There are generally two possibilities for men to lie, one is for women, and the other is forced by women!

Actually, I didn't want to lie to Britney, but the reality forced me to do it. It's been more than half an hour from going out to coming back, and half an hour is not to mention buying a set, even if it is a custom set that meets the size, it is almost completed. But it turned out that I really didn't buy anything, no, I should say I bought some supper, hoping to satisfy the appetite of Queen Britney.

Limped home on crutches, and the lights on the second floor were still on, which showed that Britney was still waiting hard, waiting for her Prince Charming to ride a god horse to pamper her. I'm sorry, my lovely Queen, I disappointed you, because I didn't buy what I had planned. I can't talk about the reason for this, and if I say that a beautiful saleswoman was involved in this period, you may be cranky again, and you may wonder what happened to me outside and people after not coming back for so long. Since I didn't have anything to buy, I had to look for a replacement, what do you say about plastic wrap, it is said that it is very similar to the thickness of the sleeve and the overall softness and elasticity of the sleeve, or let's play the role of the sleeve for the time being.

With a cane and a staircase, it was easy to go up to the second floor. For me, a seriously injured patient, going upstairs and downstairs shouldn't have been my job, but with such a difficult female overlord in the house, I had to endure the grievances. Anyway, if you have any grievances and dissatisfactions, let's vent them out together after a while, I don't care if you want to do it later, in short, Lao Tzu has to be happy first, if you don't want to, just wait to tell my lawyer. Let me declare in advance that my lawyer is my Yu Xiaoxi himself, and Barrister Benyu has refused to accept any cases in recent days, so if you have any grievances, go to God, find the Virgin Mary, in short, don't look for me.

The door was unlocked, so I opened it with a gentle push. I said, you damn girl, why don't you have any sense of security at all! What if another man sneaks in after my man leaves, if it's a thief, forget it, just let him steal something worthless, but what if this guy is a YIN worm, what if he finds out about you! Can you resist, do you have the ability to resist? If you have three long and two short, how can I be worthy of your dead father...... But how can I be worthy of your parents, and myself! I have raised a little suckling pig for so long, and I haven't had time to start but I was given a head start by others, so I have to die headlong!

Fortunately, there was no trace of a thief in the house, and Chi Tiantian was still lying on the bed safely. Covered with a quilt, he tilted his head inside. Yo he, this chick is still shy with me, pretending to sleep, I don't believe that you can still sleep when I kicked and popped upstairs just now, I don't believe that you can fall asleep after I left for half an hour, don't you look forward to me coming back to "cherish" you?

Well, since you are playing dumb with me, I will fulfill you, and see how I dismantle your mask. Cautiously lurking in front of her bed, I whispered to her twice.

"Tiantian, Tiantian, are you asleep?" Yes, girls will pretend to be asleep at this time, because then it will encourage men to take advantage of them secretly. Where can a woman hide this little bit of caution from my insight, don't you want to use this trick of pretending to be asleep to lure me into the bait, I naturally have a way and a plan to deal with you, my plan is to plan it!

"Okay, don't pretend to be asleep, I've found you. Wake up quickly, it's dawn soon, this Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, hurry up, don't rub it in! "Yes, the little girl's hypocrisy can be stopped, let's hurry up and get down to business, who will be responsible for delaying the good weather of the beautiful scenery!

Yo he, still pretend with me! Well, it seems that if my brother doesn't give you some fierce information, you don't know how murderous my methods are. I don't dare to say anything else, but I'm still good at dealing with a little girl like you. Since you don't give a damn about my kind words and persuasions, then I don't have to be cheeky and polite to you anymore. Because this kind of thing always has to be the first party to take the initiative, if God chooses me to be the initiator, then I have no choice but to be respectful than obey!

A colored hand slipped through the collar of her pajamas slowly, slowly, regularly and delicately. My day, my heart beat faster again. When my fingertips touched the soft and smooth skin, I felt a powerful electric current pass through my body. Although this chick's body has been mined many times by me from top to bottom and from left to right, it is still so "tireless". It felt like one hand was a little too busy, so the other hand joined the fight. In this way, the two bouncing and soft jade rabbits on the chest were quickly captured by my hands, you can imagine the satisfaction and excitement of ecstasy, I won't give you a specific introduction, otherwise it seems that it is not me who touched her, but you!

"Chi Tiantian, I'll give you one last chance to raise your hand and surrender, if you are still obsessed and still pretend to sleep with your eyes closed, then I won't show mercy to my subordinates!" Yes, even if you shake your head and don't agree, it won't affect me much, and I can still get things done by myself. That's the difference between men and women, if we men don't nod their heads and say yes, can you women do it on your own? However, I am still relatively democratic, and I will still formalize the voters to express their wishes before the internal election, although your votes have no impact on my final result. If you Chi Tiantian wake up and brew this fragrant atmosphere with me, so that our fish and water games can be carried out happily, maybe I will feed your hungry little carp a little more fish feed. But if you insist on going your own way and have to let my overlord bow hard, then don't blame me for not thinking about "cohabitation"!