The difference between a hero and a bear is: one can be killed, the other can be humiliated!

Although I don't dare to claim to be a hero, I dare to boast that I am definitely not a bear. Therefore, this tail wagging and begging, and stealing a living is resolutely not done. Isn't the worst plan to be to die, and after death, do you have to take the corpse out of the grave and whip the corpse? It's a pity that I can't die easily now, otherwise you won't even be able to find a place to start with the whip.

There are currently two paths in front of me, one is a dead end, and the other is still a dead end. It's just that the former is the bones of a group of hungry wolves who have been eaten by a group of hungry wolves, and the latter is a fall under a cliff and broken bones. Come to think of it, these two ways of dying don't seem to be very glamorous, and neither is very decent. But if you analyze it carefully, it seems that the latter is slightly better, even if it is broken, but at least it is still a pile of meat. It's like the former being gnawed by a wolf, I'm afraid there are no bones left. So after a third of a second of consideration, I decided to choose the latter and jumped off a cliff to my death.

Damn, it's the last moment of my life, can't I still decide where my body will go? At present, I have no choice to live, and anyone who does not say that the hungry wolves on the other side absolutely disagree. But I can choose how to die, what can you wolf dogs do with me! Even if you push me to a dead end together, what can you do with me, can you eat me? Tell you not to dream, Lao Tzu will not give this stinky skin to the mountains and rivers to be trampled on.

Suddenly, I remembered the five heroes of Langya Mountain that I had learned since I was a child, and the scene at that time was similar to the situation I am in now. It's just that they are facing a group of little Japanese devils, and I am facing a group of hungry wolves that are not much worse than Japanese devils. In order to avoid being humiliated after being caught by the devil, the five strong men finally resolutely jumped into the abyss and melted their heroic souls into the mountains and rivers of the motherland. What a touching picture, what an indignant scene! Now that the story of that year is repeating itself again, as a descendant of Yan and Huang raised by the Chinese nation, how can I discredit my ancestors? I would rather die than be a slave to the country, and shed my blood for the great rejuvenation of the motherland, and today we will really put it into practice! The blood in my heart is surging, and the passion in my heart is shouting, martyrs who sacrificed for communism, I, Yuxiaoxi, am here to accompany you! I lifted my foot and was ready to jump......

No, I'm afraid of heights, I have a fear of heights!

Your grandmother, you said that I am a dignified old man who is not even afraid of death, but why is he so afraid of heights? I used to stand on the third floor and I didn't dare to look down, but now I am in the abyss under my feet, no, my legs are shaking, my head is going to be dizzy. No, Yu Xiaoxi, you must not go wrong at this critical time! If you don't jump, it'll be too late, and those hungry wolves will rush up and nibble on you! But my legs just wouldn't listen to the call, and I wouldn't take any further steps to death. In the moment after that, my mind changed again, and a new thought came to my mind.

Although these hungry wolves are fierce, they are indeed pitiful when you think about it. Isn't it all because of hunger? Do you want to think if it's not because you're hungry, who TMD has nothing to do to eat people to play! When I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't eat enough, and I tasted the taste of starvation, which was really uncomfortable. I think this group of wolves must have not eaten a full meal for many days, they must be hungry! Why don't I sacrifice myself and feed them? In Buddhism, there is a story of the little prince who sacrificed his life to feed the tiger, and now I, a veterinarian with a bodhisattva's heart, also came to sacrifice himself to feed the wolf, wouldn't it leave a touching story for future generations? Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shake the idea of jumping off a cliff to kill myself, rather than jumping off and falling into meatloaf, it was better to stay and feed them! In that case, maybe this group of wolves will find out when their conscience finds out, and they will leave me a finger!

No, no! Haven't you heard of a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs? If this wolf has a conscience, why do people use it as a metaphor for those bad people who are inferior to beasts? Maybe they will laugh at you after they have eaten you, and look at this human, how stupid it is to try to influence us, what a laughing wolf!

Yes, I can't be soft-hearted, should I stay and feed them and then let them harm more creatures? In Buddhism, there is also a story of the Buddha who killed a robber and rescued 500 merchants, and I can't tolerate the traitor because of a moment of compassion, so as to bring even greater disaster to the biological world! Well, I'd better jump off the cliff, for the happiness of thousands of lives! But...... But I'm always afraid of being tall, and I want to jump off with my eyes closed, but my body doesn't listen to the command, and it has already rebelled because I'm afraid of being high! I'm hovering on the edge of a cliff and torn between me, it's really hard for me! In a fit of rage, I stomped my foot, but my body immediately lost its balance and tilted towards the side of the cliff. It's over, I don't want to jump now, and I'm waiting to hear the sound of landing before I die!

At that moment, there were a lot of strange thoughts in my mind, I wondered if there would be a pool of water under this cliff? Isn't it usually like this in TV series or movies, the protagonist was knocked off the cliff by the villain, and in the end, it was because there was a pool of water below or a pine tree in mid-air that held him up, so that he didn't die. And most of them are immortal, there will be blessings in the future, either I met a martial arts hero who lives in seclusion here, or I got a martial arts cheats or something by chance, so as to practice a skill and smile proudly. Do you think I'm going to run into this shit luck, I don't want to practice any world-shattering skills, I just need to save my little life, and the rest can be better, I don't force it. But it's best to catch me with a pine tree or something, because even if there's a pool of water down there, it's useless, I can't swim, and if I don't die, I'll drown!

I heard that due to gravity, people fall faster and faster, and in a few seconds I should be able to hear the sound before I fell to my death! But it doesn't feel right, why am I not falling vertically, but constantly tumbling! Suddenly, it dawned on me that there was no steep cliff below me, but just a mountain that was sloping about 40 degrees, and I was rolling down it! For a while, I just felt that the sky was spinning, and my eyes were full of stars, and it was impossible to stop my rolling trend. At this time, although my body was out of control, my head was still clear. People are also very dangerous in this situation, the most dangerous thing is to hit the head with a hard object such as a stone in the process of rolling down, in which case it will be a concussion (according to the general cliché TV series, there is also a possibility of amnesia) or hang up on the spot. So I instinctively hugged my head with both hands and let the rest of my body touch the mountain and roll.

Tumbling and stumbling all the way, my consciousness gradually blurred, but my hands still protected my head, which is probably my strong subconscious mind at work. Don't ask me when it stops, but ask my subconscious, and maybe it will give you a more definite answer. For the rest of the year I didn't know anything, as if nothing had happened, as if everything had happened, and I wondered if this is how people feel after death! So, I'm already dead and have already reported to my godfather of Hades? No, I haven't seen my godfather of Hades? Taking a step back, even if I really die, I can't just go to his old man's house empty-handed! I have to prepare some gifts in advance to honor him, just buy a brain platinum or something, it's not strange to have many people! Maybe when he is happy, he will transfer me to work in the yang world!

I don't know how long it has been, but for people in a coma, time is a concept, not a process. I opened my eyes in a daze, feeling the strong glare of the sun. I tried to come back to my senses, but I felt that my head was still confused, and I had a little headache. It seems that I am not dead yet, but I heard that people don't know pain after they die, so I survived? Oh no, will it hit my head, otherwise why am I dizzy? Do I have amnesia or something, do I remember who I am? Remember, my name is Yu Xiaoxi, that's great, as long as I can remember myself, as for the rest, whatever!

I shook my head vigorously and tried to stand up from the ground with my arms propped up my body, but although I felt a little overwhelmed, I was able to get up in the end. But then I only felt a sharp pain in my left leg, and my body involuntarily fell again. Oops, the next moment I immediately understood, my left leg might have been broken!

So I quickly and carefully flattened my left leg and tested it with my hand, and it was really painful. It seems that I really guessed correctly, and the left leg is really broken. I don't know how it hurt when I rolled down, but it's serious now. For a while, in addition to feeling angry and frustrated, the next moment was calm, yes, I must be calm, now is the time of life and death, if my mind loses its coolness, then my body is really finished. Then I started resuscitating my leg, and I studied nursing in college and knew how to deal with these emergencies. It's just that I didn't expect these events to suddenly come to me today, it's really providential, if I didn't choose the major of medicine at that time, I would be in trouble today.

I crawled on the ground with great pain, and found some straighter and thicker branches nearby. First of all, I have to fix the leg bones, because some parts of the body will automatically heal after injury, and it is easy to misalign without a model. I fixed my leg bone with a branch to prevent it from misaligning, otherwise my leg would probably be useless. I tore off the fabric of my clothes and made a bandage to tie it tightly. The pain during this period is unavoidable, but can I, a big man, cry and scream? Don't you laugh at me when you're heard! So I bit a branch in my mouth, and I broke it. It wasn't until I got this leg that I remembered where the people were here, and no one could hear them even if they screamed loudly! Alas, I suffered again, and I would have called out if I had known, so as not to bite into a mouthful of sawdust.

No, it's better not to bark, what if you attract those wolves! It's all because of these brutes, otherwise how could Lao Tzu have made it so miserable! After Lao Tzu recovers, see how I go to you for revenge, I have to lock you up one by one with a dog chain as a pet. I only give you bread to eat every day, so that you can also be vegetarian!

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