Chapter 53: Compliments
Do not bow your noble head in front of anyone but your father and mother, for no one deserves your reverence.
Who is my Jade Creek, that is the son of my father and my mother, a mixed race with noble blood. My dad is from N village of S city, and my mother is from B village of S city, so I am the code name of NB of S city. To make a proud man like me bow down to these sanctimonious guys would be an insult to Darwin's theory of evolution. "Natural selection, survival of the fittest". Wolves always eat meat when they travel thousands of miles, and pigs eat chaff when they travel thousands of miles. I'm a lone wolf who wanders between heaven and earth, so even if my fur isn't as precious as that of the giant panda or the golden snub-nosed monkey Tibetan antelope, we're still at the top of the food chain. You bite me!
"Mr. Yu, may I ask how much your father has assets overseas?" This is a man who is very neatly dressed and has his hair combed shiny, and I will call him a gentleman for the time being. Although this guy has a smile on his face, I always feel that his hypocrisy makes me sick. Why do you talk to me about money and money at every turn, and can't there be other topics in this world besides money that will interest you in the slightest? For example, opening a pet store, or giving an injection to a cat or dog with a cold to take their temperature, etc., how warm these popular topics are. Even the famous Luo Bingwang said something like this: Look at today's domain, it is the world of veterinarians. Also, the famous Mr. Liang Qichao also said similar words: If the veterinarian is strong, the country is strong. If the veterinarian is weak, the country is weak!
"That...... I don't know how to answer this question with you, because I have never counted this number carefully, and you can tell me who is idle and bored to count the stars in the sky! "My day, this NB I'm really blowing big. There are too many stars in the sky to count, but there are only a handful of our family's possessions. The front and back add up to just a few tiled houses and a few acres of thin fields, even if I sell them all at the pawnshop, I may not be able to afford this brand-name suit on my body.
"Tsk, it seems that Mr. Yu's family is really not to be underestimated! What are your hobbies, Mr. Yu? "It seems that this guy is a thief, doesn't he really have any doubts about my words? Could it be that he naturally likes to flatter each other with others? Don't...... Does he want to slap me? Oh my God, if that's the case, you'll be blind. My stock is not a potential stock, if you put all your investment on me, I guarantee that you will lose overnight and become a wife. Besides, isn't my "Xue'er Pet Shop" not officially listed, hasn't it officially issued shares to the public, and wants to buy my Yuxiaoxi shares? You'll just wait a few more ...... Why is the name of this pet shop so strange? Why did I give it that name? It should be messy, how can there be so many whys!
"I still have a wide range of hobbies, and when I have nothing to do, I take a private yacht to visit the Pacific Ocean, or take a private jet to visit Pakistan and Iraq. As you know, our country is currently changing with each passing day and developing rapidly. The people's living standards are improving day by day, and the big guys are running to Dakang, so the charity in this country is not very easy to do at present, so they have to go to these underdeveloped areas, where the people are still living in dire straits. As a member of God's flag, I think I have an obligation to do my part for my brothers and sisters who are suffering from war and poverty. ”
"I didn't expect Mr. Yu to be a beloved philanthropist, I'm really impressed by you." Obediently, is this guy hurting me or praising me, am I that popular? Although I have indeed solved the pain of diarrhea or cold and fever for a few kittens and dogs, I should not use the word love to describe me, only the great leaders of our country are entitled to the honor of this word.
"Oh, everyone is each other, in fact, no matter how much money there is, it's just a number. If I can use them to do something meaningful for others, I think it will be worth it, because seeing others laugh is my greatest happiness. "How can I be so disgusting and hypocritical, is this what I Yu Xiaoxi said? I must have been possessed by something, otherwise how could I blurt out such a rebellious remark? Although I admit that I have always regarded money as dung, my family has been farming for generations, and everyone in this kind of land knows that dung is a good fertilizer. As the saying goes: if there is no smell of dung, where can the five grains be fragrant? So if you give me all this dung, I can barely laugh at it, I don't think it's too much money? You TMD think you have a brain disease!
"Mr. Yu is really an open-minded person, and it is really rare for someone to have your actions and bearing now." I found out how this guy's mouth is so sweet! It's said that I'm warm in my heart, and this sycophant is so comfortable. I used to think that I was a sweet-mouthed and sycophant master, but now that I meet him, I feel how weak I am. The world of sycophants is so big, I'm just a drop in the ocean.
"This gentleman, you are too much of a prize, please don't say that, it will break me. I'm young and I don't know how much I need to learn, so I'm going to ask you a lot for advice. "Yes, this hypocritical sentence can no longer be hypocritical is what I said again. Actually, I can't blame me for this, this is a common virtue of the Chinese. Our Chinese nation is a country of etiquette, and what we pay attention to is modesty and low-key, and I am just sending a polite message to the world on behalf of more than one billion Chinese sons and daughters, and I should be commended.
Well, I don't want any other prizes, why don't you send me a little "dung" home to farm?
"Mr. Yu, I want to discuss something with you, I want to ask you for a favor, do you think it can take up a little time?" Grandma's, after going around for a long time, her face was finally exposed. If the horse's ass is so loud, there must be follow-up embellishments, otherwise who has nothing to caress the animal's buttocks? I still have to ask for it, forget it, for the sake of your left voice Mr. Yu, and your right voice is so sweet, I will reluctantly agree to you. Say anything, I, Yu Xiaoxi, promise that as long as it does not violate the Constitution of the People's Republic of China and the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, I will promise you anything. If you ask to wash my underwear, I won't be able to say yes, because the secret body fragrance can't be easily passed on.
"This ...... This, I'm not qualified, I don't know how to help you? ”
"It's very simple, I am a business friend of Mr. Chi, and now we have a project that we want to work with Mr. Chi, which means that we need Mr. Chi's financial support. You are now Mr. Chi's son-in-law, and with you saying a few good words for us, I think the chances of success will be greatly increased. Don't worry, if this project is won, I promise to reward you well. "What, let me help you blow the wind in your ears? What kind of person is Yu Xiaoxi, is he a traitor who specializes in slandering and confusing the lord? You want me to stink for 10,000 years, don't you want me to stumble and hate me for eternity? Tell you I can't do it...... You, what did you just say? Want...... Do you want to repay me well? Are you referring to the economic or ...... Or is it monetary?
"I'm sorry sir, but I don't think I can help with that. Although I am now nominally Mr. Chi's quasi-son-in-law, we are not familiar with each other now, and our relationship has not been established, so he may not listen to my advice. Thank you very much for trusting me, I think you should ask someone else for help! "Yes, I'm just a real veterinarian hired by Ms. Chi Tiantian to be a fake boyfriend, and neither I nor Britney herself have reached the point where they can do that and that with each other, let alone her father. Do you think her dad will listen to me? You grew up eating chaff as her father!
"Oh, in that case, I won't bother you, goodbye!" After saying that, this guy left coldly, and the tone of his voice before leaving made me want to Khim. What a fuck, what a diao attitude! Damn, you were so respectful to me just now that you almost worshipped me as a godfather. It's okay now, diao doesn't diao me. Only now do I realize what it means to be hot and cold in the world, and what is warm and cold in human feelings. Obediently, as long as you have no use value for him, even if you are Guanyin Niangniang, you are just a nun who recites scriptures.
I can't stand this kind of hypocrisy of high society, I want to finish my job as soon as possible and go back to work as a veterinarian. At least those cats and dogs won't be hot and cold to you, even if you don't feed them a meal, but they still wag their tails happily when they see you. Suddenly, I felt that the designer suit on my body was so heavy that I couldn't breathe, and I wanted to take it off and throw it on the ground and turn around and leave. So chic, how awesome, Lao Tzu is a wind that comes and goes freely, who can stop me. But just when I was ready to make a, I hesitated, no, no, I need to calm down, this dress is precious, if the suit I am wearing now is converted into big pants made by my mother, it will be enough for me to wear for several lifetimes. I can't just throw it on the ground, I can't afford to pay for it if it gets dirty, and my whole family will be dragged into slavery with the landlord. It doesn't matter if I suffer a little alone, the key is my elderly father and mother, I can't do unfilial things, and my unfilial son will thunder and thunder.
I thought about it and thought about it, so I didn't hate it anymore. The key, the key is that at this moment, there is a young and beautiful girl walking towards me with a smile, and I can't lose my temper. This...... Why is this beautiful girl so familiar? This...... Isn't that the movie star who was famous on TV? Oh my mom, what's wrong with me today, was I also taken a fancy to the director and got me to make a movie? And also partnered with this beautiful star, I ......
I'm a little flustered.
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