treat you as a daughter-in-law, or as an uncle? Isn't this scientific......"
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