The mistakes made in the past were all caused by being young and naïve, so it should not be used as an excuse to punish us today, men and women, who hasn't been naïve a few times!

How to say it, I don't know love at all!

"Sweet ...... Tiantian, don't look at me like that, okay, I'...... I'm scared! "If there is no bottom in this person's heart, he will have no confidence when he speaks it, and in psychology we call this condition a deficiency of heart.

"Yu Xiaoxi, let me ask you, have you had anything with that beautiful girl, is she your first love?" Oops, I don't even call Brother Yu anymore, just call me Yu Xiaoxi! Girl, I'm a few years older than you, and it's rude for you to call him by his first name!

"Oh Tiantian, you see where you said, she is my first love, my first love was when I was in kindergarten, at that time, there was a very cute little girl in our class, she ......"

"What, and a girl! You bad-hearted, stinky rascal, how many women do you have! "I'm obedient, what is a big fuss, this is called a big fuss! You said that your heart is too small, and it would be forgivable if you were jealous of that female high school student, but why don't you even let go of a kindergarten girl! Besides, isn't that all in the past, you also care about the matter of Chen sesame rotten cabbage leaves!

"Look at you really, how many women do I have, you are the second emperor in the Forbidden City, there are three palaces, six courts, and seventy-two concubines! I'm just you...... Besides, those things are not all in the past, let's look forward, people who are nostalgic for the past will never grow up! ”

"Hmph, you don't play tricks on me! One day, if I find out that you have done something sorry for Miss Chi Tiantian, see that I don't bite you to death! Say, what happened to you and that high school girl, you'd better recruit me from the truth, otherwise you'll be comfortable! "Cut, you seem to be taking care of me! Why do you care about me, who are you mine? Could it be that Lao Tzu is merry and happy, and he still has to inform you, and he has to get your consent! You also put your position too high in Lao Tzu's mind, tell you, the higher this swing, the more painful it will hurt to fall, you better give it to me...... Do you say what I'm going to say next, Britney, will she believe it?

Here's the thing, wasn't I young and ignorant at the time? Young man, the blood is strong, isn't it normal to have a little crush on your thoughts? I fell in love with that beautiful girl, but I'm thin-skinned, and I'm embarrassed to confess to others. But I was glad to find that the girl seemed to be interested in me, and from time to time she would peep at me with her two big beautiful eyes. I've bumped into her several times, and every time I respond to her with affectionate eyes, she blushes and lowers her head. I thought to myself, there is a drama, as long as I take the initiative to make this beautiful karma. So I mustered up the courage to ask one of my friends to send a message to her, saying that I would wait for her in the gazebo in the school garden after the evening self-study. To say that our gazebo is really a good place, surrounded by green water, there is a very good rockery, which is a good place for men and women to tryst. It was the cold winter season, the temperature was low, and the air was cold, but this did not shake my confidence in asking her out. Soon my best friend came to talk back to me, forgetting to say that my best friend was a stammer, especially when I was nervous. I saw him running up to me in a hurry, sweating profusely and gesturing to me. I said what are you nervous about, you can say anything, why are you more anxious than me. It seems that he must have brought good news, otherwise how could he be so excited. Good brother, really a good brother, a real good brother is like this, being a pseudo-mother at a critical time, and being a matchmaker at the most critical time. Don't worry, brother, if this matter is done, brother, I will definitely ask you to rub it.

"Little ...... Creek, she ...... She asked me to pass you a message, to ...... Say ......"

"You can hurry up, you want to kill me in a hurry!" Obediently, this is a matter related to my own happiness, can I not be in a hurry?

"Okay, I...... I say...... Say hurry! She asked me to say to you...... Say you're going alone in the gazebo tonight...... Go to ......"

"Did she leave me alone in the gazebo to wait for her? Oops, I knew she wouldn't turn me down! Brother, you have made a great contribution this time, and my brother will definitely have a heavy reward afterwards! ”

"No...... Not the creek, you ...... You listen to me, she's Jean...... Let you go ......"

"Okay brother, I know, I know she asked me to wait for her at the gazebo. Don't worry, brother, I'll definitely get your sister-in-law! ”

"Little ...... Brook, no...... Oops I ...... I can't tell, I'm ...... Things are not what you think......" He was so anxious that he almost jumped up, okay, I know you want to receive a reward from me, but don't worry, when my brother and I return triumphantly, we will definitely reward you one by one.

"Okay, good brother, I know, I know that you have done a lot for me, and I have it in my heart, brother. You see that it's not easy for you to speak, just take a break, I understand what you mean, you can rest assured, I won't treat you badly! ”

"Little ...... Listen to me, O brook...... Say yes? I ......"

"Shut up, you still say you're addicted, aren't you, Lao Tzu is the kind of ungrateful person! Look at your little bit of interest, isn't it just a matter of a meal, as for you! After that, I ignored his stop and ran back to the dormitory to get dressed. This was my first date with a girl, so I can't be too shabby.

Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed. Now I'm just waiting for the evening to come, oh I'm dripping my liver, plopping and jumping! Finally, I finally got through the difficult evening self-study. When I left the classroom, I took a special look at the girl, yo, and pretended not to see me, it seems that this girl is strange and can pretend. So I hurried to the date and waited for the beautiful woman to go to the appointment, if there was a moon in the sky at the moment, it would be even more romantic. It is the so-called willow tip on the moon, and people are about after dusk. Heck, it's exciting to think about. It's just that the weather is getting colder and colder, and I am shivering with cold even after wearing a thick cotton jacket. But my heart is still warm, for the sake of great love, it is definitely worth it for a man to suffer a little cold.

Oops, I was too anxious to ask people about the date time! Why don't I go back to my dorm and come back later?" No, what if she suddenly came after I left! If she doesn't find me, won't she blame me for breaking my appointment? Forget it, let's wait for her. Maybe she's testing my sincerity, maybe people are hiding somewhere now, and I can't back down at this critical time.

So I stood alone in the cold wind and waited, waited. I don't know how long I waited, but by the time I came back to my senses, it was twelve o'clock in the morning. It's over, this girl must be lost, she can't find me, it seems that today is a date that can't be done. So what to do, go back, am I really stupid to stand here and wait for her all night! You're an idiot to me!

It's twelve o'clock in the night, and I don't know if the door of the dormitory is closed. I hope it's not closed, otherwise Lao Tzu may really have to freeze outside overnight. You say that if this person is unlucky, he will fart and hit his heels. Just as I was about to return to my dorm room and burrow into the warm bed, a flashlight suddenly shot at me. , the night guard must have spotted me. It's terrible, if he catches me, I'm speechless, you say that I don't sleep in the middle of the night and run around this campus, what will others think! Others will think that I have bad intentions, and I get up in the middle of the night to break down the door and pick the lock to steal things! Oh, what can I do now, if I get it to the school leaders, I will be expelled from the school, and the public security bureau will be involved! Why don't I run away, no, how can I run past him on these two legs, but they are professionally trained guards! Now it is really difficult to ride a tiger, a dilemma, and for the first time in my life, I feel the true meaning of the word "no end". I'm so anxious that I want to die, but as the so-called urgency gives birth to wisdom, I really give birth to wisdom in this hurry. So I quickly raised my arms and posed like a zombie.

Sleepwalking! By the way, can't you get away with pretending to be sleepwalking! This person is sleepwalking, but he doesn't know what he's doing, and even if he catches me, I'll have a way to quibble! Tsk, my brain, that's literally plucked from Einstein.

However, there is still a difference between this real sleepwalking and fake sleepwalking, and real sleepwalking does not know anything, but my fake sleepwalking is different. At that time, my little liver was jumping so badly, if my mouth was big enough, it would have popped out with a bang. But in spite of this, I still pretended not to know anything, and my eyes were wide open and I was just walking forward, and my mouth was still reading English words, which was all the more like this.

At first, he was a little surprised and suspicious when he "met" the guard, but soon he was overwhelmed by my super acting skills. Originally, he was going to take me and ask me for the guilt, but now he didn't dare to do that by borrowing his courage. It is said that if a sleepwalker wakes up from being frightened, he will die of fear on the spot, or he will be frightened and go crazy, and I don't think he can afford such a big responsibility. Besides, even if he is not afraid to take responsibility and wants to wake me up, he must have that ability! For me now, I won't "wake up" if you put an atomic bomb in front of me.

"Tut, look at what the current education system has forced these children to be, alas, what a pitiful!" The guard uncle sighed affectionately behind me after I calmly "passed" his body, to be honest, I really wanted to respond to him without caring about anything: Brother, what you said is so reasonable, brother, I feel the same way! But I held back, after all, I knew the consequences of doing so, and I finally managed to hide it from him, and I didn't want to expose myself.

"Tsk, what a hard worker! I didn't forget to memorize English words even when I was sleepwalking, and you said that my son could study as hard as he did! The guard continued to praise behind me, but I didn't have the heart to stop and talk to you, I was going to freeze on both feet.

The next day, with a pair of red and angry eyes, I blocked my old friend who was the messenger in the corner.

"Didn't you fucking mean that people wanted me to wait for her in the gazebo, I TMD froze there all night last night, and I didn't even get a fart, and I was almost caught by the gendarmerie and put in jail, you better explain to me what the hell is going on!" Yes, he had to explain it to me, otherwise I would make him into an ice sculpture for the students to see.

"When am I going to tell you that they want you to wait in the gazebo?"

"Fuck, you said it, why do you still want to repay the debt?"

"I said Creek, you...... Why are you a ...... person? It's a monkey rush! Did you finish listening to me last day? If they want me to tell you, don't be delusional, you can go to the pavilion and die alone! "My day, why don't you stutter at all now when you talk this shit!

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"Hahaha...... laughed at me, Brother Yu, you really laughed me to death! Oh no, I'm going to die, I'm going to die! Haha...... "This is Britney's laughter, it sounds so harsh, so annoying, so ...... Why is this chick's body so soft? No, why did she arch into my arms again!