"Ru Lan, I am the class president of the third class of high school, my name is Feng Cheng, I am the representative of the English department of our class, the city's three good students, yesterday I asked someone to bring you a letter, do you have any impression?" A boy with a single eyelid waited for Rulan outside the women's toilet.

"I'm sorry, I'm not impressed." After Rulan finished speaking, she pulled Xiaoyu and walked in the direction of the classroom.

Feng Cheng didn't give up, and jumped in front of the two of them again.

"How come, I wrote it in English, and you don't have any impression at all?"

"Oh~ It's you, I really can't understand your letter, throw it in the trash." Rulan shrugged.

Originally, I didn't want to give this high-achieving student any fantasy space, but I didn't expect this gentleman to be more and more courageous.

"You see, I know it. I thought about it all night last night, and I felt that ordinary high school students may not be able to read English letters with limited ability, of course, I am not saying that your English is not good, but my English level has exceeded the high school level too much. Fortunately, I also left a backup of the letter, it doesn't matter if I don't understand it, I'll read it to you on the spot now, and make some explanations casually, please believe in my English recitation ability, it will definitely make you feel like reading Shakespeare's sonnets~"

"I don't think there's a need for this, go to class, I'm going back."

Rulan lazily talked nonsense with this high-achieving student who thought highly of herself, and was about to go back to work, but the voice of Niu Zhuzhu came.

"Cousin, if you have a heart, you will let the family miss it~"

"Why are you here, don't mess around." Rulan glared at Niu Zhuzhu.

At this time, Feng Cheng, who seized the opportunity on the first line, had already begun his intoxicated recitation and narration explanation of the embarrassment of the dead.

(Because the system automatically removes spaces, you can only use . Split English words. )

Dear.like.blue：

(Dear Rulan: Translating this sentence, I have spent a lot of time, Chinese directly using "dear" inevitably seems to have meat in the flesh, hemp in hemp, or foreigners are open, ordinary friends can also use dear, so that their thief heart can be satisfied without being abrupt.) Like means "like", of course, it can be translated as "Ru" here, and it goes without saying blue. )

From.see.you.one.eye，i.shit.love.you。

(I wanted to write "Since I saw you for the first time, I have been haunted by you", but I really can't translate it, so I have to write "I fell in love with you", and "ben" is translated as shit is told to me by a neighbor child, who said that in American movies, someone always says: "shit", and this shit is "ben".) As a good student, I don't watch TV and I spend all my time studying. )

Your.eyes.close，i.die；your.eyes.open，I.back.to.live.your.eyes.

close.and.open.again.and.again，i.die.again.and.again.

(When your eyes are closed, I'm dead, when your eyes are opened, I'm alive again, and if you blink your eyes, I'll die and come back to life.)

Haha, I can't help but admire myself a little that I actually expressed such a profound meaning in such simple words. )

Maybe.you.do.not.，no.matter.one.see.clock.emtion.

is.pop.

("Maybe you don't know me yet, it's okay, love at first sight is popular.") It took a lot of effort to translate "love at first sight", "one", "see", and "love", but how to translate the word "bell", and then I suddenly found that the watch at the same table was written on it: clock. The word pop was learned from television, and the most popular music record is topofthe

pops, hehe, everywhere pay attention to knowledge. Of course, this is something I remember when I was a child watching TV, and now I don't watch TV anymore, which also shows that I have loved to study since I was a child. )

i.think.i.should.introduce.myself.to.

you.

(I thought I should introduce myself.) This sentence is a dialogue in the textbook of the first year of high school, and I think you should understand it. )

i.call.chengfeng.toyear.17.

(My name is Feng Cheng and I'm 17.) Today is today, then this year is TOYEAR, there is no mistake. The British are used to putting the first name in the front and the surname in the back, so I don't call Chengfeng, my name is Feng Cheng, don't mix me with Lu Chengfeng, my master is not the Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master. )

My.home.four.mouth.people：papa，mama，i.and.dd.

(I have a family of four: my father, my mother, my brother and me.) Fortunately, I have been mixed on the Internet for so many years and know how to write gg, jj, mm, and dd. )

i.beat.letter.very.fast，because.i.am.puter.high.

hand.i.even.act.as.black.guest.

(I'm a fast typewriter because I'm a computer whiz and I've even been a hacker.) )

i.do.early.fuc~k.every.day，so.that.i.can.have.strong.body.

to.protect.you.

I do morning exercises every day so that I will have a strong body to protect you.

(The translation of "" as fuc~k was also told to me by a neighbor's child, and he also said that this is the translation in the movie, and people will not use it wrong in foreign movies.) )

Please.be.my.girl.friend，or.i.will.cut.my.hair.to.be.

a.monk，and.find.a.

place.where.many.monks.live.in.to.over.my.life.

(Please be my girlfriend, otherwise I will cut my hair and become a monk and find a temple for the rest of my life.) I forgot how to translate the word temple, but this doesn't bother me, isn't the place where many monks live is the temple? Applaud yourself for being smart! As for this life.,Zuihou is not a gameover when playing games.,Of course, over is the end.。 )

Yours.small.chengcheng

(Your little success)

When Feng Cheng carefully folded the letter and waited to meet Rulan's adoring eyes, he was stunned to find that in front of him, only Rulan's cousin was left, and the beauty had long since disappeared.

"Cousin, where's Rulan?"

"Well, I'll be gone when you're shit.love." Niu Zhuzhu said kindly.

Watching Feng Dacaizi walk back to the classroom with a sad heart as if he had been hit by Yang Guo's ecstasy palm (in fact, if you don't look at the Condor Heroes, you should understand on the surface that the eclipsed ecstasy palm and the milk dragon claw hand are brothers' martial arts, there is wood?) Niu Xuanzhu couldn't help but think in his heart, such a stupid B plus two B can actually be a good student in the city? Also English class representatives?

If the three are this kind of goods, then they are really worried, yesterday because they were afraid that the competitors were too strong, they actually lost sleep for 15 minutes, and now I think about it is really not worth it.

"Classmate, which class are you in? Did you know that the class bell has already rang? ”

Of course, Niu Xuanzhu knew that the class bell had already rang, and he was now struggling with whether to use this class bell as his own school bell.

Zhang Tong originally had no class in this class, and the reason why she appeared here was of course for her own reasons, and coincidentally, she happened to see the cow bolt pillar in the corridor.

Wow, beautiful teacher, and she wears a black suit, is this a uniform? The moment Niu Shuzhu turned around, he felt like he had entered some island country movie.

"Hey, what class are you from, why haven't I seen you? Are you a senior in high school? Teacher Zhang didn't expect that the boy who came back this time would look so handsome, but his temperament was a little worse.

"I am from the (Creation) World Class, my name is Niu Xuanzhu, hello teacher. What is the teacher's last name? ”

"Poof"

Hearing Niu Xuanzhu's self-reported name, Mr. Zhang couldn't help laughing, it turned out that in addition to his poor temperament, this person's name was simply inferior, but it was a pity that this face was inferior.

"Teacher Zhang, you are here, let me find it." A big black man who is five big and three thick, and his chest muscles alone can make countless women embarrassed, walked in the direction where the two people were talking like a bear had found its prey.

Was there an earthquake? Niu Zhuzhu looked at the man who was walking like a rammer, and felt that the corridor was a little shaky.

And the next moment, Niu Xuanzhu saw the beautiful teacher frowning, and her expression was angry and helpless.

"Mr. Xiaotong, my uncle asked me to send you a box of cosmetics, an international brand, called ...... Crush the lazy card. ”

"I'm sorry, I rarely wear makeup, but I appreciate the kindness of you and Director Zhang."

"Xiaotong ~ you just take it, anyway, we are a family sooner or later, women who don't love beauty, who doesn't like famous brands, this is all what Uncle said, Uncle also said, when someone sends him a brand bag, give it to me, let me give it to you."

(In order to take care of the lack of knowledge of many slings, I will roughly explain: crush the lazy man - Estee Lauder; Oops hey - LV)

"Daniel Zhang, please pay attention to what you say, this is the school, who is a family with you?"

"Xiaotong, don't want to indulge in it, my uncle said, as long as you follow me, he will take care of your title and future, it's not easy to find a man like me, you have to hurry up and get an idea."

The smashing man said that he was about to pull Teacher Zhang Tong's jade hand, and the wolf's ambition was revealed.

"Playing hooligans~Catching hooligans~" Niu Xuanzhu shouted loudly in the corridor of the third year of high school!