Chapter 645: Movie
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"You're not ......" Bai Susu's first reaction when she heard Zhang Xiaohua'er's words was that this person was scolding, and she was about to fight back, but then she reacted, she was indeed not a human, she was a snake spirit, even if she became a human, she was still a snake spirit, and she couldn't help but feel a little depressed.
"Alas......" The girl couldn't help but sigh, "I didn't expect that Sister Xiaohua'er was quite accurate in seeing the problem, but in fact, Sister Bai and Sister Feng were not people, so I opened the door for them......"
"Why do I sound so awkward??" Sister Bai's brows furrowed, and she glanced at the girl with some dissatisfaction, and said.
"I also sound a little awkward...... Gu Yunfeng's brows also frowned, "Why am I not human??" ”
"So you're human??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "In that case, this door can't be opened to you......"
"This ......" Gu Yunfeng was entangled at that time, whether to admit that he was a human being? ?
"It doesn't matter if he is a human or not, as long as I can enter the harem, I will be whatever you let me......" Sister Bai was quite simple.
"Yes, as long as you can enter the harem, you can say what you are......" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but nod and said.
"So, neither of you are human anymore??" A wicked smile appeared on the corner of the girl's mouth.
"Whether it's human or not, you have the final say......" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said.
"Yes......" Gu Yunfeng nodded violently, "You have the final say......"
"I have the final say??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "Okay, you two won't be human in the future, both are sows......"
"Why??" Sister Bai was not happy at the time, "You are insulting me......"
"It's just ......" Gu Yunfeng also pouted, nodding in agreement with a dissatisfied face.
"What??" The girl glanced at the two girls, "You're not happy to say that you are sows??" Did I say you are pandas?? ”
"Weishenme has to be an animal??" Sister Bai muttered.
"That's it......" Gu Yunfeng nodded vigorously in agreement. How nice are the people?? Even if it's a panda, it's okay to make do with ......."
"If it's a panda, you two won't be able to enter the harem, so low fertility, what do you want you to do?? Is it a gift for an exhibition? The girl rolled her eyes and said.
"Uh......" Sister Bai was stunned for a moment, "Are you planning to let us have children??" We're for aiqing......"
"Yes, yes, we are squeezing into the harem for the sake ......of aiqing," Gu Yunfeng said with a serious face.
"If you're for Aiqing...... girl's eyebrows raised, "that's even better." You also know how annoying Canglong is for your affairs, or you dedicate yourself to him, don't pester him, aiqing, they are all selfless, as long as Canglong is doing well, I think you will also be pleased......"
"......" Sister Bai and Gu Yunfeng suddenly didn't know what to say, how did they talk about it, and they came here? ? Things don't seem to be going well.
"Hmph......" Zhang Xiaohua'er sneered. This time, the two of you finally see the true face of Sister Jun, right?? You two better give up your unrealistic fantasies quickly, how could Sister Xiaojun share her husband with you?? ”
"Jun, how can you do this??" Sister Bai looked at Qin Xiaojun with a resentful expression, "Aren't you kidding us?" ”
"When did I fool you??" The girl couldn't help but roll her eyes. "I said let you enter the palace as a sow, specifically to give birth to children, you have to talk about aiqing, since you talk about aiqing. Then you will pay some for Canglong, doesn't this make you love him?? ”
"This kind of love, I'd rather not give it to ......" Gu Yunfeng had a straight face. Said sonorously.
"Yes, this kind of love, we would rather not give it to ......" Sister Bai nodded vigorously and said.
"If you don't give this kind of love, then what else can you give him??" The girl couldn't help but pout, "Could it be that watching Canglong suffer, is it the love you gave him?" ”
"I ......" Gu Yunfeng's little face turned red at that time, of course, this was not ashamed, but suffocated, there seemed to be a big truth in her stomach, but she couldn't organize it into words to say it, which made her very uncomfortable.
"We're just...... It's just ......" Sister Bai didn't know what to say, she was in a hurry, and fine sweat broke out on her smooth head.
"To see me in pain is to love me??" Nie Canglong immediately looked at Sister Bai and Gu Yunfeng with a disappointed expression, "You really love me so much, but this kind of love ...... I can't accept this kind of love......" said and cried, which made the disappointment even more infectious.
"We, we ......" Gu Yunfeng's tears fell, "We just ...... Just wanted to be with you......"
"Yes, yes......" Sister Bai nodded busily, echoing Gu Yunfeng.
"You only care about your own feelings, haven't you thought about it for me??" Nie Canglong looked at Gu Yunfeng with disappointed eyes, now that Gu Yunfeng is the main general, if he gets her, Sister Bai is basically not a problem, "You look at me so painfully, are you just like that...... So indifferent?? ”
"I ......" Gu Yunfeng suddenly lowered his head weakly, "You really ...... Are you really in pain? ”
"I'm very, very painful, very, very painful, so I beg you, love me once, just love me once, okay??" Nie Canglong's eyes were full of infinite pain, and he looked at Gu Yunfeng affectionately.
"You love me, I love you......" Gu Yunfeng's eyes rolled a little flustered, "As long as you love me once, I will love you once......"
"Oh......" Nie Canglong immediately pouted, "You're still here to exchange??" If that's the case, then why do I love you?? I don't love you anymore, so you don't love me......"
"You don't love me, how can you make me love you??" Gu Yunfeng looked at the man unconvinced, and said angrily.
"So, I don't love you, and you won't love me, so why are you still begging to drill into my harem??" Nie Canglong smiled coldly and said.
"I'm ......" Gu Yunfeng was stunned when he heard the man's words. Listening to the meaning of the man, it seems to ...... How do you get this 2 goods around??
"Sister Feng, since you don't love Canglong anymore, then you can quit......" Sister Bai began to fall into the well at this moment.
"Why??" Gu Yunfeng was not happy at that time, and glared at Sister Bai angrily, "Don't you love Canglong?" Don't you feel distressed when you look at him in such pain? ”
"I'm distressed......" Sister Bai blinked her eyes, "That's why I want to use my love to soothe his pain......"
"But your love is the source of his pain......" Gu Yunfeng glared at Sister Bai and said.
"Nonsense......" Sister Bai rolled her eyes, "Love makes people happy." How could it be a source of suffering? ”
"Anyway, Canglong will be in pain......" Gu Yunfeng snorted coldly and said.
"You're not him, how do you know he's in pain??" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "Do you still know what he thinks in his heart?" ”
"Oh......" Gu Yunfeng suddenly realized, and glared at the man with disgust, "Canglong, you are so bad, you are still testing me, okay, okay." I'll love you for once......"
"You ......" Nie Canglong looked at Gu Yunfeng's expression, and couldn't help but sigh in disappointment, "You don't plan to pester me??" ”
"I won't pester you anymore......" Gu Yunfeng shook his head vigorously, "A good man has ambitions in all directions." How can children grow in love? I'm waiting for you at home, no matter where you go, as long as you can think of a woman waiting for you at home, I'm satisfied......"
"That's right......" Sister Bai couldn't help but nodded. We'll be waiting for you at home, and if you're going outside, you can go with confidence. Don't worry about ...... at home."
"Oh my God......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but wail, "Where did I offend you and let you torture me like this......"
"Okay, okay......" The girl waved her hand, "It's all half a pound now, and there's no point in saying more, so let's set up camp and prepare dinner......
"Encampment??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Still sleeping in a tent tonight??" ”
"I won't sleep in a tent tonight......" the girl shook her head, "don't you like to make things?" Just, you make a simple wooden house to get ......."
"Make a wooden house??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "What are you doing with that thing?" We can't take it with us after we do it......"
"Who told you to do what you can't take away??" The girl gave the man a blank look, "You won't make one that can be taken away??" ”
"Can you take it??" Nie Canglong's brows suddenly frowned.
"People in Western countries, with a house full of shijie travel, isn't that much??" The girl rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"Is this this??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "It won't be too big, right?" If it's too big, it's not easy for us to carry, after all, it's too big, and if there's a bridge hole or something, it's also a trouble, isn't it?? ”
"I'm talking about the kind of ...... that can be disassembled and folded," the girl was suddenly a little speechless, "If it's really a wooden house like you said, what's the difference between it and our big car??" ”
"This is also ......" Nie Canglong thought about it, and immediately became happy.
"Hmph......" The girl gave the man a blank look, "Your head is a melon seed, it's just a tendon, you will die if you use your brain more??" ”
"Isn't that you?? You are my brain......" Nie Canglong said with a shy face.
"Hmph......" the girl snorted, and said no more.
"......What do you say," Nie Canglong smiled, and couldn't help but feel a little worried again, "If I make a wooden house, that helicopter, stereo or something, I can't do it......"
"I don't know about the helicopter, anyway, this speaker or something, you don't have to do it......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's voice rang out, and as the sound landed, he was seen carrying a big speaker and appeared in front of everyone.
"What is this?? Patriots?? The girl looked at the loud speaker carried by the head of the cloud in the middle, and her big eyes lit up.
"That's a missile, right??" Yun Zhongzi's brows furrowed, and after putting the speaker on, "I took it from a singing studio, but there doesn't seem to be a trademark on it......"
"Haha......" The girl was happy at the time, "It seems to be a good thing......"
"I heard that the kind of place in the singing room doesn't seem to be very clean...... Sister Bai glanced at the stereo, "I don't know if there is any mess on it......"
"What are you kidding??" The girl couldn't help but roll her eyes, "The stereo is usually hung on the wall. Can you get dirty on the wall? ”
"This ......" Sister Bai was immediately embarrassed, "I just said it, and I didn't say anything else......"
"You just have a stereo here, huh?? What about discs?? How do you use it without a disc? The girl looked at the stereo and said.
"There are ......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled flatteringly, and took out a stack of CDs from his arms, "I picked it for you, square dance music, how about it??" Fun enough, right?? ”
"Hmm......" The girl took the CD, flipped through it casually, and couldn't help but nod. Not bad......"
"Why don't we try it??" Yun Zhongzi said flatteringly.
"Xiaoqing......" The girl picked a CD, stuffed it into the player, and then patted Xiaoqing's brain, "You must be careful, don't use too much force, burn it ......"
"Ang Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing suddenly groaned in a high-pitched voice, and then two lightning bolts shot out from both horns, which fell directly on the plug of the speaker.
"I'll try ......" The girl flicked the switch, and a rhythmic music suddenly sounded in the stereo. This is a bit of a surprise, in other words, this Xiaoqing's power control ability is really not covered, it can be done all at once.
"Ouch??" Sister Bai immediately became excited. "It seems that our Xiaoqing is really a baby......"
"Ang Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing groaned excitedly, carefully controlling the current and supplying power to the speaker.
"hahahaha...... the girl was also very excited, "I'll get a notebook in a moment." Then I'll be able to watch movies again......"
"Yes, yes, especially Japanese action movies......" Nie Canglong also became excited.
"You get out ......of here," the girl glared at the man viciously, "Can you not be so shameless??" I beg you......"
"Uh......" Nie Canglong suddenly wilted. Am I not answering your call?? ”
"I'm talking about the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf...... the girl said dissatisfied, glaring at the man.
"What's that...... Nie Canglong's brows frowned, "What kind of pleasant goat and gray wolf are these, it doesn't seem to be a movie, right?" ”
"Tigers and tigers, bulls are angry, aren't they all??" The girl rolled her eyes and said.
"Oh......" Nie Canglong nodded, "You said yes, right......"
"This person, if he is shameless, he will have no bottom line......" Sister Bai glanced at the man with disdain and said with a sneer.
"Nonsense......" Gu Yunfeng glared at Sister Bai, "Aren't you also quite shameless??" How do you still have a bottom line?? As he spoke, he winked at her.
"You ......" Sister Bai heard Gu Yunfeng's words and was about to fight back, when she saw her winking at herself, her heart was suddenly shocked, and then her eyes lit up, "What you said, why is it so reasonable??" ”
"Makes sense, right??" Gu Yunfeng was happy, "I think, since we can already watch movies, it seems to be the right thing to find a few more movie discs, what do you think?" ”
"I think how can you make more and more sense when you speak?? This is not scientific......" Sister Bai immediately shook her head and sighed, and then her figure flashed, and the whole person turned into a streamer and flew towards the direction of the county.
"Wait for me, let's look for it together......" Gu Yunfeng said, his body turned into a streamer, and chased after Sister Bai.
"I feel like the two of them seem to be ......" Nie Canglong didn't know why, and a sense of foreboding surged in his heart.
"How does it seem??" The girl gave the man a vicious look, "Isn't it all because of you??" Because of your words, two female perverts were born, and you have created a great sin, do you know? ? ”
"Yaya, I will sleep with my master and mother in the future, do you know??" Nie Canglong glanced at the little girl and said.
"Got it......" The little girl was very happy, of course she was willing to sleep with the master and the mother, after all, the master and the mother spoiled her more than the mother, at least when using the trick, the master and the mother were much more tolerant than the mother.
"It's despicable enough ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang glanced at Nie Canglong, and suddenly felt like a high mountain looking up, look at people's tricks to prevent female perverts, is it what ordinary people want to get? ?
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang with considerable disdain, "It's a little better than a certain sycophant......
"Who's the sycophant??" The old face of the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Elder turned red at that time, "How can there be such a disgusting person in this world??" Who is it?? You tell me I'm going to have to slap his face......"
"This person is shameless...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, "He really has no bottom line, Sister Bai really has a philosopher's flavor when she says this......
"Ahem...... the girl coughed twice and glanced at the man, "That ring or something, it's actually not a big deal, it should still be okay to reward Yun Zhongzi Dao with one." ”
"Hey, hey......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi suddenly cried with joy, "Xiaojun, aunt and grandma, the old Taoist is waiting for your old man's words......"
"Am I old??" The girl glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang in some surprise and said.
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