In order to end Amy and Celery's rivalry, I changed the subject.

"Amy, do you like to climb mountains? Next week our class will have a picnic, if you want to go, I can take you along! ”

Although the class leader did not say that the wild tour is allowed to bring family members, but the special education school has always been donated by Peng Thos, if Peng Thos wants to let his little master go there for a day, it will definitely be welcomed, right?

And if they can win Amy's heart, they will only get more donations in the future! Originally, this school was built with the help of Amy's biological father John, isn't it also a good story for a daughter to inherit her father's business?

"I'm not going." Amy pouted, "The ultraviolet rays in the mountains are stronger, my skin can't stand it, and I have a full schedule next week, so I can't spare time!" ”

I heard my dad say that for every 1,000 meters above sea level, the ultraviolet rays will be enhanced by 10%, but Cuisong Mountain is also more than 400 meters high, and the ultraviolet rays are enhanced by less than 5%, the main reason is because there is no time, right?

Knowing that my classmates and I, including Xiaoqin, were going out on a picnic one day next week, Amy became even more jealous.

"Manservant...... Brother, you are not allowed to go! You're going to be on set with me that day! ”

"Huh? That's not easy, is it? I scratched my head, "How can I say it, I can also be regarded as the sports committee of the second (3) class of junior high school, when I go out, I should help the class leader maintain discipline, in case of any danger, I am tall and strong, I can also save an emergency, right?" ”

"Yes," Xiaoqin said to the side, "In case the squad leader is hit by a stone, flooded, and buried by a mudslide, classmate Ye Lin can save her!" ”

, how much enmity you have with the squad leader! How many bad things the squad leader has done, and he has to be punished by so many gods!

"And if Ye Lin doesn't go on a wild trip, then I won't go either!" Xiaoqin expressed her determination and said, "When the time comes, I will go to the set with Ye Lin and cheer for Sister Amy!" You must work hard! ”

Amy is going to be by you! I'm tired of acting, and you're holding my arm, eating marshmallows off the court?

After closing her eyes and thinking about it carefully, Amy snorted angrily:

"You don't need it! Let's have fun and go on a wild swim together! Anyway, there is nothing else in the Celestial Empire, natural disasters and man-made disasters are the first, I hope you don't encounter earthquakes, typhoons, and volcanic eruptions! ”

Huh? It seems that you and Xiaoqin belong to the same genre! If you don't like it, you curse it desperately, right? And your natural disaster level is several times greater than that of Xiaoqin! The natural disaster called by Xiaoqin is basically a single kill, at most the group will be destroyed, and the natural disaster you call for is at least the level of destroying the city, and even has the potential to destroy Shijie!

"By the way, I remember, Pooh seems to be the sports committee member of your class?"

Amy calmed down a little and asked with a wink.

"Well," I nodded, "our class is a two-sports committee, I'm a men's sports committee, and Pooh is a women's sports committee." ”

"If you don't say it, I also know that you are a man and she is a woman." Amy looked at me with disdain.

Not necessarily! It is said that the gender issue of women and men will be left to the next people's congress and voted on by all people! It's right behind the pseudo-mother's gender bill!

Amy let out an inexplicable "oh", "In that case, you can go on this picnic with Pooh!" Wouldn't it be more powerful for the men's and women's sports committees to work together to maintain order? ”

Are you going to have Pooh spy on me? As soon as I find out that Xiaoqin and I have any deviant behavior, I will report it to you? This strong desire to control looks like it comes from Ai Shuqiao's genetics!

"No way!" Xiaoqin protested, "Ye Lin must join me in the activity!" Whoever dares to interfere with us will be tied up and thrown into the mountain stream by the mountain god with a great sense of justice! ”

Are you talking about mountain gods or the underworld! What is the measure of his sense of justice, weishenme is so strange!

Xiaoqin's mobile phone rang at this time, and the ringtone of "Marry a Big Big Wolf" made me and Amy frown together.

Not to mention, Amy and I have a certain common language when it comes to musical taste.

"Hello? Is it the squad leader? Is there anything you want me to do? ”

Xiaoqin walked to the window and picked up the phone, she only paid attention to the appearance of the mobile phone, not a smart phone at all, not to mention, even the signal was quite average, so that she developed the habit of answering the phone indoors to be close to the window.

Before Xiaoqin walked away, the squad leader's voice could be heard coming out of the microphone.

"There's nothing particularly important, it's just that our class jihua is wild, and I originally asked Ye Lin to inform you, but I'm afraid he forgot ......"

I have no way of knowing what the squad leader and Xiaoqin talked about later.

Amy, who was sitting on the couch, saw that my attention was being distracted, and in dissatisfaction, she stretched out a leg and kicked my ass from behind.

"What's so nice about someone talking on the phone! Talk to me! ”

I really don't understand that Amy Weishenme wants to be jealous of Xiaoqin like this, but I still turned around and asked with a smile:

"What do you want to talk about? Have you been filming hard lately? ”

"Don't mention filming!" Amy said angrily, "Now that the ultraviolet rays are so strong, the director is still shooting on location, so it is clear that he can't get along with me!" Do you know how much sunscreen I wear a day? ”

Then suddenly his eyes rolled, and with a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth, he began to shake the little foot that had repeatedly attacked me.

"From tomorrow onwards, you will come to me every morning and be responsible for applying sunscreen to me!"

Seeing that I hesitated, Amy immediately dissatisfied: "I don't want to do this little work, you used to say that you loved me, but you lied to me!" ”

I don't want the holy sister oath I made in the past to be told as a lie.

"That...... It's true that I'm used to waking up early to exercise, and dropping by to help you apply sunscreen, and it's not in the way – it's just that my back needs help, right? You can get there somewhere else, right? ”

"Who said that!" Amy raised two thin eyebrows, "Filming is already very hard, how can I waste my energy on such a trivial matter as applying sunscreen!" You're in charge, of course! ”

I was embarrassed and said, "Well, you only need to apply the skin that is exposed, right?" ”

The face and arms are fine, but if you want to touch the thighs and calves together, it's still a little bit bad!

"Don't cut corners!" Amy was arrogant, "The ultraviolet rays are so strong, don't you regret it if I am killed by the ultraviolet rays!" Sunscreen, of course, should be applied all over the body! Not a single corner can be left behind! ”

Hey, aren't you filming nudes on location, as for soaking yourself in sunscreen? And your request to me is basically equivalent to asking my brother to massage you naked!

"Hmph, this kind of thing like applying sunscreen, I used to have a special maid to help me do it, but they were more and more annoying one by one, and Zuihou was all driven away by me."

It's obvious that you're hard to serve! You also drove away a lot of costume artists and makeup artists on the set, and Su Qiao, who was an extras at the time, was almost driven away by you!

"So Zuihou applied sunscreen, and I left it to Peng Thosi to do it......"

Although Penthos is a man, he is a super, and he has a peculiar "master-servant-father-daughter" relationship with Amy, and Amy will sometimes even let Penthos take a shower for herself, so I don't feel inappropriate.

"But you also know that the skin on Peng Thosi's hands is so thick that even if he uses his little finger to apply sunscreen to me, I will be pricked by him from time to time, so in the future, I will change to your brother to do it!"

"Don't take it for granted! Penthos is a, I'm not a, if I put sunscreen on you like that......"

"What will happen?" Amy tilted her head and looked at me with interest, as if she was looking forward to what I was going to say.

"Not good! It's not appropriate to do that anyway! ”

"Cut, I didn't even agree to such a simple request as applying sunscreen, and it's really a brother who can only verbally say love......"

"There it is!" I clapped my hands and exclaimed, "There is a more suitable person than me!" Why don't you just ask Pooh to put sunscreen on you? She is so obsessed with money, if you give her a little favor, she will definitely get up early every day to work for you! ”

Although the gender issue of female men will not be decided until the next People's Congress, it shouldn't be worse than Peng Tous to let Xiong Yaoyue put sunscreen on Amy, right?

"Hmph, brother pushing around!" Amy sulked with her cheeks on her cheeks.

"I ...... I want sunscreen too!! Xiaoqin, who finished talking to the squad leader, heard the two sentences of conversation between me and Amy Zuihou, and rushed towards me.

I held her head to stop her from coming any closer, and said, "Don't mess with me!" Amy, you can ask Pooh to apply sunscreen, Xiaoqin, you can go to Aunt Ren, or ask the squad leader to help you! ”

"How can this be?" Xiaoqin shouted, "It's a natural thing to let your boyfriend wear sunscreen in the summer!" It's not an exaggeration to say that it's a boyfriend's legal obligation! ”

Amy said angrily: "It is my brother's legal obligation to apply sunscreen to my sister!" ”

Xiaoqin half-narrowed her eyes, "No country has that kind of law, but there is a law that has an elder brother casually touching his sister's body, and it is ruled that it is a sexual harassment law." ”

Amy confronted, "The law doesn't have to exist at all!" There is such a thing as a country, if you want to create it, you can create one! I will definitely create a country where my brother will be sentenced to death if he does not fulfill his obligation to apply sunscreen to his sister! ”

And then your country will receive a lot of immigration applications? Maybe it's a way to make money......

"Sister Amy, don't dream." Xiaoqin looked down at the other party with a condescending gaze, "The brother-sister relationship between you and Ye Lin is the other possible death sentence for the two of you!" If you want to hate, hate this shijie who arranged such a fate for you! ”

"You ......" Amy looked like she was about to cry again.

"(*^__^*) hee-hee......" Xiaoqin laughed instead, "The line just now was just when I was thinking about the comics, and I wanted to break my head before I came up with it, it makes a lot of sense, right?" ”

There is your sister's artistic conception! It sounds familiar, no, but it was copied from a shoujo manga!

It was getting late, and Dad showed no signs of going home to sleep - did he go to the hostel? In order not to be his son's light bulb, he actually sacrificed so much, Dad, you can be elected as one of the top ten people who moved China!

However, Aunt Ren returned home earlier than Xiaoqin expected, and when she returned home, she found that her daughter was missing, and immediately called to ask, "Are you there Ye Lin?" If you don't come back, I'll knock on the door! ”