Chapter 134: Masturbation
It's so easy to say it, but it's so hard to actually do it!
Xiao Tiantian promised to be Ye Feng's girlfriend, which means that she has become someone else's woman, and she no longer belongs to my Yu Xiaoxi. Oh my God, how do you make me accept it? God says: If you can't accept it, you have to accept it! I really want to say: I'm going to go against the sky!!
But I eventually said, "Oh, congratulations, you've finally got your wish!" "I laughed bitterly, hypocritically, and even more so sadly!
"Xiaoxi, I know you're sad in your heart now, it's okay, cry out if you're sad! Brother is here to help you watch, no shame! "I know that Brother Feng didn't mean to irritate me by saying this, he did feel uneasy about me.
"Cut, what's so sad about Lao Tzu! My good brother has a good home, and it's too late for me to be happy for him! I laughed heartily, and at the same time my heart was dripping with blood.
"Xiaoxi, don't be like this, brother, I'm not a bastard who is heavy on sex and light friends, I understand your feelings very well now. After all, she is sweet...... She was yours before...... It's me who dug my brother's corner, it's me who is wrong, you just punch me twice to get angry, don't worry, I will never fight back! Brother Feng said with a serious expression, I know that he said these words to me from the bottom of his heart. But then again, I don't think I'm worse than him when it comes to fighting, and if he doesn't fight back, others will think he's deliberately letting me!
"Look at what you're talking about, what are you digging into my corner? Tiantian, she was deliberately given to you by me, and you didn't take it from my hands, what are you sorry for me! Don't worry, brother, I'm very generous. As the saying goes, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, and I, Yu Xiaoxi, regard righteousness more than anything else! I said half-jokingly, in fact, I just wanted to get a little psychological comfort from it.
"Grass, brother, brother, I, Ye Feng, really didn't mess with you brother in my life! In the next life, if I am reincarnated as a woman, I will definitely marry you, even if I don't marry you, I will be a junior for you, or Hongxing will have an affair with you out of the wall! Brother Feng said apologetically.
"Fuck your sister, if you are a woman in your next life, I don't want you, and I will think you are ugly if you give it to Lao Tzu!" I scolded in disgust, almost without squirting a secret saliva directly on him.
Brother Feng greeted me with a hippie smile and said, "My sister is not bad!" By the way, when she comes back from abroad, I'll marry her to you! Brother Feng originally just wanted to find a topic, but in a hurry, he didn't think too much about it, so he blurted it out. But in this way, it inadvertently broke my long-sealed heart.
"Ye Feng, why don't you open any pot and mention which pot, do you want to expose my scars?" As soon as I heard the name of "her", my heart immediately tugged, and my face immediately became ugly.
"I'm sorry Xiaoxi, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to mention Ah Xue, I just ......" Brother Feng knew that he had touched my sadness, and the guilt on his face became more and more intense.
However, after all, I am still an open-minded person, and I don't want to be entangled with him because of this matter, after all, he Ye Feng is still my brother of Yu Xiaoxi.
"Okay, it's okay, I didn't take it to heart. But you are indispensable for this meal, you have to invite me to the big restaurant to rub a meal, I can order the good wine and food, you are not allowed to feel sorry for that stinky money! "What should I do, since I have been willing to sell my daughter-in-law to others in the red year, am I not allowed to use the power of wine and food to make up for my wounded soul a little?
"Damn, this still makes you say, am I Ye Feng such a bad person? Don't worry, I'll immediately call and charter the most expensive five-star hotel here, and then let all the waiters and chefs there serve Boss Yu alone. Then let's go to the most upscale sauna entertainment club here, call all the girls over to accompany you to take a Thai bath, pick which night to take away directly, like double fly three P or something, no problem, the room is open for you, leather whips, candles, sleeves, lubricants and other supplies are readily available, guaranteed to make your brother you want to die, ecstasy until dawn! Brother Feng said vividly, and at the same time he squeezed his eyebrows at me, debauched to death.
"I said you're a bastard, you're a ruffian, and you're scared, aren't you? If you are still like this, how can I rest assured that I will hand over Tiantian to you! You think every man likes your cheesy project, tell you that I'm not interested in this matter at all! I glanced at him in disgust.
"That'...... Then what do you say, brother, you can say it casually, brother, I will listen to you, you can go wherever you say? "Brother Feng is asking for my opinion.
"Really? Really listen to me for everything? I laughed wickedly.
"Of course, no, why are you smiling so ugly, brother!" Brother Feng trembled.
Listen to me, listen to me, don't the lion open his mouth to squeeze you dry! Aren't you very awesome and rich, you don't know how to squander and how to spend money, do you? Okay, Lao Tzu will fulfill you! So a few minutes later, the location ......
At a not-so-clean table in a street food stall.
"Little ...... Brook, you brought me to this place to squander? Didn't you just say that you were going to go to the big restaurant, how did you come to this food stall? Brother Feng looked at me with a confused expression, and his mouth was about to fall to the ground.
"yes, the whole street here is a partner store, is there a bigger restaurant than here? Why, don't you like it? I raised my eyes and gave him a look, then sat down and continued to my skewers.
"No, that's too cheap! How can I not be lower than a four-star or five-star hotel when I invite guests to dinner, but now I have come to this crowded food stall, if this spreads out, where will my Ye Feng's face go! "Brother Feng is pretending to be his sacrosanct B again, anyway, I won't compliment him a word.
"Shao Nima and Lao Tzu set scores, we old farmers and toiling people should be in contact with the lowest level of society and close to nature. Count up to three generations, and no one in your family has ever eaten a food stall? We must not forget our roots, and we must always maintain the simplicity and thrift of rural people. Besides, Zhu Yuanzhang was a monk when he was young and wanted to eat, so let's just eat a food stall, what's wrong with you? "Cut, I hate people like him, he goes online with you at every turn, it's disgusting to death. Have we forgotten the program for the building of socialist spiritual civilization and the essence of the struggle against contradictions at the present stage? Forgot...... Forget it, don't say it, with his kind of consciousness, even if he says it, he won't understand it.
"Cut, don't you just eat a food stall, you really despise you when you say it's like a counter-revolutionary struggle!" Brother Feng lazily sat next to me, picked up a lamb skewer and put it in his mouth.
"I said that you have not changed your teachings repeatedly, have you forgotten how painful and miserable the life of the working people in the old society of old China was? Forgot the Red Army's 50,000-mile Long March, the hard work of crossing the grassland? Forgot...... Master, add more spicy seeds to my lamb skewers, yes, and more pepper too! There are also more leeks to bake, this thing is good for the body to eat! I stuffed the contents of my mouth while holding a beer bottle and yelling at the barbecue chef next to me.
"Hey, hey, I said can you stop being so embarrassed! Oh my God, if my friends on the road see me with a dick like you, they won't laugh at me! Oh, I'm grass, don't wipe the oil on your hand on my brother, my clothes are thousands! "Brother Feng was "tortured" by me like a monkey and jumped up and down, I really don't know who is embarrassed at this moment.
"Boss, let's have another twenty strings of big waists!"
"Damn, you're a pig, are you done eating!"
"Cut, you don't care if I can finish eating! I can't finish eating, so I pack it and take it home for supper at night. Why, you feel distressed just by eating this little thing? If you don't take me to a five-star hotel, you can't bear to eat this piece of big waist on a string of five-day strings? "I smacked my fingers and poured beer into my stomach, and I didn't have the time to look up at him.
"Grass, go back and buy the whole street, eat you to death!" Brother Feng took a sip of wine depressedly, looked at me with sharp eyes and said.
"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much, my little red face warms my ......" The ringtone of a mobile phone temporarily interrupted Brother Feng's urge to kill me, and he stood up and answered the phone. Alas, I don't know what's wrong these days, such an ugly song can become popular, why is the aesthetic gap between human beings so big! You also listen to my mobile phone ringtone, how far away, how elegant and vulgar, fresh and pleasant!
"My family lives on the loess slope, the wind blows from the body, whether it is the northeast wind or the southwest wind, it is my song and my song ......" Damn, the phone is coming, I raised my phone and saw that it was my mother calling, it was my mother, I said how does this ringtone sound so kind! This is the ringtone I deliberately set for the people of our old Yu family, and all the relatives of our family will think of this song when they call me. Doesn't it sound a little corny? You don't understand this, such a ringtone can more represent the purest and most ardent family affection. As the so-called most beautiful sound is the local sound, I heard the older generation say that our ancestors lived on the high slopes of the loess, only later migrated to the current residence, so there are our roots, must be kept in the blood.
"Hey, old lady! Do you miss me again......" A string of familiar country sounds poured into my ears, and at that moment there was an incomparable tranquility flowing in my heart.
As for my normal mobile phone ringtone, it will not be so old-fashioned, my Yuxiaoxi is a young man who keeps pace with the times and walks across the times, and has been following the footsteps of the times and trends, so my mobile phone ringtones naturally also show the most trendy vein of today's society.
That, have you heard the classic song "I Give Oil to the Motherland"?
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