Chapter 32: Embarrassment (2)

"Uncle, what are you doing here, are you also waiting for your mother?" This time it's a little brother, a very small little brother.

"No, little brother, uncle is not waiting for mother, uncle is waiting for something on mother!" What a cute little kid, I couldn't help but pinch his pink little face.

"Oh, so you're waiting for candy, the candy my mother bought for me is delicious."

"Little brother, do you like candy very much? Okay, you help your uncle go inside and buy something, and your uncle will treat you to candy, okay? ”

"Okay, okay, uncle, what are you going to buy?"

"That...... You don't know if you say it, little brother, I ask you, do you like to eat apples? I'm going to test you, what if you put two big apples on your chest? ”

"Uncle, you want to buy apples, I don't like to eat apples!" My day, this kid is really thick-skinned, you don't like to eat apples and care about my shit, I don't buy apples for you! I...... Damn, I'm not going to buy apples, I'm going to buy bras!

"Well, little brother, is your mother selling things in there? When you get inside, you tell the waitress aunt that you want to buy something, and if she asks you what to buy, you will point to your mother's MM and she will know. "Oh my God, it's a bit hard for such a little kid to understand something so hard, and it's too hard for me.

"Oh, I see, uncle, you'll be there! I'm going to buy it for you! "Yo, this little kid has a future and can do great things in the future. At a young age, he has seen so widely, and he has it when he grows up. I thought to myself that I had finally settled but had one thing on my mind, and now I could go back to my wife on an errand, so I patiently waited outside for him to return triumphantly. A few minutes later, the little boy was seen leading her mother out.

"Mom, Mom, it's him, it's that uncle who wants to buy your grandma!" No, no! No!! (Smack, smack!) Here are some examples of onomatopoeia)

The left side of the face is scorching pain, and the right side of the face is scorching. Obediently, everyone is busy with breast enlargement, and I am busy with face enlargement! Forget it, forget it! That's it, that's it! It seems that it is better to rely on others than on yourself, and if you want to buy breasts that suit you...... You have to do it yourself. Let's go in, won't I lose face, do I still have a face?

"Sir, are you here to find your girlfriend?" The lady at the counter smiled charmingly at me.

"No, I'm not here to find a girlfriend, it's my girlfriend who asked me to come to Xiong Hood."

"Oh...... Yes, that's right! So what style do you need? "I didn't know that my words were so powerful that I was shocked at once, otherwise why would she change my address from "you" to "you"?

"That's it, you just find me one that looks exactly like this one." As I spoke, I took out the "disabled" xiong hood from my arms and handed it to her.

"This ...... This ......" The counter lady's brows furrowed, I don't know if she would be cranky in her heart, wondering why this xiong hood became like this? If she's really cranky...... I promise she'll get it right as soon as she guesses.

"Oh, don't we have a lady dog at home, that dog is naughty and always likes to bite things, so ...... You got it! "A man must not lose his temper, even if he becomes a dog, he must be crowned with the title of nobility!

"Hehe, that's right, then your dog is really bad enough! We also have a dog at home, and my husband spoils him very much and ...... it often."

"No, no, girl! Let's not talk about this issue about dogs, let's get down to business and talk about the problem of the hood! "I quickly staggered the topic, and if I continue to entangle like this, I can only suffer a dumb loss.

"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I'll find you right now." After that, she took the "sample" in her hand to the shelf to "pick up".

I finally bought it, and my eyes filled with tears of excitement when I looked at the pink "crown" in my hand. This is something that I bought with great difficulty, and people will always cherish what I have worked so hard to get. Like many Olympic champions kissing their country's flag, I bowed my head affectionately and kissed it. It seemed that the counter lady was frightened by my actions, and trembled up and down her body a few times. Alas, poor child, how can you understand the joy and feelings of my heart at this moment.

"By the way, girl, please give me back the sample I just had!"

"Sir, that xiong cover has been broken like that, what else do you want it to do, just throw it away!" For her ignorance and naivety, I can only answer her like this: Zi is not a fish, but knows the joy of fish.

"No, it's precious, it's more precious than anything! I don't want to trade the whole shop with me! I smiled, snatched the torn bra back and stuffed it into my arms, and then walked out with a big belly. Behind him, there was the anxious shout of the lady at the counter.

"Sir, sir, you haven't paid yet! First...... Security, security! Someone buys a bully xiong cover! ”

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