I insisted on letting Xiaoqin Daoqian to Niu Shili, but she couldn't resist me, so Zuihou had to say:

"In person daoqian or something, I can't do it anyway! Otherwise, I'll make it up to him......"

"How to compensate? You hospitalized people for half a month, didn't you pay for it by inviting them to a meal, right? ”

"I ...... I'll introduce him to a girlfriend! ”

"Huh? Who do you want to introduce to him? ”

"What do you think of Xiao Huang......

"Xiao Huang? Yellow roses? Is the body like a ball and the face like Zhang Fei's? If you introduce Xiao Huang to Niu Shili, it would be better to beat him to death back then! ”

"Can't you?" Xiaoqin put her finger to her mouth and thought about it, "Then I have to replace it with someone else...... The Chizuru Girls' School I used to attend, there were about a thousand girls, and I was always able to pick the right ......."

"Hey, why do you think that the girls you picked out will definitely like Niu Shili?"

"Well, they should give me face......"

"Face? Is this a matter of saving face! ”

"How can I say that it is also the former ...... of Chizuru Girls' School. The former boss, although Xiaohong, Xiaohuang and Xiaohei took over, still has a certain influence among the students, and if the girl I selected does not agree to have a relationship with Niu Shili, it may be ......"

"Will you be retaliated against by the people of the Rose Group! I misread you! I thought you were just the captain of the execution team of the negative man, but it turned out to be the big devil who ruled the girls' school with high pressure? Can you do what you can do to force girls to socialize with others? ”

Xiaoqin grabbed the hair on both sides of her head in annoyance, "I don't want to either!" It was Ye Lin who asked me to ask Niu Shili to daoqian, so I made this decision! Besides, if you don't want to be forced, why don't you just train yourself? If you have someone like me who loves you deeply, no one can force you! ”

Fallacious reasoning! You think everyone else is a martial arts genius like you! People like Gong Caicai can't catch up with you with a finger after practicing for 100 years! If you are violently coerced, you may really cry and associate with someone you don't like!

It suddenly occurred to me that I was arguing with Xiaoqin so much about what I didn't have, and I didn't take into account a big premise: Does Niu Shili want to have a girlfriend?

The loudspeaker said that Niu Shili likes the class leader, but it is conservatively estimated that half of the boys in the second (3) class of junior high school like the class leader (many people like the class leader at the same time as they like Gong Caicai), if Gong Caicai is a cute little white rabbit, the class leader is a black falcon soaring in the sky, unattainable, with their own firm goals, on the way to achieve the goal, only occasionally take a break at the top of the towering peak, when you climb to the top of the peak with great difficulty, thinking that you can get close to her, she has flown to a higher place, so you can only hope for it, but you can never get it.

Therefore, Niu Shili's degree of liking the squad leader may not be higher than that of liking aliens, just as my current liking for Xiaoqin may not be higher than the degree of liking Optimus Prime.

Due to the special structure of Xiaoqin's brain, she completely follows the principle of "love is greater than the sky", so she thinks that this rule is also appropriate to apply to others - but Niu Shili is different from me, he is a good student in the eyes of the teacher, what should I do if I provoke him to fall in love early and delay his study? My original intention was to let Xiaoqin apologize, but it would be bad to do bad things with good intentions!

So I decided to test Niu Shili's idea first.

When I was doing radio gymnastics, I was standing behind Niu Shili, and taking the opportunity of turning my body to meet my eyes, I cautiously asked:

"Niu Shili, let me ask you something."

"What?" Niu Shili is wary of me.

"That...... It's just ...... "I don't have a good relationship with Niu Shili, and I blurted out if the other party wants to have a girlfriend, which is a bit unspeakable."

So I asked euphemistically: "Niu Shili, sometimes, do you feel empty and lonely?" ”

As soon as I said this, I regretted it.

Niu Shili widened his eyes behind the myopia lenses, like a lychee that was about to explode, the expression on his face was both shocked and frightened, and at the same time he subconsciously clamped the two buttocks to give his precious chrysanthemum an extra layer of protection.

"I warn you!" He was extremely angry, but he seemed unconfident and shouted, "I don't do it! You go find someone else! ”

After the broadcast gymnastics, I hesitated for a while before returning to the classroom, only to find Xiong Yaoyue sitting in my seat, busy with something.

I walked over and patted her on the shoulder, "Hey, what the hell are you messing with me?" ”

Xiong Yaoyue shook her shoulders, shook my hand away, and then said:

"Borrow your treasure to dry your books! I accidentally sprayed all the drinks on the Chinese textbook, I blame you for reading the essay and saying 'love the Japanese', your seat is right next to the window and there is sunlight, I put the book on the windowsill, you help me look at it well, I lost it and took you to ask! ”

Xiong Yaoyue spoke to me in the same tone as if she was a real best friend, she looked at the Chinese textbooks that had been ravaged by the storm, and said with chagrin:

"It's really unlucky, even if it is dried, it will definitely become wrinkled, and the pages will be crooked like instant noodles!"

Xiong Yaoyue always spoke loudly, and the squad leader was attracted to it.

"Little Xiong ......" The squad leader was about to speak, but Xiong Yaoyue immediately replied: "Little Banban, what are you looking for me?" ”

The squad leader blushed, "I said I don't like to be called that!" ”

"Then don't call me Little Bear!" Xiong Yaoyue playfully said, "Now I like to be called 'Pooh'!" High-end foreign atmosphere, cold and noble, high-......"

Do you change your new nickname to be high-class? zuihou is an idiom that is used incorrectly!

The squad leader frowned and said, "I can't change it for a while." ”

Xiong Yaoyue was like a sloth, lying on my desk very unorthodoxically, grabbing the squad leader's two hands, and admonishing:

"It's not difficult for the squad leader at all! Just call me Pooh! If you call me Pooh, I must be energetic in class, and I can score 60 points in the exam, what a good deal! ”

"Really? So how long will your nickname last? ”

"It must have taken a long time! Definitely longer than 'Little Bear'! Pooh's nickname finally doesn't contain bears! I'd love to use it for the rest of my life! ”

Who said Pooh doesn't contain bears! Pooh himself is a bear! If you go to a place that sells cheap dolls in the night market, you can see Pooh the Pooh copycat dolls everywhere!

The squad leader half-narrowed his eyes, "If I call you 'Pooh', can you promise not to call me a little ...... in the future Small class sizes? ”

"I promise!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly said, "If I don't keep my promise, I won't be able to marry in the future!" ”

"Alright then," the squad leader cleared his throat, "I'll call you 'Pooh' in the future, and I hope your nickname will last a little longer." ”

"Absolutely!" Xiong Yaoyue, who had achieved her goal, shouted happily, and only then did she remember to ask the squad leader: "Squad leader, you came to me, what were you going to say?" ”

"It's nothing," the squad leader broke free from Xiong Yaoyue's pincers with both hands, crossed his waist with one hand, and changed to a more casual standing posture, "If you are worried about the textbooks being crumpled, go home today and put the textbooks in the refrigerator freezer to freeze them overnight, and you can almost change back to their original appearance." ”

"Really!?" Xiong Yaoyue seemed to be so surprised when she heard that aliens had captured the White House, "Squad leader, you know a lot of life hacks!" Many housewives are not as good as you, right? If I were a man, I would think you were the best person to be a wife! ”

"It's just common sense," the class leader argued, "and you don't eat or drink in class in the future, it's not good for your studies and stomach, and the scraps of food may attract cockroaches." ”

"Yes! Be! I know! Although Xiong Yaoyue's voice was loud, it didn't sound very sincere.

After the squad leader left us to deal with the incident of Gonggong Cao's harassment of Gong Caicai, Xiong Yaoyue turned to me and said:

"Actually, if I were a man, I wouldn't marry Xiaobanban as a wife."

"Huh? Did you just swear that you would never call the squad leader the nickname again, and as a result, you immediately broke your oath? Aren't you afraid that your vow will be fulfilled and you won't be able to marry in the future? ”

"Hehe, the squad leader doesn't particularly like change, and once she starts calling me Pooh, it's very difficult to change back, so my battle is won! The squad leader will definitely call me Pooh in the future, but whenever I am happy, I can call the squad leader 'Little Banban'! ”

To be complacent for this level of trickery, Xiong Yaoyue is really naïve.

"Hey, answer my question! I ask you, does it matter if you break your oath? This isn't the first time you've sworn by 'you won't get married', right? ”

Xiong Yaoyue put her tongue against her cheeks, and she also made a strange appearance when she was thinking.

"Actually, I don't really want to get married in the future, so even if I'm a man, I won't marry the squad leader."

Then I want the squad leader to marry you! And you don't want to get married!

Xiong Yaoyue supported the back of her head with both hands, leaned back on the back of the seat, and looked at the slowly rotating ceiling fan on the ceiling.

"We don't even have air conditioning in our classrooms, and I'm so hot that I don't even want to wear a bra!"

"I'm off topic again! The topic just now is not the temperature in the classroom! ”

"Oh, I always feel that there is a big difference between people, two people live together all day long, there is no distance at all, it is inevitable that there will be no friction, and the original very good friend may become an enemy - what a tragedy! It's better to be free with each other, to be together if you want to be together, and to be separated if you want to be separated! ”

So is it "unmarried"? I thought you didn't marry the squad leader when you became a man, because you thought the squad leader was verbose!

In a self-study class in the afternoon, Xiong Yaoyue ate matcha ice cream while writing her homework.

Although the squad leader saw it, but if the ice cream is confiscated, in a classroom without a refrigerator, the ice cream will definitely melt, which is too expensive, and the classroom without air conditioning is indeed very difficult, I think the squad leader may want to eat ice cream herself, but she, as the squad leader, can't make this bad head, so she has to endure it herself.

"Oops!" Suddenly a girl in the front row screamed.

"Ahhhh Like a relay race, the girls nearby also screamed, and the horror level was raised to a higher level.

"Cockroaches! There are cockroaches! ”

Hearing that there were cockroaches, Gong Caicai, who was still far away, turned pale and almost immediately fainted with fright.

A few of the boys in the front row used to step on them, but I don't know if they were too stupid, or if they wanted to continue to listen to the screams of the girls, and deliberately showed mercy to the cockroaches' feet.

"Get out of the way, let me come!" The loudspeaker snatched an English dictionary from the boy in the front row and aimed at the cockroach that was running quickly in an "S" shape, intending to smash it to death with the dictionary.