"My dictionary!" The boy screamed in grief, the loudspeaker was probably disturbed, and the dictionary failed to hit the cockroach's back, so the cockroach continued to sing towards the back of the classroom.

"I'll go! What a cockroach! Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker, and she had the opportunity to intercept the cockroach and kill it with one kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue took care of the ice cream in her hand that she hadn't finished eating, she was not attentive enough, and she let the cockroach pass another hurdle.

"You wait! I'm going to have to stomp you to death! Xiong Yaoyue chased after her from behind, not forgetting to protect the remaining half of the ice cream in her hand.

The squad leader stared at the cockroaches and Xiong Yaoyue who ran towards him one after another, and his face was not very good-looking.

I'm curious to see how the squad leader will react.

Listening to Shu Zhe, the squad leader once shot and killed a wounded wild boar under the guidance of the forest guard's uncle, which can be regarded as facing quite a ferocious animal.

The innate aura of a hunter also makes small and medium-sized animals, such as cats and dogs, afraid to get close.

But I stumbled upon that the squad leader was afraid of rats, and the color was limited to black, and I didn't know what black rats were afraid of compared to wild boars.

Could it be that the class leader is unexpectedly similar to ordinary girls in this regard? If you're afraid of mice, aren't you afraid of cockroaches too? She pretended to be calm and looked at Xiong Yaoyue (and the cockroaches) who were getting closer and closer, could it be that she was actually terribly scared in her heart, but she was reserved for the majesty of the head of the first class, so she didn't scream?

The squad leader, who is particularly strong in many things, if he is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really make me remember the scene for a long time.

So I looked forward to it with such bad intentions, and didn't run over to help.

Suddenly I felt a sinking in my legs.

Xiaoqin took advantage of the chaos of the class and sat in my arms at some point, she closed her eyes tightly, put her arms around my neck and screamed:

"Don't let the bugs come! I'm most afraid of bugs! ”

My nose was crooked by her.

When I was a child, weren't you the one who stuffed the beetle, turtle, cricket, beetle, and unicorn into the collar of the back of my neck! Who do you have to say you're afraid of bugs!

"Get off me!" I commanded, "What if someone else sees you!" ”

However, Xiaoqin's timing was indeed accurate, and everyone's attention was on the cockroach at this time, and no one noticed that Xiaoqin was sitting on my lap.

"Ye Lin, I'm really scared, don't let the bugs come!" Celery wrapped my neck tighter.

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You used to be a bug terminator! The little boy in the entire compound is not as good at catching insects as you! ”

"It was before, it's now!" Xiaoqin's expression seemed to be really scared, "In girl's comics, there are often scenes where the heroine is frightened by insects and pounces into the arms of the male protagonist......"

"So you're pretending to be afraid of bugs and throwing yourself into my arms?"

"It's not~it's not!" Xiaoqin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from a girl's comics, and the first thing I learned was to be afraid of insects!" Especially the ones with carapaces, the ones that have a lot of legs when turned over...... God knows if Weishenme will not be afraid before! Whether it's a beetle or a centipede, I'm scared to death when I see it now! It's true! ”

Xiaoqin, who trembled in my arms, didn't seem to be lying.

Have you made yourself afraid of bugs for a long time with psychological suggestion? I was expecting to hear the squad leader scream, but I didn't expect to hear you scream at all! Do you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future?

"You get off my lap first, I'll clean up the bugs!"

After finally getting Xiaoqin to sit back in her place, I stood up and was about to walk towards the back door of the classroom (that is, near the class leader's seat), only to find that the class leader had already taken the first step.

The squad leader pulled out a yellow-green object from his desk, which seemed to be ...... A tennis ball! She took the tennis ball in her hand, made a preparatory motion similar to that of a baseball player pitching, and then swung her arms violently, and the long hair behind her rose high, and the tennis ball flew out of her hand with lightning speed!

"Pooh, get out of the way!" At the same time, the squad leader made a warning.

All the movements are done in one go, and the range of movements is carefully controlled, so as not to walk away by yourself in a skirt, which is really leaky.

The tennis ball, which was originally intended to be used against the Rose Sanjie, hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its insignificant life in an instant.

The tennis ball looks very old, it is estimated that it is one of the items that the squad leader collects on weekdays and intends to waste and reuse, smashing the cockroaches into a sap, this tennis ball can be regarded as having completed its historical mission and can be honorably retired.

The reason why the squad leader warned Xiong Yaoyue to stay out of the way was because the tennis ball was very elastic, and after it smashed the cockroach to death, the disgusting cockroach corpse on the surface bounced high from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly at Xiong Yaoyue's nose.

"Holy!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly fell down to the seat next to her, and dodged the "dead cockroach ball" at the last moment, the boy sitting in that position was like me, waiting to listen to the squad leader's screams with a lewd face, but at this time he was poked in his trouser pocket by the ice cream in Xiong Yaoyue's hand, and the feeling of ice and pain made him scream out of his own miserable.

The squad leader's orbit calculation is really accurate, after the tennis cockroach bounced up again, except for scaring Xiong Yaoyue, it never hit anyone on the way, at this time it had passed the highest point of the parabola, and it was about to fall near the front door of the classroom, which brought this matter to a complete end.

It's so good that the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside, and the head teacher, Mr. Yu, happened to pass by, and heard the chaos in the classroom of the second (3) class of junior high school, so he opened the door to see what was going on.

I'm so disgusting! The tennis ball hit Mr. Yu's mouth unbiasedly! The corpse of the cockroach made intimate contact with Teacher Yu's lips! Teacher Yu was not greatly injured, but he bent down and picked up the thing that hit him and looked at it, and immediately vomited! The degree is estimated to be worse than Aunt Ren's morning sickness!

The whole class suddenly became silent, wanting to laugh but not laughing, and all eyes were focused on the class leader who threw the tennis ball.

The class leader was embarrassed, and hurriedly ran over to Teacher Daoqian:

"Teacher Yu, I ......"

"Vomit woo woo woo woo-" Teacher Yu continued to vomit.

"I have tissues ...... here"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa—"

Zuihou is Niu Shili and Xiong Yaoyue stood up, and together with the class leader, Teacher Yu was sent to the infirmary.

Later, I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating knee abrasions for two male students in the infirmary, and he ignored Teacher Yu, who vomited something in his stomach and then kept retching, and just asked him to massage the three acupuncture points of "Neiguan, Guanyuan, and Hegu" by himself, saying that he would stop vomiting.

Do you think that Mr. Yu is a person who has crossed over from martial arts novels! Who knows where those three acupuncture points are!

It didn't take long for the students in the outer class to spread the rumor that "the female class leader of the second (3) class of junior high school beat the teacher with a tennis ball", and there are many versions, some say that it is because Teacher Yu is too cowardly, and even the class leader takes the lead in bullying him; It is said that the class leader wanted to hit a certain student in the front row, but he accidentally injured the teacher - but none of them mentioned cockroaches, because the difficulty of hitting the cockroaches that fled quickly with a tennis ball was too high, and they didn't believe it.

The vice principal also specially called Teacher Yu to the office for this reason, and the opening sentence was: "We educators, the biggest taboo is to ...... the female students in the class."

Even if it was a submissive teacher, he couldn't help but immediately deny: "I didn't do anything!" I was wrong to go into the classroom at that time! I couldn't eat for the next three days, and now I get sick when I see tennis on TV! ”

As if to punish his own mistakes, the squad leader threw away the two remaining tennis balls in the desk. Thanks to Xiaoqin, she has already issued a ban on the people of the Rose Group not to approach the squad leader, otherwise the squad leader will not even have a protective weapon.

When I returned the dried books on the windowsill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her talking to the loudspeaker about the class leader.

After listening to their discussion, I learned that the loudspeaker and the class leader were elementary school classmates, but they were not in the same class, and even so, the loudspeaker knew a lot of secrets about the class leader.

"Did you know that the squad leader weishenme is afraid of black mice?" The loudspeaker asked us inscrutablely.

"Do you know that?"

"Hehe, you Sister Yuhong just know! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, you can exchange it for pistachios! ”

"I'm running out of pistachios," Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "Is figs okay?" As she spoke, she pulled out a small bag of figs from her desk.

The loudspeaker took the fig and pouted: "You are such a foodie, I saw you eating pistachios during class, and it was gone after class - why aren't you fat!" ”

Xiong Yaoyue said with a sincere face: "As long as I do any exercise, you can also do it, I guarantee that you will not be fat." ”

"Forget it then," the loudspeaker waved his hand, "I'd better keep fat." ”

In exchange for a bag of figs, the loudspeaker told us the story that the squad leader and the black mouse had to tell.

I didn't expect that Shu Zhe would occupy so much space in the story.

The time probably happened when Shu Zhe was 2 years old and Shu Sha was 3 and a half years old.

That day, their mother heard that the gas pipe downstairs was leaking, so she went out to see it worriedly, and before leaving, she asked Shusha, who was already more sensible, to take good care of her younger brother who was napping in bed in open crotch pants.

Because his younger brother slept very soundly and slept honestly, Shu Sha looked at his younger brother for a while and went to the kitchen.

She seemed to have heard from the TV news that gas leaks are prone to explosions, so she went to the kitchen and sniffed with her nose to see if there was any smell of gas.

As a result, within two minutes of going to the kitchen, she heard her brother's cry from the bedroom, and she ran back to take a look, and was surprised: there was a black mouse entrenched between her brother's legs, biting her brother's little jj!

As soon as I heard it, I sprayed it, and the taste of this rat brother is too peculiar! Could it be that you didn't know the prophet and knew that Shu Zhe would become a pseudo-mother in the future, so you wanted to bite off this obstructive thing first, so as to save Shu Zhe a sum of money for flying to Thailand for surgery?

Fortunately, my sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's little JJ was saved, but he was bitten out of a small wound, and later went to the hospital for several shots of vaccines.

However, after this incident, the young Shusha blamed his brother's misfortune on his own negligence, and since then he has taken care of his younger brother, and gradually reached the level of doting, and has a psychological shadow on the black mouse since then, feeling that it is a symbol of his dereliction of duty.