There are some things that are impossible for us men to accomplish without pulling down their faces.

For example, what I'm doing now requires sacrificing my face!

Grandma's, I must have been a bohemian prostitute in my last life, and as for Chi Tiantian, she may be the top Oiran on the banks of the Qinhuai River. One night I prostituted her, and after the prostitution, I put on my pants and left, forgetting to pay for the night. After her death, she went to Lord Hades to sue me, saying that I was hindering the construction of a harmonious society, and finally Lord Hades sent her to ask me for the overnight fee for the rest of her life, and she doubled the demand.

You said that you were lying comfortably on the warm bed, but you asked me, a person with an unhealed leg injury, on crutches, limping against the cold wind in the middle of the night, and coming out to buy a condom, and going back to serve you, why! What kind of truth is this, is it because you are pretty? Don't bully people like this, I don't want you without a set, anyway, I've been like this for so many years. We don't have women and we still have hands, and generally I never ask others for problems that I can solve by myself!

But the point is that I'm really looking forward to it now, how can I put it on again after these pants are taken off! You think this is chic in the red light district, and you can pat your ass and leave if the price can't be negotiated. This is a realistic need, not a drill, and we are equipped with real guns and ammunition. The bullets are already loaded, so what a loss it would be if you didn't fire a few shots at the target!

It's late autumn, and the breeze is really chilling on me. It's good to be blown by this little wind.,The whole body is being teased by that chick in a hurry.,It's not a bad thing to cool down.,At least it won't make me stop and my mind is full of YIN swinging thoughts.。 It must be nearby, I remember that this attachment seems to have a set of vending machines, and if you throw a coin into it, a set will automatically pop up. I've seen people try it before, but I haven't practiced it myself. To be honest, I laughed at them in my heart when I saw those people throwing money into it, but I didn't expect that now I, Yu Xiaoxi, would come to do such a thing. I don't have much change on my body, I don't know if I can swipe my card?

Finally in front of the vending machine, I looked around and walked cautiously when I felt that no one was there. I think I may have been overly cautious, a little bit of a thief, who would be wandering around the streets on this big night. Except for me, a poor guy who came out to buy a suit. Okay, you are a sweet pool, I am a good young man, the future is immeasurable, you actually let me come out in the middle of the night to buy a set, after I go back, if I don't torture you well, I will be sorry for Mr. Cang.

A sensitive slogan "Safe and hygienic to prevent AIDS" is clearly printed on the top of this set of vending machines. Damn, Lao Tzu's body is 100% healthy, how can there be such a thing's disease! I just don't know if Chi Tiantian has her, and there shouldn't be, if there is really any accident, I will die with her!

There was a crisp "pop", and a steel hammer was thrown into the vending machine. According to common sense, a "product" will come out from below, but after a while, there is no reaction at all. No, I remember watching those people put coins in the past, and the vending machine reacted quickly, but why now...... Just when I suspected something was wrong with the vending machine, an electronic voice came from inside the machine.

"I'm sorry, the condoms have run out, please come back another day!" Fuck, how can such daily necessities be out of stock, and the country's family planning policy is not completely implemented! Come back another day? Nima, can this kind of thing wait?

"Damn!" I kicked the machine with a punch, it's really TMD's bad luck, I just want to buy a condom, why do you have to set up such a bloody obstacle for me! In the end, you have to return the money to me, the money has not yet arrived, aren't you obviously deceiving consumers, believe it or not, I went to the relevant departments to sue you! Forget it, I don't want to cause a bloody case because of a condom. I stood in front of the vending machine for more than a minute, and I never saw the machine return my huge dollar to me. Your grandmother's, when you go out, you encounter such a thing, I hope it is to break the fortune and eliminate the disaster!

There's no way, you can't just go back, there's no loot, and Chi Tiantian will definitely not agree to me messing around after I go back. If a man wants to do whatever he wants, he must first have a good reason, and I can't do it without tools, in case something unsafe happens, it's over. What can I do, what else can I do, I can only buy it at a nearby convenience store. Most of the shops in the middle of the night were closed, except for the nearest convenience store, which was open 24 hours a day. Go check it out, I hope you can buy it.

Holding his injured thigh, he finally came to the door of the convenience store, and it was really brightly lit. Unfortunately, the salesperson turned out to be a young woman in her twenties, and she looked quite smart. It's hard to say how this is, but it's hard to say when you encounter this situation. It would be much better if the other party was an older woman, or a young man, so that there would be more common language and it would not seem too awkward to say it. But the other party is a young and beautiful girl, how embarrassed I am, how embarrassing! Originally, I was going to go a little farther to see if there were any other convenience stores, but I was afraid that Britney and others would be in a hurry, and it would be bad if I chased them out. And the young salesman had already spotted me and took the initiative to say hello to me.

"Hello sir, is there anything I can do for you?" What a polite little girl, how can I bear not to stop and buy something? By the way, girl, my brother asked if you have a boyfriend? If not, look at my brother...... Holy shit, what am I doing here, don't get distracted, okay?

"Hello hello, I want to buy an ...... I want to buy a cigarette! ”