Chapter 54: Business Cards
Luck is actually related to character, for example, peach blossom luck, when your character explodes, the world's Diao Chan will treat you as Lu Bu.
Although I am not as brave as Lu Bu, but the "Diao Chan" who is coming towards me may not think so, maybe in her eyes, my Yu Xiaoxi really has the courage of ten thousand people, otherwise why did she want to come to me? Besides, even if she doesn't think that I am a master of martial arts, she must think that I am a gentleman with excellent character and personality.
The point is, the point is, am I really the so-called gentleman in the eyes of those people? No, miss, I want to tell you that you misunderstood, I'm not a rich boy, I'm just an ordinary little veterinarian, a little veterinarian who specializes in injecting and feeding medicine for cats and dogs. Of course, if you have some other strange pets, I will be happy to help you, my medical skills are very good, and I will rejuvenate and resurrect the dead...... Oh my God, what am I talking about, how can I freely identify myself in front of this temperamental beauty that I can only see on TV? I should learn to keep a low profile, I'm not a little veterinarian now, I'm a rich second generation with a net worth of hundreds of millions. Although all the "configurations" on my body except for the brand-name suit are copycat versions of noble sons, at least my noble temperament will not betray me immediately.
"Hello sir, I'm Die Feifei, can I get to know you?" A star is a star, and even the name is so poetic. Butterfly Feifei, what a beautiful and melodious name, it makes people feel happy to listen to it. I remember that there used to be a big name named Feng Feifei, and I don't know what the relationship between these two is. It stands to reason that the phoenix should be bigger than the butterfly, is she the granddaughter of Feng Feifei? However, can a phoenix give birth to a butterfly?
"Oh! Hello, hello, you are Miss Butterfly Feifei. Heck, I used to see your beauty on the TV screen, but I didn't expect that today I finally had the opportunity to meet a living person. "I've always been an elegant way of talking to beautiful women, and of course, if she's a beautiful C-woman, then I promise I'll be more elegant.
"Hehehe, this gentleman is really humorous, this is my business card, can I ask you for one too?" Oh my God, I heard you right, a movie star who is so red and purple that he took the initiative to ask me for a business card? Is this my honor, or my disaster? However, where do I get any business card, I am a small veterinarian comparable to a molecule, what should I write on my business card? Is it written: Engineer of the soul and body of animals all over the world and director of so-and-so pet institute? Come on, you're going to be my kennel!
"Oh, that...... I'm sorry I forgot to bring my business card in a hurry today! Otherwise, you can tell me your contact information, and I can call you when I have time. "Just to be clear, I'm not a boring goggle who likes to ask for the phone numbers of beautiful women, and I'm just saying this to show my politeness. Besides, I didn't lose my temper. Didn't I say "I'll call you when I'm free", which means that I don't necessarily have time to make this call!
"I think you should tell me your contact information, you know that sometimes people who do our job can't help themselves, and this person's information still can't be disclosed to the outside world, so please forgive me!" Well, that seems to make sense. These artists usually seem to be full of beauty, but they also have their own unfreedom, which I can understand. Damn, what do you understand, you really think you're a big name in show business!
"That's fine, it's fine, but I don't have a pen or paper or anything like that, why don't I tell you something about it?"
"It's okay, I brought a pen." As she spoke, she took out a beautiful pen from her designer purse and handed it to me.
"This is there, but there is no paper!"
"It's okay, you can write it here!" Wow, she even asked me to write it on her shoulder straps. Do you think she's flirting with me, or is she seducing me? Then do you say that I should accept her teasing, or fulfill her teasing?
"This ...... That's not good! Only then did I take a serious look at her: she was dressed in a pure white dress, and her long black and shiny hair was draped over her back like a waterfall. A light foundation, light eyeshadow and lipstick look both glamorous and feminine. A shiny pearl necklace and small pink heels. The tall crisp XIONG looms, and the stockings as thin as cicada wings tightly wrap around the straight and round calves, no matter how you look at it, it is a visual feast that people can't refuse.
"It's okay, you just sign it!" The beautiful woman smiled sweetly at me, no, my soul is about to fly out of my body.
"Then I'm offended." With that, I swiped my pen and wrote it directly on her smooth and white shoulders.
"Wha, sir...... You wrote in the wrong place, it's so itchy, it's so itchy! The beauty laughed, but did not refuse. Alas, I don't know if the ink of this pen is not easy to wash off, otherwise this beautiful star's shoulder will have an extra sexy tattoo in the future.
"I'm sorry, I just don't want to stain your elegant clothes."
"Mr. Yu, you are so personable, by the way, do you have a girlfriend?" The beauty finally learned from the message on her shoulder that my name was Yu Xiaoxi, oh I said this young lady, don't be so polite, just call me Xiaoxi, don't call me, you call me, it makes me a little embarrassed. What's what, do I have a girlfriend? This...... This is too straightforward, although I admit that I am a fragrant dumpling that everyone loves, but you can't show me love in such a big way, if it is photographed by a paparazzi, it will be difficult to clean up. When the time comes, they will definitely write like this: the popular actress Miss Butterfly Feifei met at a banquet with the son of a certain wealthy businessman, and started a sweet underground love affair and so on. As a public figure, you can use this to hype up and become more popular. But as for me, if my image is in the newspaper, everything will really be "exposed".
But then again, I'm a matchless and a single one. This sudden fall from the sky is such a beauty, do you think I can not be moved? So I decided to tell her that I'm still single and that I can "hype" it with you if you're interested. So I said......
"Of course he has a girlfriend, and his girlfriend is me Chi Tiantian!" No, this sentence is not for me, it is......
"Tiantian, why are you here?" When did you say this chick didn't appear, why did you choose to appear at such a critical time! This is a very pivotal moment, it may be the beginning of my journey from veterinary medicine to show business, it may be the second turning point in human history, the first turning point is the birth of Jesus.
"This is my home, why do you say I'm here!" Britney looks angry, and this anger comes from something called jealousy.
"No, oh, here's the thing, I ...... I was just talking to Ms. Fei Fei about the small things like the U.S. presidential election and the reshuffle of the Japanese cabinet. After that, he talked about how to improve China's people's livelihood and education system, and by the way, he talked about the great topic of practical and abstract significance such as what the 19th People's Congress will focus on and what will be the basic point. By the way, we also talked about the issue of North and South Korea, the issue of East and West oil. I heard that Afghanistan and Iraq are going to get married, Kyrgyzstan and Ethiopia are going to war, and there are ......"
"Okay, don't talk nonsense here, I'm annoyed when I hear it! Hurry up and go with me to my parents, they want to know the details of your future son-in-law! Saying that, Britney ignored my struggles, grabbed my arm and walked desperately towards the crowd.
Leaving Miss Butterfly Feifei alone and feeling lonely, I tried to turn my head and smile charmingly, which meant to say goodbye to her. You said that she would call me later, but I forgot to say it, I gave her the hotline number of a certain radio station, which I like and often call anonymously.
"Yu Xiaoxi, you give me an honest explanation, what did you say to the beautiful actress named Die Feifei just now? I've seen it all, you and her seem to be very close! Britney pulled me into a deserted corner, frowned, stared at apricot eyes, and began to interrogate me. The powdery look was so cute and so cute, white and red like a ripe peach, that I almost couldn't resist taking a bite of it.
"Hey, I said Miss Chi Tiantian, Chi Tiantian Chi Chi, Chi Tian Tian Xiao Nizi! You...... Why are you judging me? If I have violated any royal law, you will interrogate me if I have done something wrong! In short, I have the right to remain silent until my lawyer arrives, and of course you can record what I have just said as evidence in court if you wish. "I hold my proud head high, and I'm ignoring her. Cut, what's the big deal! Isn't your Chi Tiantian just a little more beautiful, don't you just have a hot body, aren't you just charming, attractive and domineering, what's there to show off and show off? Do you think that with this capital I will surrender to your pomegranate skirt? It's really laughing to death, is my Yu Xiaoxi the kind of womanizer who loses his rationality when he sees a beautiful woman? I...... Ah, what are you doing, ah......
"Don't, don't, Sweet! Tap, tap! "Who did this little Nizi's Nine Yin White Bone Claw learn from, why does it hurt so much when pinched on her body? I said how come these women are like this, pinching and twisting men at every turn, can't the commonality of women be expressed in some other, more elegant way?
I can't stand it anymore, I want to resist this inhuman abuse, I want to regain a little self-esteem for men, I want to ...... Tiantian, I was wrong.
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