"Sir, you are so amusement, how can this cigarette be described by the word 'a'! Do you want to buy a pack of cigarettes, what brand do you want? "Sister, in fact, where does my brother want to buy any cigarettes, my brother doesn't smoke, smoking is harmful to health. My brother actually wants to buy a little health care supplies, do you know what health care means?

"Oh, yes, yes, I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. As for what brand it is, it's up to you, you can do it, any brand! ”

"Sir, you're so funny, you smoke the cigarettes yourself, how can I help you choose? Hey, aren't you the owner of that pet shop, Mr. Yu, I almost didn't recognize you. ”

"What, you know me!" Oh no, it's even harder to do now, I didn't expect the other party to be a loyal fan of mine, if this let my fans know that I came to buy that kind of thing, how bad it would be! They must be suspicious of my usual misdemeanor, and they will be disappointed in me.

"Yes, I went to your store to see Lele in our family, so I remember you!" I'm a life-saving veterinarian, and I've saved countless little lives, but I don't know what that Lele in her mouth is, anyway, most of the time it's either a dog or a cat!

"Oh, is it? That's a good dare, I don't know how your Lele is now, is it better? Out of politeness, I asked.

"Well, well, well, it's been fine since you treated it, and it's getting richer. Mr. Yu really thank you, by the way, don't you want to buy cigarettes, what kind of cigarettes to buy, I can sell them to you cheaper! "Look at you, how can this be, am I the kind of little character who gives favor and retribution? I think you should ask for it at the original price, I can still afford this pack of cigarettes. Isn't it just a small amount of money for a pack of cigarettes, I ...... Am I here to buy cigarettes?

"That's embarrassing, in that case, you can get me a pack of cheaper ones, I won't let you cheap me, it's not easy for everyone!" Yes, it's not like I haven't smoked cigarettes. A hundred yuan a pack of Great China and two more yuan a pack of big front door have a taste in my mouth, what bullshit tastes not tasteful, Lao Tzu will not pretend.

"Yikes! Mr. Yu, what's wrong with your leg, is it hurt? "This girl has finally found out that I am still on crutches, sorry dear girl, for worrying you.

"Oh, it's okay, I just accidentally got hit by God's slippers!" Would she believe me if I told her I was injured while hiding from a pack of hungry wolves?

That's how I spent ten dollars to get a whole pack of cigarettes, and no one smoked it anyway, so why did I make it so good! But I bought the cigarettes, I can't leave like this, what my purpose is to buy, I can't say!

"Mr. Yu, do you want to buy something?" The little girl saw that I was still wandering there and asked, "How shall I answer?" Do you want me to say: Sister, my brother just wants to buy a set, it doesn't matter if you sell it to me at a higher price, my brother has money!

"That, big sister, do you have anything here that is both elegant and vulgar?" I'm enlightening her, hoping she understands.

"Something that is appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar? Mr. Yu, I don't understand what you're talking about. ”

"That's it...... Oh, look at me, a big man, right, it's necessary, right, doesn't this need something other than smoke? "It's straightforward enough now, if you don't understand it anymore, I can't help it.

"Oh, I see, I see what you want, Mr. Yu!" Tsk, good girl, if you really make sense, my brother didn't hurt you in vain.

"Great, then...... Then you can bring it to me quickly! "I was overjoyed, and I really wanted to buy what I wanted and go back quickly. It's been so long, Britney should be in a hurry, you know how she is.

"Then Mr. Yu, what brand of wine do you want, is it from this world or Yanghe Daqu?" Damn, look at you such a smart girl, how can she be an idiot like Chi Tiantian! Don't men have any other needs than to smoke and drink? Then what do you women do?

"Oh, yes...... Yes, I still want to buy some alcohol. Do you guys have a two-pot head here, I like the spiciness. "The main reason is because the second pot head is cheap and strong.

"Yes, yes, do you want two taels or half a catty, we have it here." Obediently, I didn't expect you to be so enthusiastic, so I'll spend more money!

So a bottle of wine arrived, which was not what I wanted.

"Mr. Yu, what's wrong with you, do you still want something? Can you finish it all? ”

"Yes, I am...... I'm looking for something else, you have ...... here Have it? ”

"What, you name it and I'll find it for you."

"That's it...... It's a necessity to promote a harmonious life for human beings, you know, now that the world has such a population, we should reduce the pressure on this earth a little bit, so ...... So you get the idea, right? ”

"Ahh Mr. Yu, you can't think about it, do you want to buy poison? If there's anything you can't think of, don't think about suicide anyway! Don't think I'm going to sell you poison, and we don't have it here! "My god, I don't want to kill myself now, because I want to kill you before I die, in the most cruel way. Rape first, then kill, throw corpses into the wilderness!

"Hehehe, you're thinking too much, where am I going to buy some poison to commit suicide, I just think, I just want to buy some snacks. You know, it's not good to have wine and no food! ”

"Oh, that's right! Mr. Yu, you're scared me to death, then I'll get you some drunkard peanuts and chicken feet, these two things are good to drink! ”

"Okay, good, great, thank you so much, big girl!"

The appetizers are also available, and God, this is still not what I want!

"Mr. Yu, why don't you leave, you don't want anything else!"

"No, no, no, I don't want it, let's go, goodbye!" I strode away, and I was going to buy her entire shop.

Alas, I was going to come out and buy a simple set. And now it's ...... There are cigarettes, alcohol and snacks, what am I called, how should I tell Britney when I go back! By the way, I'll just say this: Tiantian, today is World Condom Discontinuation Day, and you can't buy that kind of thing anywhere, so I specially bought some food and drinks to come back and celebrate this holiday with you. If it doesn't work, I'll ...... I'll just pick up the gun and get on the horse, I'll take care of you, let's talk about it first!

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