I always felt that I had fallen into some kind of trap of scientific happiness.

My secret was known to Professor Bai one by one, and it was impossible to speculate through some "causal calculation" program, whether it was from Gong Caicai or someone else, they got my personal information, it must be like that!

"Ahh It suddenly occurred to me that the class was going to discuss camping! I'm going to be late! ”

I pretended to be surprised and jumped up from my stool and rushed out the door, Professor Bai looked at my back with an unfathomable gaze, as if to say, "You will come back."

When I went out, I saw Gong Caicai talking to Teacher Hu, so I couldn't help but say, grabbed Gong Caicai's hand, dragged her and ran.

"Ye Lin, what are you doing ......?"

Gong Caicai asked in a panic.

"Of course, it's about class camping! It was called for by the squad leader! You should also participate as a member of the study committee! ”

"The squad leader called for it? I—How did I not know ......"

Gong Caicai asked blankly, I was afraid that she would say that she would be exposed, so I hurriedly covered her mouth.

After dragging Gong Caicai out of the demon cave, I solemnly warned Gong Caicai that she was not allowed to participate in the cult activities of the Science Happiness Symposium again, and interrogated her if she had revealed my information to Professor Bai during the previous meeting.

"No, no!"

Seeing that my expression was a little annoyed, Gong Caicai was very frightened and replied tremblingly.

"I just told Professor Bai that my interest is to raise flowers...... I didn't mention a word about Ye Lin's classmate! It's true! ”

Gong Caicai has neither the talent nor the courage to lie, and I can't think of any reason for her to lie.

Unless, she has been controlled by the spirit of the Scientific Happiness Sect, and she must protect the interests of this sect at all times.

I have heard that one of the characteristics of cult members is that they do not dare to speak out and curse their own leader, and this can also be used as a means to distinguish whether the other party has joined a cult.

So I ordered Gong Caicai: "Don't go first, whatever I say, you will follow what I say, so that I can believe you!" ”

Gong Caicai nodded blankly, with the pitiful appearance of Little Red Riding Hood meeting the big bad wolf.

"Listen, not a word can be missed! -- The great wise man of the Church of Scientology, an SB! ”

Gong Caicai's face changed suddenly.

"How can Ye and Ye Lin scold behind their backs...... Mom said it wasn't good......"

"Don't care what your mother says, read it to me!" I urged.

It's not for you to say "I want an official", what's so embarrassing!

"Ke, Kekoko, Kokoko, the leader of the Scientology Cult ......" Under my compulsion, Gong Caicai had no choice but to read it along, and said bad things about people behind her back, which seemed to cause her no less psychological burden than saying "I want officials".

“…… The Great Wise Sect Master is ...... It's a fool! ”

Zuihou Gong Caicai finished the whole sentence with a flushed face.

I'm still a little dissatisfied, "Didn't you say he was SB?" Who made you change into a stupid person without permission? ”

"Mom said, it's not a good child if you swear......" Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly, her eyes were shang, and she said innocently.

In this day and age, is "SB" also a dirty word? Xiong Yaoyue doesn't know how many times she has to say it on weekdays, according to Gong Caicai's judgment standards, isn't Xiong Yaoyue bad?

But then again, after all, Gong Caicai can be regarded as scolding the leader of the Science Happiness Sect, which is enough to prove that she has not been completely brainwashed.

If Gong Caicai just told the truth and she didn't disclose my personal information to Professor Bai, then how did Professor Bai know so many things?

Even Aunt Ren's pregnancy, which Gong Caicai didn't know, would even know?

I felt the need to contact the squad leader to clear my doubts.

So he waved his hand and asked Gong Caicai to hurry home, although she was born in a wealthy family, but she didn't have the domineering spirit of Miss Qianjin, she bowed her head to me like a maid, and left in the future.

It was half past eleven in the morning, and no one answered the squad leader's mobile phone.

This is not normal, the class leader clearly said that during the summer vacation, the students can consult and ask her for help if they encounter any difficulties, as a "hotline" The squad leader's mobile phone is turned on 24 hours a day.

changed to call the landline of the squad leader's house, and after it rang three times, Shu Zhe answered the phone.

"What's going on? What about your sister? ”

I asked with a big grin.

"Ye, Brother Ye Lin, is that you?" Shu Zhe's voice sounded very hasty, "I was about to call you!" Big things are wrong! ”

"What's the panic, I have something to find your sister now, let her answer the phone!"

Shu Zhe was silent for a while.

"Brother Ye Lin, while my sister hasn't woken up yet, you can come to my house quickly! Otherwise, things won't be solved! ”

What? The squad leader hasn't gotten up at 11 a.m.? I don't believe it! You said that Xiong Yaoyue stayed up late to play games, and I believe it when she slept until 11 o'clock the next day, and I believe it when you said that Amy stayed in bed until 11 o'clock, but a person with such a sense of time as the squad leader would never be lying under the covers at 11 o'clock in the morning!

"Brother Ye Lin, actually, your home is an online store that sells adult products, and this matter was discovered by my sister......

What else should I do? After the last time I accidentally scattered the condom girl at school, I confessed my family's business to the class president! The class leader sympathized with me because I couldn't choose my parents' careers!

"But...... My sister didn't know if it was curiosity or some reason this morning, I searched for the name of the store 'Happy Valley' on Taobao and saw the products on your online store! ”

This one...... Where did the squad leader know the name of my shop? Could it be that I took over a call from the shift leader and accidentally reported to my home as usual, "This is a Happy Valley love store"?

"That's not a big deal, is it? Although it was a little embarrassing for your sister to see the adult products, it was ......"

I was suddenly shocked.

Nima: That's right! There's a big problem! On the product page of the Happy Valley sex toy store, there is a display picture of Shu Zhe making a rope model! It's on the homepage! Or a "leopard print sex game suit", quite a discordant photo!

Even if Shu Zhe wears contact lenses and a wig, the squad leader has no reason not to recognize his younger brother, but she has seen Shu Zhe's pseudo-mother dress!

This time it's terrible! The squad leader thought that Shu Zhe came to my house a few days ago to learn exercise methods from me in order to improve his sports performance, but he didn't expect that I was asking him to pretend to be a pseudo-mother and put on various embarrassing poses to promote our family's products, and the squad leader would definitely angrily turn out the shotgun and put a good bullet on it!

"Could it be that your sister found out about your pseudo-mother's photo?" I asked with a trembling voice.

"yes!" Shu Zhe replied desperately, "It's not just that...... My sister found out that your online store was using me as a model, and she rushed to my bedroom to question me in a very angry way, but ...... I was wearing a wig and video chatting with 'coriander stuffed buns'......"

I'll rub you pig teammate! I told you to lock the door when you do bad things! Believing too much that the squad leader will not trespass into personal space, sometimes locking the door and sometimes not locking the door, this is the root of your failure!

"After my sister broke in, the coriander stuffed bun saw my sister through the video head, and said, 'You are twins'? I quickly turned off the video. ”

Coriander stuffed buns are also dead! What if it's really twins? Do you still plan to "double fly"? There is no need for anything else, as long as you dare to "fly" Shu Zhe, the squad leader's bullet can shoot into the back of your head and fly out of your eye sockets!

"Brother Ye Lin, I was frightened at the time, so when my sister asked me to speak, I couldn't change the 'false voice' in the video with coriander stuffed buns, and answered my sister in a very sharp voice, my sister was about to blow up her lungs......"

Nonsense! I told you that you have nothing to do to practice the "pseudo-girl's voice", after Xiaoli broke up with you, you also used the cosmetics that were supposed to be given to her by yourself...... The changes in your body and mind during this period of time are second only to taking estrogen directly!

"That...... I saw that my sister was so angry, so I put the blame on you, Brother Ye Lin, and I said that I was forced by you......"

Do you have a conscience? Although I used some coercion at the beginning, I was very happy to wear women's clothes later, not yourself!

"My sister didn't fully believe me, she planned to call you, confront me face to face, and threatened me that if I lied, she would tell my parents about pretending to be a fake mother, so that they could teach me a lesson......"

That's right! Class leader, you have finally learned to doubt your younger brother! But when confronted, I really have a part of the responsibility in it, in the final analysis, I played the role of a facilitator, even a guide, to let Shu Zhe develop this strange hobby.

The sports performance I promised did not improve in the slightest, but the only boy in the family was transferred by me to be a pseudo-mother, what will the class leader think of me? Even if it can't reach the point of "national hatred", it has also reached the level of "family hatred", right?

"Wait!" I wondered, "Since you said the squad leader was going to call me, how could she go back to take a nap now?" ”

Shu Zhe hesitated for a moment and said: "I think if my sister confronts you, some of my previous lies will be exposed, in the eyes of my parents, I have always been a good student, I don't want them to know about me pretending to be a pseudo-mother......"

Is it just to maintain his glorious image in the eyes of his parents? Even if you don't pretend to be a pseudo-girl, what you did in the past is not a good student, right? Not even a "good guy"!

"After thinking about it, I had no choice but to secretly put sleeping pills in my sister's water cup......"

What is sh!? What do you want to do to your sister!? Did the squad leader lose consciousness and fall on the bed because he drank sleeping pills?

Shu Zhe took a deep breath on the other end of the phone, as if he had made up his mind.

"Brother Ye Lin, for the sake of today's plan, I have to drag my sister into the water, I still have a few sexy clothes from your online store here, if you put them on for your sister, take a photo and upload them to the product page of the online store...... My sister is not qualified to sue her parents! ”

You can think of such a bad idea! Your sister has fallen asleep, how can you change her clothes? Is this brother of yours going to overstep his bounds?

"Brother Ye Lin, what do you want! Of course, you're here to change my sister's clothes! I wanted to call and tell you about it! ”

Shu Zhe urged breathlessly.

"Time waits for no one, Brother Ye Lin, hurry up, otherwise my sister should wake up! If you help me settle this matter, even if you secretly 'take a nude' photo of my sister as a souvenir, I will keep it a secret for you! ”

Bastard! Do you think that if you sell your sister's naked body, I will be in the same boat as you?

Huh? What's the deal with my nosebleed dripping onto my shirt? It must have been too hot......