Three, four, brilliant strategy, strong teacher
The shout of Niu Zhuzhu successfully exposed more than a dozen pairs of eyes in each classroom, even the teacher's office at the end of the corridor is no exception, the most exaggerated is the retired senior Chinese teacher, who usually hardly leaves the office, walking as slowly as a snail, and this time, she actually grabbed the best viewing position, the position is coveted like the sofa of the forum hot post!
"You...... What are you shouting nonsense! Who played hooligan! Daniel Zhang nervously pointed at the bull bolt post.
At the same time, Teacher Zhang Tong's face also blushed, this matter is really embarrassing, and it is still in front of the students.
"You, it's you who play hooligan~You touch my chest~" Niu Zhuzhu pointed back at Daniel Zhang and began to talk nonsense.
"Who touched your breasts!" Daniel Zhang was originally in a bad temper, and when he spoke, he reached out and pushed the bull bolt column.
"Ah~ You're still touching, everyone is watching, I'm out of tune, I can't live~ Campus obscenity (blasphemy)~Help~"
At the door of the teacher of the first class of the third year of high school, the three girls began to rub their temples with their hands, shaking their heads while rubbing, and their facial features were also screwed together.
In the crowd of the first class of the third year of high school, Zheng Xiangri's eyes lit up, isn't this the little handsome guy at the beginning, fate, his prince charming actually appeared again.
Later, at a school, see you still run out of my pomegranate skirt. Zheng Xiangri drooled while thinking about some things under the skirt.
"You, you...... Which class are you in? Daniel Zhang said angrily.
"Classmate, it's been a long time since class, hurry back to class." Teacher Zhang Tong said before Niu Zhuzhu answered.
This student named Niu Xuanzhu is a scoundrel enough, but it is really difficult for him to relieve himself in this way. Teacher Zhang Tong is grateful.
"Woo woo woo~" The purpose of the cow bolt pillar has been achieved, and he also knows that it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, so he covered his face and ran away crying.
"Don't run~" The big black man was unwilling to let go of this nasty guy like this.
"Teacher Zhang, it's just a joke, you won't be like a child." Teacher Zhang Tong said.
Men are animals who want to die to save face, and many stupid things are done without wanting to be looked down upon by others, just like the law of agitation is generally very effective for men, and the art of war is cloudy: please be better than agitated. Therefore, Daniel Zhang, who was about to grab the cow bolt pillar and give him color.see.see, was stopped by Teacher Zhang Tong's words.
"How can it.,The current students are really lively.,haha~ That's okay.,You all go back to class.,The teacher who didn't have a class should also go back to the office to rest.,There's nothing to see.,Just kidding.,I'm the person I like to joke with my classmates the most.,haha~"
"Well, I have a class next time, so I'll go first." Teacher Zhang Tong also took the opportunity to slip away.
"Hey~" Daniel Zhang wanted to stop it, but he didn't know how to open his mouth for a while, his skin was not thick enough to play a scoundrel in front of so many people, which can be seen that his skill is still not a small gap compared to the bull bolt.
Seeing Yiren go away, Daniel Zhang's brows furrowed, his expression was gloomy, daring to spoil his good deeds, this student really doesn't know whether to live or die!
Niu Bolt Zhu is humming "Lang Li Lang, Lang Li Lang, Lang Leglang Lang" all the way back to his classroom, and he can be proud of playing treasure not ashamed, but the degree of this 2B can be described as bottomless.
Just as Niu Xuanzhu was about to approach the classroom, a male classmate rushed past him at a gallop and entered the classroom before him.
"Zhanzhu, are you here to go to school? Your parents paid so much money to let you come here so that you can be admitted to university, and you are actually late, is your learning attitude worthy of your parents? Stand at the door and reflect on it! ”
In the classroom, a mighty baritone voice came, making Niu Zhuzhu, who had already walked to the door of the classroom, gasp, and did not dare to step forward.
"Was it you who just sang the song outside?" The baritone voice came again, followed by a burst of laughter in the room.
"No...... It's not~" This brother's cowardly voice was obviously from the brother who had just entered the classroom first.
"Not you? Is there still someone out there? I'd like to see which student is late for class because of the strongest voice in China. ”
The sound of footsteps moved rapidly from the classroom podium to the door, and a handsome man looked left and right at the classroom door.
Niu Xuanzhu had already hid at the corner of the stairs for the first time, calming his nervous mood.
MLGBD, doesn't it mean that the teachers in the repeat class are all soy sauce? How can such a strong male teacher appear? Cow bolt pillar heart road.
You deserve it, it's time for someone to take care of you. Linglu Road.
It's not a good place to stay for long, so I'd better go to the playground and come back after class. The bullbolt made up his mind.
"After class in a while, roll call, the first day of class today, let me find out who hasn't arrived, I'll kick him out of school, don't waste parents' money~" The fierce voice came again, shattering Niu Xuanzhu's idea of skipping class.
What to do? Is this male teacher bluffing? If he is really kicked out, won't the 500,000 be wasted? If you don't go in hard, isn't it just a penalty station, it's not a big deal. Niu Xuanzhu thought in his heart.
I have a solution, do you want to listen? The donkey said suddenly.
Brother Donkey, say yes. Niu Zhu said politely.
Listen to me, this method can definitely be gambled...... That's what you do~
The strong male teacher is teaching algebra, and at this moment he is explaining the transformation of equations, only to see him on the podium with his sleeves rolled up and shouted: "Attention students! I've seen it all, I'm going to be transformed! ”
The students below all laughed, but because the teacher was too strong, almost all of them covered their mouths with their hands in time, and the saddest thing was a fat brother, who couldn't help but laugh, but snot gushed out of his nostrils.
Just when the teacher turned around to deform, under the gaze of the whole class, Niu Xuanzhu quietly walked in and came behind the teacher.
"Report to the teacher, I want to poop!" Niu Shuzhu shouted.
Such a straightforward expression immediately made the classroom laugh.
"Want to leave early? Don't go! Get back to your seat and listen well. Don't be clever with me. ”
"Yes, Teacher!"
In the laughter of the whole class, Niu Xuanzhu successfully returned to his seat, and then saw that the brother who was standing at the door was already in tears.
"Dude, it's okay, this method is simply amazing~" The fat man who had just wiped his snot clean stretched out his thumb to the bull bolt pillar.
The fat man happened to be at the same table as the bull bolt pillar.
"It's a small idea, this strategy is a combination of Sun Tzu's Art of War and Western psychology, plus the results of logical statistics, for me, it's not a difficult thing."
"My name is Hao Che, and I've been repeating my studies for two years, what about you?"
"My name is Niu Shuzhu."
Just when Hao Fatzi was about to further understand each other with Niu Shuzhu, the sound of a strong slap on the blackboard came.
"The fat man and the poop man in the back, what are you two talking about? So talking? Say it and make everyone happy? The fierce male teacher pointed in the direction of Niu Zhuzhu and Hao Che and shouted.
"Report to the teacher, we are praising you for how good you are transformed~" Niu Xuanzhu stood up and said.