Actually, I have a slight cold.

Tracing back to the source, Xiaoqin is to blame for this matter.

When I came back from playing basketball at noon yesterday, I found Xiaoqin sleeping soundly on my desk with my sports coat on her pillow.

Her soft face, her soft breathing, and her cheeks, slightly red from feeling happy, reminded me of the cats raised by my grandparents in the past, and I couldn't help but want to scratch her little nose with my fingers.

But I couldn't resist it, and the class was temporarily changed from chemistry to self-study, and I was able to run an online store with my mobile phone.

If I wake up Xiaoqin, I won't want to be pure.

Also, I remember that she kept hiccups at noon, and who knows if she will continue to hiccup when she wakes up?

So I'll lend her this sports jacket as a pillow for the time being, don't get me wrong, I'm not too willing to wake her up because she slept too soundly, I just don't want to be disturbed by her.

As a result, I was sweating a lot after playing basketball, and I only wore a black vest, and I caught a little cold.

But that didn't stop me from going for a run at Dongshan Lake every morning and practicing boxing with the old man.

Today's weather is not wrong, it is very windy and sunny, and the old man is sitting on a bench by the lake, with a loud radio beside him.

“…… Kim Jong-un said he would retaliate against South Korea after the Workers' Party of Korea's propaganda page was hacked by the United States......"

Although the old man often carries a radio on weekdays, it is rare to turn it on so loudly as it does today.

I shouted to the old man at the top of my voice: "Old man, the radio is so loud that I can't hear you clearly!" ”

The old man pointed to the grove 20 meters behind me, "It doesn't matter if you can't hear clearly, as long as you don't let the person who is following you hear clearly." ”

I was taken aback, and when I turned around, I found a man in a gray trench coat hiding in the shadows of the grove, sneaky, and hid as soon as he saw me turn around.

This one...... Is it a private investigator? Look at him in his thirties and forties, with a mustache like Maori Kogoro in "Detective Conan", walking quietly, I haven't noticed that he has been with me for so long (it may also be that I have a cold and is distracted), if it weren't for the old man's reminder, I don't know how long he would have been following me!

In other words, most of the work that private detectives in China often take is to investigate large sums of money or find the whereabouts of debtors? I'm not someone else's junior, what kind of trouble are you stalking me?

Don't...... Was she hired by Sook Joe to investigate me? Because she doesn't know anything about her son despite being biologically mother and son, is she going to investigate me before attacking? Is it to know oneself and know that the other is invincible?

Look down on me a little! How does this private detective look like the kind of person who would put an advertisement for the firm in the crack of the newspaper, and their ad must be ranked below the advertisement of "Old Chinese Medicine Specializes in Treating Venereal Diseases", right? Even if you want to investigate me, you should hire a detective of the level of Conan or Kaneda, this guy who looks like Kogoro Maori doesn't look very smart!

"Did you know that he was going to stalk you?" The old man spoke with a very neutral voice, and I could hear it very clearly even under the influence of the noise of the radio.

I didn't want to explain to the old man the human tragedy that happened in my family, so I lied and said that it was just an ordinary enemy.

"How did you make a feud?" The old man asked again, and without waiting for me to answer, he said coldly: "If you commit something evil, don't think I can help you - people who have daughters in the family are the most taboo about this, and the minimum standard of those who practice martial arts must also be righteous and precepty, do you know?" ”

You really don't trust me, old man! Do I look like a flower thief? If it turns out that I did mistreat someone's daughter, are you going to clean up the door for me? Although we don't have the name of master and apprentice these days, we can be regarded as a bit of a master and apprentice, right? You doubt me so much, it makes me so sad that I want to cry bitterly......

Oh, I didn't really cry, but I did have a runny nose, so I quickly took out a tissue and blew my nose.

Because the noise of the radio was too loud, and I didn't have the old man's breath to breathe, I could only shout back:

"I didn't do anything evil! The reason why I have a grudge with others is because ......" I suddenly remembered that I had just sent Blind B and Zhao Guangtou to the hospital recently, so I said casually: "It's because others want to do evil things, and I followed your teachings to stop them, old man, that they hold a grudge and plan to retaliate against me!" ”

It's not all a lie, but the statement of "keeping the right precepts" is definitely the first time that the old man told me today, and if he thinks about it, he will know that the so-called "obeying the teachings" is completely nonsense.

But I found out a long time ago that the old man, a master of the world, was very undisciplined, and he especially liked others to praise him, and he listened to me say so many good things, and his face showed an expression of joy that could not be concealed, and he nodded slightly at me while twisting the long hair of the five willows on his chin.

"Good! That's pretty much it! Do you have a cell phone? ”

Huh? Old man, your thinking jumps a little fast! Suddenly asked me if I have a mobile phone, do you want to reward me for doing something righteous and brave? But I already have a very powerful Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone, instead of giving me a superfluous mobile phone, it is better to teach me the strength technique in the Yin and Yang Sanshou is more affordable!

After asking me if I had a mobile phone, the old man said, "Your mobile phone has a video recording function, right?" Wait a moment to get the recording ready, and then continue to run around Dongshan Lake, but don't run too fast, don't run too far, and when you hear me screaming behind you, turn around and record! You know! ”

Huh? With your kung fu, old man, it's easy to beat a private detective down, right? weishenme, it's you screaming! And I was asked to record the process...... What kind of medicine is sold in this gourd?

"Don't care what kind of medicine I'm selling! If you want to record it, you will record it, what do you say! The old man blew his beard and glared, so I had to do as he said.

After I started pretending to run, the old man was still shouting in the back: "Wait a minute, you can move quickly!" Tricks put highlights! Study hard, I have kung fu here! ”

What kind of kung fu? Screaming kung fu? If you want to learn to scream, Dad's hard drive has a master in it! From the bold European and American "Fakemi" to the graceful Japanese "Ya Yan Butterfly", whether it is a soaring heavy taste or a delicate warbler's tactful little freshness, you can listen to the impressive tiger body shock!

Who wants to listen to the screams of an 80-year-old man! This taste is second only to the 80-year-old grandmother!

As I ran forward, I looked behind me out of the corner of my eye, unsure about what the old man wanted to do.

Of course, I didn't forget to pinch my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone in my hand, this mobile phone has a one-button video recording function, it may be convenient to sneak up on the design, and there is no sound prompt for photo recording, it seems that the cottage machine has the benefits of the cottage machine.

I had barely taken a few steps when the private detective hiding behind the grove came out and lifted his pants as if he had just urinated behind the woods to assuage suspicion.

The old man turned off the radio, sat up from the bench, stretched his waist and legs, and began to ...... The tenth set of broadcast gymnastics.

Old man, you're enough! You are an 80-year-old man doing radio gymnastics that 18-year-old teenagers don't do, and you have a sense of disobedience of 200 percent! The private detective was also taken aback by you, and his expression was very unnatural and wanted to bypass you and chase after you!

I saw that it was too late and that it was fast, when the old man did the "turning movement", suddenly his arm shook and lost his balance, and his feet stumbled towards the private detective, and the private detective couldn't dodge, and was hit on the shoulder firmly, which shocked him back half a step.

At this time, something that did not conform to the laws of physics happened, and the old man's sturdy body flew backwards like a piece of paper in the wind, accompanied by the scream of the old man killing a chicken:

"W-yah!!"

This fake "oops" is like the singing of Peking Opera, the old man slammed his back to the ground, in the eyes of outsiders, he must have hit the back of the head, not dead and disabled, but in my point of view, I found that the old man made full use of the muscles' ability to strengthen, and he fell on the concrete floor as if he fell on a spring mattress.

I knew this, but the private detective didn't know it, he had all his thoughts on me, and suddenly he saw an old man with a white beard fall in front of him, and he was at a loss for a moment, and he didn't have time to react.

The old man lay on the ground and was seriously injured, and screamed with his hands and feet: "--Hit someone!" Kill my old bones! Don't go, take me to the hospital! ”

He winked at me and reminded me not to forget the video, while pretending to be a private investigator with crooked eyes and a hemiplegic stroke.

I immediately figured out the old man's plan, and I couldn't help but laugh and cry in my heart.

This is "touching porcelain"! Are you, a martial arts master, actually learning from lawbreakers to touch porcelain and knock bamboo? And let me video the good evidence of human evidence?

However, I was very satisfied with the shocked look on the private detective's face, and I couldn't help but walk back with my mobile phone and sing a double reed with the old man.

I said to the private investigator, "Oh, you're in for a big deal!" ”