I asked Shu Zhe, "Did you take into account the mood of the dog owner when you did this?" ”

Shu Zhe smiled nonchalantly, and although his hands were firmly clamped by me, his body still leaned towards the window frame relaxedly.

"I didn't steal the dog, I just made a little money in the middle...... Ahh My hands are going to break! ”

"You're not allowed to do that again! Otherwise, you'll be caught by the police one day! Do you know? I glared at him viciously, and he was forced to nod his head.

"I see...... Brother Ye Lin, let go! ”

"Shu Zhe, I'm not joking with you!" I blackened my face and made a real threat to him, "If you continue to do this kind of illegal and undisciplined thing, I will definitely break your legs!" ”

"Okay, good," Shu Zhe hurriedly agreed, but I could tell in his eyes that he was insincere.

If you think about it carefully, Shu Zhe's original intention of wanting extra income is because he has a girlfriend Xiaoli who spends a lot of money, and even if he listens to me and cuts off contact with these dog stealing gangs, there is no guarantee that he will not seek other illegal ways to make money in the future.

Unless, he has a legitimate source of income that does not violate the law and is acceptable, but it is unlikely for a junior high school student. Speaking of which, how can I have time to worry about him? I still mud Bodhisattva crossing the river myself, I can't protect myself!

The bell rang for the afternoon class, and I warned Shu Zhe that if he participated in illegal activities again, he would die an ugly death, and he promised me duplicitously, but there was still a sly glint in his dark eyes.

I was angry, so I picked up his mobile phone, found the "homeroom teacher" column in the address book, and asked him while editing the text message:

"Your homeroom teacher is a pretty young woman, isn't she? I heard that not long after graduating from college, but still not married? ”

Shu Zhe was stunned, "Yes, she wore fishnet stockings to class last semester, and she was criticized by the school leaders!" She said that she affected students to pay attention to the lectures and had a negative impact on the growth and development of teenagers......

I smiled and finished editing the text message to the fishnet stocking class teacher, and poked my phone in front of Shu Zhe to show him.

The line on the screen reads: "I love you, will you marry me?" ”

In front of Shu Zhe's wide open mouth, I pressed the send button with a "tick".

"You...... Brother Ye Lin, why are you making such a joke! How can I explain it to the teacher! ”

I threw the phone back to him, leaving him with a tall back that was hidden deep in his name.

It was enough for him to keep him busy for a long time, but it was far from punishment, and when I thought of the pet dogs that had been sold by his hands, and the fact that he had broken his sister's heart again and again, I felt that I had to make him pay more.

When I got home, I found that my father was not at home again, and when I turned on the computer in the study, a notepad file automatically popped up after turning it on, and the text read:

"Xiaolin, after my dad came back at noon, I wanted to run an online store for a while, but I didn't expect you to do better than me, I want to drink again when I have nothing to do, so I will write you something to say while I am not drunk......"

The following is basically where the keys to the house are placed, cash can be accessed casually, etc., and Dad never mentions Ai Shuqiao, as if the phone call that broke his heart was purely a dream.

Dad and I are like that, when one of us sinks, the other will definitely get up, like a seesaw. I'd love to see how my dad behaves after the binge, but I'm so busy that it's not time to relax.

I ordered a Maran ramen, and while eating ramen, I did my homework and handled the business of the online store, if only I had three heads and six arms.

On Dad's QQ panel, Director Cao's avatar lit up, and he likes to have a voice chat with his dad when he's fine, discussing the development prospects of shijieA'V or the private anecdotes of H cartoonists.

He knew that his father had encountered a very unpleasant thing recently, but he didn't know what it was, and we didn't take the initiative to mention him or take the initiative to ask, but it was a tacit understanding between men.

Director Cao knew that I was mainly taking care of the online store in the past two days, and while he expressed his admiration for me, he also promised to arrest my father as long as he went to him for a drink.

"But, Xiao Yezi, do you want to take this opportunity and let me teach you some tricks of selling things?"

I was eating a little ramen with zuihou and a grunted voice:

"Director Cao, didn't you start out making A-movies? How can you still sell adult products? ”

"Hmph, Xiaoyezi, don't look down on people! I talked a lot about your dad and shared a lot of his experience in opening a store! ”

Then I'm going to have to listen to it, because I used to have a psychological resistance to this business (and I still have), and my dad rarely talked to me about his business experience.

"Condoms and the like, because they are sold everywhere, can't be sold at a good price!"

I deeply understand that the suspected virgin grinded with me for half a class today, and he didn't even buy a TT.

"Since it's called 'Happy Valley Sex Toy Store', it should highlight the 'Fun' part, as if I also pay attention to sex when I shoot A movies! No interest is just copulation! So what adds to the fun? All kinds of SM props! There are also cosplay costumes, such as policewomen, flight attendants, nurses and so on...... I'm going to make a big fuss about this! ”

"However, my father said that although these things have been purchased, they are not selling well!"

Director Cao coughed mysteriously twice, "Xiao Yezi, I discussed this question with your father, and the answer is actually very simple - the product pictures you put on can't arouse customers' desire to buy!" ”

"Yes...... Aren't they all physical photos? What do you say? ”

"Stupid! What's the use of just taking a picture of a dry nurse uniform! Let the model wear it and take a photo again! What a beautiful photo of a bundle of ropes! You have to tie up the model to have an effect! Don't you know that there are some models for SM supplies, which are also called 'rope models'? ”

"Rope mold?"

"That's right! Don't copy photos from other online stores, it will only make people report you, you have to have your own characteristics - if you want to attract the attention of customers, you need to find someone different to be a model, in my opinion, it is better to be a school girl! The younger the better! Listen to my little fat man, don't you have a girlfriend who is delivered to the door? I can let her help you! ”

What the? Are you referring to Celery? You damn lolicon! Do you want me to handcuff Xiaoqin, stuff it with a gag ball in her mouth, hang it with a rope, and take a few photos to show you on the Internet?

Stop dreaming! I wouldn't do such an ambiguous thing with Xiaoqin! And Xiaoqin is also my nominal girlfriend no matter what she says, why should I let everyone see her so embarrassing!

Hearing that I didn't plan to let Xiaoqin be a rope model, Director Cao's tone became quite disappointed.

"Alas, if you look for a professional, a set of photos will cost at least 7 or 800 yuan! That's not a good deal. ”

A flash of inspiration struck me and I had a cool idea.

If it's just a photo, it doesn't really matter if the model is male or female, right?

Isn't there a person who I abuse without the slightest psychological burden, and who is justified even if his salary is deducted?

Compared to all the evil things he has been doing, this punishment is very light! And there's money to be made! Doesn't he like money the most!

Of course, I won't be so kind, I paid him at the market price, 800 yuan for a group of photos, I gave him 200 at most, or even less.

It shouldn't be recognized, last time Father-in-law Cao just put on a wig for him, and deceived the pseudo-mother-in-law and Xiaoqin in the men's toilet. If you think about it, I actually have a lot of wigs in stock at home! I was expecting to sell it with the role-playing nurse outfit, but it turned out that I was about to get worms because no one bought it!

The next thing I want to do is to think about how to trick Shu Zhe into coming to my house and let him be the exclusive "rope model" of my online store.

Don't blame me, squad leader, it's better for me to do this than to let your brother mingle with the outlaws outside.

I thought I had a great thing, and although the burden on my shoulders was getting heavier and my schedule was getting fuller and fuller, I slept soundly than usual that night.

Maybe this is the good reward for punishing evil and promoting good, and passing on the positive energy of society.