Chapter Seventy-Two: Thunder
There is a saying that God is not beautiful, in fact, it is not important whether God is beautiful or not, the most important thing is the will of the parties.
It was easy to insist on watching this episode of the stinky and long youth idol drama, and when I came back to my senses, I found that Britney had fallen asleep in my arms, and she made a naughty snort. This dead Nizi was originally pulled by me to accompany her to watch, but I didn't expect that in the end she died before me, what a tragedy!
I couldn't bear to wake her up when I saw her cute sleeping appearance, so I carefully put her head flat on the pillow, covered the quilt and got up and went back to the other bed. To be honest, if I have bad intentions now, this little girl will be unlucky, and even if I take advantage of her, I don't know. But am I, Jade Creek, the kind of despicable and filthy person, capable of doing this despicable act of taking advantage of the danger of others? Of course I won't, and if I want to come, I'll come clearly.
I was going to watch TV and go back to sleep, but when I looked up at the clock on the wall, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening. In fact, nine o'clock in the evening was nothing to me in the past, I used to live the so-called "nightlife", and I had absolutely no sleepiness until half past eleven at night. But now I can't, I'm going to open my doors tomorrow morning for business, so I have to go to bed early and get up early. Second, I don't have to support my family in addition to making ends meet, even if I don't eat, but this lazy pig on the bed still has to eat, I can't think about her!
It was already raining heavily, and from the window you could see the shadows of the swaying trees blown by the wind, and it was pitch black, which was quite scary at first glance. So I hurried over and closed the curtains, this girl is cowardly, and if this lazy pig accidentally sees something unclean through the window when she gets up at night, she must not be scared to death! After doing this, I went back to bed, lay down, and turned off the TV with the remote control. Then I turned off the lamp in front of the bed, and the room immediately went dark. Sleep, hope to have a good night's sleep.
But in the middle of the night, I was awakened by a painful scream, accompanied by lightning and thunder outside. It turned out that it was not only raining, but also thundering!
In fact, the first thing I felt was not these, but the extra person in my arms. Judging from the size and softness of the person in her arms, I can only guess that she is a woman, but who else can this woman be considered from the reality and objective factors? Except for Chi Tiantian's chick, who else is likely to get into my bed in the middle of the night! But I just woke up from my sleep, my consciousness has not fully awakened, and I am not afraid of your joke when I say it, I was dreaming just now, and it is a very fragrant spring dream. In my dream, I am a great emperor, and I am pampering my concubine in the harem. In my dream, although I can't remember the appearance of my beloved concubine clearly, since she is a princess, she is not too ugly. Besides, my concubine was undressing in front of me, and this coat had been taken off, and when I was about to take off my underwear, damn it, I was suddenly awakened. Grandma, you said you would wake me up late and die, at least until I saw it...... Oh my God, this "thing" in my arms is so soft and smooth, why does this rub so graceful? What's wrong with my hand, is that my hand? Oh, don't touch it, you've touched it through other people's underwear. What is soft and elastic to the touch? What is this going on, so slippery and flat! Further down, further down, huh? What is this, how have I never touched it, what a strange shape! It's a bit like a ripe and cracked peach. Further down, continue down, and finally feel out, this is a human thigh, right? Oops, it's so plump and so slippery, I remember my thighs don't seem to be so slippery, right?
No, I've touched the whole body of the girl! At that moment, another thunderbolt struck, and my consciousness suddenly woke up. At the same time, the jade man in his arms screamed again, and his soft and warm delicate body also arched desperately into my neck socket, armpit and other sockets. I quickly turned on the lamp in front of the window, and the room lit up instantly.
"Chi Tiantian, who told you to run to my bed? If I knew you were so disobedient, I should have planted a mine next to my bed and blown you up halfway! ”
"Brother Yu, I'm afraid, I'm afraid! Hold me tight, hold me tight! The little witch ignored the anger in my eyes, and continued to roll in my arms without knowing whether she was alive or dead. Cut, if you let me hug you tight, I'll hug you tightly, why, do you think you're a pillow!
"Afraid? What is there to be afraid of? Did you see a ghost? ”
"No, it's outside, it's just outside...... Yes! Woo...... "Boom! There was another thunderclap, and now Xiao Nizi was scared and cried. I see, now I finally understand, it turns out that I am afraid of thunder! Oh, I said you girls are really, what's there to be afraid of this thunder, isn't it just that God is farting, who has a bad stomach and can't let out a few farts! The air pollution has been so serious in the past two years, God is indigestion, and it is not unusual to let out a few loud farts!
"What are you afraid of, isn't there me here!" After understanding the situation, I relaxed, but fortunately it wasn't this little girl who wanted to force me in the middle of the night, otherwise I really didn't know how to deal with it. Tell me, what should I do if there is really a beautiful woman who comes to me in the middle of the night? Do you think I am a strong refusal or a ruthless resistance? I think it's better to smile gently, which is conducive to the construction of interpersonal relationships!
"Well, Brother Yu, will you protect me?" Britney was clinging to me, and a small white and smooth hand had reached into the pajamas on my chest, pressing thickly against my heart.
"Hehe, fool, how could Brother Yu not protect you? I'm a seven-foot man, can't I protect you as a girl! You're really, you're so old and you're afraid of thunder, what's so scary about thunder? I patted her little head gently, this is the time when girls need comfort the most, and it is also the time when they should show the tender side of men. As a man with deep affection, it is necessary for me to care for the weak.
"But...... But people have been afraid of thunder since they were children! In the past, when it was thundering, my mommy slept with me in her arms, but now that mommy is gone, people have to come to you! ”
"Yo he, I picked up a girl who was lying still and didn't move, don't you say that this thunder is quite timely!"
"I hate it, you're bullying me again!"
"Okay, go back to sleep obediently, with me here, Lei won't chop you to death!" I looked up and saw that it was already past two o'clock in the morning, and it would probably be dawn in a few hours. I had to get some rest for a few hours, so I had to get her back to her bed. Otherwise, how can I sleep, and ask heartily: With such a hot beauty in your arms, do you still have the heart to sleep?
"I don't, I want you to sleep with me! Brother Yu, I'm afraid, I don't dare to sleep alone! "Britney hugged me tightly, so that I had no chance of breaking free. Looks like I have to do it, I can't really ignore her! You see that she is actually quite pitiful, this father and mother don't want her anymore, and I, a kind person, are left to take her in, if I don't care about her...... Damn, such a beautiful little beauty, I'm afraid I can't find someone who loves her!
"Okay, you can sleep in peace, I'll sleep with you in my arms!" I just want her to fall asleep quickly, so I can continue to rest. But......
A few minutes passed
"Brother Yu, I can't sleep, can you tell me a story to put me to sleep?" Obediently, I'm so sleepy now, she even said I can't sleep, why are you so tormented?
"Well, I'll tell you the story of the duckling!" Alas, I can't sleep anyway, so I'll just follow her heart!
"No, I don't want to listen to that story?"
"Why don't I tell you the story of Little Red Riding Hood?" Mom, I finally understand the pain of raising children now.
"I don't want to listen to it, everyone has heard it hundreds of times!"
"Then what stories do you want to hear, I will only tell such a few fairy tales, do you want to hear the story of Snow White and the Prince of Dark Horses?"
"Oh, who told you fairy tales! People want to hear your own story, Brother Yu, can you tell me a story of your own? "No wonder they all say that girls love gossip, you are a spy, you want to investigate my details, don't you?
"My own story? What story do I have to tell? Well, I'll tell you something about my time in high school! At that time, I was very good in my class, and I was the idol of almost all boys and girls. There is a very beautiful girl in our class, not to mention how beautiful the girl is, she is simply ......."
"What, pretty girl? Does she look as pretty as I am? Britney interrupted me suddenly, her eyes full of jealousy. Why are these girls like this, they don't like others to say that other girls are beautiful in front of them, why are you so small!
"That'...... Of course it's not as pretty as you! Who are you Chi Tiantian, that is a peerless beauty who has captivated the country and the city, how can she be a vulgar fan like you! "I admit that I am a bit hypocritical to compliment her, but I know very well that if I am not hypocritical now, then I will die a miserable and heroic death, and maybe tonight next year will be my death day.
"Hee-hee-hee, that's pretty much it. Well, you go ahead, what happened next? "I didn't expect me to really pass the test, women's weaknesses are so obvious, it's hard to find out if you want to.
"Later, what happened...... You also know that this love of beauty is shared by everyone, and almost all the men in our class at that time had a crush on that girl, including me. As the so-called people are not romantic teenagers, I was at the age of the beginning of love, so this heart is naturally very crush on this girl, I ...... it"
"What, you dare to have a crush on another girl! Don't you want to live anymore! My words were interrupted by her again, and now I noticed that this time Britney's eyes flashed not only with jealousy, but also with resentment in them. It is the resentment and jealousy of one woman's naked, untouched by any other woman, and it is like a fire that can instantly burn everything, including your soul.
Suddenly, I felt like my mouth was in trouble again, oh my God, Britney, don't kick me out at this time, it's still raining outside!
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