"Sister, don't listen to his nonsense!!"

Shu Zhe suddenly howled outside the door.

Presumably, he heard me shake and woke up the squad leader, afraid that I would push the responsibility off my body, so he made such a statement.

Shu Zhe, who couldn't get in the door, knocked on the door panel loudly.

"That...... Sister! I was forced! I was really forced! Brother Ye Lin said that if I don't dress up as a pseudo-mother to help him make money, he will break my legs! Still...... And blow my chrysanthemum!! ”

Hearing the word "chrysanthemum" come out of his younger brother's mouth, the squad leader raised his eyebrows, and his questioning gaze followed.

However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head still dangled and dangled like a dog's tail grass......

Shu Zhe continued with jealousy: "Sister! Not only that, but Brother Ye Lin also forced me to give you sleeping pills, planning to violate you while you are asleep! Don't you see he's locking me out! Fortunately, I deliberately put less sleeping pills, so my sister was able to wake up early! ”

, Shu Zhe, your wicked people's ability to sue first is already against the sky! The ability to lie is the same as that of Xiao Qin, and it is a hundred times more vicious!

The squad leader, who had been doubting that he would suddenly fall asleep, suddenly woke up, and immediately touched the lace of his underwear through his clothes, and found that he had no signs of being violated, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

How? Just like when the squad leader rides a bicycle, there is a special way to tie shoelaces, does the squad leader's underwear also have a unique personal wearing style? After the unknowing, you can't put it back on as it is? It's really an obsessive-compulsive disorder soaked in all aspects of life!

"Is what Xiao Zhe said true?"

"I ......" It is impossible to carry this black pot for Shu Zhe, but I have to be careful with my wording so as to reach an agreement with the mouth cannon reserve that I just thought of, otherwise Shu Zhe and I will push back and forth, and the truth will be revealed, and the squad leader should clean up the two of us together.

Seeing that I hesitated for a moment, the squad leader's inky pupils dimmed.

I don't know if it's the sequelae of sleeping pills, the squad leader held his forehead with his hand and bit his lip tightly, as if he had a headache, and as if he was suffering from his heart.

"You liar!"

"Huh?"

"Lie to me and say that I will help Xiaozhe improve his sports performance, and the result is ...... Is it for him to do that kind of thing! He also said that he wanted to ...... Want to explode Xiaozhe's chrysanthemum!? How can your desires be perverted to such an extent! ”

"Hey, I never said I was going to explode Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum! He is the one who falsely accused me! ”

In a hurry to make a confession, I blurted out:

"Besides, although Shu Zhe looks like you after putting on a wig, it's not you after all, why should I use a copycat ......?"

Ah, no, I accidentally said some real thoughts in my head, and I thought about it along the conversation just now, wouldn't I be equivalent to saying: "Even if you want to explode chrysanthemums, you will explode your chrysanthemums from the squad leader!" ”

The squad leader was trembling with anger.

In addition, the cat's ears also trembled, maybe the grilled fish in the food bowl was snatched away, right? What an abominable person is to do such a thing!

“weishenme……”

"Huh?"

"I drank sleeping pills and fell asleep, you didn't do anything to me?"

"Because it was Shu Zhe's own idea to give you sleeping pills, and it has nothing to do with me! I'm a gentleman......"

The squad leader pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "So what is this?" ”

Shu Zhe put the condom he gave me inside, and under the tight hoop of the fabric, the condom's unique annular convex marks were exposed.

"Your brother gave it to me! I didn't bring it! ”

Despite this argument, I know that in this situation, it is not very convincing.

suddenly realized, Shu Zhe, this kid, could he have deliberately lowered the dosage of sleeping pills, so that the squad leader could wake up early and catch me, the current criminal, so as to transfer responsibility?

Think about it carefully, since I can shake the squad leader with my hand to wake her up, then if I can't bear it and pounce directly, the other kind of action is quite large, maybe the squad leader will wake up before it officially starts, right?

If you get caught stripped naked, then I'm dead! If it had been unfortunate that the distance between our bodies at that time was only 0.03 mm, I would have died even more miserably, and I guess there would not be even a whole corpse left.

So to sum up, Shu Zhe asked me to come to his house, originally intending to harm me! He knew that even if he took a nude photo of the squad leader, it would be difficult to threaten the squad leader with this, and the squad leader never took such a threat!

As for giving me a condom, it's even more ill-intentioned! Even if I didn't use it at all, it was now evidence that I had a bad heart!

All of this is just to divert the squad leader's anger and make me his scapegoat! This damn fifth place in the provincial math olympiad, put your little cleverness to good use here!

"Squad leader, you calm down." I said, "Please think about it, if I have a lot of animal power, I don't need to use sleeping pills compared to you and me." ”

The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can violate me with brute force?" Then what if you don't come? ”

Huh? I didn't expect the squad leader to say that! The tone and expression when I say this, there is a slight tendency to give up on myself, I have a condom in my trouser pocket, is it such a big blow to you!

"You're not guts, are you?" Seeing that I didn't act, the corner of the squad leader's mouth brought a touch of mockery.

Then, the mockery at the corners of his mouth disappeared, and it turned into some kind of indescribable sourness and disappointment.

"You think that if you violate me, I will definitely call the police, and you will lose more than you gain, so you will retreat and let Xiaozhe pretend to be me...... You're calm, calmer than me, calmer than me, comparing the pleasure you can get and the price you have to pay......"

"I'm not as calm as you...... Let's go. ”

Don't, don't give an eviction order! A pair of jiashi who wants to break up with me! I've never been in a relationship with you at all! Plus, I'll give you back the fish in the bowl!

At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the security door, and the squad leader got up from the bed slammedly, intending to go to open the door, but after taking a few steps and stopping, he turned back to me and said bitterly:

"Ye Lin, if something is coming at me, you must at least let my brother go!"

Who's up with your brother's idea! I finally made Xiong Yaoyue believe that I was not gay, and now it was the turn of the squad leader to doubt my sexual orientation!

The squad leader opened the locked bedroom door, Shu Zhe outside the door was waiting for the result worriedly, and saw his sister striding out with cat ears on his head, and was taken aback, I gave Shu Zhe a hard look, and finally let him hold back his laughter.

"Open the door! We're a gas company! ”

A rough male voice outside the security door.

I can't help but feel worried, the gas company is second only to checking the water meter and delivering the courier, and it is one of the three major means to eliminate the public enemy of the people! Could it be that in addition to video chatting with people, Shu Zhe also spread any *** remarks on the Internet?

Or is it that someone from outside is actually coming to arrest me? I killed Tie Xian and finally the east window incident, the police car was waiting downstairs, and I didn't have time to explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader, so I was going to be arrested and sent to prison to pick up soap?

Damn! Originally, I was still thinking that after I was locked up, the squad leader would be kind enough to bring me food!

However, as it turned out, I was overly concerned, and the middle-aged man who came in was a real gas company employee, wearing blue overalls and carrying a toolbox in his hand.

"Test natural gas safety to see if there are any leaks......

The middle-aged man said routinely, but when he saw the squad leader who came to open the door, a pair of cat ears on his jet-black hair, he was stunned for a long time.

The unaware squad leader was a little strange to see the other party staring at him for a few more seconds, but he didn't take it to heart.

"The gas is here, please change your slippers." The squad leader pointed in the direction of the kitchen and took out a pair of suitable slippers from the shoe cabinet.

When the squad leader leaned over to take the slippers, the cat's ears swayed up and down, and the middle-aged man frowned, crossed the head of the squad leader, and looked at me and Shu Zhe standing in the living room.

Seeing that neither Shu Zhe nor I had any intention of explaining cat ears, the middle-aged man nodded meaninglessly, probably thinking that a girl of the age of the squad leader wearing cat ears was an ordinary headdress, and she was too old to keep up with the times.

"Oh, it's a standard hose used, and there is no leakage......"

It didn't take much time for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously went to see the cat ears that the squad leader was shaking around.

"Every day before I go to bed, I turn off the main valve." The squad leader said proudly.

"Don't be so cautious...... The middle-aged man asked the squad leader to sign a test form, and then left step by step.

After sending off the inspectors, the squad leader looked at me and Shu Zhe standing in the living room, and began to brew anger again.

"You ......"

As soon as he said two words, someone knocked on the door again.

"Who?" The squad leader asked a little annoyed.

"Gas."

It seems like the voice of more than one person.

"Didn't you just check it?"

"Hmm...... I didn't have all the tools just now, so I want to have a comprehensive ...... this time."

The squad leader couldn't open the door for them.

I'll it! The six employees of the gas company, all men, piled up in front of the squad leader's house one after another, for fear that they would not be close enough to the front, so they glanced less.

The middle-aged man who had been here once pretended to take out a pen and didn't even enter the door, and watched the air in a careless manner.

The other five people were whispering and staring at the squad leader, and the main focus was on the squad leader's cat ears.

Don't lie! What a comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously a group to watch the squad leader's cat ears!

Pretty girls wear cat ears, is it so rare! After you guys return to the gas company, you guys will definitely make a big deal of it (there is a beautiful girl wearing cat ears living in a certain building), and when the time comes, there will be an inexplicable increase in the number of people who come to the squad leader's house to check the gas!

The squad leader also felt that the other party was suspicious, but in any case, he couldn't imagine that the problem was above his head.

"Questions?" The squad leader shook the cat's ears and asked the middle-aged man who was "tested" with a pen.

"No, no problem," the middle-aged man replied weakly, squeezing his colleague who was pressing forward with his back, and said goodbye, "I'll ...... next month No, come back next week, natural gas safety can't be ignored! ”

The squad leader closed the door as politely as he could.

After the interruption of the gas company, the anger that the squad leader had just gathered was a little gone, but she still stared at me, looking like she was waiting for me.

"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will give you back......"

I really want to be so daoqian!

At this time, Shu Zhe couldn't help it, he covered his mouth and smiled: "Sister, your ears ......"