Chapter 872: Dividing the Wine
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"My uncle and I are iron buddies, and my aunt and I are iron sisters, you don't understand this kind of feeling...... " The girl pouted and said.
"Hmph......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled coldly, "Can I tell you how Xiaojun and I went on a killing spree in the casino?" I'm sure I won't tell you ......."
"Uncle......" A black line appeared on the girl's head, "If you don't say it......
"Isn't that a mouthful??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled embarrassedly, "I didn't want to say it, it's all about making them anxious......"
"You've been to the casino??" Nie Canglong glanced at his father and his unlucky daughter-in-law, "When is it??" ”
"Can I tell you it was the year before last??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou pursed his lips, "Son, let me tell you, if it weren't for your mother pulling us back, you would be a proper rich and handsome ...... now."
"I said stop it, let's stop it, I've won a lot, Auntie has to listen, I have to come to the big one, zuihou The money we won in partnership made her lose......" The girl said with a look of annoyance.
"Where did you gamble??" Nie Canglong took a deep breath, "You guys even formed a group to gamble, it's good, ...... you"
"We in China, where can we gamble legally??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.
"Oh......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but suddenly, "The year before last, you said that you wanted to see the shemale, dare you to see the shemale go like this?" ”
"Anyway, it's not far away, by the way......" The girl smiled, "I told you, we won a billion yuan together, if it weren't for your mother's zuihou, we would have to drive a luxury car and live in a villa now......"
"It's good that you lost again......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, "You won a billion yuan, do you think you can bring it back?" ”
"Why can't you??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was not happy. "Let me tell you, we are not rootless duckweed, your grandfather used to be a soldier, and many of the soldiers he brought out were in high positions, let's put it this way, privileges or something, we can't say anything, but as long as they are in China, no one dares to touch our ......"
"Yes......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips. If my grandfather didn't have such a great ability, you wouldn't be able to do it until now, and you still take your daughter-in-law to gamble with your daughter-in-law, you are really good......"
"What's wrong??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou immediately became angry, "I gambled, didn't it all go for you?" For you to become rich and handsome, how much I sacrificed, do you know? ? At that time, I lost all the billion, and your father and I almost jumped off the stairs......"
"I can prove it......" the girl nodded, "if it weren't for the burglar windows in that casino." You don't have a dad now......"
"Am I easy??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou wiped away his tears, "Haven't I been all for you??" ”
"Dare to love is like that??" Zheng Dongfang sighed, "No wonder you are buddies......"
"You don't know......," the girl gave the man a blank look, "and the uncle's sideburns were white." Later, I dyed him black, so I didn't let you see it, do you know all this? ? ”
"Dad......" Nie Canglong gave his father a thumbs up, "You are really capable." You're so personable, you ......."
"Hey......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was not happy at that time, "How can you talk??" If it had been you, you would have become a billionaire. All of a sudden, you're a poor bastard again, I don't believe you still have any demeanor......"
"I didn't mean this......" Nie Canglong pouted, "What I'm saying is that you actually took your daughter-in-law to such a jishu place in the casino, I admire your ......"
"Ahem...... the girl coughed lightly, "Uncle, I didn't expect it, you would take me to such a place, I admire you very much......"
"What do you mean by that??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was anxious at that time, "Xiaojun, let's say in good conscience, who said it in the first place, is it so easy to see a ladyboy??" Anyway, it's not far away, it's a crime to pass and not enter, don't gamble twice, I'm sorry why the gambling king is coming?? ”
"Is this this??" The girl looked up at the sky, "Auntie said that, right??" ”
"Wow...... Nie Canglong looked at the girl and sneered, "You instigated the gambling thing?" Hum hum hum ......"
"What happened to me who instigated it??" The girl was immediately unhappy, and glared at the man angrily, "I'll tell you, if it weren't for your mother, my sister, I would have to bet on zuihou, I am now a proper Bai Fumei, I have already calculated it, the prosperity and decline, the gambling luck has run out, hurry up and stop, your mother has to listen, you have to come to a big one, how about zuihou?? Let me tell you, my Rolls-Royce, that one is goodbye to me, I cried at the time, you know?? ”
"Are you really crying??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "Do you think I'll believe it?" ”
"I can prove that Xiaojun is really crying......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou jumped out, "Son, don't you know, Xiaojun was crying at the time, it was really earth-shattering, crying and shouting, my Rolls-Royce, my Rolls-Royce, that is really sad for the hearer, and crying for the listener......"
"I didn't know anything before...... the girl waved her hand, "Now that I have a spaceship, I will definitely not drive a Rolls-Royce, I can't afford to lose that person, right??" ”
"It's a pity...... Zheng Dongfang actually felt quite painful when he heard it, a billion, if he said no, it would be gone, and no one could stand it.
"That can't be helped...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "Fortunately, we set aside the capital at that time, otherwise, we would really be in pain......"
"I said......" Nie Canglong took a deep breath, "You zuihou, what are you gambling on??" Why did you lose a billion at once?? ”
"A small island in the Pacific Ocean...... the girl sighed, "it's worth two and a half billion dollars, I heard that there is a county town as big, do you think, if I win the island, then I will have a private territory......"
"Ahem...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou coughed twice, "This matter of private territory, let's not say whose it is, the key is that we didn't win?" Say this. What's the point?? You say yes, right? ”
"But when my aunt gambled, she said, one billion belongs to you, and the island belongs to me......" The girl pouted and said.
"Okay......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "Dare to love you and divide the spoils evenly??" Don't talk about gambling......"
"Who's??" The girl glared at the man, "The head of gambling, did I pull it out?" ”
"Ahem...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou coughed twice, "No one is allowed to talk about this matter in the future, and now we even have a planet." It's like a billion dollars, a small island in the Pacific Ocean, that's not a thing, I'm telling you, now, I don't want that kind of thing, I don't want it, the island thing, I can't ......even step on one of my toes."
"Now. You have really become a local tyrant......" Zheng Dongfang gave a thumbs up to Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "Admire and admire ......"
"What is this??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou pursed his lips, "I'll tell you, that thing about the dragon whip." Hurry up and hand it over to me, you said that you are a big man, it is when you are strong, what use do you want that thing for?? You know. Our old man, who is in his nineties, is exactly when he needs this. Do you know what it means to get the most out of it? It's more meaningful to use it for the elderly than for you, a young man, right?? ”
"I said......" Zheng Dongfang's eyes suddenly became vigilant, "How can you ask for something that you gave away??" You have an old man in your family, don't we have one in our family?? My father-in-law is almost 200 years old now, his body is very good, and he eats so well, even if he doesn't do it in that regard, I'm going to take it back to please my mother-in-law, I'm afraid you don't know yet, right? ? I'm fighting with my daughter-in-law, if I don't tell me, can my daughter-in-law let me into the house? ”
"Hey......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou suddenly became angry, "Can you stop talking like this??" This kind of good thing, are you willing to use it for your father-in-law?? What are you kidding? Do you think people will believe it? ”
"What's wrong with me honoring my father-in-law?? My father-in-law raised my dear wife to adulthood, let her give birth to children for me, and raise daughters for me, shouldn't I honor him?? Zheng Dongfang's eyes widened, and he said confidently.
"Let's do this......" Bian Lanlan pouted, "I don't think there's no way to solve it......"
"What about the two of us discussing things, are you a little girl and a little girl to make peace??" Zheng Dongfang glared at Bian Lanlan and said angrily.
"At the moment, it's basically impossible for you to swallow that whip alone, don't you really want to hear my solution??" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips and said.
"This ......" Zheng Dongfang pursed his lips, "Although I do want to know what your solution is, I still have to criticize you for two sentences, such as whips, you can't use the word swallow, a big girl doesn't have a door to speak, this is a joke......"
"Uncle Zheng, you can lose it......" Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes, "Don't you two want to swallow this whip alone??" Look at your jiashi,It's basically impossible.,Speaking of which,I'm going to tell you about it.,How should you use something like a dragon whip?? Isn't it just for making wine? You can soak it in wine first, and when the medicinal wine is ready, the two of you will divide it equally, so that the matter will not be resolved satisfactorily? ? Everyone is their own person, isn't it normal to drink some medicine and wine? ? ”
"That's right......" Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up at that time, "That's indeed the case, Brother Nie, let's soak it in wine and divide it together, how about it??" I'll tell you, I have room to grow, and it only takes ten minutes to make a medicinal wine or something......"
"But I can't believe you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes widened, "If you soak it in a hundred jars of wine, and then give me one jar, how can I use it to honor my eight-hundred-year-old father??" ”
"Didn't you pay back your nineties just now?? Why is it more than 800 years old now?? A black line appeared in Zheng Dongfang's brain.
"Aren't all your father-in-law almost two hundred years old? My father is 800 years old and ...... normal," Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled coldly and said.
"Ahem......" Bian Lanlan coughed twice, "I think it's okay, if you two can trust me, how about letting me make wine for you?" As I said in advance, there is no wine in my own planting space, and you have to provide me ......with the wine for medicinal wine."
"Done. That's it......" Zheng Dongfang nodded, "Lan Lan, I can trust you......"
"I can trust you too......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded, "Lan Lan, in fact, I am very optimistic about you......"
"Really??" When Bian Lanlan heard Comrade Nie Shenzhou say this, her big eyes lit up at that time.
"Don't pull the relationship...... Zheng Dongfang glared at him, "If you want to pull the relationship, you have to wait until the wine is finished before pulling the ......" said, and took out the dragon whip and wine, "The dragon whip and the wine." It's all here, I don't care about anything else, this wine is enough for 800 catties, and when the time comes, my wine can't be less than 400 catties......"
"If you want to say that......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glanced at Bai Susu, "Susu, you can also get some wine, make up a whole number for him, and make up a ...... for 10,000 catties."
"If it's 10,000 catties. Then I'll score five thousand ......" Zheng Dongfang immediately quit, "Anyway, no matter how much, I'll score half of it......"
"Then eight hundred catties per person......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou pouted, "When the time comes." The two of us are 800 pounds each, and the dragon whip after soaking the wine will belong to me......"
"Why??" Zheng Dongfang was immediately unhappy, "Why does the dragon whip belong to you?" I disagree, resolutely disagree......"
"Even if it doesn't belong to me. It can't be yours either......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said with a glaring eye.
"Just go to Lan Lan...... Bai Susu took out eight hundred catties of wine and interjected casually. I have to give Lanlan a little bit of hard work......"
"No need to ......" Bian Lanlan immediately waved her hand, "My father is very strong, he doesn't need that thing at all, besides, a piece of rotten meat that has no medicinal effect, what use do I want it??" With that, he put the dragon whip and 1,600 catties of fine wine into the planting space.
"Look at Lan Lan, how high and bright ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glanced at Zheng Dongfang with disdain, "You have to learn from others......
"Come on...... Zheng Dongfang pouted, "If you want to learn, let's learn together......
"Hmph......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou snorted coldly, "The most annoying thing about you is that you are a pit ...... old man."
"If I'm a cheating father-in-law, then you're a cheating father??" Zheng Dongfang smiled coldly, "The two of us ...... each other"
"Who's with you?? What do I have to do with my dad?? If I cheat on my father, my father is happy, he is afraid that I will not cheat him, and I will stay away from him, I will cheat my father, that is the way to get close to my father......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said with a sneer.
"My father-in-law is too......" Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows, "My father and my mother have been dead for many years, I went to find my daughter-in-law this time, and I plan to live in my father-in-law's house permanently, and even I plan to adjust my work to the city where my father-in-law is located, what does this mean??" This shows that although my father-in-law is not my father-in-law, I will treat him as my father-in-law, as the saying goes, a son-in-law is half, and the pit father-in-law is the same as the pit father, and the reason behind it, I will copy yours, I don't think you will have an opinion......"
"Are you disgusting??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou pursed his lips, "Plagiarism and plagiarism are so reasonable, you are the most shameless person I have ever seen, do you know??" ”
"When students take the college entrance examination, as long as they don't get caught, who doesn't want to copy it?? This is human nature......" Zheng Dongfang said with a sneer.
"But when you copied it, didn't I already catch it?? And it's still a catch......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled coldly, "You are a university lecturer, you are more arrogant than students......"
"I ......" Zheng Dongfang blushed, "Did I plagiarize??" I feel that what you said makes sense, isn't Dad just used to pit? ? I think this is the truth, just like the formula in mathematics, I think this kind of plagiarism, and exam plagiarism, that is not the same thing, it is worth understanding and supporting......"
"This teacher is different from ordinary people, this big truth is one by ......one," Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed.
"Okay, the wine is ready...... "At this time, Bian Lanlan waved his hand, and eight large vat appeared in front of him, which was full of scarlet wine, the wine was as viscous as blood, exuding a strange light, the aroma of wine overflowed, wafting into the nose of people, people couldn't help but revel in it, and in this rich aroma of wine, there was also a strong fishy smell, after all, it was soaked out of that thing, and it was normal to have a little peculiar smell.
"Is this the Dragon Whip Wine??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou leaned on the edge of the tank, shrugged his nose and sniffed vigorously, "It smells so good, it smells so good, it's really the legendary dragon whip wine......
"One person with four cylinders" Zheng Dongfang was not polite, with a wave ......of his hand, he put away the four large cylinders, and collected the four large cylinders, and then put his heart in his stomach, if Comrade Nie Shenzhou collected five cylinders at once, or even eight cylinders, where would he reason? ? Anyway, it's a sure thing if you don't come back.
"Cut ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was also polite, and accepted two jars of wine, "Xiaojun, the remaining two jars are for your father, although I know that it is useless for your father to ask for this, but doesn't your father have two fathers-in-law??" It's still okay to let him use it for his father-in-law......"
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