Chapter Ninety-Eight: Torment
What is the hardest thing to endure, wait for death!
If nothing else, I'm in a situation like waiting to die, it's already noon, but I haven't even eaten breakfast yet! It's not because I'm sleeping, it's because of my broken left leg. Now I find it hard to even move, let alone whimsically find something to fill my stomach. Think about the fact that I had a large package of food, but I lost it all in a desperate fight last night. You say I couldn't remember to carry my package when I ran away, and then I wouldn't have to lie here and drink the northwest wind at the moment. Damn, God is against me, I want to drink a northwest wind to paint cakes to satisfy my hunger, and TMD is blowing a southeast wind!
As soon as I thought of the big bag of delicious food, I kept swallowing my saliva, I said the Five Organs Temple, the Five Organs Temple, don't call your grandmother's anymore, okay? I know you're hungry, but am I not hungry? Now even if a cow falls from the sky, I can eat it whole! Heck, even if you don't have anything to eat, at least you have to give me something to drink! If you don't have any wine, you can give me saliva to drink! Now my body is severely dehydrated, and my lips are dry like saline. Could it be that my Jade Creek is really going to starve to death and die of thirst like now? No, I'm not reconciled, this kind of death is too TMD uncomfortable, how can it be more comfortable to be a full ghost! Honestly, I really want to climb up this not-so-steep hill and go to my old cave to get that bag of goodies. Even if I meet that group of wolves halfway, I'm not afraid, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu fights his last strength and dies with them, it's better than lying here and waiting for death. But, but I'm powerless, I can't help it! That left leg was so unassuming that it hurt a little bit. Not to mention climbing a mountain, it's impossible to even stand up!
I'm so hungry, I'm so thirsty! Seriously, if anyone can give me a piece of bread or a bottle of mineral water at this time, I will be grateful to her for the rest of my life, even if I let me make a promise, but the premise is that she has to be a beautiful C-girl, otherwise I would rather starve to death than accept this food! In the past, I didn't believe that a person would die of hunger strike, because once people were hungry to a certain extent, they would find food on their own. Now I'm skeptical, I didn't deliberately go on a hunger strike, I was a passive hunger strike! I'm looking for something to eat, but ...... Alas!
Damn, I don't believe a man can starve to death, and this is not in a famine year. Besides, I'm a big man, if I am starved to death, I will laugh to death! Reputation is my lifeline, and I don't allow others to laugh at me! Yes, I want to live, I want to live strong! But how am I going to live?
By the way, I heard that the Red Army ate everything when they crossed the meadow. Grass roots and bark can be used to satisfy hunger, and even the belt is used to cook soup and drink, this belt on my body is authentic buffalo skin, if it is so easy to use to cook soup and drink, isn't it a pity? What a waste, that's money to buy! It seems that it is better to eat some tree bark and grass roots, they are all green foods, nutritious, healthy and pollution-free! Isn't it grass that cows eat, but you see how strong other cows grow! Look at these grasses around you, how attractive the flowers are, they must contain a lot of vitamins and proteins, maybe a small amount of trace elements, eat this thing will definitely live a long life! I comforted myself so much to encourage myself to nibble on the tender grass.
I plucked a few grass seedlings and was about to put them in my mouth, but as soon as I got to my mouth, I stopped. No, it's too unappetizing to eat like this, how can you eat it? I'm not a sheep, what if I'm allergic to these grasses? I think I'd better think of another way! By the way, I just have to make these straws look like food and think of them as all kinds of deliciousness. Okay, this method is good, it's worth a try! What can be made up? That's right, let's weave it into the shape of a bun! The meat buns with thin skin and big filling, fat and oily out, tsk, make me have a great appetite when I think about it! It's not good, why did the saliva stay, just right, swallowing it should be a thirst quenching! Later, I'll get a stick to string them together, barbecued pork buns, meat and vegetarian dishes, oops, no, I can't stand it anymore! Hurry up and do it, just wait for the dumplings to go to the pot! Hey? Isn't it a bun that I made, why did it become a dumpling again? Whatever, as long as he can fill his stomach!
The "bun" is finally ready, and although it looks a little ugly, it can still be put in your mouth if you make do. But this bun seems to be a little too round, a bit like a steamed bun, and a bit like a braised lion's head! Yes, the lion's head is good, the lion's head is the best! Or imagine this thing as a lion's head and eat it? Well, that's a good idea, it's worth a try! So I closed my eyes and imagined that instead of a ball of grass in my mouth, I was stuffed with a fat and juicy braised lion's head, and the taste was delicious! Crispy and smooth, the skin is fragrant and the meat is smooth, oily but not greasy, and the aftertaste is ...... , why is it so bitter! Phew, I spit it out, and then quickly wiped the grass juice stuck to my lips with my sleeve. No wonder the taste is different, not as good as expected! It turns out that the real braised lion's head is red, and the one I ate is green!
It seems that the method of eating grass is no longer working, or should you eat tree bark instead? By the way, the bark is good, and the bark is rich in nutrients! As the saying goes, people want to face trees and bark, and the effect of this bark is definitely no less than any organic green food. And this bark can also be imagined as different delicious, for example, you can imagine a small piece of fried twist flowers, a large piece can be imagined as a barbecue whole sheep, a hard piece can be eaten as a rib, and a soft piece can be eaten as a sausage. Oops, it's everything, it's a feast! Thinking of this, I threw away the lump of grass in my hand and found a branch in my hand. Now in my hand is not a twig, but a string of flesh and bones that are smelling like they are grilled together, or maybe a skewer of lamb that I will eat immediately, I thought, and my mouth opened and began to nibble on it......
This grass can't be digested after eating, so forget it, how good it is to eat the bark! Eating tree bark can strengthen the body, eating tree bark can prolong life, and eating tree bark can ...... Forget it, I'd better keep going hungry!
How long has it been? Isn't it been four or five days? Oh my God, I didn't expect my life to be so hard, it's been four or five days and I haven't even died! Look at your watch, no, it's only been nineteen minutes! No, I don't think it's going to be so hard every minute! What does it mean to live like a year, today I can be regarded as a teacher. Grandma's, this kind of sitting back and waiting for death is so difficult, it's better to die, it's a hundred. I really yearn for death when I think about it, is it that after death, I don't need to suffer from hunger and thirst like now. Well, then I'll die. But how can I die, poison or cut my wrists? Or do you untie your belt and hang yourself? But these are currently compared, and the conditions do not allow it! If you think about it, all you have to do is bite your tongue and kill yourself, or bite your tongue, right? I tried to bite it with my teeth, and my mom was in pain! How is it possible, how painful it must be to bite your tongue and kill yourself. Usually, when I accidentally bite my tongue during eating, I will stand up and jump for a long time, and now I am actually asked to bite off my tongue and kill myself? How is it possible, this is not in line with the laws of human evolution at all!
But at present, what can I do but solve my own life as soon as possible, is it really that I will lie here and die of thirst and starvation little by little, and finally turn into a terrible dried corpse in the sun and rain? No, I don't want to be like that! I think that my jade creek is not a jade tree in the wind, and it is chic, but at least it is also a talent, which is rare in the world. How can it become that terrible honor? I feel scared to think about it! Or I'll put down my body and shout for help, maybe someone will come to my rescue when they hear it! Save...... Forget it, the people didn't shout later, but they attracted the wolf, and then I didn't even have the final say on how to die.
Oh my God, how did I offend you? Why do you have to do this to me? I know that I may be too good a person, which is why I am jealous of some people, but there is no reason why even you should be jealous of me! Could this really be the legendary jealous talent? I said God, you're too cautious, I'm so respectful to you, so cautious, I never dare to scold you, why the hell you just can't get along with me!
Alas, this man's words are good when he is about to die! I was pitiful, and I didn't have a few words to say to someone before I died. Do you say that I am called a dead blind eye, I am full of bitterness and have nowhere to confide, even if I die, I am a ghost who has died unjustly. I'm not reconciled, I'm not convinced! I think my Yu Xiaoxi has a bright and upright life, except for when I was a child, I didn't know how to peek at the neighbor's sister to go to the toilet, I didn't do anything other bad and lacking morality! How unjustly I died, how worthless I was! Yes, I'm a few years old in my twenties, and I'm a little virgin by now! I haven't really tasted what this woman is like, can I be willing to let me die so simply? When I go down to the underworld, do I have the face to see those old friends who are about the same age as me and have a group of descendants, do I have the face to see the ancestors and ancestors of my Yu family? I'm not filial, the Yu family has been prosperous for so many generations, and the children and grandchildren are full. It's good to pass it on to my generation of Yu Xiaoxi, not only did I not even have a daughter-in-law to marry, I didn't even have time to give birth to a son and daughter, and I didn't even have time to break a virgin membrane! Shame on people, shame on the face of our ancestors for generations!
If I had known that this would be the case, I should have given her up when she was around me. It doesn't matter if she's a virgin or not, at least I'll know that I'm no longer a virgin later, so that even if I'm dead, I'll have an explanation for my ancestors! It's all because I didn't open my mind at the time, why do I have to find a virgin to be my wife, am I a little too traditional, too rigid, too stubborn! In the end, people patted their buttocks, left without a sound, ran abroad, and never came again. Alas, I regret thinking about this!
There is also a girl named Chi Tiantian, that chick is also very good. People are beautiful and have a good figure, why can't I bear to do it? You said that people and I have lived under the same roof for so long, in the eyes of outsiders, it is a typical illegal cohabitation! Since I'm already living together, why do I have to fix that void, living together in different beds? Fuck, I'm just a typical idiot!
Also, there is this beautiful Miao girl Hua Yao, what a delicate flower bone! Nowadays, where can you find such a pure and lovely girl, this is simply the best cream chocolate tart falling from the sky! You say that the range of my hand is so small, I got along for several days before kissing the small mouth of my relatives, why can't I be a little more colorful!
Alas, regret it! Alas, what a regret! It's too late to think about anything now, it's too late! Just close your eyes and get a good night's sleep, maybe you can dream of something you want in your dreams. Chunmeng, come quickly, how I want to hug you again before I die. Hey, don't say it's really spiritual, I really heard a familiar sweet voice calling me in my dream!
"Brother Xiaoxi, Brother Xiaoxi, where are you? Where! ”
Whether this was a dream or not, I couldn't figure it out for a while.
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