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"Hey, hey......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist suddenly pretended to smack his mouth, "Look at my broken mouth, my speech is always ambiguous, I mean respect for you, if there is no respect for you, can I use the word your old man??" No matter how old you are, can you still have an old immortal like me?? ”

"If that's what you say??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "It's quite reasonable......"

"Of course it makes sense...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang smiled flatteringly, "Although your age is not as good as mine, but your morality can make me fly away, I have lived almost a hundred years old, but compared to you, I have lived for nearly a hundred years, but I have all lived to dogs......"

"Oh, don't be presumptuous......" The girl suddenly closed her mouth happily, and waved her hand quite modestly, "How can I be as good as you say??" ”

"With my level of education, how can I describe you as good??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened in surprise immediately, "Those big truths that spewed out of my mouth just now can describe at most one-ten-thousandth of you, if you are so modest, I will despise you......"

"Oops......" the girl shook her head and sighed, "That's a real thing, being too modest is pride, isn't it??" ”

"That's right......" Yun Zhongzi nodded violently, "You are an example for me to follow, but don't let me down......"

"Do you want to say that?? Then if I am too modest, I will set an example of unhappiness......" The girl immediately made a look of embarrassment, "But if I am not modest, it is not my character, this is really difficult for me......"

"I said, can you give me a piece of tofu??" Nie Canglong made a bitter face, looked at the girl pitifully, and said.

"Huh??" The girl was stunned. "What do you want tofu for??"

"Of course I was killed by a headlong collision...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, "Such a modest daughter-in-law, I will take it home in the future, how can I explain it to my mother......

"I said you're ......," the girl was immediately angry, "why do you have to find a piece of tofu to kill you??" Wouldn't it be okay if you find an egg and hit it to death?? ”

"Aren't eggs nutritious? I'm a little reluctant......" Nie Canglong said with a sad face.

"Isn't tofu nutritious?" The girl gave the man a blank look, "If you want me to say, tofu is much more nutritious than eggs or something, if you don't believe it, you can ask the head of the cloud Zhongzi Dao......"

"That's right......" Cloud Neutron Daoist nodded suddenly. The nutrition of eggs and the nutrition of tofu are almost incomparable, let me tell you this, eat green vegetables and tofu, you can't die for a lifetime, but if you eat eggs every day, you will hang up after eating for half a year......"

"Did you hear that??" The girl glanced at the man, "Daoist Yunzhongzi has lived for more than a hundred years. What made him live to be so old? It's tofu, it's green tofu......"

"I don't seem to be more than a hundred years old...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi heard the girl say that he was more than a hundred years old, and he was quite unhappy, it was supposed to be a double digit. It jumped to three digits in one fell swoop, doesn't that make people say big??

"Comprehend the spirit......," the girl glared at the old Taoist elder and said.

"Yes, yes......" Yun Zhongzi nodded busily, and now there is still a time to ask for help. What people say is what they say.

"Is it so difficult for me to find a piece of tofu and kill me??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but wail, "Oh my God." You're going to torture me like that......"

"Okay, okay......" The girl couldn't help but wave her hand, "What kind of ring did you promise to Daoist Yun Zhongzi, you should hurry up too, I don't want to hear you cry wolf again......" As she spoke, she turned up the volume of the stereo.

The volume of this stereo was turned up, and everyone was immediately attracted over, men, women and children, three layers inside and three layers outside, all around Xiaohong to watch her dance, this shijie is the end, everyone patronizes how to survive, as for entertainment...... You can only think of anything else when you are full.,This suddenly has a square dance.,So why don't you hurry up and take a look??

"Hmph......" The girl glanced at the people around her, couldn't help but laugh evilly, and then hooked her finger at Bai Susu.

"Master......" Bai Susu saw the master greeting him, and immediately ran over, bent down, and attached his ear to the master's mouth, "Do you have any instructions?" ”

"Go learn square dancing with Xiaohong...... the girl said in Bai Susu's ear.

"Huh??" Bai Susu's little face suddenly collapsed, "What about so many people......"

"My lord loves to look at ......," the girl said lightly.

"Oh......" Bai Susu heard that the old man liked to watch this kind of dance, so he responded at the time, and then went to learn to dance with Xiaohong.

As soon as Bai Susu appeared on the stage, it caused a burst of cheers at the time, saying that in the whole of China, there are too few people who don't know the White Lady, although "The Legend of the New White Lady" is an old film, and the shooting effect is not as good as those with computer special effects, but its popularity is still the same as back then.

"Is it government-organized? It's a great event......"

"Now this phone doesn't work, and I don't know how to invite this goddess......"

"Our county government is really amazing, is the government using satellite phones??"

The people around watched Bai Susu dancing on the field, and they were all very excited, and they started talking about it, so to speak, Bai Susu's appearance was like a shot of strengthening, and the haze in people's hearts was dispelled at once.

"This is the star effect...... " The girl looked at the atmosphere driven by Bai Susu, and couldn't help but sigh and said.

"Sister-in-law, I'm going to jump ...... too" Bai Suyun saw that Bai Susu had caused such a big sensation, and immediately became jealous, gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, and ran to her sister-in-law with a fart, asking for instructions delicately.

"Don't you just get on it, okay??" The girl glanced at Bai Susu, "You scare the big guy again...... "A Bai Susu, everyone may think that a big star is coming, but with Bai Suyun, the two of them appear on the same stage, and the Tao in this is weird."

"Why can't that ugly monster be scared??" Bai Suyun was immediately unconvinced, Bai Susu didn't scare everyone. I look exactly like her, so why do I scare everyone?? It's not scientific.

"If you want to jump, I won't stop you, anyway, the two people who are dancing now are both calling girls......" The girl rolled her eyes and said.

"Then I won't jump......" As soon as Bai Suyun heard her sister-in-law's words, she thought about it at that time, I am now the daughter-in-law of the great immortal, but I am not a girl, I have to respect my identity.

"I'm going to jump ...... too" The beautiful mature woman saw Bai Susu dancing quite good-looking. was also a little red-eyed, so he jumped directly into the field and jumped up with the two.

"Anyway......" Zhang Xiaohuaer walked to the girl's side, crossed her arms, and looked at the three people dancing in the field, "Although this square dance is not in the stream, this rhythm is quite good......

"Ouch??" The girl glanced at Zhang Xiaohua'er in some surprise, "Listening to the meaning of Xiaohua'er's sister's words, you seem to be still a master of the dance forest?" ”

"Of course......" Zhang Xiaohua'er suddenly became proud. I'm pretty good at Yangge......"

"Puff......" the girl was amused, "what did you say??" Are you doing a good twist?? ”

"What's wrong??" Zhang Xiaohua'er glanced at the girl angrily, "Do you look down on the twisting Yangge??" Sister Xiaojun, you despise national culture. This is a huge mistake in your thinking, you should correct it quickly, and don't go further and further down the wrong path......"

"Yes...... yes," the girl nodded busily, "I know it's wrong." I'll definitely change ......."

"Knowing that mistakes can be changed, good is great......" Zhang Xiaohua'er shook her head and shook her head, "Sister Xiaojun." Your attitude of admitting your mistakes is still quite good......"

"My attitude of admitting my mistake is good......" The girl's eyebrows couldn't help but raise slightly, "But, Sister Xiaohua'er, I really don't think anything about this Yangge culture, why don't you twist it for me, let me feel the charm of Yangge culture......"

"Uh......" Zhang Xiaohua'er was stunned for a moment, and then a trace of embarrassment appeared on her face, "I think this square dance is pretty good, why don't I go down and dance too??" As he spoke, he didn't wait for the girl to say anything, and jumped with him.

In fact, there is never a shortage of good people on this shijie, so, as soon as this little flower appeared, among the people around who watched the excitement, two old men came out and jumped up, not to mention, these two little old men danced quite decently, although not very standard, but it was quite tasteful, obviously it used to dance often.

As soon as these two old men appeared, a few more people ran out, some men and women, old and young, all jumped up together, the cutest one was a little bit, probably as big as a girl, and there was also a way to learn the movements of adults, and twisted together, the little ass twisted quite vigorously.

"Hmph......" The girl looked at the more and more people, and immediately became happy, "It seems that although this shijie doomsday feels quite scary, it really doesn't affect people's mood much......"

"Hmm......" Nie Canglong walked up to the girl, "If only the inside was cleaner......"

"Satisfied with the cloud neutron Dao chief??" The girl glanced at the man and asked.

"Look at what you said......" Nie Canglong was a little unhappy, "What do you mean for me to satisfy him??" I've never had a crooked sexual orientation......"

"Look at you, why aren't you serious??" The girl gave the man a blank look, "Can you be a little purer??" ”

"My daughter-in-law loves to read that kind of book, I just want to be pure, and I can't be pure......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes and said.

"Little green snake, do you owe a beating??" When the girl heard the man's words, she was angry, "If you owe a beating, just say it, and I will fulfill your ......."

"Am I wrong, okay??" Nie Canglong sighed helplessly, "You always say beat me, but you don't do it?" ”

"Hey......" The girl was suddenly unhappy, "Listen to what you mean, you are not happy if I don't beat you, right??" ”

"You hit me, you scold me......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl excitedly, "I beg you......"

"Little green snake ......" When the girl heard the man say this, she immediately got goosebumps in her diaphragm, "You can't have some psychological diseases, right??" If you are sick, you can be cured......"

"I'm not sick at all, my health is a mess...... Nie Canglong sighed, "Hitting is kissing, scolding is love." I want you to kiss me, and I want you to love me, but you always lead Su Su to pit me, I can only choose this way......"

"You say you're ......" the girl glanced at the man, "Su Su is such a big beauty, do you know how many men in China want to kiss him??" If you can go around the earth hand in hand, and the whole person will give it to you, why are you so hypocritical?? ”

"I want to eat bear's paws, but you have to let me eat fish. You are inhumane, you know? Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a resentful expression and said.

"Look at your ......" the girl gave the man a pretty white look, "Can a fish compare to a bear's paw??" This fish can be steamed, boiled, and eaten raw, but what about bear's paws? That has to be treated specially, if it is not handled properly, then it will not be a bad bear paw?? ”

"How long will that take place?" Nie Canglong was a little anxious, "I'm almost hungry to death......"

"I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. What's more, it's a bear's paw......" The girl said with a blank look at the man.

"Oh, I'm almost hungry...... Nie Canglong began to stomp his feet in a hurry, "I'll eat it anyway." I don't dislike it when it's raw, it's just a bear's paw anyway......"

"Get out of ......," the girl glared at the man, "You want to eat it, but the bear's paw is not happy." If you're really hungry, you can eat fish, hundreds of fish. You can eat as much as you want......"

"But fish is fish after all, no matter how much fish there is, she is still a fish, she can't taste the taste of bear paws......" Nie Canglong said anxiously.

"You can draw bread to satisfy your hunger...... the girl gave the man a blank look, "When you eat fish, tell yourself that this is a bear's paw, this is a bear's paw, and as you talk, you will treat the fish as a bear's paw......"

"I'm a real person, but I don't have such a strong ability to associate......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but pout, "I still think that I eat it anyway, raw and half-cooked, I don't care at all......"

"Can you consider the feelings of the bear's paws??" The girl was immediately angry, "The bear's paw was born in this world, it represents a kind of deliciousness, and it naturally has to be cooked carefully, if which step is not done well, you can't eat the delicious bear's paw, this is bad practice, do you understand it??" Bad things are going to be thundered by the sky......"

"Can I stop eating fish, then?" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said.

"No......" the girl glared at the man, "Won't you starve to death if you don't eat fish?" If you starve to death, who will you feed when the bear's paws are ready? ”

"I eat and I eat ......" The little girl came over and hugged her mother's thigh, "Master and mother, I want to eat bear paws and fish ......"

"Listen to what our girl said...... the girl picked up the little girl, and gave the man a fierce white look, "This is called having both fish and bear's paws......"

"I can't believe the words of the little fart...... child" Nie Canglong couldn't help but pout.

"Believe it or not...... girl rolled her eyes, "didn't you hear what we said??" If you want to eat bear's paws and fish, why don't you hurry up and prepare for our maids?? ”

"Alas......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, "This snack goods, when I get you the bear's paw and fish, I'll see if you can eat it......"

"If I can't eat it, won't I save it for the next meal??" The little girl glanced at the master, and felt that the master was a little stupid, she couldn't eat one meal, wouldn't she eat it again after the next meal? ? It's not that there is no refrigerator, and if it freezes, don't you eat it whenever you want? ?

"Listen, aren't we going to save it for the next meal? Do you have to eat it all?? The girl gave the man a blank look and said.

"The next time, it won't be the taste of the beginning......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said.

"I don't dislike ......," the little girl said with a wink of her eyes.

"I don't dislike it......" Nie Canglong suddenly became energetic, "As long as it's a bear's paw, I don't dislike it no matter how you eat it, even if you eat it raw, it's no problem......

"But we've ever tasted the best taste of bear's paws, have you ever eaten them??" The girl gave the man an angry look and said.

"I'll eat half of it, and then I'll carefully handle the other half......" Nie Canglong thought of a compromise plan.

"You don't value bear paws at all??" The girl glared at the man angrily and said.

"I just cherish it too much, so I want to swallow her in my stomach in every possible way, only when I eat it in my stomach, I can rest assured......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh and said.

"Hurry up and prepare bear's paws and fish for us, we want to ......have both fish and bear's paws," the girl suddenly became a little annoyed and said.

"Little Bai Ding......" Nie Canglong sighed and beckoned to Xiao Bai Ding.

When Xiao Baiding saw Nie Canglong greeting him, he immediately ran over, lying on the ground, and rubbing the man's feet affectionately.

"Go, the eldest lady wants to eat bear's paws and fish, you hurry up and get some......" Nie Canglong kicked Xiao Baiding and said.

"Wangwang......" Xiao Baiding turned over and screamed happily twice, and the whole huge figure turned into a streamer and disappeared.

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